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So... umm.

How's uhh... everyone feeling?

FIERCE.

This armor is... very sticky.

A lot of things have happened in there you probably don't want to know about.

It smells like old sweat and strawberries.

That would be odor of celibacy.

And all the voice prompts are... somewhat inappropriate.

Oxygen levels are normal Storyteller-son. Would you like to see me naked?

I'm... not opposed to it.

What?

Oh nothing, never mind.

Well, fuckidy, well well FUCKING well.

Didn't realize there was a fucking anime convention in town.

I would have dusted off my Sailor Moon outfit.

Hey, Vincent, we got any whippets left over from that furry con?

I'm thinking things might get kind of weird.

And... who are you, pray tell?

I'm Triage, this is my rather imposing, and annoyingly well spoken, associate, Vincent...

Charmed. ... and his gaggle of bipedal murder monkeys.

And this is my club.

And you, are the superfecta of dip shits that cremated Louie.

Louie?

My bouncer, you fuck-witted walking pussy desiccant.

Desi-?

Ohh... no argument there.

Hey!

Your little brain dead quartet has a lot of brass to incinerate my doorman then waltz

into my fucking club like a goddamn bro squad.

Not now EDNA.

YOUR DOORMAN WAS AN ASSHOLE.

Do you know of any fucking bouncers that aren't?

It's part of the god damn job description.

Position available: night club, bouncer, must be large, overbearing, strong, asshole.

Not in the criteria but no ones perfect.

What's the big deal?

He was just a robot.

*record scratch*

Duuuuuude.

That's a rather pedestrian perspective.

Wait I didn't mean- Okay let's not all run to fucking tumblr at

once here.

There's a reason your in my office, and not working your way through the digestive tracts

of my more visceral employees.

Because I'd cauterize your ass if you tried?

Vincent, if you would.

I... fuck!

Not cool dude.

Keep quiet or I call for the fucking jack hammer.

Now you two.

As you might guess, as an employer I do not take kindly to the wanton manslaughter of

my employees, in full view of my patronage no less, but as it stands right now I find

myself in a predicament you might be able to help me with.

... yeah we're not playing into this one.

Fine then.

I know you're looking for the cannon.

How do you know that?

Because you tell everyone and their fucking geiger counter within the first few seconds

of meeting them that you are.

I suppose... yes, we do... do that.

Everyone from here to fucking Palm Springs knows a masked twink, derpo the virginal tin

man, and tinkerbell the perpetually triggered eyebot are scouring the Outerlands for that

goddamn cannon without even so much as as a second thought about whether that is or

is not wise information to be sharing.

You also forgot kinko the repressed head statue.

Head!

So, getting to the point, you know where the canon is?

Sure do.

The canon is a bit of notorious article in these parts.

As the the purveyor of this fine establishment I am privy to certain information.

When you've reached a comfortable moment in the exposition, would you mind getting me

the fuck off the fucking floor you fucking fucks!

Oh god there are so many stains down here.

Hold on a moment.

You said Outerlands.

I've never heard of that, what are you talking?

Where'd you find this idiot.

A fucking cracker jack box?

He's some kind of vlogger or something.

Quaint.

Brotherhood, I take it?

How did you guess?

Only the brotherhood can reliably churn out so many utterly fucking clueless dipshits

such as yourself.

And you are a T-41 Mr. Gutsy unit, correct?

Oh, good catch, what was the first clue?

You always were the most useless model of your make.

That's why we always recycled T-41's whenever we found them.

To useless for anything but the scrap.

Careful- Listen, Johnny fuck head, I'm not in a great

mood.

Whoooooooooooooooooooah.

Did... it just get cold in here?

I have been traipsing around this batshit hellscape for days now.

I've stared down deranged bridge keepers, insecure animated statues-

HEY! -squads of deranged soldiers, exploding talking

undulates and monstrous deathclaws.

Oh, you met Edwardo? ... in a manor of speaking?

But I'm tired.

I'm wearing a suit of power armor that wreaks of teenage angst and I'll be damned if I'm

going to sit here stewing in it for one minute longer while endure verbal harassment from

a fucking toaster oven that has delusions of grandeur because someone at the factory

decided give him a (IN BABY TALK) whittle buzzsaw arm.

So if you want to hurl threats, feel free.

But this isn't my first fucking rodeo.

So make a move or get to the fucking point.

Holy.

Shit.

Yeah no shit.

I was just going to con you then throw you to the incinerator... but fuck if I don't

look go in for a good dose of threatening verbage.

How generous.

What's the ask?

You want the cannon.

Do you have a stutter? ... but someone wants you.

Me?

No, not you.

You.

Wait, I thought that woman said you were free for the next few weeks.

Fuck.

They found me.

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I came to Alexandria Oral Surgery to get a tooth extracted.

To be honest with you, I think Dr. Fred Smith made me feel a little bit at ease.

I don't care about going to the dentist or doctors, but for some reason, I just felt

at ease coming here with Dr. Smith.

He and his staff just made me feel welcome.

The procedure wasn't that bad, I only guess because I was knocked out — I don't remember

it.

He took me back in the back room.

Me and my wife showed up, and next thing I know, I was walking out the back door and

went home.

By lunch time that day — I believe it was 7:30 that morning — and pretty much by lunch

time that evening I was ready to do whatever I needed to do.

The pain beforehand, I couldn't stand it.

I couldn't stand to drink, I couldn't stand to eat, my head was hurting.

I couldn't handle it anymore.

I felt really blessed to find him.

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So... umm.

How's uhh... everyone feeling?

FIERCE.

This armor is... very sticky.

A lot of things have happened in there you probably don't want to know about.

It smells like old sweat and strawberries.

That would be odor of celibacy.

And all the voice prompts are... somewhat inappropriate.

Oxygen levels are normal Storyteller-son. Would you like to see me naked?

I'm... not opposed to it.

What?

Oh nothing, never mind.

Well, fuckidy, well well FUCKING well.

Didn't realize there was a fucking anime convention in town.

I would have dusted off my Sailor Moon outfit.

Hey, Vincent, we got any whippets left over from that furry con?

I'm thinking things might get kind of weird.

And... who are you, pray tell?

I'm Triage, this is my rather imposing, and annoyingly well spoken, associate, Vincent...

Charmed. ... and his gaggle of bipedal murder monkeys.

And this is my club.

And you, are the superfecta of dip shits that cremated Louie.

Louie?

My bouncer, you fuck-witted walking pussy desiccant.

Desi-?

Ohh... no argument there.

Hey!

Your little brain dead quartet has a lot of brass to incinerate my doorman then waltz

into my fucking club like a goddamn bro squad.

Not now EDNA.

YOUR DOORMAN WAS AN ASSHOLE.

Do you know of any fucking bouncers that aren't?

It's part of the god damn job description.

Position available: night club, bouncer, must be large, overbearing, strong, asshole.

Not in the criteria but no ones perfect.

What's the big deal?

He was just a robot.

*record scratch*

Duuuuuude.

That's a rather pedestrian perspective.

Wait I didn't mean- Okay let's not all run to fucking tumblr at

once here.

There's a reason your in my office, and not working your way through the digestive tracts

of my more visceral employees.

Because I'd cauterize your ass if you tried?

Vincent, if you would.

I... fuck!

Not cool dude.

Keep quiet or I call for the fucking jack hammer.

Now you two.

As you might guess, as an employer I do not take kindly to the wanton manslaughter of

my employees, in full view of my patronage no less, but as it stands right now I find

myself in a predicament you might be able to help me with.

... yeah we're not playing into this one.

Fine then.

I know you're looking for the cannon.

How do you know that?

Because you tell everyone and their fucking geiger counter within the first few seconds

of meeting them that you are.

I suppose... yes, we do... do that.

Everyone from here to fucking Palm Springs knows a masked twink, derpo the virginal tin

man, and tinkerbell the perpetually triggered eyebot are scouring the Outerlands for that

goddamn cannon without even so much as as a second thought about whether that is or

is not wise information to be sharing.

You also forgot kinko the repressed head statue.

Head!

So, getting to the point, you know where the canon is?

Sure do.

The canon is a bit of notorious article in these parts.

As the the purveyor of this fine establishment I am privy to certain information.

When you've reached a comfortable moment in the exposition, would you mind getting me

the fuck off the fucking floor you fucking fucks!

Oh god there are so many stains down here.

Hold on a moment.

You said Outerlands.

I've never heard of that, what are you talking?

Where'd you find this idiot.

A fucking cracker jack box?

He's some kind of vlogger or something.

Quaint.

Brotherhood, I take it?

How did you guess?

Only the brotherhood can reliably churn out so many utterly fucking clueless dipshits

such as yourself.

And you are a T-41 Mr. Gutsy unit, correct?

Oh, good catch, what was the first clue?

You always were the most useless model of your make.

That's why we always recycled T-41's whenever we found them.

To useless for anything but the scrap.

Careful- Listen, Johnny fuck head, I'm not in a great

mood.

Whoooooooooooooooooooah.

Did... it just get cold in here?

I have been traipsing around this batshit hellscape for days now.

I've stared down deranged bridge keepers, insecure animated statues-

HEY! -squads of deranged soldiers, exploding talking

undulates and monstrous deathclaws.

Oh, you met Edwardo? ... in a manor of speaking?

But I'm tired.

I'm wearing a suit of power armor that wreaks of teenage angst and I'll be damned if I'm

going to sit here stewing in it for one minute longer while endure verbal harassment from

a fucking toaster oven that has delusions of grandeur because someone at the factory

decided give him a (IN BABY TALK) whittle buzzsaw arm.

So if you want to hurl threats, feel free.

But this isn't my first fucking rodeo.

So make a move or get to the fucking point.

Holy.

Shit.

Yeah no shit.

I was just going to con you then throw you to the incinerator... but fuck if I don't

look go in for a good dose of threatening verbage.

How generous.

What's the ask?

You want the cannon.

Do you have a stutter? ... but someone wants you.

Me?

No, not you.

You.

Wait, I thought that woman said you were free for the next few weeks.

Fuck.

They found me.

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Top 10 GENERALS of Western HISTORY - Duration: 6:48.

Top 10 Generals of Western History

10.

Attila the Hun

Leader of the Hunnish empire that stretched from the borders of modern day France to the

steppes of Russia, this thorn in the side of both Roman and Byzantine empires assembled

a massive force of all the tribes and nations traditionally viewed as provincial savages

– Huns, Goths, Ostrogoths, Vandals, and many more, and nearly conquered mainland Europe.

In the template of other "barbarian" conquerors to come after him, like Genghis Khan, he showed

the lie of assumed Western superiority; and whenever your enemies names you "the Scourge

of God", you can assume you've proved yourself a respected threat.

9.

Frederick the Great

Frederick II of Prussia was a student of modern warfare, and later its guiding voice in the

late 18th century.

He modernized the army of his disjointed pseudo-German kingdom, and fought continuous wars against

Austria, the dominating power of the Holy Roman Empire at the time.

Known for both his books and treatises on warfare, as well as leading troops into battle

personally (he had six horses shot from under him), Frederick was a force to be reckoned

with

8.

George S. Patton

The most controversial figure of the Allied forces in WWII, Patton himself may have believed

himself to be reincarnated from more ancient warriors,1 carrying their bravery and experience

into his battles.

A promising early career helping Pershing hunt Pancho Villa jumpstarted Patton into

the armored corps, where he became a mentor to Eisenhower (later promoted over his head).

In WWII, he gladly used the Germans' blitzkrieg against them, using the maneuverability of

American armored units to out maneuver German lines and gaining large amounts of ground

over short periods of time.

His infamous incidents, including troops under his command executing more than one massacre,

and Patton's slapping of a supposedly cowardly soldier in a field hospital, contributed to

his decline, but more than anyone else, he led the Allies to victory in Europe.

Notable contemporaries: Benard Montgomery, British general and competitior; Erwin Rommel,

Nazi tank commander and adversary

7.

Joan of Arc

The maid of Orleans is the only commander on this list to have had to share command

in even her finest moments of victory, but as she is also the only woman, one feels an

exception is in order.

A French peasant girl who claimed visions from God, she traveled to Charles II, the

French king losing the war to the English.

Though she was hampered by skepticism at first, Joan influenced several important French victories,

leading charges personally, and inspiring French troops to renewed fervor.

Tried and executed by an English court for witchcraft, she was later exonerated, beatified,

and made the patron saint of France

6.

Julius Caesar

The famed consul of Rome was perhaps the ablest of the late Republic's military leaders,

vying with his co-consul, Pompey for glory in subjugating territory to Rome's expansionist

will.

His campaign against the Gauls is still required reading in many military academies, and his

defeat of Pompey nearly granted him the kingship of firmly republican Rome.

The political and personal treachery that ended his life and provided the opportunity

for his nephew, Octavian, to become emperor, is legendary, but Caesar's successes were

more reliant on the loyalty and victory of his armies than political maneuvering.

Notable contemporaries: Pompey the Great (adversary), Marc Antony (protégé)

5.

George Washington

Washington was the pivotal, and probably most successful, leader of the American revolutionary

forces vying for independence from the British Empire.

Though ably assisted by several subordinates (including Benedict Arnold, whose military

acumen has been overshadowed by his famous betrayal), Washington proved the uniting force

of the Continental Army, leading it to victory at Trenton and Yorktown, and holding the piecemeal

forces together in the hard winter at Valley Forge.

Being elected President twice without serious opposition seemed the least Americans could

do for their war leader

4.

Robert E. Lee

Lee, perhaps the most successful commander in history against numerically and materially

superior forces, was the gentle genius in charge of the Army of Northern Virginia and

most Confederate forces during the Civil War.

He developed a reputation of near omniscience among both enemies and allies, and soundly

thrashed Union forces soundly on numerous occasions.

His losses, few as they were, were generally more devastating to his opponents than himself,

and Ulysses S. Grant, the only general to successfully corner Lee, was forced to adopt

a strategy of attrition, rather than any attempt to outfight Lee.

3.

Salah ad Din

Saladin, as he is known in our language, was the most outstanding leader of the Crusades,

hampering the fledgling crusader states and European invasions with equal aplomb.

Known for his calm and rationality, his lack of fanaticism, and his respect for his opponents,

he conquered Syria, Egypt, and most of modern day Israel steadily and without great difficulty.

He was enormously respected by nearly all of his rivals, and maintained an epistolary

friendship with Richard the Lionheart, sending him gifts, horses, and his own physician.

2.

Hannibal Barca

The most feared opponent Rome ever faced, this Carthaginian general was raised to the

task of defeating the Romans from early childhood by his father, Hasdrubal.

Hannibal abandoned previous Carthaginian tactics of passive naval superiority, and marched

a force on elephants over the Italian Alps.

Defeating the Romans at nearly every battle he fought, he made a Roman general, Quintus

Fabius Maximus, famous merely for being able to delay Hannibal's advance without enormous

loss of life (Fabius was granted the title "Cunctator", or delayer, by the Roman

senate).At Cannae, Hannibal's forces, cobbled together and suffering from losses, routed

an enormous Roman army, killing or capturing upwards of fifty thousand enemies.

Eventually defeated by Scipio Africanus and deserted by his government, he remained a

scourge the Romans invoked to justify razing Carthage.

1.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Born a Corsican, Napoleon became by far the most able general of the modern age, rising

from obscurity during the Revolution to Consul and Emperor of the French Empire which spanned

from Madrid to Moscow and from Oslo to Cairo.

Originally an artilleryman, he led campaigns that conquered the Italian States, Austria,

Egypt, Prussia, Spain, the Netherlands, Swedish Pomerania, parts of the Caribbean, and large

swathes of Russia.

Leading brilliant campaigns, using concentrated force in lightning strikes on the field, developing

independent and complete army corps (a system still modeled today), installing puppet rulers,

conscripting troops from each nation he subdued, and inspiring a host of marshals who were

all able tacticians themselves (Murat, Massena, Bernadotte, Ney, and many others), Napoleon

revolutionized warfare.

No less than four international alliances of powers were required to bring his empire

to its knees, and without the simultaneous pressure or Russian winter, British naval

domination, Spanish guerillas, and Wellington's stolid and unbreakable Anglo-Spanish-Portuguese

Army, very likely Bonaparte would have sat astride the his European conquests for years

to come.

Sadly, this list cannot be exhaustive; our knowledge comes to us through dubious historians,

and a mythos that may deny some great leaders their due.

Notables who missed the top ten by a hair: Alexander the Great, who conquered most of

Southeastern Europe, Asia Minor, and large parts of India in a single sweeping campaign,

before dying in tears that "there were no more worlds to conquer"; Genghis Khan, whose

horde took most of China and Russia; Charlemagne, the first Holy Roman Emperor, who took Western

Europe in the late Dark Ages, defeating native tribes, isolated kingdoms, and Moorish conquerors

alike; and of course, contemporaries and rivals of those in the top ten.

Wellington, Jackson, Pericles, Leonidas, Grant, Pompey, Garibaldi, and Tokugawa all played

their roles, and should not be underestimated lightly.

But the ten we have inscribed are perhaps the most iconic, representative, and beloved

(or feared) of conquerors, a breed of men that knew the direst times of human history,

and thrived in them.

We shall not see their like again.

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So... umm.

How's uhh... everyone feeling?

FIERCE.

This armor is... very sticky.

A lot of things have happened in there you probably don't want to know about.

It smells like old sweat and strawberries.

That would be odor of celibacy.

And all the voice prompts are... somewhat inappropriate.

Oxygen levels are normal Storyteller-son. Would you like to see me naked?

I'm... not opposed to it.

What?

Oh nothing, never mind.

Well, fuckidy, well well FUCKING well.

Didn't realize there was a fucking anime convention in town.

I would have dusted off my Sailor Moon outfit.

Hey, Vincent, we got any whippets left over from that furry con?

I'm thinking things might get kind of weird.

And... who are you, pray tell?

I'm Triage, this is my rather imposing, and annoyingly well spoken, associate, Vincent...

Charmed. ... and his gaggle of bipedal murder monkeys.

And this is my club.

And you, are the superfecta of dip shits that cremated Louie.

Louie?

My bouncer, you fuck-witted walking pussy desiccant.

Desi-?

Ohh... no argument there.

Hey!

Your little brain dead quartet has a lot of brass to incinerate my doorman then waltz

into my fucking club like a goddamn bro squad.

Not now EDNA.

YOUR DOORMAN WAS AN ASSHOLE.

Do you know of any fucking bouncers that aren't?

It's part of the god damn job description.

Position available: night club, bouncer, must be large, overbearing, strong, asshole.

Not in the criteria but no ones perfect.

What's the big deal?

He was just a robot.

*record scratch*

Duuuuuude.

That's a rather pedestrian perspective.

Wait I didn't mean- Okay let's not all run to fucking tumblr at

once here.

There's a reason your in my office, and not working your way through the digestive tracts

of my more visceral employees.

Because I'd cauterize your ass if you tried?

Vincent, if you would.

I... fuck!

Not cool dude.

Keep quiet or I call for the fucking jack hammer.

Now you two.

As you might guess, as an employer I do not take kindly to the wanton manslaughter of

my employees, in full view of my patronage no less, but as it stands right now I find

myself in a predicament you might be able to help me with.

... yeah we're not playing into this one.

Fine then.

I know you're looking for the cannon.

How do you know that?

Because you tell everyone and their fucking geiger counter within the first few seconds

of meeting them that you are.

I suppose... yes, we do... do that.

Everyone from here to fucking Palm Springs knows a masked twink, derpo the virginal tin

man, and tinkerbell the perpetually triggered eyebot are scouring the Outerlands for that

goddamn cannon without even so much as as a second thought about whether that is or

is not wise information to be sharing.

You also forgot kinko the repressed head statue.

Head!

So, getting to the point, you know where the canon is?

Sure do.

The canon is a bit of notorious article in these parts.

As the the purveyor of this fine establishment I am privy to certain information.

When you've reached a comfortable moment in the exposition, would you mind getting me

the fuck off the fucking floor you fucking fucks!

Oh god there are so many stains down here.

Hold on a moment.

You said Outerlands.

I've never heard of that, what are you talking?

Where'd you find this idiot.

A fucking cracker jack box?

He's some kind of vlogger or something.

Quaint.

Brotherhood, I take it?

How did you guess?

Only the brotherhood can reliably churn out so many utterly fucking clueless dipshits

such as yourself.

And you are a T-41 Mr. Gutsy unit, correct?

Oh, good catch, what was the first clue?

You always were the most useless model of your make.

That's why we always recycled T-41's whenever we found them.

To useless for anything but the scrap.

Careful- Listen, Johnny fuck head, I'm not in a great

mood.

Whoooooooooooooooooooah.

Did... it just get cold in here?

I have been traipsing around this batshit hellscape for days now.

I've stared down deranged bridge keepers, insecure animated statues-

HEY! -squads of deranged soldiers, exploding talking

undulates and monstrous deathclaws.

Oh, you met Edwardo? ... in a manor of speaking?

But I'm tired.

I'm wearing a suit of power armor that wreaks of teenage angst and I'll be damned if I'm

going to sit here stewing in it for one minute longer while endure verbal harassment from

a fucking toaster oven that has delusions of grandeur because someone at the factory

decided give him a (IN BABY TALK) whittle buzzsaw arm.

So if you want to hurl threats, feel free.

But this isn't my first fucking rodeo.

So make a move or get to the fucking point.

Holy.

Shit.

Yeah no shit.

I was just going to con you then throw you to the incinerator... but fuck if I don't

look go in for a good dose of threatening verbage.

How generous.

What's the ask?

You want the cannon.

Do you have a stutter? ... but someone wants you.

Me?

No, not you.

You.

Wait, I thought that woman said you were free for the next few weeks.

Fuck.

They found me.