N.....Ngh...... *mumble* I'm full......*mumble*
Muah?
Oh, it's morning. It's so bright
......I guess I'll get up
Mmm, I had a good sleep!
It's so nice out today.
On a sunny day like this, I feel like something good will happen.
I don't have anything in particular to do there, but maybe I'll go to the mountain.
Hm?
Marisa, are you there? It's me
Oh, Alice. What's up? It's so early.
Could you open the door?
What?
Come on, can't you open it yourself? You could just come in without knocking
......Marisa
I think I broke a bone
Wait, was this how broken bones looked!?
Alice
Alice vs.
Alice vs. Broken Bone
What the hell......wait, what is this......seriously, like what......
I don't know either. It was like this when I woke up......
I'm thinking I probably slept in a weird way and broke my waist.......
Yeah, not sure I follow......
U-Umm, anyway, let's talk inside. It sounds like this could take a while
Yeah, sorry for barging in
What? You can walk that easily......?
It was easier than I thought
I see......
So
It sounds like you were making dolls as usual yesterday
And it's not like you went to sleep in an especially weird position either......
Yeah......
(What the hell!?)
(I thought I'd find a clue to solve this if I asked her what happened......)
(But I figured out much less than I thought! This whole situation still makes no sense, and folded-over Alice is still folded over!!)
(I feel like I'm going crazy! It's not like usual incidents, where I can just beat up the boss. It's way harder!)
*pant*...... (I feel like I'm going crazy! It's not like usual incidents, where I can just beat up the boss. It's way harder!)
*pant*...... *pant*...... (I feel like I'm going crazy! It's not like usual incidents, where I can just beat up the boss. It's way harder!)
*pant*...... *pant*...... (Master Spark can't fix back bones!)
(I wish someone would take my place! I can't do this!)
(The Alice I see and the one I remember are completely 90 degrees different! My brain can't process it, I can't even speak!)
(Oh, someone, please! Mima-sama, help me! You're around, aren't you!?)
No> (Oh, someone, please! Mima-sama, help me! You're around, aren't you!?)
I'm sorry, Marisa
What!? Wh-What about!?
I know you don't want to deal with a woman with a broken bone.
W-Well, if I had to choose, of course I seriously don't want to deal with this at all
But at this point, I don't think it's a matter of wanting or not wanting ZE......
I know I'm just causing you trouble....... Let me make you some tea to make it up to you. I'm using your kitchen.
S-Sure
Here you go
You have really good balance!!
How is it?
W-Well...... Honestly, I can't taste it right now......
B-By the way
*ahem* B-By the way
*fidget* Listen, Marisa
*fidget* Hm?
*fidget* I, um, came here today because I wanted to tell you something
Um, I-I
I'm in love with you, Marisa!!
Go out with me! Please!
(Why are you telling me this right after you broke your bone......?)
(Do it after it's healed......)
Wh-What do you think?
*glance* Wh-What do you think?
*glance* U-Um, well
*thump*...... *thump*...... I.....I'm ready for whatever response you give me......
*thump*...... *thump*...... You're going for romance looking like that? You sure like challenges, huh? God damn
*thump* H-Hurry, Marisa...... Don't tease me. Give me an answer......
*thump* Um, sorry, can I reply some other time?
*thump* When?
*thump* Depends on how many months it takes for the bone to heal
No! I only have today! It has to be today!
Why today!? I'm saying come back another day!
Shut up! You don't understand what day it is today!
It's the day you broke your bone!
!?
Wh-Whoa, what's going on!? Is this really my unlucky day!?
Agh, she's here!
What!? A-Alice!?
Marisa! Calm down and listen to me!
That Alice with a broken bone
isn't the real me!
Ph-Phew! This wasn't the real Alice!
That's one of the dolls I made to look like myself!
My hands slipped a bit and its waist broke, so I had left it lying around......I had no idea it had turned into a tsukumogami......!
That's an impressive way for your hands to slip
The problem was that this doll looked like me.
Having become a tsukumogami, the doll played true to its appearance......and tried to be me with as broken waist!
Well, it wasn't so easy believing that, either.
Damn it, I was so close! I'm retreating!
Hold it, doll!
I'll retreat to the Human Village or something!
Hey! I said hold it!
Marisa, we're going after it!
Y-Yeah!
(......)
(Wait, does this even have anything to do with me?)
Alice vs. Broken Bone
Alice vs. Broken Bone
*pant*......*pant*......I got you cornered, doll. You'll listen to me now
Nghh~ damn you~~
You pervert! What are you going to do to me so deep in the forest!?
Shut up! It's all over for you! You shouldn't have become fully autonomous without my permission!
What kind of a situation is this?
Well, we may as well count this as solved. Good grief, I'm glad my unlucky day didn't last past noon.
Hey, don't treat me like bad luck! You can't find such a cute doll! If you leave me by your side, I bet you'll be happy!
She sure talks a lot......man, Alice, you make such weird stuff. What were you gonna do with a doll that looked like yourself?
W-Well
I originally made her as a spare body.
What!?
You may not have realized it, but my body is actually a doll, too
It all goes back to 20 years ago. At the time, I was magician, chasing after immortality, and--
Oh, I'll listen to this kind of serious stuff another time
Oh, okay
Anyway, if we turn her back into a doll, this case will be solved!
All right! So what do we actually do?
Her existence hinges on her broken waist!
So if we tie her up and have a doctor fix her bone, she'll have a mental breakdown from the loss of identity and won't be able to function!
That's a really roundabout and harsh way to beat her! Also, it didn't seem like she liked her broken waist, but if it gets healed she takes damage!?
The mind is a complicated thing!
Y-You're going to fix my waist!? What!?
Shouldn't I be glad about that!?
Shouldn't I be happy!? Shouldn't I be glad about that!?
Shouldn't I be happy!? Hey, she looks confused, too! You sure about this!?
Shouldn't I be happy!? Sorry, I'll just burn her!
Shouldn't I be happy!? Right! That's safer!
Oh! W-Wait! Don't give me a glimpse of hope and then plunge me into despair! Damn it, humans are so cruel!
But at this point, we have no other choice......
Bwehhh! Noo! I don't want to be burned! Marisa, help me! Marisaaaaa!
I don't know what you want me to do......
Hey, please, Marisa! Team up with me! Let's work together to kill that Alice!
And then accept me with my broken bone as the true Alice! Please!
What good does that do me?
I knew I was a failure! That's why I ran away! I wanted to live! Bwahh!
My only chance was to pretend that I broke my waist and bet on everyone buying it and to become the real Alice!
Failures eventually get thrown away! I don't want to be thrown away! Bwahhh!
C-Come on......
Throw away!? There's no way Alice would do something so mean! She loves dolls! Right, Alice!?
I-I was planning to stuff gun powder inside her and use her as a bomb doll......
"There!" I-I was planning to stuff gun powder inside her and use her as a bomb doll......
"Agahh!" "There!" I-I was planning to stuff gun powder inside her and use her as a bomb doll......
"Agahh!" "There!" Hey, think of your opponents, too!! Don't you feel bad for them!?
"Agahh!" "There!" Bwahhh, so I AM gonna die!
But......I'm not completely lying when I say I love you.
Jeez, that's the bad thing about dolls. It's so easy to get attached to them.
Oh, Alice! What are you doing!?
I usually wouldn't care what happened to a doll who tried to harm her master
But just this one time
I'll downgrade you so you can't do bad things, and I'll forgive you at that
Th-The Shanghai doll!
You'll be a bit small......but this way, I can keep you at home.
I can't let you live as me......but I can at least use you as an ordinary doll.
So......from now on, we can be together at my home......
Oops, my hand slipped
What?
The End
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