Youtube daily report Jun 19 2017

BM – We are K.A.R.D.

BM – We arrived at Incheon Airport!

BM - I'm the King card of K.A.R.D, BM.

I'm from LA

and do rapping & dancing in K.A.R.D.

JIWOO - I'm JEON JI WOO, the Color jokeR.

With my voice and music style

I think I make our music more colorful.

J.seph - I'm J.seph, the Ace of K.A.R.D.

To become

To become a world star

To become a world star is my dream.

SOMIN – I'm JEON SO MIN, the Black jokeR of K.A.R.D.

I think my chicness and voice

harmonize well with the group K.A.R.D.

Thanks to people watching our music video and their support,

our most watched one exceeded 20 billion views.

BM – We have <WILD KARD 2017 TOUR>

and I think our Korean fans would enjoy

our being in U.S.A.

So…

M2 has been with K.A.R.D's <WILD KARD 2017 TOUR>

SOMIN – We are leaving right now.

BM – Yeah, we're about to go.

SOMIN – Enjoy your flight.

SOMIN – We're about to arrive.

BM – I'm going for workout.

BM – Now I'm heading for gym.

I have to warm up my body before going to bed.

J.seph – Lady first.

JIWOO – Only when camera is on…

JIWOO – You always

pretend to be gentle only when camera is on.

J.seph – Well, where should we go?

JIWOO – We used to work out everyday.

J.seph – That's not good

J.seph – That's not good for your body.

SOMIN – Now, what should I do alone?

SOMIN – J.seph and JIWOO went for jogging.

Maybe I can throw back how our tour has been til now.

I try to smile a lot

and...I just talk a lot.

SOMIN – We ate a lot.

We had Mexican food

and Korean food.

There is a famous

There is a famous kind of pizza called Deep Dish in Chicago.

It's so

It's sooo

It's sooooo

It's sooooooo

It's sooooooo delicious.

BM – Today I'm going to work on my back and biceps.

J.seph – JIWOO, I love places like here.

JIWOO – Me too.

J.seph – I like places like terrace.

SOMIN – I don't know why but

I'm usually with J.seph.

He often jokes around and we squabble with each other.

JIWOO – I look better with my left face.

SOMIN – I'd be better off stretching my body at least.

HELLO.

SOMIN – HELLO.

SOMIN – I'm on the wrong floor.

SOMIN – Someone said hello to me.

I feel somewhat scared of speaking English.

I think so.

When a foreigner talks to me, I get nervous.

J.seph – JIWOO is reliable but quite cute.

Since she takes care of people in an unostentatious way,

I believe she is a kind of a person who is cold outside but warm inside.

JIWOO – It's on me.

J.seph – I was waiting for that.

J.seph – Iced Americano venti size and…

JIWOO – You were ordering with much confidence but

I felt like we were in Korea.

ICED. AMERICANO. VENTI. SIZE.

SOMIN – J.seph

SOMIN – J.seph always make us laugh.

J.seph – I had coffee in the morning.

There was hazel YEOT(?)

J.seph – Umm…Well…

J.seph – Umm…Well…in Starbucks…

J.seph – Umm…Well…in Starbucks…I mean..

JIWOO – Did you say 'hazel YEOT'?

JIWOO – BM is active

JIWOO – BM is active and very energetic.

SOMIN – I didn't know that you are still working out.

BM – What's up! It's Black jokeR.

SOMIN – When I was coming down, I was flustered seeing a foreigner.

So I got off on wrong floor and took the elevator again.

SOMIN – This is good for making shape of legs.

SOMIN – I heard that since women often wear high heels,

there are a lot of things like body wastes and muscles.

Actually I don't know well about workout.

BM – SOMIN, I think I got my abs back.

I thought I got fat but I did not.

SOMIN – No, You still have abs.

J.seph – You know that you should first try sunglasses on.

JIWOO – You look old-fashioned.

It's cute.

J.seph – This is quite nice.

JIWOO - Show it.

SOMIN – Are you done?

BM – Since SOMIN came, let's see how she's doing

SOMIN – Are you coming to me?

BM – I should do it together with you.

SOMIN – I haven't done stretching so long since came here.

BM – Let me try it.

BM – This is not for me.

JIWOO – Do not look for an angle.

JIWOO – Do not look for an angle that your arm looks big.

BM – Please show your muscle,

BM – Please show your muscle, your arm muscle.

BM – Oh my God!

BM – Oh my God! Look at that!

Your bicep is awesome.

BM – Hey, we're so cute.

SOMIN – You?

BM – Yes.

SOMIN – He is really like a bear.

SOMIN – He is really like a bear. He is so kind and always positive.

SOMIN - No

BM – I'm Not?

SOMIN – Me.

BM – You?

J.seph – Whoa, you going without me.

SOMIN – Good job.

BM – Good job sister!

JIWOO – What else is in LA?

BM – Beaches.

JI WOO – Swim Swim Swim!

SOMIN – Santa Monica?

BM – Ah, Santa Monica is so beautiful. We should go.

JIWOO – But I don't like swimming in the ocean.

So I'm thinking of swimming in the hotel.

BM – Here comes a seal from Jecheon!

I'll post it on SNS.

For more infomation >> [SECRET KARD_시크릿카드] Ep.1_Hello K.A.R.D - Duration: 10:19.

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How to Marinade Tofu (part 2)! Stump Kitchen 46 - Duration: 5:57.

What's in the bag?

[Music] "Stump Kitchen Stump Kitchen, gluten free vegan eats and Stumptastic treats!"

Welcome to Stump Kitchen and welcome to part two of how to marinate your tofu.

I don't have much of a voice right now cuz I just got home from a choir rehearsal

and it made me hungry! Any guesses on how long this was in the fridge for?

I don't know, it's been like... about 2 days. This is going to taste the f%#king best.

I'm going do it in 2 ways. I'm going to bake some of it and I'm going to fry up some of it.

I've never actually baked tofu before, so I'm gonna guess 350?

Get a baking pan

Parchment paper

My voice... where is my voice!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!

You're welcome.

Let's get our little marinaded babies out

Mmm... and like they really changed colours, they're super brown

Mmmm!

Beautiful!

I guess we'll stick them in the oven for like 10 minutes and then I'll check on them and then I'll keep checking on them... I don't know!

My shirt's like tucked into my pants

Ohhhhh my life, what is my life?!

Ok! [clears throat] I'm going to do a little shot of this juicy-juice.

One, two, three

Holy crap!

That is flavour country! Phew!

[Big burp]

things that you can use this marinaded and fried up or baked tofu on:

You can use it as bacon in a BLT. Ooo you could put on top of a grilled salad!

As bacon on its own. Oh my gosh - breakfast sandwiches - which is like, one of my earlier episodes...

and top it with f%#king bacon. That sounds amazing... [dream music]... yeah.

so while that's baking we're going to fry up the other stuff. medium-high? Here we go!

dribble some of the juice on it too. Oh yeah!

I'm gonna pour some of the juice in here and like - into my shot glass - and kinda baste the stuff that's baking

Like just pour some on and see if that soaks in, I don't know? Bluh!

I think this is a good idea, I don't know if it's what you do, but I like it, I think it's a good idea.

Just be careful not to burn your limbs [laughs] I guess I could take it out... whatever, I made a choice!

This, uh, leftover situation, marinade saucy-sauce...

it's so delicious, like you could put it on salad, you could put it on grilled vegetables or...

rice... a tofu scram, like it's so amazing.

So the stuff in the pan is kinda getting like, caramelized and sticky

Kind of like, I guess what a chicken wing sauce might be like... although I haven't had a chicken wing in a long time so I don't know...

Ah yeah!

K, so the fried up ones, they're ready to go. We just gotta wait for the baked ones now. [inhales] oh yeah

Are you ready yet?

[ukulele music]

[whispers] I'm gonna say they're ready

Woah...

now some people might flip their tofu when they bake it... I made the choice not to... yup.

let's do a taste test, yeah!

texture-wise, the ones that I fried up, they're much more sticky. They're also a lot more susceptible to burning so...

The ones that I baked... it's almost like the texture of...

it's like halfway between tofu and beef jerky is the texture. I don't know.

First one I'm gonna try is the fried up one

Mmm... mh-hh

Very flavourful. I burnt them a tiny bit so there's a bit of burning flavour... that's ok.

It's actually quite tender, like it's soft and tender. I thought it would be crispy and hard but it's not.

Actually with the burning it tastes a bit like jerk chicken. It's really good!

Baked tofu here we come.

It's still hot.

Mmmm

Yes. If you make this tofu and you use the same marinade recipe that I did,

definitely recommend baking it. I don't know why but it's so much more flavourful!

Mmmm!

Oh my God. I'm just going to eat this all... yep.

thanks for doing that experiment with me, that was really awesome. I would love it so so much if you subscribed to my channel...

give it a little thumbs up below... leave a comment...

Stump Kitchen is on Patreon. I would love your support.

Also, Stump Kitchen is on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. So good.

Mh! I did it! Thanks so much for watching... thank you to all of you for spreading the Stump Love. [laughs]

We'll see you next time on Stump Kitchen, bye!

[music] "Stump Kitchen, Stump Kitchen, gluten free vegan eats and Stumptastic treats!"

Yes, I turned off the oven.

For more infomation >> How to Marinade Tofu (part 2)! Stump Kitchen 46 - Duration: 5:57.

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Violet Evergarden　I want to sell quickly. To know love. - Duration: 2:35.

Start Violet Ever garden.

It was present in the long ago

Story of pretty little girl

Cremation system operation. Light arm left arm purge. The main target lock-on. Maximum output.

Shot 5 seconds before 4, 3, 2, 1

"Violet Ever cannon" fire.

Annihilate completion. And The return.

Check the abnormality of the chest. Recovery system inoperative. Discarded below the head. Proposed an emergency escape. Delete the internal data.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 complete.

firing.

Start Violet Ever garden.

Are you single How in the family?

Mom. I want to buy that robot.

What are you saying? It will be a mobile e-mail to a computer e-mail! ?

But, that robot's. Poor.

Fool. Nante 10 million yen I do not buy in too high.

Mom of stingy.

Now. Ikuwayo.

I want to sell quickly. In order to know the love.

For more infomation >> Violet Evergarden　I want to sell quickly. To know love. - Duration: 2:35.

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Acrobat Lesson 1 interface - Duration: 4:19.

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Somos Más - Faqq, Nucleo, Rayo y Acru (LETRA) - Duration: 4:29.

For more infomation >> Somos Más - Faqq, Nucleo, Rayo y Acru (LETRA) - Duration: 4:29.

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Acrobat Lesson 2 combine files from Windows - Duration: 1:48.

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Urara Meirochou - Episode #8 Breakdown - THE GIRLS GET DRENCHED IN THEIR TIGHT SWIMSUITS! - Duration: 9:09.

THIS IS EPISODE #8! IDK WHY I CALLED IT #9! SORRY!

Episode eight. In Labyrinth Town, there are several natrual springs within the forest where the Gods are said to gather along their banks. Nice to know.

Nina says that they're there because the land is holy and they can boost their Urara powers. They're totally not there just to cool off because it's a hot day or anything.

You're not fooling anyone Nina. Stop lying to everyone, you just wanted an excuse to be lazy today.

All the saucy girls begin taking their robes off and jumping into the cold inviting waters. Oh my. This is already looking better than the last episode.

Then they begin changing in front of each other. We do not get to see this delicious scene, but we do get to see them all in their swim suits though. It disgusts me that Chiya has big boobs.

Because, as we all know, #FlatIsJustice

Nono's flatter chest calmed me down a bit, but it's not perfectly flat, so I still feel a little ill. As a lolicon, being exposed to boobs in anime is like being exposed to radiation. It's very bad for us.

I'll try carrying on though. For you all watching.

I'm sure some of you are enjoying this, but I'm just not a fan of big developed breasts.

We then find out that Chiya is terrified of crabs. Then a crab snaps off Koume's swimsuit.

This episode is just for Grannycons to lust after big over developed boobs.

Nono brought her possessed doll along for a swim.

Koume's lesbianic ways become oozing out of her as she sneaks up behind Kon and begins squeezing her all over, lustfully whispering into her ear about how she's been developing a bit much lately.

Kon squishing the sides of Koume's belly, then proceeds to fat shame her, telling Koume to lay off the sweets. That sorta p!sses me off. A soft Koume is much better than a perfectly fit Koume. Kon obviously does not know what most people find attractive.

OH MY OH MY. Nono then says that her bottom is stuck and we get the lewdest bum shot this anime has ever shown. I'm gonna have to put a censor bar over most of this!

*As the editor of this video slowly put the censor bar over this image to obey youtube's policies and guidelines, their breathing became heavy and face a dark red. Steam rolled out of their ears and drool flowed out of their mouth onto their lap, creating even more steam off of their warm lap*

It then cuts to Saku and her dribbly assistances at another spring, ready to get wet and have some fun. Kon's dribbly assistance lustfully looking at Saku like a hungry dog. What a total surprise.

Two crabs them come up and snap off the dribbly assistances swim suits. This episode is full of Grannycon fan service. I hope all of you grannycons out there are enjoying this!

It cuts back to Chiya and the others. Chiya has obviously discovered that Koume has more belly to offer than the others and begins pulling on her love handles. Kon, the fat shammer, watches in disapproval as Chiya becomes dribbly playing with Koumes luscious tummy.

They leave the water and begin laying in the grass, relaxing. We get a good clip for all you foot enthusiast out there.

Kon then starts blushing and licking her lips, saying that she wants to do something forbidden with all the other girls. I feel my face beginning to grow hot. So nice.

Nevermind. Disappointed again.

Kon wants to try a technic done underwater to join her energy with someone else. Okay then. During her explaining the juicy details about this forbidden technique, we get to see a flashback of a loli Kon. Very good.

Chiya then says that she'll do the technique with her under water. And that she'd love to do anything Kon wanted while they were alone together. Kon then starts blushing as Chiya holds her against her and says "th.. then maybe later.."

This fan service is just bait. At this point I think it's safe to say that we are not going to see any of these girls hook up or start a romance with each other.

Kon and Chiya then go under the water and begin kissing each other deeply. Kon then holds Chiya close as chiya beings chugging the water. Kon freaks out as she feels Chiya's belly begin to jut out.

Of course, none of that actually happened. Just giving you all some fan fiction to satisfy the lewd hole in your hearts.

Chiya and Kon are underwater now and are attempting to do the forbidden ritual. One of them says that the water randomly felt warm. Looks like one of them may be peeing. Nice.

The ritual is a success, but not really. Kon starts tripping and has to be pulled out of the water.

Kon then starts remember slash having nightmares about the weird things that happened during her underwater ritual with Chiya. Apparently Chiya was the one who dominated her and, as you can tell by the screen shots, some pretty weird things happened.

Kon and Chiya then get out of bed and begin talking about what they saw. Chiya saw the weird things as well and Kon believes that they both saw some of the Gods of labyrinth town.

Kon knows her place though, she admits that she only got to see the Gods because she was temporarily sharing that power with Chiya.

Kon's totally screwed. Apparently her seeing the God's via Chiya's ability was her divining towards the Gods. Which means she may have lost her ability to divine forever. It's not really her fault though.

Kon is seriously upset over this. We don't actually know if she's lost her abilities or not though. I'm sure we're gonna find out soon.

Chiya then begins licking Kon's tears away. Swallowing them loudly and softly burping while blushing back into Kons sweet face.

Chiya then lays on top of Kon. Letting her know that her ability to divine doesn't matter as much as her ability to love Chiya's body tenderly.

Chiya then says that it doesn't matter if the Gods take away Kon's power or not. That Chiya will divine for Kon and share her powers with Kon whether the Gods like it or not. Very bold sweet little Chiya.

Chiya then says that they're gonna try apologizing to the Gods together. And "with a pair of bellies like theirs, anyone would forgive them." I agree.

The other two rudely have been ease dropping and say that they're gonna help as well. We get to see their, luscious, cute, supple bellies though. Nice.

Koume then tells Kon to try using the ouija board. That if she can use it, she still has her divining powers. But if she can't, then her powers are truly gone.

Well, looks like Kon still has her powers. Yippie.

Chiya then begins licking Kon all over, trying to make her feel even better than before about her powers still being in tact.

Koume says that ghosts gather around the springs as well, and they may have not seen the gods, but ghosts instead. Creepy.

They then all howl at the moon.. literally.. and it ends.

Not a bad episode. Lots of fan service for those of you who l*st after fully developed woman boobs. I'd say it makes up for the horrible last episode.

Subscribe right now if you're watching this video and haven't yet. It's not a very hard thing to do. Like this video as well if you watched it to this point. New Urara breakdowns every day until I've finished the series.

For more infomation >> Urara Meirochou - Episode #8 Breakdown - THE GIRLS GET DRENCHED IN THEIR TIGHT SWIMSUITS! - Duration: 9:09.

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GIULIA PELAGATTI RIVELA I SEGRETI DELLA SUA RELAZIONE CON RICCARDO MARCUZZO - Duration: 1:17.

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Violet Evergarden　I want to sell quickly. To know love. - Duration: 2:35.

Start Violet Ever garden.

It was present in the long ago

Story of pretty little girl

Cremation system operation. Light arm left arm purge. The main target lock-on. Maximum output.

Shot 5 seconds before 4, 3, 2, 1

"Violet Ever cannon" fire.

Annihilate completion. And The return.

Check the abnormality of the chest. Recovery system inoperative. Discarded below the head. Proposed an emergency escape. Delete the internal data.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 complete.

firing.

Start Violet Ever garden.

Are you single How in the family?

Mom. I want to buy that robot.

What are you saying? It will be a mobile e-mail to a computer e-mail! ?

But, that robot's. Poor.

Fool. Nante 10 million yen I do not buy in too high.

Mom of stingy.

Now. Ikuwayo.

I want to sell quickly. In order to know the love.