What is it?
It's a robot.
But like a...
Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot.
It's probably Japanese.
Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
What are you doing?
I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
Really? Well, do you speak robot?
Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
- I think it wants something from me. - What?
Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.
You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
<i>- Can you talk? - XM Satellite Radio...</i>
<i>Digital cable brings you... ... Columbia Broadcasting System...</i>
So you... You talk through the radio?
<i>Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful.</i>
So, what was that last night? What was that?
<i>Message from Starfleet, Captain...</i>
<i>Throughout the inanimate vastness of space...</i>
<i>Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!</i>
Visitors from heaven? What...
What are you, like, an alien or something?
<i>Any more questions you want to ask?</i>
He wants us to get in the car.
And go where?
Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life,
don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
This car's a pretty good driver.
I know.
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.
Yeah.
You're right.
- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why?
Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.
- Yeah, all right. - Right?
- Yeah. - Okay.
There, see? That's better.
- Okay. - Okay.
You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Thank you.
You know what I don't understand?
Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot,
does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?
Move it, you moron!
Great, now... See?
Fantastic.
Now you pissed him off.
That car is sensitive.
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
What?
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