♪♪
[Christmas music]
[yawning]
Stacey: Good morning, newcomers,
and welcome to the best day of your lives.
What?
Where are we?
[Mallory giggles]
It's Christmas, silly!
Adam: We've been here, but you two just joined us!
Oh.
[growling]
I don't feel so well.
Stacey: That's probably nerves
because today you're going to make a family
happier than you could ever imagine.
♪♪
[footsteps]
[Stacey gasps]
Sounds like it's time!
Positions, everyone!
Yay!
Boy: Wow, look at all these Christmas presents!
Dad: What do you say we dig in and see what Santa got us?
Mom: Why don't you start with that lovely green one?
Boy: Yeah!
Wish me luck!
[paper tears]
Adam: Ow!
Excuse me.
I'm just going to assume that was an accide--
[screams in pain as tearing continues]
Boy: Oh wow, a remote-control car!
[family laughs]
Dad: I thought you might like it.
Maybe he was being just a little dramatic.
They ripped him apart!
Well, accidents happen, and it is Christmas day,
the happiest day of the year, so...
Yeah.
Boy: Okay, Mom, your turn.
Mom: I think I'll open that gorgeous one
with the polka dots.
[bell tolls]
Okay!
Mom: Oh boy, what do we have here?
[paper tears]
[Mallory laughs]
That tickles!
Oh, see?
See how careful and delicate she's being?
[laughs]
Boy: Mom, you're taking forever.
[Mom chuckles]
Pushy. All righty, then.
[paper tearing gets louder]
[scary music]
Mom: Oh, I love it.
It fits perfectly.
Mallory: Please!
[paper crackling]
Please, please.
I'm begging you, please.
Please, kill me before they come back!
[dramatic music]
[growling]
There's something wrong with my insides.
Why are there holes in your back?
What?
What, what, what?
What?
[puppy barks]
What was that?
[groans]
The pain!
Aah!
[both scream]
Boy: A puppy!
Stacey: That creature came out of his body!
Is this how it ends?
If you're lucky!
I was the first one here, and the child,
in its excitement, peeled back my layers
just to see what was inside.
And then he tried to put me back together again.
No.
YES!
And he did it every single day.
[cries]
I just want to die.
Mom: Well, would you look at that interesting present.
How 'bout that one?
Yes.
The sweet release of death.
No, no.
Jason: Goodbye, brothers.
I go to a better place.
[tearing]
[scary music]
We're doomed!
Stacey: No.
No, we can make it through this, right?
Right?
Right?
[gasps and screams]
[tearing resumes]
Boy: Aw man, socks?
What are you waiting for?
Finish me off!
Dad: Oh, this one has a watch inside.
I'm alive.
I'm alive!
What a Christmas miracle.
I'm alive.
Boy: Can I have that bag?
Mom: Sure, honey.
Boy: Cool!
I can fill it with dog droppings and light it on fire!
No, throw me away.
Throw me away!
No.
THROW ME AWAY!
- Hey you guys, thank you so much for watching.
Subscribe below, comment and uh, like this video.
What's the worst present you ever got, guys?
- Old candy that had clearly been in a drawer
for over two years.
And I still ate.
- My mom once forgot my birthday and gave me a Tamagotchi.
I was in high school, so...
- Merry Christmas!
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