[Nikkay] You recording?
Yeah
[Nikkay] Okay--!
Wait, we haven't even introduced ourselves.
This is Janiece.
Stewie!
J-stewie
Let's get this over with.
It's Captain!
They know who I am!
Yeah, cause if they follow you...
[Nikkay] You know who it is.
You already know what it is [JStewie] It's ya boi!
We're playing this game--it's like Newly Weds
[dogs next door bark]
So we're...oh [dogs continue to bark]
Like..."what is their favourite colour?"
[Nikkay] And you have to put down what Naomi's favourite colour is.
So don't look at my stuff.
[Nikkay] Put some seperation.
No, cause then we can't see each other. [barking continues]
Y'ALL GON HAVE TO STOP!!
[barking stops]
[laughs]
[Nikkay] Ready?
[Nikkay] Okay, ready? The first question is:
[J] If I don't know this I'm gonna walk out.
[laughs]
[N] It's only the first question! [C] Put your shoes on.
[J] I know!
[N] You guys ready?
[laughs]
[C] I said "David!"
[N] What about a girl?!
[N] I was gonna say...what's that girl's name?
[C] Ari?
[J] Yeah! [C] That was my first guess.
[C] But then I was like, I haven't seen much from her.
[C] I've seen a lot of David.
[C] Is there a David? [J] There's a David!
[C] Who's David? [J] My gay son.
[C] He can be your best friend!
[J] I mean, you're right, but...
[C] And you're right.
[all] Yay!
[N] Next question is:
[N] Okay, ready?
[N] Favourite colour?
[C] She put two!
[C] And she's wrong on both! [N] "pink/glitter" and "lime green."
[N] Awww~
[C] It's rainbow!
[N] Dang, Janiece!
[C] It's rainbow, but am I right?
[J] Yeah. I mean...
[C] What?! [J] I got you a poster that said...
[both] "Glitter is my favourite colour."
[C] But you were wrong.
[C] It's my second favourite colour.
[N] Next question is:
[N] This is hard for Janiece.
[C] I'm done.
[J] I don't know the answer yet--I'm thinking...
[J] I'm going through my files. [C] /hums the jeopardy theme/
[C] /continues to hum/
[N] /laughs/
[N] Ice Cream!
[J] Pecan sandies! [C] NO!
[C] When's the last time I had pecan sandies?!
[N] In San Fran!
[C] That's when I was starving!
[laughs]
[C]That's when that was the cheapest thing at Walgreens, Janiece.
[N] Dang, Janiece!
[C] Look... [J] what is it?
[C] Am I right though? [J] Yes, you're right!
[J] everyone know that. That's why I said it's easy!
[N] What is it, Naomi?
[C] Ice cream~
[C] Oh... [laughs]
[N] Her's is Brownies.
[C] Yeah.
[C] Nicole shoulda did this with me.
[laughs]
[C] We would've been like "yay!" "yay!" [J] No!
[N] we would've put down the same things.
[N] Next question is:
[C] And you know, I put alot of this stuff on my Instagram story. And if you would've read it, you would've known.
[N] Oh, all those story quizzes? [C] Mmhm.
[N] Janiece, do you read her story quizzes?
[J] I do.
[C] No, she doesn't; I see.
[C] No! You don't, cause I see that you didn't look!
[C] No, you're not on the list!
[J] Sometimes I do!
[C] You can say these things, but I got Insight!
[C] and it's right there! [J] I understand what you're saying--
[C]I see what you vote one, YOU DON'T!
[laughs]
[J] Cause sometimes I'm just like,
[C] I can see, Janiece!
[C] Don't lie to me!
[C] don't sit up here and lie!
[C] Don't lie. I can see that.
[J] I dooo! [C] No you don't!
[C] I see you!
[J] I see it!
[C] I see you! [J] Oh my gosh!
[J]And then you did the one like "build your plate!"
[arguing]
[C] That's about my height and stuff. You know how tall I am!
[J]No I don't. You're like 5'4"
[J] No wait... [N] /gasps/
[J] 5 feet?
[C] I'm 5'2"
[C] when I look through the thing there's like 50 people and I scroll through!
[C] I'm like, NICOLE, TASHA, NICA, BRO!
[C] NO JANIECE! [J] I see them!
[J] That's because--
[J] You haven't done a quiz one lately,
[C] Yes I have! [J] No you havent!
[N] she did one earlier this week.
[J] Earlier this week, that's DAYS
[J] You know what I was doing earlier this week? I was at work.
[C] I did a couple.
[C] They're all the same answers! [J] I've been looking at your art.
[C] No you don't cause you don't like anything! [J] Yes I do.
[J] I'm not talking about the post, I'm talking about the stories
[C] Oh, she don't like my post!
[N] Okay, favourite Candy Bar.
[C] Reese's Cups!
[J] Cookies n Creams Hersheys!
[C] Nooooo [J] Oh my gosh!
[laughs] [N] The ones with the almonds!
[J] You eat those!
[C] I eat them! You eat those too!
[C] That's not your favourite! [J] I don't eat these!
[C] No but you eat different stuff
[J]Yeah, but everyone knows that!
[C] No, my favourite is symphony bar.
[N]/laughs/
[J] Oh, that's what it is. I got the bag-the--Whatever. I don't care
[N] It's okay Janiece
[C] /laughs/ She threw the paper down.
[laughing]
[J] Does Naomi even eat ice cream?
[C] Hey, bump you. Yes I do. [N] Yes, she eats ice cream.
[N] I really...I can't think of the flavour.
[C] Good luck.
[C] Cookie Dough!
[C] Yaaay! [J] Yaaaaaay! /laughing/
[J] YES!
[C] What's yours? [J] Yes, cookie dough
[C] Oh yaay!
[N] Good job, Janiece.
[J] I usually go with cookie dough for safety.
[N] Okay, next question is...
[C] Twizzlers!
[J] Blue Icee!
[C] Yes.
[N] Twizzlers? [J] I don't eat Twizzlers at the movies.
[N] Yes to Icees.
[J] If I'm going to pick something it's probably the little...mini butter cup things?
[N] Next question is...
[N] Of all time.
[N] Are we doing cartoons? [C] Yeah.
[N] Cartoon movies or just...?
[C] Cartoon movies and everything else. All time.
[N] All genres.
[C] I know.
[N] I don't know, Janiece. Don't look at me.
[C] No helping.
[N] Kay! Ready?
[Humming]
[C] Pirates of the Carribeaaaaaan~!
[J] Dangit! She's right!
[C] No.
[J] Pacific Rim.
[J] We just had a conversation, so I was like...
[C] I helped you by saying animated is included.
[C] Aladdin. [N] Aladdiiiiiin!
[N] I was about to say that! [J] I thought that was yours?
[N] Mine? No!
[N] Mine's is Lilo & Stitch.
[laughs]
[N] What is their favourite....
[N] I'm gonna put this as a two-part, so first part:
[N] Don't include fast food.
[N] So....restaurant.
[humming]
[C] Waffle House!
[J] Red Robin!
[C] Yeaaaah! [J] Yeaaaah!
[J] Before I worked there, probably, but I'm so tired of it.
[C] Soooo, points or nah?
[N] Naah. [J] Nah.
[C] Okay!
[humming]
[C] Starbucks!
[J] Anywhere with processed chicken!
[Nikkay Laughs]
[C] She's not wrong...
[N] I was gonna say Taco Bell.
[C] That's what it was.
[C] But you right...Give her the point.
[N] Starbucks, Janiece?
[J] Yeah.
[J] I was there yesterday--No, not yesterday.
[J] Friday? [C] You were there today.
[J] OH!
[J] /laughs/ [N] You went today?
[C] I saw cups!
[C] Addict.
[J] I'm not an addict.
[N] Okay...
[C] /chuckles/
[J] Does Naomi watch TV? [N] Cartoons or Live Action?
[C] I watch TV!
[N] She watches TV.
[C] I watch cartoons alot.
[N] It was on the survey on instagram, Janiece.
[C] On the surveeeey~
[humming]
[C] The Office!
[J] The Buzzr Channel
[N] That's a channel!
[C] I don't even watch that no more.
[Nikkay Laughs]
[C] It's Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
[J] Oh, dang. I wasn't even gonna pick that.
[C] Am I right?
[J] Yeah I like The Office.
[N] yaaaay...
[N] What do they prefer more: Breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
[C] Ready?
[J] Yeah!
[humming]
[C] Dessert! [J] Breakfast!
[C] Am I right?
[J] Yeah. You're right.
[C] Well, you're right.
[J] Oh, yaaay~ [N] Yaaay!
[J] I love breakfast too, though.
[C] Look at this. This is a mess.
[C] Ice cream, Resse's Cup, cookie dough, Pirates of the Caribbean, Waffle House, Starbucks, and dessert.
[laughs]
[C] Just decadent.
[N] Okay.
[N] So, Janiece, what do you think...
[C] /laughs/ Janiece? [N] I'm trying to figure out how to word it.
[C] Yeah, you're right.
[J] You're right. I'm just thinking.
[humming]
[C] I listen!
[J] Personality!
[C] Eh, that's basic. She cheated.
[N] /laughs/ Basic!
[C] She cheated!
[J] She does listen.
[J] But I'm different weird.
[C] She's differeeeeent~
[N] She's differeeeent~ [C] /laughs/
[N] Next:
[humming]
[both] ME!
[laughs]
[C] Me! Naomi! That's what it says~
[both] Me!
[C] Me who? [J] Me!
[C] That could be you saying that you think I'm gonna say me! [J] That's me!
[hums]
[C] Janiece. [J] Naomi!
[J] Noo! [N] Nooooo! Janiece!
[J] You don't eat. You snack.
[N] The most junk food?
[C] Resse's Cup, cookie dough--
[C] I just had a snack of an orange!
[C] And cucumbers earlier!
[C] YOU eat the most junk food!
[C] Don't even come to me with that nonsense.
[J] But do you eat meals?
[C] Yes, I eat meals.
[N] I feed her!
[C] She makes me eat!
[J] Oh crap.
[humming]
[C] 10 womens! [J] 7!
[C] No.
[J] What is it? [C] 7 and a half.
[N] /laughs/ I was gonna say 7 too.
[C] I'm borderline 8.
[C] Am I right?
[J] Yeah, I think I wear a 10 in women's.
[C] Cause I just heard you talking about it earlier.
[laughs] [N] That's messed up.
[J] See! cause she picked the questions! [C] Noooo!
[N] No, these are random. They're on the same website.
[C] Yeah.
[C] /laughing/ [J] That's not fair!
[C] You don't know! Look!
[J] Oh my gosh!
[C] It doesn't have to be an actress!
[J] Ummm?
[C] You think a guy looks like me, that's fine!
[J] Theres only one person who would be close to looking like Naomi.
[hums]
[C] HARDSTOP LUCAS!
[laughing]
[C] I told you it wasn't Whoopi.
[J] Oh my god.
[laughing]
[C] I know it!
[N] Janiece!
[C] Who'd you put? [N] /laughs/
[J] I put Jean Ralphio's sister.
[J] From Parks n Rec
[J] The sister.
[C] I'm gonna have to Google that.
[C] I'll Google it when I edit it.
[C] I was thinking more of like...uh...
[C] The Valkyrie from Thor.
[N] Yeaah. [C] I like her.
[J] I like her too.
[C] Am I right?
[J] No! I dont--No! I refuse!
[hums]
[J] Twins.
[C] Wrong.
[N] That's me.
[C] That's her.
[Nikkay Laughs]
[C] One child.
[C] Focus all that energy on-- [N] One son!
[C] One son. [N] One son!
[C] Focus all that energy,
[C] Build him up to become the dictator of America.
[C] But a good one~
[C] I put zero!
[J] You're right.
[C] See! [J] I want dogs.
[C} Don't rip the stuff out in anger~
[C] Just cause you're losiiiiiiiiiing~
[C] /hums/ [N] Kay, so Naomi was right.
[N] So it's 15 to....dang...
[humming]
[C] All!
[J] Husky.
[C] Wrong.
[C] What...what's yours?
[J] My favourite dog breed?
[N] /laughs/ [C] Thats why I put all.
[J] I like all big dogs.
[C] Yeah, I was right.
[J] You didn't put big dogs!
[C] But I put all.
[C] That could be anything.
[C] You got the stupid personality right!
[C] Give me the point! [J] I don't like Chihuahuas!
[N] I gave it to you! [C] Thank you~
[J] My gooooosh!
[C] Mine's is Schipperke!
[J] What is thaaat?
[C] It's a little dog that's all black, he comes right up to here, and he's fluffy~
[J] That doesn't exist.
[C] He looks like when you have a locked character.
[C] He's just a silohuette [J] Oh, I've seen them.
[C] Yeah! Their so cute!
[C] I want one.
[C] They're not too big, not too small.
[C] Perfect for cuddlin~
[J] Whatever.
[hums]
[both] Me!
[laughing]
[C] Hats! [J] Leggings!
[C] Yes.
[J] Yes!
[both] Yaaay! [N] /laughs/
[J] Star.
[C] Virgil.
[C] From Static Shock.
[laughing]
[J] I'm tired of being forced into these characters!
[J] Nooo.
[J] Nooo. [C] No?
[C] What would you say you would be?
[J] I'd be the Panda from the Polar Bear Cafe from that anime.
[C] You would be the panda. He was super lazy.
[C] That's wrong.
[J] You're not Star?
[C] Star Vs. the Forces of evil? [J] Yeah?
[C] Nooo.
[C] I'm Ruby.
[N] Yesss!
[C] Steven Universe. [N] The Ruby. Which one?
[both] All of them.
[C] Great British Baking show!
[J] Nope. That's mommy.
[J] Samurai Gourmet! [N] Awww!
[C] That's not my favourite.
[J] Oh, uh...A Chef's Table!
[J] And they need to come out with another season!
[C] Non-fiction!
[J] Webcomics!
[Nikkay Laughs]
[J] Auuuuuugh! [N] Janiece!
[C] You're wrong.
[C] I read the classics.
[J] I read them too--Okay, /mumbles/
[C] I read classic short stories like Edgar Allen Poe...
[N] Okay, next!
[J] She has like 30!
[C] Who's the flavour of the week?
[N] Who's the flavour since this quarter? [J] Of the week?!
[C] It depends on who's movies are out...
[N] Exactly. [J] Im gonna just go with what I know right now...
[both] Bruno Mars!
[C] Wrong! I put this for you!
[J] I put that for you! [C] I know that's yo boi!
[C] Mine's is Chadwick Boseman.
[J] He hasn't come out with anything yet!
[C] Black Panther! Yes he has!
[N] Yes he has! [J] No! I'm talking about in the last quarter!
[J] Swear to god if it's not Black Panther, I'm.....
[laughs]
[C] Black Panther!! [J] Black Panther.
[C] you?
[J] Yeah.
[C] Yaaay!
[J] Pepsi!
[C] Root Beer,,,,
[J] You don't drink Root Beer anymore; you told me that!
[C] This is for you!
[J] I know, but I'm saying that's why I put Pepsi.
[C] It's not Pepsi.
[laughing] [N] Janiece.
[J] Yes, root beer is...
[C] It's Kickstart.
[J] That's not a soda! That's an energy drink!
[N] It's a beverage. A Beverage.
[J] It's an energy drink! we said soda!
[C] It's in the soda aisle.
[J] Oh my gosh.
[J] Dogs.
[C] Dogs!
[J] I'm right aren't I?
[C] Am I right?
[J] Am I right?! I'm not winning right now!
[C] You first!
[N] Janiece, you first.
[J] Augh, yes I love dogs!
[C] I do too. [J] Am I right? Okay!
[J] I'm not winning, Naomi! [C] I too love dogs.
[N] Okay, right now we're at...
[N] 15 to 21...
[N] /laughs/ [J] AUGH!
[C] 21 21 21
[C] Ready?
[laughs]
[N] She's nervous.
[J] Naomi would stay at home and play video games! [N] Noooooooo!
[N] No JANIECE!
[laughs] [J] Yes, she would!
[J] She doesn't like travelling!
[N] She doesn't like traveling but there's one place that she said she'd want to go back to.
[C] Girl, I'd go back to Cancun!
[laughing]
[J] AUUUUUUUUGH!! [C] Get up. Get up.
[C] This is your segment. We do this for you!
[C] We do this for the culture.
[C] Barcelona! [N] I do this for my team!
[J] yes.
[C] Aayyy~
[N] I was gonna say Jamaica.
[C] Who loves Cancun?
[C] Naomi loves Cancun. [N] She loves Cancun, Janiece.
[C] Is it true?
[C] Mm-hm~ [J] /groans/
[C] I do, I do, I do, I do-oooh! [N] /laughs/
[C] What do you think this says about our relationship?
[N] Do we need to take a break? [C] Like, Comment, Subscribe!
[J] No we're not taking a break!
[C] I'm gonna give you a hint: you need to change your answer.
[J] Did you look?
[C] No, I heard the letters you put.
[J] WHAT?!
[C] I can hear the letters.
[C] You need to change your answer.
[C] Change it!
[J] No, because I'm gonna change it, and then it's gonna be wrong!
[C] Change it, Janiece.
[C] I can hear the letters. You're wrong.
[J] I was right the first time!
[C] Give it to her, I'm sorry! [J] I was right the first time. [N] She put both actually.
[C] No, cause I told her to cross it out. [N] You put tea?
[J] I put tea, and then she was like "I heard coffee, so you need to put tea!"
[C] No, wait, wait, wait!
[C] What did you put first? [J] I put tea first!
[C] Okay, then that's wrong.
[C] So, did you change it to coffee?
[N] Yes. [C] Okay, then that's right!
[C] Cause I knew, it's--
[C] when you first wrote it--
[N] She wrote /makes scratching sounds/
[C] Yeah, like /makes scratching noise/
[C] I was like, "that's too short."
[C] And I was like "you need to change it."
[C] Then you /makes scratching noises/ and I was like "that sounds better."
[C] So it is coffee, so you got it right.
[J] You switched back to coffee again?
[C] No, I always prefer coffee. I just know tea is better for me.
[C] But it's not that we're arguing, it's the fact that you don't know anything about me.
[J] It's not that I don't know anything! [N] /sings/ You don't know me~
[both] /sings/ You don't know me~
[C] Oh!
[J] Oh! I mean...That's my answer so..
[C] Nicole! You know! [N] I already know!
[J] HELP ME!
[J] Obama. [C] YAAAAAAAAY!
[J] Yay! [laughing]
[C] As soon as she said spazz, I thought..."I would cry if I saw Obama."
[C] Anthony Bourdaine!
[J] Yes.
[C] Yaaay! [J] Or Obama.
[J] Halos.
[J] Cause cuties make you choke.
[Nikkay Laughs]
[J] I'm right!
[N] Sounds like a commercial!
[C] It's like she doesn't care that there are not facts behind it.
[J] You were just eating--wait...
[J] You just said you had an orange earlier.
[C] That's not my favourite.
[C] Just cause I'm eating it, that doesn't mean it's my favourite thing!
[J] UGH!
[C] I tell GG to get grapes. I tell her to get blackberries!
[J] When did she get blackberries?!
[C] We always have blackberries! [J] No you don't!
[C] We ate them all!
[J] when's the last time you had blackberries in the house?
[C] Last week! [N] Like last week!
[J] Well, you guys got oranges right now, don't you?
[N] So, because we have them that's her favourite? [C] RIGHT?! [J] Yes!
[C] What is this?
[C] I feel like I put so much thought into these, and she's just like,
[C] "Because you just had a Halo, it's Halos!
[C] And I'm just like...?
[J] You eat them upstairs--NO! BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD ONE BEFORE WE STARTED THE--
[C] THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MY FAVOURITE!
[Nikkay Laughs]
[C] IT'S WATERMELON!
[N] Watermelon, Janiece!
[N] Janiece! [C] SEEDLESS!
[N] Seedless!
[C] GOD! [J] What'd you put?
[C] Coconut!
[J] NOOOOO!
[J] IT'S MANGOS AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! [N] She like mangos!
[C] I know you do, but-- [J] I don't want to hear iiiiit!
[J] Noooooooo! [C] No!
[C] IT'S DIFFERENT!!
[laughing]
[N] Okay, we're gonna stop here.
[C] JUST BECAUSE I GOT ONE QUESTION WRONG YOU'RE LIKE "OOOH YOU DON'T KNOW ME," BUT YOU'VE GOTTEN 15 QUESTIONS WRONG!
[J] YOU HAVEN'T GOT ALL THE ONES RIGHT EITHER!
[N] YOU'VE GOTTEN 15 OF THEM WRONG!!
[N] We see that you guys need a break.
[N] But, Naomi wins...
[N] 30 to 20
[C] Oh wow! What does that say?! Just because she doesn't know coconut, she doesn't know anything about her niece!
[C] Thank you for watching.
[C] This was another segment with J-Stewie who doesn't know crap about me.
[N] One more: either or.
[N] Batman or Superman?
[C] Batman. [J] If I'm wrong...
[J] I'm gonna jump off this thing, land in the pool and drown cause I can't swim.
[J] Batman. [C] WRONG!
[C] I like SUPERMAN!
[J] You have nothing Superman! Nooo! NOOOO!
[C] You just don't know me as much as you think you do.
[C] And that's fine. I've come to terms with the fact that you don't know me.
[J] It's not that I don't know you, Naomi... [N] /sings/ You don't know me~
[C] She doesn't listen to me. [J] You listen to me!
[C] But you don't listen to me...
[C] It's come down to this...
[C] We're gonna break up, guys...
[C] Newly Weds over.
[C] Cut the cameras off!
[laughing]
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