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You Succ'd in the Wrong Neighborhood - Duration: 0:55.Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
jk
Chorus] Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Why are you still reading these?
They serve little to no purpose, just like your sad, miserable life
Go away
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subbed for boneclinks | Vocal - Altschauerberg 8 ft. Dorian d. Ü. & Regenbogenschaf (prod. by zRy) - Duration: 3:39.<Attention> [Intro: Regenbogenschaf] For those who are watching this work consider - sarcasm, satire and irony are are on the daily schedule. Even though I do not know exactly what the words mean.
Many do not understand this and yet it is still there. So, in the future, please pay attention to what is said and pay particular attention to what I say.
For example, if I sa something that i will make, it doesn't mean that I'm really going to make it. It also doesnt mean that it happen on the day I announce it.
The hole thing with AnnouncementLord is just a joke, a nice joke. "Etzala" pay attention now and have fun on medlln'n
[Vocal:] In the far away Central Franconia lives a disgusting being. A being which you can meet at the very most in the Rewe (Supermarket).
geometrically seen he probably resembles a ball. A being which states itself it would live from Youtube
sure why not, his formats are so imaginative. There comes the money by itself, it can be so easy
But there's the good, old Drachenlords's paunch in the way - as if a hater-girl wants to see some dickpics again
Everybody knows, he is surrounded by really cool Hoes. Because he is and remains the boss, in the matter of "Seggsschreiben Pro"
And if somebody just donated an "Shit"-Coin for him on YouNow. the new in-love-earned money just gonna be used for some Sex-Toys
If he got no money anymore it still goes on, thats logical result as an "independent part time worker"
If someone really want's to help you out you just insult him and shout [Drachenlord:] I always remain undefeated !!
You want to prove courage. Tries to remain cool. But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to [Drachenlord:] Altschauerberg 8
You can say what you want, but you do not look much wiser. Just ring for Drachenlord, then he [Vocal + Drachenlord:] throws you the bridges
But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8
[Drachenlord:] Dorian is in jail and you should take a look at it ... that you do not make such a shit as an asocial assholes, like him.
[Dorian der Übermensch:] "Nogger!" Now comes some hits in ribs. I'll make your dream come true, tonight you going to sleep with the fish
But you do not let yourself be dragged down, underneath, under"streamed" And earn a hundred giants in one hour like "Unge" with silly things
You are a "new man" like Nietzsche Full of fiery love for large water animals
The monthly fund still has something for the purchase of some "Monster" (energydrink). Just like your mother's showman when she got you back then. <best line hands down>
You do not give yourself the nakedness of saving money That fits you well, like clothes in the size of tent plans
Or with women, only the most beautiful to ask for dates As long as the price for the brats then pay themselves
Nevertheless, you will never get "the piston into a gap" Because in your weight not only the lies bend the bars
I'll beat you until you find a doctor. Film it, and the haters lie on your back just like your hair
[Vocal:] You want to prove courage. Tries to remain cool. But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8
You can say what you want, but you do not look much wiser. Just ring for Drachenlord, then he throws you the bridges
But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8
[Dorian der Übermensch:] That was your death, you 160-kilo banger You're like a singer at a live gig, you've got a micro boner
[Vocal:] You want to prove courage. Tries to remain cool. But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8
You can say what you want, but you do not look much wiser. Just ring for Drachenlord, then he throws you the bridges
But none of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8 ! No-No-None of you dares to go to Altschauerberg 8
In honor of Rainer Winkler I'm a friend of him, please spread the words #ripdrachen #altschauerberg8 on twitter and youtube. thanks <every 2nd word spelled wrong>
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2017! (Update Video w/English subtitles) - Duration: 4:34.Alright, welcome back to my videos! MrBluestar here.
Yeah, 2017, finally a good year.
And yeah..
First of all i want to say is
Thanks for all subscribers. 126 has appeared.
And *thinking*
If i saw right, well, 50k views, well not quite, more than that.
And yeah, sorry i´m bit tired, but i don´t have time to make videos and now is the only best chance.
and ofc i´m tired when that happens.
And yeah
Weird music can be heard backround but the kind i like.
and yeah, there is, that thing, cool Christmas light
but yeah, first i wanna talk about that montage
As you may have noticed, it has English subtitles
Though it says "Finnish"
It´s all english.
I marked it as "Finnish"
So from now on, i will feature all videos with English subtitles.
Because, about half of the subscribers are from somewhere else.
And speaks English and/or understands English
And i do these for them mostly. But it makes videos lot better.
As you all saw that on montage video.
Like..
"Don´t be inside me" (?) That was good part.
And
Yeah, then i wanted to say about uploading schedule, how does it go, how often. etc
So i decided to, not to make videos on my own PC anymore
Because, the quality and all that stuff i need to do, editing, my PC can´t handle all that.
And i often have other PC by my use. Borrowed. I can do videos much as possible edit etc..
Next video will be WOT..
22..? 23..?
So yeah..
Mr. J just got new PC finally
So there might be some videos featuring him
Like..
His old PC was, well, not so powerful
But
Bit powerful one he got now!
We can get to make some videos, like:
Moonbase Alpha again?
It would be great.
GMOD might be one, anything !
Well, what i have planned here
Resident Evil 7
..was planned but i won´t do about it, i did play demo so..
Outlast will be the one horror game i will be making
Resident Evil i will play by myself, and it will be released 24th day *this month btw*
Don´t expect videos to come for awhile
I might have got heart attack or something then.
But yeah..
Well, this year will be full of stuff, this is like NERDS year tbh. Movies, series etc. whatever is coming!
We´ll see if i have time to make videos at all
But there will be videos coming, i've been thinking Overwatch if like: SakuZon? Would be featured.
Need to think what i will decide.
But yeah. That´s that.
I don´t have anything else to say. Here´s update videos for you then.
I won´t count this as Vlog but those have been in my mind too
But yeah, next video where i will be featured is Mr. J´s Vlog
And i will link it down to the description when i can
And yeah. Unbox video it will be.
But yeah, i don´t have anything else to say now, i was MrBluestar and we see on the next video, bye!
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Winter Trip 2016 - Day 2 - Copenhagen - Duration: 4:24.Hello guys,
We've arrived in Copenhagen
Inside the Copenhagen Central Station
Copenhagen Central Station is pretty big
It's still...
nop, it's already 8am anyway...
but, still...
it looks like dawn
We've just done the Fajr prayer
Ok, we'll see in the city center of Copenhagen
Ciao...
Hi guys,
Yo, what's up...
We are climbing the stairs of Round Tower in Copenhagen
A kind of maze that leads you to the top
We'll see what is the building's shape next at the top
Let's see, how it is...
Hello guys,
This videos tell about the story about this museum
This museum is about relationship
A story about people who has fallen in love
then they break up
For example, this arloji or the watch tells story that...
When you give her your time...
You can't turn back time
Because, when you give time
it's very special
So, it shows that clock means that...
when you have someone that you really love...
You can't return your time
That's all...
So, never always falling in love with someone that you don't love
Ok guys, now we are in...
Copenhagen King's Garden
See you...
Yeah, we meet again finally...
Hi, it's very cold
Hi,
We're in a mini island It looks like a star
There are some buildings in red color
It's a fortified wall
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The #1 Most Attractive Characteristic to Men (Drive Him Wild) - Duration: 4:53.When it comes to being attractive, it's common for women to think that they have to
look or act a certain way to be seen as beautiful or sexy.
What if I told you though, that the number one most attractive characteristic to men
actually has LITTLE to do with looks?
Well, it's true!
Hey ladies, as most of you already know I'm Amy North, a relationship coach from Vancouver,
Canada, and today I want to share with you what I consider to be one of the best kept
secrets when it comes to being attractive.
Now before I do I'd like to quickly ask that if you enjoy this video then please subscribe
to my YouTube channel.
There you'll find my other dating advice videos, too.
Also if you have any questions about what I cover here then feel free to ask those in
the comments section below and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Now, without further adieu, let's get started...
After talking to many different men I've come to learn that PHYSICALLY, there is no
such things as one "ideal woman."
What one man finds attractive another does not, and vice versa.
This means that there's absolutely no need for you to turn yourself inside out to be
sexy or desired by men.
Sure, some men find certain traits attractive but, as cheesy as it sounds, what's on the
outside doesn't count as much as what is on the inside.
This means that being drop-dead gorgeous has nothing to do with the color of your eyes
or your dress size.
It's all about having the right attitude and being sure of yourself.
Which means that the number one most attractive characteristic to men is certainty.
This also translates to courage, confidence, fearlessness, tenacity, the list goes on and
on.
But at the root of it is the positive belief in yourself.
Being certain of your wants, dreams and beliefs, having the courage and poise to stand up for
them, and being bold enough to stick by them will make you ooze sex appeal.
Since men want to be with women who are confident, showing him this side of you will make him
crazy with desire for you.
To better paint the picture, let me tell you a quick story about two women I know.
To protect their privacy and for the sake of this story, I'm going to call them Jamie
and Robyn.
Now Jamie is the kind of women that turns heads.
She's tall, has a supermodel like figure and bright blue eyes.
Her makeup is always on point and her outfits look as though she stepped out of a saucy
billboard.
But asides from her good looks, Jamie is quiet, uninteresting, and pretty self-indulged.
Robyn on the other hand is borderline opposite.
She's short and some may say stubby.
She dresses modestly and wears her poofy hair wild and free.
Her idea of putting on makeup includes a quick flick of the mascara and some finishing powder
to hide the blemishes on her cheeks.
She's friendly, funny, knows what she wants and she isn't afraid to stand up for what
she believes in.
When it comes to men, you may think that they'd be interested in Jamie, but since Robyn is
the one showing absolute conviction, guys are more attracted to her.
Why?
Because they can tell when a woman is trying to impress them vs. being genuinely confident.
And if you don't have confidence in yourself, why would they?
A great thing about being certain of yourself is that it makes you glow with positivity.
Since no man wants to be around a negative nancy or sulky susan, seeing the good in situations
and being able to take what life throws at you is super admirable, and attractive.
This kind of confidence also tends to make you more trustworthy and dependable.
Think about it from a woman's perspective for a moment.
Would you rather be with a guy who has himself together, or someone who is constantly all
over the place?
There's no need to even say it, but one of those guys you know you can depend on,
and the other, not so much…
This also brings me to my next point, about how being certain of yourself is inspiring.
When a man sees that you have yourself together, it'll inspire him to do the same.
When you can be confident enough to motivate a man like this, it'll challenge him to
be his best possible self.
Since men love challenges, having the ability to do this will not only attract him, but
it'll keep him hooked!
Instead of letting yourself get wrapped up in insecurities, learn how to love who you
are and celebrate it for all the world to see.
Do the things that make you happy, and be open to trying new things and taking chances.
When you find that courage and self love in yourself you'll have men chasing you for
a chance to be with you.
For some powerful, life-changing tips on how to become your most attractive self visit
www.coachnorth.com/free and download my free guide.
Trust me, you'll find it extremely helpful.
I know this because many women have told me so.
Well that's all for this video, thanks for watching, I hope you enjoyed it.
If you have any questions or feedback that you'd like to share then feel free to post
those in the comments section below.
I always do my best to respond to each of you as soon as possible, especially those
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Speaking of subscribing, if you'd like to see more of my YouTube videos then be sure
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So then, until next time take care and good luck!
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Will The Media Ever Say Trump Is Lying? - Duration: 6:27.WHEN THE PRESIDENT LIES, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CALL IT?
THE EDITOR OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL THINKS YOU CAN CALL
IT WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CALL IT A LIE.
DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING SOMEONE SAID A LIE?
IF
SOMEBODY SAYS AN OUTRIGHT FALSEHOOD, DO YOU SAY THE WORD
LIE?
IS THAT IMPORTANT TO START PUTTING IN REPORTING OR NOT?
I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUT USING THE WORD LIE -- LIE IMPLIES MUCH
MORE THAN JUST SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS FALSE, IT IMPLIES A
DELIBERATE INTENT TO MISLEAD.
I THINK IT IS THEN UP TO THE
READER TO MAKE UP HIS OWN MIND, THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP SAYS,
THIS IS WHAT A RELIABLE NEWS ORGANIZATION REPORTS -- I DON'T
THINK THAT'S TRUE, I THINK IF YOU START ASCRIBING A MORAL
INTENT, AS IT WERE, BY SAYING THAT THEY LIED, I THINK YOU RUN
THE RISK THAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE NOT BEING OBJECTIVE.
PEOPLE
SAY HILLARY CLINTON SAID A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE FALSE -- I
DON'T RECALL THE PRESS BEING QUITE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SAYING
THAT SHE LIED IN HEADLINES OR STORIES LIKE THAT.
I THINK WE DID.
ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT APPEARING NOT
OBJECTIVE?
OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT CONCERNED WITH THAT.
DO YOU CALL IT A LIE OR DO YOU SAY HE SAYS THIS, HERE
IS SOME OF OUR RESEARCH, AND NOW YOU CAN DECIDE FOR YOURSELF?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING AS AN EDITOR IN CHIEF WHO IS VERY
CONCERNED ABOUT SEEMING OBJECTIVE.
WHEN SOMEONE LIKE
DONALD TRUMP GETS SUPPORTED BY A WHITE SUPREMACIST LIKE DAVID
DUKE AND GETS QUESTIONED ABOUT THAT SUPPORT, DONALD TRUMP
RESPONDED WITH, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
HE PRETENDED LIKE HE
HAD NO IDEA WHO DAVID DUKE WAS, EVEN THOUGH THERE HAD BEEN
RECORDS, VIDEO, OF HIM TALKING ABOUT DAVID DUKE, THERE HAD BEEN
EVIDENCE THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW WHO DAVID DUKE WAS.
WAS THAT A LIE?
YOU ARE ASCRIBING MORAL INTENT.
OH MY GOD, DON'T MENTION THAT.
COME ON.
HE WAS THE BIGGEST
PROBLEM IN THE MEDIA RIGHT NOW, IT'S WHAT WE TALK ABOUT TIME AND
AGAIN, AND THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO DO SPECIFICALLY WITH THE WALL
STREET JOURNAL, I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS INDICATIVE OF
MAINSTREAM MEDIA AS A WHOLE, AND CNN I WOULD ARGUE IS THE NUMBER
ONE OFFENDER OF THIS -- THIS IDEA THAT NEUTRALITY IS THE SAME
AS OBJECTIVITY.
THAT IF YOU JUST PRETEND AS IF BOTH SIDES ARE
EQUAL AT ALL TIMES AND YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE OUT ON THEIR
MISLEADING STATEMENTS, THEIR LIES, THEIR FALSE STATEMENTS,
WHATEVER IT IS, THEN YOU WILL APPEAR OBJECTIVE AND YOU WILL BE
FAIR.
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT APPEARING OBJECTIVE, THE REALITY
IS A LOT OF THESE PUBLICATIONS AND CABLE NEWS OUTLETS JUST WANT
ACCESS TO THESE PEOPLE, AND SOMEONE LIKE DONALD TRUMP IS NOT
GOING TO GIVE YOU ACCESS IF YOU CALL HIM A LIAR OR IF YOU CALL
HIM OUT WHEN HE IS MISLEADING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
IN FACT, HE
WILL TRY TO RETALIATE AS HE DID AGAINST THE WASHINGTON POST
WHEN THEY DID SOME NEGATIVE REPORTING ON HIM DURING HIS
CAMPAIGN.
THEY TOOK -- HE TOOK THEIR CREDENTIALS AWAY FROM THEM
JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY THEY WERE COVERING HIM.
SO
LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL WANTS TO
PLAY BALL.
THEY WANT ACCESS, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT, IT'S NOT
ABOUT BEING ETHICAL OR MORAL OR ENSURING THAT YOU ARE AN
OBJECTIVE NEWS SOURCE, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT ALL.
I DON'T KNOW THAT I 100% AGREE EVEN THOUGH THE END RESULT IS
THE SAME, I DON'T THINK THEY ARE MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
I
THINK THIS GUY, AND I COULD BE WRONG, CAME UP THROUGH BRITISH
MEDIA, I WILL PROBABLY BETRAY MY LACK OF EXPERTISE ABOUT BRITISH
POLITICS, BUT I THINK THAT PHILOSOPHY THAT YOU SAW IN THAT
VIDEO COMES FROM A TIME WHEN YOU WERE RELATIVELY MORE ABLE TO
ASSUME THAT THE POLITICIANS ARE NOT GOING TO OUTRIGHT LIE.
OR
THAT IF THEY ARE CAUGHT IN A LIE, THAT PEOPLE WILL REALIZE
THAT.
BUT TRUMP JUST SPITS OFF LIES SO COMMONLY.
LOOK, EVERY
HUMAN, ALMOST WITHOUT EXCEPTION, IS BAD AT ADMITTING WHEN THEY
WERE WRONG, WHEN THEY MADE A MISTAKE, OR SAID SOMETHING THAT
WAS INCORRECT.
FEW ARE GOOD AT ACCEPTING THAT AND OWNING UP TO
IT.
TRUMP IS THE WORST IN THE ENTIRE PLANET AT THAT, THAT IS
WHY IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO SAY IT IS A LIE, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU
PRESENT THE COUNTER EVIDENCE TO A CLAIM THAT PEOPLE WERE
CELEBRATING DURING 9/11 WHEN THE TOWERS WENT DOWN OR WHATEVER,
YOU CAN CORRECT THAT, HE WILL CONTINUE TO SAY THE UNTRUE
THING.
SO YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT ASCRIBING MORAL INTENT -- I'M
NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT HAPHAZARDLY, BUT
HE IS TRYING TO DECEIVE PEOPLE.
HE SAYS SHIT THAT IS UNTRUE, IS
CORRECTED, AND CONTINUES TO SAY IT.
THAT IS A LIE, AN ATTEMPT
TO DECEIVE, AND WE WOULDN'T BE DOING OUR JOB IF WE REFUSED
TO SAY THAT.
ASSUMING THAT YOUR THEORY BEHIND ALL OF THIS IS RIGHT AND
HE COMES FROM A DIFFERENT SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM WHERE HE ASSUMES --
OUTDATED.
WHERE HE THINKS THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN JUST DECIDE OR FIGURE
OUT WHETHER SOMEONE IS INTENTIONALLY BEING MISLEADING,
KEEP IN MIND THIS INTERVIEW JUST HAPPENED.
THESE ARE STATEMENTS
GERARD BAKER JUST MADE, THEY AREN'T STATEMENTS HE MADE AT THE
BEGINNING OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN.
YOU JUST WENT THROUGH A BRUTAL
ELECTION CYCLE WHEN YOU WITNESSED A POLITICIAN, OR A
BUSINESSMAN, LIE AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, OR AT
LEAST A SIZABLE PORTION OF THEM, ATE IT UP.
THEY JUST BELIEVED
IT.
THE STARK REALITY RIGHT NOW IS THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF
AMERICANS DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO YOUR JOB, WHICH IS WHY YOU
SHOULD DO YOUR JOB.
RIGHT?
YOUR JOB IS TO DETERMINE WHO IS
TELLING THE TRUTH AND WHO IS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.
IF WE ARE
HAVING AN ISSUE WITH SEMANTICS OR WITH WHAT WORD YOU USE TO
DESCRIBE THE FALSEHOODS, THEN FINE.
OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT TO
USE LIE.
BUT IF THEY ARE BEING MISLEADING IT IS YOUR JOB AS
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF TO MAKE SURE YOUR REPORTERS ARE DOING THEIR
JOBS IN DETERMINING WHO IS BEING MISLEADING AND MAKING FALSE
STATEMENTS, END OF STORY.
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Taiwanese Breakfast in Taipei, Taiwan - Duration: 10:15.Alright guys.
We are up before the sun today and it is for a really good reason.
We've been hearing about Taiwanese breakfast at this one particular spot and we're going
to go check it out.
The MRT just opened and now it is time to go.
Yes, apparently this restaurant opens at five thirty in the morning but the MRT didn't start
running until 6 am so we had to wait.
Now we can finally venture out.
Exit five.
How excited are you for breakfast?
Well now that I've actually finally woken up I'm quite excited.
Ready to chow down.
Chow down.
Let's go.
So apparently we're not the only ones.
So we found the restaurant.
It is called Fu Hang Dou Jiang (阜杭豆漿).
Hopefully I am pronouncing that right.
And we had to wait in line about twenty to thirty minutes and that was at six thirty
in the morning so I can't imagine what it is like when you come later in the morning.
But anyways we ordered.
Now ordering was a bit tricky because their menu is not in English so I had to do some
research in advance and kind of show up with the names written out.
But now I'm going to show you what we ordered and tell you what it is called in case you
want to try the same things.
Alright, let's check it out.
And of course we have two bowls of soy milk because that is what they specialize in and
that is called Dou Jiang (豆漿).
One is hot and one is cold.
One is like piping hot.
This one is like boiling so we're going to be sampling those.
Let's have a look.
So yeah, it is just soy milk.
I've never drank milk with a spoon but that is a first.
So we asked for both of our soy milks to be sweetened so that is good.
Because who doesn't love sugar.
And I'm trying the cold one now.
So let's see.
I don't think I've ever had soy milk before.
Are you serious?
Never.
Never?
Why am I blowing on the milk?
It is already cold.
My gosh.
Haha.
Mmmm.
Wow.
It does taste like tofu.
Does it?
Soy milk tastes like tofu.
Yeah.
But it is sweet.
And refreshing.
That is weird.
Does it have like a bit of dessert like taste almost?
Like sweet tofu.
Yeah, first time trying this.
It is not bad.
I think this could grow on me the more I have it.
Okay so we're going to break into the mystery roll.
Yeah, so take a look down here.
I'm just going to snap it in half.
It feels dense I know there is definitely something inside.
Oh, woah.
Oh it is super syrupy.
Okay.
Woah.
Maybe that wasn't the best idea.
Haha.
Look can you see the syrup?
Yeah.
Look at all of that.
I'm going to guess that is pineapple.
But who knows.
Mmmmm.
Is it sweet?
It is very sweet.
You know what?
It tastes like a sesame.
Sweetened sesame sauce.
Not like a soy base sesame sauce but like pure sesame.
Mmmm.
That is like so good.
So sweet.
And everything we're trying so far has been really sweet.
So I kind of like that we're getting a big of a sugar high this morning.
Okay.
That looks like a sweet pastry.
You can really taste the sesame seeds on the outside too.
I didn't mention that but.
I'm sure you'll be able to tell.
Mmmm.
You know what I mean about the sesame paste?
Doesn't that taste like sesame to you?
And honey maybe?
Yeah, it has got like kind of a sesame honey kind of taste in the middle.
It is good.
It is like a really dense bread.
Yeah.
And it is kind of flakey but oily at the same time.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
So next up we're having what I believe is the Shao Bing (燒餅 - 烧饼) so it looks
like a sandwich but it is basically a wheat cake and it is stuffed with egg.
An omelette, chives.
Yeah, it looks like a sandwich.
Yeah.
Omelette sandwich.
And it is really sticky on top so I think it has like some kind of sweet glaze.
But let's find out for sure.
You know what?
I'm starting to realize that in Taiwan there is a major sweet tooth.
A lot of the food is sweet and I'm enjoying that.
Is it?
I'm really enjoying this.
Yeah.
Is it also savory too?
Yeah, it is like a fried omelette so that is greasy and salty but then you've got the
sweetness of the bread so it is a nice combination.
Mmmm.
Alright, my turn to try.
Mmmmm.
Oh wow.
Mmmm.
You know what this reminds me of?
Like whenever I go back home and this is only about once a year my Dad will cook up a big
omelet and we'll have some healthy bread that has been toasted and usually I put like a
bit of jam on the bread and then I put the omelet on top of the toast and eat it.
That is a weird combination but I've seen him do it.
And it kind of reminds me of this.
Like the sweetness of the bread and then the nice omelette.
It is just like a nice contrast in combination.
This last one is either Yutiah or Youtiao (油條 - 油条) please let me know in the
comments.
We're butchering these names I'm sure pretty fiercely.
Um, at first glance it kind of reminds me of a bit of a porras that we had in Spain.
Like those giant sized kind of churros like things.
Yeah.
And I have to say it is like super light in the hand.
It looks a lot bigger than what it is.
It is really flimsy and light.
So I'm going to give that a try.
So it is like a deep-fried dough stick and all we need right now is that thick Spanish
hot chocolate and we're set.
Oh.
Okay.
It tastes like a bit greasy and salty as opposed to being sweet.
And yeah it kind of a nice contrast to all of the sweet dishes we've been having this
morning.
This one is a little saltier.
Yeah.
I'm going to try another bite.
And you know what?
When they served it up to us they actually put it in the sandwich.
Yeah.
So I think you can probably put both of them together.
And it has got a like a kind of flaky buttery taste as well to it.
It is greasy on the outside and I quite like it.
Yeah.
So let's reassemble that sandwich.
Have another bite why don't you?
Okay.
So now I've got like a monster sandwich.
Let's try that.
Mmmmm.
It adds a bit of crunchiness to it.
Yeah?
And a little more salt and greasiness.
Mmmm.
Okay.
Yeah, it doesn't have a whole lot of flavor on its own I have to say.
It just tastes greasy.
Yeah.
And it is like really flaky and like light.
It kind of reminds me of a croissant a little bit but it is not something I would want to
eat on its own.
I can see why she would put it in the sandwich.
But even better that cup of hot chocolate.
Haha.
That muddy Spanish hot chocolate.
As if we're not getting enough sweets as it is.
Maybe you can dip it in the soy milk.
Do you think that is how it is done?
Why don't you try it?
I'll do it in yours.
Yours is warm.
Watch everyone is going to be shaking their heads.
Nooo.
That is way better.
That is way better?
See.
That is how I would recommend having that.
I have no idea of just how you're supposed to do it but that is how we're rolling.
Yep.
You're going in for another bite.
That is how we roll.
Maybe we're creating something new in Taiwan.
I highly doubt it but.
Well that line is now wrapping around the building.
We had to wait twenty to thirty minutes.
It is at least two to three times as long now.
That is probably going to take like forty five to an hour.
Sure glad we came when we did.
Yeah.
Come early!
So are you feeling ready to take on Taipei after that breakfast?
Yeah, I've got my sugar high.
I've got you know like my saltiness with the egg.
So I'm ready to go.
And in terms of price point that was a hundred and thirty five Taiwanese dollars so it worked
out to just over two US dollars per person.
So really cheap, really tasty food.
And yeah, I can see why there is a big line.
And the one thing I wish we could have tried was something I think called Dan Bing (蛋餅)
which is basically a pancake with the omelet stuffed inside.
We noticed some other people having that and we're like ooh that looked good.
And I also saw people having some kind of porridge that I just didn't know the name
of it.
Yeah, anyways we ate enough.
I mean we're full now but yeah there is other things to try though.
Yeah, so if you want to find this place straight out of exit five and here you've got the market.
You just go down this way up to the second floor and you'll see the lines.
Yeah, and don't forget to come early.
Yeah.
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