hello pal, it's your good old homeless man hollyann!
so today is my first official day of being homeless and before you think like
oh my god you didn't pay your rent or thr person you live with is a biotch!
hold on a sec what happened was the house that I am renting was originally
supposed to be available on November 20th so I told the lady I was living with I am
going to only be renting until November 20th cuz I'm moving and then like on the
18th the people that owned owned the house are like oh well we're repainting
it and we're not finished so we're gonna push it till the December 1st but the
thing is the lady I lived with before she had already found a new person to
replace me because yes that's what you do and yeah I have my cat look at my cat
he's very cute very cat-like Wow such a fur babe for now i'm living out of my
carry-on and my suitcase which is very interesting
since minimalism is so cute quirky and relevant atm I'm gonna show you what I
brought because yeah living out of a suitcase so
I have books because me gustan libros I have a notebook because I'm always
writing stuff down for videos I have my planner because gotta plan things out
it's got another book got another notebook
guess what friends it's another notebook and another notebook and another
notebook and I also have a sketchbook because I do draw I also have a sleep
mask because I like to sleep in complete pitch-black darkness basically
everything in my carry-on besides my knife but now we're moving on oh hello
lamp! to the suitcase the juicy tidbit of this whole video I'm just gonna pick
up my camera then show y'all what is in my suitcase so first yeah there's
underwear and socks in the top I don't like
to put my socks together because it's bad for the elastic. here's in my suitcase
first I have stuffies cuz I'm secretly like a 10 year old child then I have
these pyjama pants like along with the ones I'm wearing because I get cold very
easily and I have a camisole, workout clothes, a dress, a t-shirt, some dress
clothes for work a pair of shorts, because apparently it's getting very hot
now these are my work pants, my cat laid on them... now they are covered in his hair I have
a bra I have a t-shirt that this one probably needs to be wash because I
remember wearing it recently then I have a pair of black leggings my gray studded
hoodie my button-up shirt a black sweater a pink flannel I got another
t-shirt under here and then I have a couple pairs of the leggings right there
and yeah that is basically everything I own and I'm staying in a garage very
nice where's my cat I just heard um oh there's my cat!!can yousee him??? there you are
my friend banjo!BANJO! banjo!! hi okay he's coming over
here's my sleeping area it's just yeah a bunch of sheets put together it's
actually um not too bad I like it this is my laptop covered in stuff that banjo
knocked on my head yesterday and one of the things made my head bleed
that was uh yeah very not comfortable and those are the socks right there that
I was wearing before yesterday and that's The tea that i had, that's my water bottle Wow
amazing okay wow I got ready pretty slow it's
like freakin almost nine o'clock and I got up at like at seven o'clock and Here
I am just going on a walk after taking two years to get ready and I didn't even
power wash my butthole but hey I got coffee there's a bird over there
making weird noises and I got my phone and my sweet bvape, um yeah give me advice on how to quit smoking please
currently about to make breakfast and if you guessed that I'm going to eat banana
ice cream you're right because that's my favorite depression meal. um yeah
finished product nothing new or special yep just lazy finish eating and all that
good stuff because um yeah what else do I do with my life besides eat food and
record myself talking to a camera??? now I'm gonna do my makeup look at all my
makeup I brought my box and makeup oh it doesn't matter if you know that address
cuz I don't live there anymore haha first layer eye concealer is on Wow
second layer of concealer cool 15 pounds of setting powder on dun goofed I
forgot to put an eyeshadow base color on before I started applying the whole
makeup oh my god there's literally ten pounds of glitter on my face and like
ten pounds of finishing powder on my t-shirt okay cool I got my hot girl
disguise on I called this look ICY AF B bOMB. I used a lot of Urban Decay even
though I hate Urban Decay like it doesn't even blend completely in the
crease but whatever I also like the fact that there's literally more finishing
powder on my t-shirt then there is on my face just you know your everyday casual makeup look here BOIIII
nothing better to do so yeah looking at Furbys I
uploaded the next video that I'm doing posting wow that's my face
congratulations I'm also about to edit what I have recorded so far of yeah
today's vlog which is uh pretty lit holy cow guys yall want to see something
cool? check out this inception you just watch this but right now I am
editing it I control the show ha ha ha.... changed my clothes look at me now I'm
wearing a dress and i have no booby bra because my scars itch and my skin
literally feels like it is going to rip because believe it or not, it does rip when
it's really dry so I don't really wanna have a tight bra on and I'm wearing
Crocs because Yolo but they're still dirty from when I lived in the world's
dirtiest house and remember the owner of that house called me a cochina all the
time what are we doing now yeah we're gonna get food oh yeah small peepee
cae go VROOM VROOM make them bitches moist stop driving so reckless, we in residential! Mexican food yes Wow look at that
I got tacos and they even put daiya in my beans and I got rice and look i made
israel get vegan burrito what a nice boy just finish foodos and my
lipstick was all wonky and Israel made fun of me how dare you make fun of me
who do you think you is??? how was your food sweetheart??? good it was good oh
right we're riding with the small peepee roof down nice okay I see how it is uh
rest in piss we're looking at houses hopefully it's legit and we don't die I
call the master bedroom now bye we looked at the house what do you think
of the house I liked it it was a very nice house now we're looking at another
house because we're house hunting I really want that house though because it
has tons of IG mirrors in it like the master bedroom which I call
I liked it but he didnt... why didn't you like it?? no backyard I don't like it
because it doesn't have a backyard I like to cuz it was two stories and if I
ever decide that on your dumb, I can just push you off the balcony we're going
grocery shopping at Trader Joe's yeah israel finally met my Hispanic
parents and um i embarrassed the crap out of him.... how do you feel??? embarrassed.. I
love that but looking at the bright side we're at WHOLEFOODS
and so I'm gonna get whole food wasted and we're gonna get whole food wasted and eat
pizza yeah I got a cupcake it's a mostess like a knock off hostess
yeah you like my song
thank you folks
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