Hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G and welcome to Choice Chamber.
I have no idea what this game is.
I bought it as part of a humble bundle a long time ago and I've never played it, so let's
play and see what this is.
Play.
Ok.
Ummmm I move.
What are you?
Oh I can jump on you!
Oh I can't get over there.
Um.
How do I- how do I use those things?
I think I have to do something with this, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with
it.
Ok, X is attack.
Ok.
Umm.
I got a hammer!
Sweet!
'Great at turning most things into inedible pancakes.'
YAS!
I wanna smash something.
YES!
Smashy smashy!
Smashy smashy.
Smashy smashy.
Ha!
Coin is mine.
Smashy smashy.
Ooooh yes you dead.
Boo booo.
Yes, smash you.
Bye bye!
No!
Bye bye.
Turn around!
Smashy- NO.
Yes, mine, it's all mine.
Let's go.
Whom I gonna kill now?
Smashy smashy.
DEAD.
Kill you dead, kill y- ooohh.
I died.
(sad) I died!
NO!
I did not die, that didn't happen, you didn't see it, we're doin' this again.
Play.
I didn't die.
I did not die.
Oooh I still have my hammer, so that's good.
Ready?
Smashy smashy.
You dead.
That took a lot of hits for some reason.
Why?
Why can you kill me?
You're the little one.
The little one's supposed to die in one hit!
Maybe not.
Ok. (laughing) these are different rooms, that's why.
These are different rooms.
Smashy friggin' smashy!
Smash you, smash you!
And now I run away.
Annnnnnnnddddd smash you.
Smash you, smash you, run away- oh.
Come here.
Come here, bitch.
Come here, come here, come here.
Smash you!
Get ya!
Bye bye!
Give me the coin.
Bye.
Smashy.
Smashy.
You dead.
Smash you.
Ooohhh.
No!
No.
I will beat four rooms and then- no.
No.
No.
We're goin' again.
We are going again.
It didn't happen.
I am not dying.
Play.
Come 'ere. (sing-song) I'm gonna smash you all to little bits.
Gimme that coin.
I smashed you so hard I lost my headphone.
Yes, give me that coin.
I don't know what the coins do.
But I have 26 of them.
Yes.
Who'm I gonna kill now?
Oh my god giant ass blob!
No blob killed me.
Run away from the blob girl!
Oh my god it breaks into bits.
What's that?
You wanna get smashed!
Yeah that's right, SMASHY SMASHY BITCH.
Come 'ere, let me smash you.
Smash you.
Take that blob face bitch.
Go.
Smashy smashy.
Come here, come here, come here.
Smash you.
Bye bye!
Who's next?
Smash you.
Smash you.
Oh no, run away, run away.
Run away and smash you.
Smash you, smash you, run away.
Smash, smash, smash, smash, run away.
And smash, smash, smash, run away.
Smash.
Go.
Go.
Dead.
I kill you.
I kill you in yo face, bitch.
I kill you, I kill you, I kill you dead.
I smash you and I kill you and you dead.
Next.
Oh.
Fuck you blob.
Come here, bitch.
Smashy smashy, bitch.
Come here.
Come to me blob.
Come on, you know you want to.
Smash you.
Smash you, bitch.
Smash you, smash you, smash you into million bits.
Oh look at that.
Come here, come here, come here.
I want kill you.
Come here.
Goin' kill you into so many bits.
Come here, bitch.
Come here.
Come here.
Smashy, smash, smash.
THIS IS AWESOME!
LET ME KILL ALL OF THE THINGS!
Smash you in your face.
Oh what's that?
Oh damnit!
Damnit! (laughing) I was having so much fun killing things! (high pitched) one more time.
I'm gonna play one more time because I can't stop, I love this game SO MUCH!
And also I should be able to get past the frikin' hammer rounds.
So yes (laughing) let's smash some more things.
Bye bye!
You dead.
Who's next?
Who's next to DIE?
You're next to die!
Gimme dat coin.
Mine.
Oooh I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you dead.
Smash.
Smash, smash, smash your face.
I found your face and I went smash.
Boink, boink.
Run away Amanda.
Run away from the stupid thing.
Gimme that coin.
Oh well it killed me.
It's kind of irritating turning around, though.
That's the one thing that I don't like about this.
I love smashing though!
I love smashing these stupid things in their stupid faces and killing them dead!
You dead.
You dead.
You dead!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Next room, let's go.
Oooohhhh.
I got a thingie.
I got a bow.
'Shoot stuff from afar and never have to get close to another living thing.'
YES!
Better than smashy smashy, we got shooty shooty!
YES!
Yes.
Give me those coins.
Oh did you wanna die?
Cause you just died.
Yeah.
And I'm such a fun little character.
Oooh what now?
I got a pogo jump!
YAY!
I got jumpy jump jump jump.
And I have beat my record of four rounds, so jumpy jump jump jumps.
Yes, yes, jump time.
I don't know if this was a good idea.
This seems like really harrible- terrible.
I don't like this!
I don't like the jump!
The jump is TOO MUCH!
MAKE IT STOP JUMPING OH MY GOD.
Oh my god, every where I go I'm just jumping.
I can't do it.
I can't do this.
Oh my gosh it shoots fire.
WHY THE HELL DOES IT SHOOT FIRE?!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, just friggin' shoot at 'em.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I can't control the jumps.
I don't have jump control anymore!
Alright, ok.
Ok.
These jumps can go away.
These jumps can frikin' go away.
What?
What now?
What now?
What'd I get now?
I got stronger.
Ok.
Ok, that's good.
That's good.
These are friggin' redonculous.
NO!
No bitch, no bitch, no bitch, no bitch, no bitch, no bitch, no bitch.
Amanda doesn't like it.
I kill you.
I kill you dead!
I kill you dead, I kill you dead!
You goddamn bat!
Fucking bats.
Oh what's that?
Gimme your coins.
I don't know what the coins do but I want them all.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Dead.
You dead.
Oh my god.
THIS IS TERRIFYING!
YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE JUMPING!
I can't aim for anything cause I can't control it.
What do the coins do?
I only have one heart left.
What do the coins do?
Come on.
Ok what now?
What I get?
Husky enemies.
'You can fit entirely in their mouths.
Don't let that happen.
Barely won = one room.'
What the hell?!
I don't want these.
I don't want the big ones.
I don't want the big ones.
I know I'm critical right now!
Ok?
I frikin' know I'm critical.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, die, die, die, die, die, bitches, die, die.
You're gone.
You're gone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone I'm just a little girl!
I know I'm at critical health.
GIVE ME MORE HEALTH!
How the hell do I get more health?
Can I buy it?
I have coins!
I will give you my coins if you give me your frikin' health.
How do I get this thing?
Go, go away.
Go away, go away, go away.
No.
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
I don't like you.
I wanna kill this guy over here!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I know time to upgrade that weapon.
Oh god!
Oh my god.
Uuuuooohhhhh.
That was a lot.
(heavy breathing) That was a lot.
Ok.
So that was a lot.
Um.
I LOVE THIS GAME!
I love this game so much!
Um.
This is so addicting.
If this was on my phone, I would never put this down.
So that's it for Choice Chamber for right now.
Let me know what you thought about this game in the comments down below and if you liked
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Thank you guys so much for watching.
MWAH!
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
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