- You try to be a good employee.
You show up, you sit at your desk,
you move things around on it,
you update your screensaver,
you finally find the nearest printer.
But sometimes it's still all just too much.
So here's a tip, leave early.
Leaving early, while it sounds challenging,
is actually really easy and great for your mental health.
Here's the first thing you do.
Create an event in your calendar for the last half hour
of the day that you're supposed to be there.
Now I have to invite some people.
I'm gonna go with this list of interns
who don't work here anymore.
I'm also gonna invite an actual employee,
Peter Vietz, who will get an email about it
and then email me saying he didn't know there was a meeting
and I'll say, "Sorry, I looped you in accidentally."
Now, at the same time I'm gonna book
a conference room on the seventh floor.
There are never any conference rooms
on the seventh floor available.
So that means Dan M, who works in conference room booking,
is gonna email me saying that,
and I'm gonna say, "Oh no problem, I'm gonna
"move my meeting back to my office."
Now I'm professional and considerate.
Ta da, and now I have two alibis.
So now, when I hang this sign
on my office at the end of the day,
no one can say I wasn't in a meeting.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how
you have a healthy work life balance.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a gym membership to cancel.
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World of Tanks VK 100.01 (P) Bully - Duration: 8:14.
Fast forward for the sake of time
You sneaky Japanese bastard
Nice side you got there
Would be a shame if someone penned it
Why waste the shell?
Making the same mistake twice
Spamming tard in chat
Attempting to side scrape
You again?
And again I wasn't fast enough to do anything
Slowest flanking manoeuvre ever recorded
Surprise buttsex! best kind of buttsex
Miss all the shots you don't take I suppose
Trying to keep ally alive
Are you aware of your surroundings?
That would be a no
Think you can get behind me?
Love how this guy just aborts mission
HE? really? maybe he's out of ammo
Nope.turns out he had AP
And now he's failing to out manoeuvre me or run away
Dering into scenery saying stupid shit in chat
Must defend cap for Fatherland
Wut?
Firing out of frustration
Pose for dramatic effect
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Personal Injury lawyer Randolph Rice explains how a lawyer can help - Duration: 1:22.
Hello, I'm attorney Randolph Rice.
Accidents happen, but you don't have to suffer the pain and expense of your injuries
alone.
If you were hurt by someone's negligent, reckless or intentional behavior, they should
be held responsible.
Accident victims are often frustrated by the amount of time it takes to heal from their
injuries and repair their vehicles.
Pain, doctor's appointments and physical therapy can add up to lost time at work and
endless inconvenience.
We are skilled at calculating and recovering financial compensation to make up for the
havoc an accident can wreak on your life.
Our Maryland injury lawyers fight relentlessly to ensure our clients receive fair and just
compensation for losses that result from an accident.
You deserve monetary damages to cover the medical bills, lost wages, time and hassle
you endure after an accident.
We want you made whole, which means we fight for every dollar you're entitled to as a result
of someone else's careless actions.
Let our accomplished and professional Maryland personal injury lawyers protect your rights.
We have the extensive legal knowledge to make sure that you receive the maximum benefits
and compensation you are entitled to after your accident.
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DIY Slide Wire Canopy Kit
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of all the snow we got and melting a nice trunk is so heavy it closes itself
but something else I thought what's interesting and this is in the auto
pilot one car where it does not use the rear camera the ice on the rear camera
actually and snow melted off you can see that there it's a little bright with the
Sun coming in here but that holy crap this is solid
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Liverpool player explains the moment he knew Jurgen Klopp was perfect for Anfield ● News Now ● #LFC - Duration: 2:15.
The Liverpool captain went to watch Borussia Dortmund in a Champions League thriller against
Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson has revealed the exact moment he realised Jurgen Klopp
would be a perfect fit for the Liverpool job.
According to the Mirror, Henderson said he flew out to Spain to watch a Champions League
match featuring Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid,
and was so impressed with Dortmund's display that he knew Klopp was the right man for the
job.
The match took place five years ago during the semi-final stage of the illustrious competition,
with Dortmund making it through the tie 4-3 on aggregate to seal a spot in the final.
"I knew he was special before I even started working with him," Henderson told the Mirror.
"His team were outstanding that night in Madrid."
Henderson went on to discuss the final against Bayern Munich that year saying that, despite
being on the losing end,
Klopp's Dortmund displayed excellent organisation and teamwork which the Liverpool midfielder
believed was massively down to the German manager.
"A lot of people admired his work at Dortmund, and when he came to Liverpool I knew how special
he would be," Henderson added.
"I couldn't wait to start working with him in training and be part of something special
– and I still feel the team he is building at Anfield can be very special in the near
future."
There is no doubt Liverpool look to be progressing under Klopp, especially with the assembling
of a world-class attacking trio of Roberto Firmino, Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mane.
As the German goes about putting the final pieces together in defence, the Reds finally
look to be getting back to the dominant European force they once were.
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The General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper (sometimes called Predator B) is an unmanned aerial vehicle
(UAV) capable of remotely controlled or autonomous flight operations, developed by General Atomics
Aeronautical Systems (GA-ASI) primarily for the United States Air Force (USAF).
The Reaper has a 950-shaft-horsepower (712 kW) turboprop engine.
The aircraft is monitored and controlled by aircrew in the Ground Control Station (GCS),
including weapons employment.
The Reaper is also used by the United States Navy, the CIA, U.S. Customs and Border Protection,
NASA, and the militaries of several other countries.
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My new dog IDs collar makes me feel like a princess.
It's soft grip material is chic and comfy all in one.
You won't find any stains on my wardrobe.
Wait! What was that? A smudge! Remove it! Phew, ok keep going.
My personal information is built into the collar and the engraving is even guaranteed to last!
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432 Hz vs. 440 Hz - Duration: 4:24.
Mozart - Andantino
Voice and piano tuning 432 Hz
now
Voice and piano tuning 440 Hz
440 Hz since 1950, pitch was decided to be used all over the world
why?
Frequences have a direct effect on every organisms
432 Hz is logic pure and rich of arguments
440 Hz enhances materialism, hostility and disconnect humans from nature
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The Gifts Of The Holy Spirit Wisdom Understanding right judgement or counsel courage or foritude
knowledge Reverance or piety wonder and awe
The Fruits Of The Holy Spirit Love Joy Peace Patience Kindness Goodness Generosity Gentleness
Faithfulness Modesty Self Control Chasity
Beatitudes Of Jesus Blessed Are The Poor In Spirit Blessed Are They Who Mourn Blessed
Are The Meek Blessed Are They Who Hungry And Thirst For Righteousness Blessed Are The Merciful
Blessed Are The Pure Of Heart Blessed Are The Peace Makers Blessed Are They Who Are
Persecuted For The Sake OF Righteousness
The Corporal Works Of Mercy Feed The Hungry Give Drink To The Thirsty Clothe The Naked
Shelter The Homeless Comfort The Imprisoned Visit The Sick Bury The Dead
The Spiritual Works Of Mercy Admonish Sinners Instruct The uninformed Counsel The Doubtful
Comfort The Sorrowful Be Patient With Those In Error Forgive Offenses Pray For The Living
And The Dead
Don't Forget To Try And Pray And Live Out God's Words every day While You Are Going
through The Whole Bible Book and them every day and do little every day and do those words
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Liverpool player explains the moment he knew Jurgen Klopp was perfect for Anfield ● News Now ● #LFC - Duration: 2:15.The Liverpool captain went to watch Borussia Dortmund in a Champions League thriller against
Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson has revealed the exact moment he realised Jurgen Klopp
would be a perfect fit for the Liverpool job.
According to the Mirror, Henderson said he flew out to Spain to watch a Champions League
match featuring Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid,
and was so impressed with Dortmund's display that he knew Klopp was the right man for the
job.
The match took place five years ago during the semi-final stage of the illustrious competition,
with Dortmund making it through the tie 4-3 on aggregate to seal a spot in the final.
"I knew he was special before I even started working with him," Henderson told the Mirror.
"His team were outstanding that night in Madrid."
Henderson went on to discuss the final against Bayern Munich that year saying that, despite
being on the losing end,
Klopp's Dortmund displayed excellent organisation and teamwork which the Liverpool midfielder
believed was massively down to the German manager.
"A lot of people admired his work at Dortmund, and when he came to Liverpool I knew how special
he would be," Henderson added.
"I couldn't wait to start working with him in training and be part of something special
– and I still feel the team he is building at Anfield can be very special in the near
future."
There is no doubt Liverpool look to be progressing under Klopp, especially with the assembling
of a world-class attacking trio of Roberto Firmino, Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mane.
As the German goes about putting the final pieces together in defence, the Reds finally
look to be getting back to the dominant European force they once were.
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Personal Injury lawyer Randolph Rice explains how a lawyer can help - Duration: 1:22.Hello, I'm attorney Randolph Rice.
Accidents happen, but you don't have to suffer the pain and expense of your injuries
alone.
If you were hurt by someone's negligent, reckless or intentional behavior, they should
be held responsible.
Accident victims are often frustrated by the amount of time it takes to heal from their
injuries and repair their vehicles.
Pain, doctor's appointments and physical therapy can add up to lost time at work and
endless inconvenience.
We are skilled at calculating and recovering financial compensation to make up for the
havoc an accident can wreak on your life.
Our Maryland injury lawyers fight relentlessly to ensure our clients receive fair and just
compensation for losses that result from an accident.
You deserve monetary damages to cover the medical bills, lost wages, time and hassle
you endure after an accident.
We want you made whole, which means we fight for every dollar you're entitled to as a result
of someone else's careless actions.
Let our accomplished and professional Maryland personal injury lawyers protect your rights.
We have the extensive legal knowledge to make sure that you receive the maximum benefits
and compensation you are entitled to after your accident.
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