For many thousand years.
we at Samsung have copied other smartphones.
especially the Apple iPhone.
Today.
We the Guardians of the Galaxy.
will change the stupid mentality.
and unbox the
Samsung Galaxy s9.
We name the phone.
samsung galaxy s9.
because we know how to count.
8+1 is equal to 9.
not X.
In fact.
Samsung have come up with.
many innovations over the years.
We make the screen.
bend on the outside.
make the phone slippery.
so you can drop it on the floor.
and of course.
we can make the phone explode.
Samsung Galaxy s9 have 2 cameras.
By making the camera straight.
like the iPhone X.
you can take pictures of.
your lousy bicycle.
your crazy ex girlfriend.
and this gay camel.
With the samsung galaxy s9.
you can also become kpop superstars.
like lee minho.
tae-yang.
and g dragon.
So you have just bought.
The Samsung Galaxy Note 8 last month?
Don't worry.
you can sell your kidney.
your buttock.
or your girlfriend.
to buy the Samsung Galaxy S9
If you don't buy the.
Samsung Galaxy S9.
We will ask the police to.
Catch you.
Samsung Galaxy S9.
The phone that copied the.
Samsung Galaxy S8.
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