Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Youtube daily report Oct 31 2017

Man's not hot fam.

Man's never hot.

I don't understand.

What kind of question is that?

Man's not dumb.

Man's not hot.

Man don't get cold.

Put me next to the sun, I won't be hot.

I'll still have my jacket on.

The sun's gonna be hotter than me.

I won't even be hot.

I got the inspiration or the moment for this song when man like Charles, Charles Sloth.

He didn't wanna let me on the show.

So man just went there and just, you get me?

I had to let out all my emotions.

Man's not an emotional man.

Man don't cry.

There's a lot of things man don't do.

I know Shaquille O'Neal came out with a diss track, but he's irrelevant fam.

He's already a legend in the basketball thing.

Stay out the rap thing fam.

Shaquille O'Neal!

Come link man!

Man's in the U.S.A. United States of Americas fam.

I told you where I am.

Man's posted on the block.

Like a lowlife.

I like my Fanta with no ice.

Come and link man fam.

Man got for maths.

I was alright.

I did good too.

I got like, D. Man knows algebra.

Pythagoras Theorem.

You know about that?

When you see like, dem man.

And you let off the ting.

You know what I'm talking about when they say, "The ting," innit?

Yeah.

So when they let off the ting, dem man were ducking.

Like ducks.

You know ducks go like that?

You get me?

Man dem were doing that thing when man let it off.

You get me?

Before, man dem were talking tough.

But where did the tough go?

It went rough.

Big man don't try to incriminate me fam, 'cause I'm talking about cereal.

Man trap on the phone and move Corn Flakes.

Rice Krispies.

Cocoa Puffs.

Weetabix.

Man don't try and incriminate me.

FBI is watching.

I'm in the States fam.

You get me?

FBI, CSI, all of you man.

Yeah.

Flipping Jackie Chan Rush Hour 4 cops.

All of you lot fam.

I'm talking about cereal fam.

Don't try and come at me like I'm...get me?

It's a cereal thing.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

"Peng" means good-looking.

You get me?

So that means if I see you, you get me?

You know?

Now obviously when a man's like, you get me?

See a nice girl and that.

You get me?

I might just do a little…

"Yo babes."

"Yo."

"Babes."

"What you saying?"

I don't take off my jacket for no one.

Man was on a date.

With a girl.

Hot girl.

She tried to ask me to take off my jacket.

So she can stroke my neck.

I said, "What the heck do you think this is babes?"

"Man's not on some romance ting."

"What do you think this is?"

"'Pretty Woman?'"

"Think this is what, 'Scandal?'"

"'The Office?'"

"'Power?'"

"Who do you think I am?"

"James St. Patrack?"

Come on bruv.

Big man.

That's a bit of a stupid question.

Man's got sauce.

You don't force the sauce.

Sauce is something, you either have it or you don't.

Can you ask a egg, "How do you have your yolk?"

You can't.

Either man's got the yolk, or man ain't got the yolk.

Man's got the yolk.

Can you ask Heinz how you make ketchup?

You can't.

Can you ask Heinz how you make baked beans?

You can't.

Can you ask Heinz, "How does man make mayonnaise?"

You can't.

Can you ask them about how you make salad cream?

You can't.

How you gonna ask a man with sauce, how you get sauce?

Either man's got sauce, or man's got no sauce.

And I've got sauce.

Man seen different things go "skrrrahh."

You know what I'm saying?

You know sometimes when you see the ting go "ki-ki-ki-ki-ki?"

Yeah?

It's the emotions behind it.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Man just amplificication.

Can't really say that word.

How do you say it?

Is that it?

Oh snap.

Man thought it was more complicated.

Amp..what is it?

Amplified.

Okay. Man thought...

You sure fam?

You know what?

Like, that's just what man's spat in the freestyle.

Lynx better come and holla at mes too.

Come give me some free aerosol cans or something 'cause, you know got the whole world saying

"Lynx Effect."

Where is the effect on my check?

Where's the effect on my bank balance?

You get me?

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The Prestons Halloween Special 2017 - HowlWeen - Duration: 4:31.

*WereWolf loud howl*

*Door bell ring*

*WereWolf growling*

*Nervous laugh*

Nice Costume

Would you like any trea-

*WereWolf growl, slash the bowl and parts of his hair*

Would you like something else...?

*WereWolf roar loudly*

Oh no...

*Aaron screaming and running away from the WereWolf*

Phew...

*Loud punch through the wall*

*Sniffing*

*Video game music playing*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

What?

ELIAS!

There's a aggressive werewolf trying to eat me!

How do I get hid of him!?

I don't know. Maybe a stick?

Like this one?

*Loud crash sound and the door broken*

Aaron: Thank you Jerome!

Hey Wolfie Wolfie!

Do you want to play fa-

*Window smash*

Do you think Aaron will be ok?

He will be fine Jerome.

*Loud impact sound*

Hmmm....

Wait.

What did the person on the TV said about the WereWolf?

Well, the best way to stop a werewolf i-

Boring...

DAMNIT AARON!

Why did you!?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

OOF!

*WereWolf growling at Aaron*

OH N-

*Slash and ripped his sweater*

MMMMM!!!

Mmmmm....

*Loud punch sound effect*

*WereWolf panting*

*Loud roar*

*SPLAT*

*Splash*

*Werewolf roar*

*sigh*

Well...

Happy Halloween I guess...

Mmm...

*Loud jumpscare sound*

*Happy Halloween! Thank you so much for watching!*

For more infomation >> The Prestons Halloween Special 2017 - HowlWeen - Duration: 4:31.

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Vampires: The Science Behind the Myth - Duration: 4:13.

Vampire stories have been popping up for centuries, and some of them are a lot scarier -- and

less sparkly -- than others.

The most common stories involve dead people walking the Earth with pale skin, a fear of

sunlight, and a thirst for blood … but that myth might actually have some basis in scientific

fact.

Really.

Most cultures have some sort of vampire-like story.

In Chinese folklore, for example, there are evil spirits that drain your life away, and

in India, there are legends about demons who used to be people, but weren't cremated

properly.

Mainly, these myths probably came from a deep misunderstanding of how diseases spread.

During epidemics like the plague, people were understandably terrified and needed an explanation

for the apparent randomness of illness.

But the vampire myth that's caught on in pop culture has very specific symptoms, and

scientists believe they might be traced back to actual medical conditions.

The first possible connection is a group of disorders called porphyria, which are caused

by too much of a molecule in your blood called porphyrin.

Your red blood cells mostly contain a massive protein called hemoglobin, which moves oxygen

and carbon dioxide around your body.

And in the middle of hemoglobin is a ring of carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen called a

porphyrin ring.

Normally, enzymes convert porphyrin into another molecule called a heme group.

But for someone who suffers from porphyria, their body doesn't have enough of one of

those enzymes, so the porphyrin builds up and causes problems.

For one, it makes their skin really sensitive to sunlight, and they get painful rashes and

blisters… but only when they go outside.

The excess porphyrin also builds up in their teeth and mouth, causing red or brown discoloration.

It can even look a bit like they've been drinking… well, blood.

Today, porphyria is treatable, but back in the middle ages, it wasn't very well understood,

so people could have made up all kinds of stories about it.

Most kinds of porphyria are also hereditary conditions, so stories could have easily spread

about a group of vampires, or one vampire who infected their family.

Another likely origin for the myth is a condition called pellagra.

Pellagra is caused by a dietary deficiency of two things -- niacin, also called vitamin

B3, and an amino acid called tryptophan.

Normally, your body uses niacin to turn food into energy.

And even if you aren't getting enough of it in your diet, your body will also create

niacin from tryptophan, so everything should still run smoothly.

But when you aren't getting enough of either, things go wrong.

Around 300 years ago, corn started to replace wheat as the food staple for a lot of Europeans.

This was great because it grew really well and was cheap, but it also wasn't very nutritious.

See, even though corn contains niacin, it's not in a form that our bodies can digest.

In Mexico, where corn had been farmed for centuries before it came to Europe, the kernels

were treated with a mixture of water and the mineral lime before use.

That caused a reaction that released all those healthy vitamins, but it wasn't a practice

Europeans brought home with them.

To make things worse, corn also doesn't contain much tryptophan, so there was nothing

for their bodies to convert into niacin.

No matter how much corn people ate, they couldn't get the vitamins they needed, so pellagra

started popping up all over the place.

The symptoms of pellagra actually look pretty similar to porphyria.

Patients are sensitive to sunlight and get terrible rashes if they go outside.

Sometimes, the rash gets so bad that the skin starts to degrade over time, looking pale

and papery.

Their mouths also turn red, and their tongues start to swell.

People are often left with imprints of their teeth in on their tongues, which could have

started the idea that vampires have large canine teeth.

Pellagra can also cause neurons to degenerate in the brain, which can lead to severe mental

illness and insomnia.

Add in a sunlight allergy, and that might explain why the vampires in stories don't

sleep at night.

Now, pellagra and porphyria might explain some symptoms, but the whole "walking dead"

thing might have come from something totally different.

Some think it comes from a neurological condition called catalepsy.

Like epilepsy, it affects signaling in the central nervous system, .

They can't move at all, and their heart and respiration rates slow down until it looks

like they're actually dead.

And since doctors back in the day didn't have access to sensitive machines to measure

whether someone was alive, they often thought someone experiencing a cataleptic seizure

had died.

iAnd what did they do with dead people?

They buried them.

Like you can imagine, if you saw some guy climb out of his coffin, it'd be super hard

for him to convince you he was actually alive and not a blood-sucking vampire.

Ugh.

That's going to give me nightmares.

All three of these conditions still exist, but thankfully, they're much more treatable

or avoidable now.

And at the end of the day, we know they're definitely not anything to be afraid of.

Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow, and Happy Halloween!

If you'd like even more spooky science, you can watch our episode from last year,

where we explain some bloody amazing facts about vampire bats.

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Hungry Meme! - Duration: 1:04.

They were supposed to be eating something but I was too tired so I guess they're hugging at you ^v^

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Jeep Renegade - Duration: 1:05.

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Sesame seed CRACKERS • Low Carb Crackers #1 - Duration: 1:27.

SESAME SEED CRACKERS! • Low Carb Crackers •

In a bowl mix together:

1 and 1/4 cups of sesame seeds

1/2 cup of pumpkin seeds

1 cup of grated parmesan cheese

1 tablespoon of psyllium

1/2 cup of water

2 eggs

and salt to taste.

Now, let's line a piece of parchment paper on a baking tray.

Spreading out the mixture over it.

Preheat oven at 170°C (340°F) and bake it for 20 minutes. ⏰

Now, take it out of the oven and carefully cut the crackers to size.

Lower the heat to 140°C (280°F) and bake it for more 40 minutes. ⏰

It's DONE! 🎉

Let them cool down before removing from the baking tray.

This recipe gives you 15 crackers.

Each cracker has 3.4 grams of net carbs!

YUM! SO GOOD! 😍

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Girls Night | Horror Short - Duration: 13:53.

David Teixeira presents

his original idea

with

Written and Directed by

- Yeah, hello ? So, did you get the photo ?

Don't be jealous. You're with Jess ?

Ok, so any news from Morgane ?

Yeah, whatever.

No, not at all, he was sweet, he even wrote me a note and bought me some decorations to prepare for everything !

Ok, so how much time do you need ?

I'll have some time to prepare everything before you come, then. Perfect.

Yeah, see you in a bit. Bye.

"Enjoy the camera and be sure to have fun this weekend ! - David"

- Where are you going ? - I'll get ready after you finish, don't worry.

- Did you get the chance to see who it was ?

- No, but I wondered if it wasn't David, he told me he was going to an Halloween party...

I don't know, but It gave me the creeps. - Yeah.

- Either way don't forget to tell him you broke his plate ! - Oh, come on it was nothing.

So anyway any news from Morgane ?

- She called me today to tell me she wasn't coming.

- More wine for us, then !

- Definitely.

- Frankly, Aly, the wine could be better. But the cave is really cool by the way.

- Yeah. It was a great idea to ask him to lend his apartment.

- I know, I know !

Are you serious ? Gee, I must've overflown my make up.

- Let me see your lipstick... Which one is it ?

- Raspberry. It's really fresh and natural. - Wait, let me see !

Much better than the bitch we saw at school today.

- Eric's girlfriend ? - That bitch that doesn't know how to apply make-up and sleeps with every guy ?

- Well, I must admit... she's kinda hot.

- Wait, so you're turning lesbo right now ?

- YOU WISH ! - Yeah...

- Could you pass my glass, Clo ?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

- So we're still gonna watch some films ? - There's quite the collection upstairs.

- I have a better idea. - What ?

- Do you know any urban legends ? You know, the stories we tell to scare each other.

- Jess, pay attention !

- That's your great idea ? I definitely prefer watching a film.

- Later... why, you're scared ?

- Come on. - Come on, it's nothing, don't be a pussy.

- To be honest I know some stories but I don't like to talk about these things. They freak me out.

- Don't worry we're alone. Come on. - Come on, JESS !

- Ok, so, there's the story of Bloody Mary. Like in that film "Candyman" ? You know it ?

- Oh yeah, I remember, if you say it three times you wake up the next morning with no hair left!

- That's not the story.

You have to say Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror without closing your eyes... and after that, she appears behind and kills you.

- WOW. - Wa-wa-wait... So you guys believe in this shit ?

- Well... for me it freaks me out yeah. - Not me, not at all.

- I knew you would turn up to be bitches with me after this.

- Oh, come on. It's ok to be scared, you know.

Chloe, what are you doing ? You know that's expensive, right ?

- Bloody Mary.... - Are you serious right now ?

- We're just kidding. Come on. - Bloody...

- Fuck this, I'm out.

- Mary !!! - Come on stop I think she's really scared.

Jess come back, we were joking !

- BLOODY MARY !

- Really funny.

Honestly, if you're trying to scare me... You win. Okay ?

Fuck.

Fuck. Guys ?

-VOICEMAIL-

- Come on, Jess. You know they're just messing with you. Focus.

Bloody... Mary...

Bloody... Mary...

Bloody...

Mary !

Hey, guys !

Why isn't it working ?

What the... ?

- Ok, you win. Come out. I HATE HALLOWEEN. I'm never coming back to this apartment again !

What the hell is happening ?

Aly ? Chlo ?

Chlo !

Aly ?

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How did Halloween Start? Why Do We Celebrate Halloween Facts Revealed 🎃 - Duration: 1:07.

how Halloween started

why do we celebrate Halloween

how did halloween start

halloween facts

samhain

Halloween has its roots in the ancient pre-christian Celtic festival of Samhain

which was celebrated on the night of October 31st many dressed up as souls of

the dead and were understood to be protecting themselves from the spirits

by impersonating them many of us have fallen victim to a scary Halloween prank

or even played the nasty trickster ourselves from jumping out of bushes

dressed as zombies or spooking people in their sleep as ghosts the terrifying

list of possibilities is inless

you

you

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"UNDERSTAND ME" - SECOND LIFE 2017 HD - Duration: 3:49.

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Lower Manhattan Shooting & Ramming Incident | CaCao TV - Duration: 1:38.

Lower Manhattan Shooting & Ramming Incident

A shooting was reported in Lower Manhattan close to Stuyvesant High School. Singer Josh Groban tweeted, "Oh my God I just heart gun shots and ran with my dog.

Downtown. F***." While authorities have confirmed that they are heading to the scene. So far, official have referred to the incident as "reports of shots fired.".

Pix 11's Anthony DiLorenzo has said that their are "several people confirmed injured/unconscious. " DiLorenzo later reported that those people had been hit by a truck.

There is one person in custody after the incident, according to the Pix11 report. Police have said that they are not seeking any other suspects at this time.

One witness wrote on Twitter, "Jesus! A car just ran over two people and then crashed into a school bus. I see two dead bodies and Citibikes on the floor destroyed.".

Police are searching along the bike path close to the West Side highway in the search for more possible victims, reports ABC New York.  The victims will be treated at Bellevue Hospital.

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Sesame seed CRACKERS • Low Carb Crackers #1 - Duration: 1:27.

SESAME SEED CRACKERS! • Low Carb Crackers •

In a bowl mix together:

1 and 1/4 cups of sesame seeds

1/2 cup of pumpkin seeds

1 cup of grated parmesan cheese

1 tablespoon of psyllium

1/2 cup of water

2 eggs

and salt to taste.

Now, let's line a piece of parchment paper on a baking tray.

Spreading out the mixture over it.

Preheat oven at 170°C (340°F) and bake it for 20 minutes. ⏰

Now, take it out of the oven and carefully cut the crackers to size.

Lower the heat to 140°C (280°F) and bake it for more 40 minutes. ⏰

It's DONE! 🎉

Let them cool down before removing from the baking tray.

This recipe gives you 15 crackers.

Each cracker has 3.4 grams of net carbs!

YUM! SO GOOD! 😍

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