HEY, EVERYBODY.
MY NEXT GUEST IS THE LEAD SIDELINE REPORTER FOR FOX NFL
AND CO-HOSTS ABC'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
PLEASE WELCOME ERIN ANDREWS!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ >> HEY!
I MEAN, IF THIS DRESS OPENED UP-- ARE WE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> HUH.
>> Stephen: I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU ARE?
WE ALL JUST SAW.
>> Stephen: I'M FLATTERED.
>> HOW DID THAT GO?
DID YOU DO A LITTLE LISTERINE BEFORE OR A CHECK?
>> Stephen: JUST WENT FOR IT, BABY.
A LITTLE MORE OPEN MOUTHED THAN I EXPECTED.
BUT I GOTTA SAY A-PLUS.
I LOVE-- THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
>> THANK YOU.
I'M, LIKE, HOLDING IT TOGETHER AS I'M SITTING.
HELLO!
THANKS, I THINK-- YEAH, THEY'RE BUGS, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: THEY'RE VERY PRETTY.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU, BY THE WAY.
IT'S CRAZY I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.
DO YOU NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED?
>> Stephen: I LOVE TO BE TOUCHED.
>> SORRY.
>> Stephen: BUT IF YOU TOUCH ME, I GET VERY QUIET.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> Stephen: I'LL SHOW YOU.
I'LL KEEP TALKING, YOU TOUCH ME, WHILE I'M TALKING--
>> SORRY!
>> Stephen: THIS MIGHT BE-- THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE SHOVAL
TIME.
>> MINE, TOO.
>> Stephen: SO YOU'RE A SIDELINE REPORTER.
WERE YOU SURPRISED CLEMSON BEAT ALABAMA LAST NIGHT?
>> FIRST OF ALL, I WAS BUMMED OUT.
I DIDN'T GET TO STAY UP AND WATCH IT.
OIFS A MORNING SHOW.
PEOPLE WAKE UP EARLY FOR THAT BUSINESS, HUH?
BUT I SAW THE HIGHLIGHTS AS SOON AS I WOKE UP.
I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA.
I KNOW THEY SAID YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL?
>> Stephen: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL.
ASK CAN ME ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL.
>> AND ALABAMA, I'M A HUGE NICK SABEIN FAN, HE'S THE HEAD COACH
OF ALABAMA AND I TOLD NICK SABEIN WHEN I HAVE MY FIRST BORN
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE "LION KING" CIRCLE OF LIFE.
I'M GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY CHILD AND PASS HIM ON TO NICK
SABEIN, RAISE MY KID, WIN A HEISMAN TROPHY AND GO TO THE
N.F.L.
HOW IS IT THAT SOUND?
>> Stephen: NO PRESSURE.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR THE "LION KING" MUSIC.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU PLAYED SPORTS?
>> I DIDN'T.
I WATCHED ALL THE GAMES WITH MY DAD AND LEARNED ALL ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE SIDELINE AT THE GIANTS-PACKERS GAME.
>> THIS PAST WEEKEND.
>> Stephen: AT LAMBEAU FIELD.
>> IT FELT LIKE THE STUDIO.
>> Stephen: IT'S CHILLY.
YOU DON'T HAVE 500 POUNDS OF BLUBBER AS A LINEBACKER TO
PROTECT YOU AND I ASSUME YOU WEREN'T QAIRING THAT DANGEROUS
DRES.
WHAT'S THAT LIKE?
CAN YOU DO YOUR BEST JOB AS A REPORTER IF YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR
MOUTH?
>> I WAS WRAPPED UP LIKE FROM "CHRISTMAS STORY" RANDY, "I
CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS NOW!" DO YOU LOVE THIS?
>> Stephen: I DO,.
>> THANK YOU.
I HOPED THE GOT THAT ONE, TOO.
>> Stephen: I HAVE CULT CANERAL REFERENCES!
I'M AN AMERICAN!
GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
>> NO, BUT THE BIGGEST FACTOR FOR ME IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE YOU'RE
FREEZING, IT'S THE CONSTANT RUNNAGE OF THE NOSE.
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A PLAYER
AND YOU'VE JUST GOT THE SNOT COMING DOWN, SO THAT HAIL
MARY...
( SNIFFS ).
>> Stephen: IT HUMANIZES YOU.
>> IT'S SPECIAL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
>> Stephen: A LOT OF CRITICISM FROM THE GIANTS ABOUT HAVING THE
BOAT TRIP.
>> DIDN'T HEAR A THING ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK ANY OF THAT CRITICISM IS LEGITIMATE,
THAT THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THE DAY OFF?
>> THIS IS MY THING.
THEY'RE GROWN MEN.
THANE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
MY ONLY QUESTION ABOUT IT WAS-- I DIDN'T-- LISTEN, JUSTIN BEEB
EI DIDN'T KNOW THE STREET CRED WAS THAT HIGH FOR THEM.
I WANT TO HANG WITH BOONS BONSA.
>> Stephen: THEY WERE ON BIEBER'S BOAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: LISTEN, YOU GO WITH THE BOAT YOU CAN GET, NOT
NECESSARILY THE BOAT YOU NECESSARILY WANT.
I DON'T KNOW IF BEYONCE'S BOAT WAS IN THE HARBOR.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
WHERE'S YOUR BOAT.
HOW'S YOUR BOAT.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT A SKIFF, 12 FEET LONG, IT'S WOOD.
YOU PADDLE IT.
DO YOU HAVE A BOAT?
>> NOT AS BIG AS YOURS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BOAT?
>> NO!
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GET A BOAT.
>> I GREW UP IN FLORIDA BUT NO BOAT.
>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU GET AROUND IN FLORIDA.
SOON YOU'LL NEED A BOAT TO GET ANYWHERE.
ARE YOU SICK OF HEARING PLAYERS SAY THE SAME THING ON THE
SIDELINES ALL THE TIME.
THEY ALWAYS SAY, "GIVE 110%."
>> THAT'S LIEWCIALEE IN THE INTERVIEW, BUT FROM WHERE I'M
STANDING ON THE SIDELINES YOU HEAR THE CRAZIEST THINGS YOU
COULD IMAGINE.
I WISH I COULD REPORT -- >> WHY CAN'T YOU REPORT ON THEM?
>> THE N.F.L. DOESN'T ALLOW YOU.
YOU CAN PARAPHRASE.
NICK ASKED ME, YOUR PRODUCER.
YOU DO PARAPHRASE -- >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"PARAPHRASE?" IF YOU HEAR TWO PLAYERS TALKING
AND YOU THINK THAT'S NEWS-- >>
>> "GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR REAR END.
YOU HAVE TO START CATCHING THESE BALLS.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" I CANNOT SAY, "I HEARD SO-AND-SO
SAY THIS TO SO-AND-SO."
I HAVE TO SAY, "SO-AND-SO WAS UNHAPPY HIS WIDE RECEIVER WAS
UNABLE TO CATCH A FEW BALLS."
YOU HAVE TO PARAPHRASE.
>> Stephen: WHAT WOULD NAP YOU SAY?
>> I DON'T THINK THE N.F.L.
WOULD LIKE IT.
IT'S A RULE AS A SIDELINE REPORTER.
I CANNOT CAN REPEAT VERBATIM WHAT THEY SAID.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU AFRAID YOU WILL GET HIT BY ONE OF THE GUYS?
>> IT'S ANOTHER THING YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT BECAUSE
THEY'RE COMING OR SOMETIMES I'M WRITING MY NOTES OR TEXTING, AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOK OUT!"
I'VE BEEN NAILED IN THE FACE BY A BASEBALL BEFORE AT A METS
GAME.
IT WAS NO JOKE, HIT OFF MY FACE, WENT IN THE STANDS.
AND A LITTLE KID WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN SIGN MY BALL?"
AND I WAS LIKE, I HATE YOU.
>> Stephen: I GOT HIT BY A LINE DRIVE FOUL BALL ONCE, AND
IT BOUNCED OFF MY FACE AND THE GUY NEXT TO ME CAUGHT IT.
>> THE GUY BEHIND ME GOT IT, AND THE SECURITY GUARD IN FRONT OF
ME CROUCHED DOWN AND I GOT NAILED.
>> Stephen: THE SECURITY GUARD CROUCHED DOWN.
>> I WAS SO UPSET.
AND MY POOR DAD HEARD ABOUT IT AND CALLED ME AND I DIDN'T CRY
AND I WAS FINE.
BASEBALL TRAINERS AND PLAYERS WERE COMING UP AND ASKING ME,
AND I SAID, "I'M FINE."
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY DAD CALLED AND I SAID, "I THINK I
BROKE MY CHIN."
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE ANOTHER JOB, FOR THE LAST COUPLE
OF YEARS, COHOST OF-- OF-- "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE."
>> NO, "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
ARE YOU INSANE!
>> Stephen: THERE'S BOTH DANCING.
>> UMM... BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE BRUNO.
ARE YOU JOKING?
DO WE GET TO REDO THIS?
>> Stephen: DO WE GET TO REDO IT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL REDO IT BUT I'LL LEAVE IN MY (BLEEP) UP.
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
SO YOU'RE-- YOU'RE ALSO COHOST OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
>> I AM, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
>> I DID THAT SHOW, ACTUALLY.
I DID!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I'M JUST (BLEEP) WITH YOU.
>> WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU? KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY.
STOP MAKING HIM FEEL BETTER.
IS THIS MINE OUR YOUR S.
>> Stephen: LET'S FIND OUT.
IT'S YOURS.
Y PROMISE YOU, IT'S YOURS.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING THE REST OF US NEED TO KNOW IS RICK PERRY
WAS A CONTESTANT, AND RICK PERRY IS GOING TO BE THE NEW STCT OF
ENERGY.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: DOES ANYTHING FROM HIS PERFORMANCE LEAD YOU TO
BELIEVE HE WILL BE A GREAT CABINET MEMBER?
>> HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH ENERGY ON OUR SHOW.
>> Stephen: I BEG TO DIFFER.
JIM, CAN WE SHOW RICK PERRY DANCING?
♪ ♪ ♪ THAT JUST INSTILLS CONFIDENCE!
THAT'S A CABINET MEMBER!
THAT GUY IS IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT NOW.
>> THAT'S ONE OF THOSE PERFORMANCES YOU SIT BACK AND
YOU SAY, "BLESS HIS HEART."
IT WAS SO NICE HE CAME OUT AND TRIED TO BE A PART OF OUR
FAMILY.
>> Stephen: TELL ME WHAT ORANGETHEORY IS.
>> IT'S A WORKOUT THAT I DO AND I WOULD LOVE ALL OF YOU TO TRY
IT AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HERE COULD GO TO OUR OVER 550
STUDIOS IN THE UNITED STATES.
IT'S STRENGTH TRAINING.
IT'S CARD VASCAL.
IT'S CHANGED MY LIFE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, TOMORROW?
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY!
AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS, I ACCEPT!
>> THANKS!
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