Saturday, December 30, 2017

Youtube daily report Dec 30 2017

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[Edit note: I wasn't sure about this "rumor", but Shell said that Agents are a WIP in terms of upgrading :"v ]

[credits for the cute art go to lazy Mary x33]

[This story was a true fact of my beginning Bloons career ;p]

[short "selling all my free towers" transition :p]

[Now we're getting into the proper edit you guys have been waiting for for months CX Enjoy :p]

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Opel KARL 1.0 Start/Stop 75pk Innovation - Duration: 0:54.

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Family fun on the water

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Every time I play PUBG - Duration: 10:59.

Every single time I play PUBG English Subtitles by Otz

Yes!

You did it!

YESSS.

Finally!

Target acquired.

Watch for any change in wind speed and direction.

Remember what I taught you.

Keep in mind variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path.

At this distance, you'll also have to take-

Alright, take this.

FUCK.

Oh hey, I wanna throw smokes down too.

No, no no no, no no fuck, That's not the one I wanted to-

Fuck me

Yo yo yo yo, I'm peaceful

"I need to give you a full rectal examination."

*pulls the pin*

No, that's 600.

What!?

The fuck?!

Hey guys!

Looks like we're all gonna fucking die!

Alright, I didn't wanna pause the video but trust me, this is important.

I need you to look at the screen very, very carefully...

and see what's just about to happen.

Okay, let's go.

Well, fucking congratulations, you have made it to the first and final question.

For one chicken dinner, and it's the following.

"Where did that guy driving the van just now go?"

A) He's hiding behind it.

B) He's ducking in the seat.

C) He got into the buggy.

or D) He just quit the game.

Now, you don't wanna rush your answer because if you get it wrong you'll...

TWISTED: Alright, okay okay.

OTZ: Can you crawl towards it?

TWISTED: Alright I'm dead- OTZ: Yeah, yeah, it's perfect, it's perfect.

TWISTED: Alright let's do this.

OTZ: Oh this guy just got, got him.

I think they're all dead now.

OTZ: They're moving.

OTZ: Oh come on, both of you, both of you...

TWISTED: Do it. Fucking do it.

TWISTED: Oh you got sniped.

OTZ: Okay, okay I think they're coming to you now.

OTZ: Back off, back off.

TWISTED: Alright, I'm running away.

OTZ: I'm pretty sure he must've seen you.

OTZ: Yeah, he's on the same spot I marked...

OTZ: AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING EASY TO SPOT?

OTZ: HOLY SHIT.

OTZ: Get on that little crate.

OTZ: I'm in position.

OTZ: I'm gonna drop to the ground, I think I'll be a bit harder to see this time.

OTZ: Oh, go back, go back, go back... shit, I don't see them.

TWISTED: I might die.

OTZ: You're good, you're good, you're good.

OTZ: Make it to that spot, even if you get knocked out.

OTZ: Maybe heal up or whatever.

TWISTED: I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I made it.

OTZ: Are you there?

TWISTED: I'm here.

OTZ: Okay, stand very still, as if you had given up.

OTZ: They're both coming dude, they're both coming.

OTZ: Oh my god, they have no fucking idea...

TWISTED: This could work...

OTZ: Alright, let's do this.

TWISTED: There.

They're there, one's there.

OTZ: OK.

TWISTED: Do it.

TWISTED: Do it, do it, do it, they're both there, they're both there.

TWISTED: Yes!

TWISTED: You did it!

OTZ: Yesssss!!

TWISTED: Finally!

OTZ: Hell yeah!

TWISTED: We fucking got it.

BONUS CONTENT:

BONUS CONTENT: how to make a new map

PU: Hey kid, how do you like the new map??

OTZ: What the fuck, who the f-

OTZ: Who the fuck are you?

PU: I'm PlayerUnknown, I made this game.

OTZ: You did?

PU: Yeah, get in the car, I'm gonna show you around.

OTZ: Okay.

PU: So, when we were making the new map, we knew that we wanted to do something dif-

PU: Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

PU: Give me a second, I'll be right back.

PU: Yeah these are my favourite buildings, there's lots of good shit in them.

PU: We put like umm, a few of them, around the map, so players don't have to spend a

lot of time looting complicated buildings anymore...

OTZ: But doesn't that defeat the point of going to high-risk, high-reward areas?

I mean, if this good gear is all around the map, what's the point of going to places like Prison?

PU: Well, that's okay really, I don't want anyone to go to prison anyway.

When I was in college, many years ago, a friend of mine who went to prison n-

OH FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

PU: You see this island?

It's one of the best places in the game.

OTZ: Really?

PU: No.

PU: Oh look the zone's here..

OTZ: Umm, we don't have a boat.

Do we... do we swim now?

PU: Nah, it's not worth it, no.

Um, do you have a frag grenade?

OTZ: Uh, no...

OTZ: Why?

PU: Ah, nevermind.

OTZ: Are we going for the drop?

PU: If we're going we better hurry, once these things touch the ground they're impossible to find.

PU: Get in the van, quick, I'll get us there in a jiffy.

PU: We'll go for the next one.

PU: ... and this is where we buried all the ones working on the Xbox One port,

after they had that tragic accident.

PU: And... and I think that's everything, I think I've shown you everything you need to know.

PU:I bet you have a thousand questions!

OTZ: Actually, I do yeah, I have one.

OTZ: Why is that crate over there on fire?

PU: Uh...

OTZ: I saw you throw that Molotov.

PU: What? No you didn't.

OTZ: Yeah, I totally- you just threw that fucking Molotov at

For more infomation >> Every time I play PUBG - Duration: 10:59.

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Funny Treasure Hunt, chocolate, play, kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 4:00.

I am RIWON

So funny

So sweet

Don't eat chocolate too much

No

No

really?

Yes

Let's go

Look!

Where?

There

RIWON

Where are you?

So sweet

Mommy do not know

Don't eat chocolate too much

Really?

Yes

Let's go

I found it

Where are they?

So sweet!

Mommy do not know

Don't eat chocolate too much

really?

Yes

Let's go

Where are they?

RIWON

So sweet

Don't eat chocolate too much

For more infomation >> Funny Treasure Hunt, chocolate, play, kids, toy, family, fun, RIWORLD - Duration: 4:00.

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Doctor 'Diagnoses' Michelle Obama… Confirms Our Worst Fears - Duration: 2:15.

Doctor 'Diagnoses' Michelle Obama…

Confirms Our Worst Fears Talk about delusional!

Give us a break!

We are thrilled to see you scumbags gone and have a real leader- DONALD J. TRUMP!

But why is Michelle suddenly appearing so many places trashing the country now that

Trump is POTUS?

Warner Todd Huston at BizPac Review reports that Dr. Lauren A. Wright, PhD, who is director

of investor relations at NV5 Global, Inc. and a member of the White House Transition

Project, recently wrote a book entitled, "On Behalf of the President: Presidential Spouses

and White House Communications Strategy Today."

Wright diagnosed Mrs. Obama's recent behavior.

She has become an attack dog in an effort to help Obama build his legacy.

"She's in legacy building mode.

She doesn't have to worry about the implications [of her remarks] for months to come," Wright

said.

"This is the time she's most free to say what she feels, what she believes, and what

she wants the message to be for the public."

"I think what surprises and upsets people most often is that first ladies give more

public remarks than vice presidents, and that's been true over the last three administrations,"

she wrote."I love how Michelle Obama says Barrack was successful in inspiring hope in

the nation.

Then why do you think we just voted Trump in?""Michelle Obama, you have world fame,

protection for life, & 5 houses.

And no hope?

See a doctor.

U need anti-depressants."So,Michelle is out their claiming that we are all racists

and with Trump taking the White House the nation is im a state of hopelessness…

This coming from someone who said she was never proud of america until her Muslim, racist

pathetic husband was elected.

Hey lady, I hate to break it to you but your 'husband' has destroyed America and has

left the entire planet in a complete state of chaos.

The only reason he was elected is because he is black.

For more infomation >> Doctor 'Diagnoses' Michelle Obama… Confirms Our Worst Fears - Duration: 2:15.

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Volvo C30 1.6D MOMENTUM Cruise | LM velgen | trekhaak - Duration: 0:56.

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BREAKING: Mar-A-Lago Forced To SHUT DOWN |MK Today - Duration: 3:06.

BREAKING: Mar-A-Lago Forced To SHUT DOWN.

President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago Golf Club was forced to shut down on Friday, and

the reason why has people ecstatic.

The President has been spending his Christmas vacation at the Florida club to take some

time away from the chaos in Washington, but it hasn't come without some chaos of its

own.

In fact, earlier this week, a crew for CNN was caught in the bushes trying to spy on

President Trump as he played a round of golf at the exclusive resort, so the President

did what anyone wanting privacy would do – he had a giant white box truck parked right in

their line of view so the CNN camera's couldn't see in.

Although despite the fake news media's attempts to catch the President in a precarious predicament,

he came out on top once again, and he did so in a major way.

On Friday, 45 decided he was going to honor the brave men and women of the Coast Guard

in a manner that no other president in the past has done – shut down the entire private

resort to allow them to play a tournament and enjoy themselves for the day.

From the White House pool report:

Per White House:

The President invited service members of the United States Coast Guard – from Station

Lake Worth Inlet and other Coast Guard members from across the United States – to play

golf today at Trump International Golf Course.

"These brave men and women patrol the waterways near Palm Beach and Mar-a-Lago every day.

The president wanted to thank these service members personally for their service to this

nation," deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley said.

Check out some pictures:

"@POTUS shut down Mar-a-Lago on Friday to show appreciation for the brave men & women

in the @USCG, letting them play a tournament on the prestigious course, all on his dime.

He fed them meals all day too.

Thank you, Mr. President!

#MAGA"

According to reports, the President also made sure the golfing soldiers were well fed throughout

the day, serving them lunch and snacks as they made their way around the course.

As if you anyone really needed to be reminded, Barack Obama played golf 333 times while he

was in office, according to CBS News reporter Mark Knoller.

Of those, do you know how many times he shut down a golf course to let our brave soldiers

have a tournament?

None.

However, he did once interrupt a golf game to address the beheading of James Foley, but

it was only a brief pause before he went back onto the course to finish the hole he was

on.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, than what's it worth to shut down your entire

elite golf course so people, who probably couldn't afford to play there otherwise,

can have an afternoon of fun?

Thank you, President Trump, for showing so much appreciation to the one branch of our

Armed forces that gets the least amount of recognition.

I'm positive you not only made their day, but gave them a major boost in morale as well

as an awesome story to tell for the rest of their lives.

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For more infomation >> BREAKING: Mar-A-Lago Forced To SHUT DOWN |MK Today - Duration: 3:06.

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No More Free Money: President Trump Cuts Off Millions in Military Aid to Pakistan |MK Today - Duration: 4:32.

No More Free Money: President Trump Cuts Off Millions in Military Aid to Pakistan.

The Trump administration announced on Friday it will not be sending military aid totaling

$255 million to Pakistan.

The monetary aid was denied to the Pakistan government in response to its ineffective

action against terrorists and militants on its soil.

The Hindustan Times reported:

The Trump administration on Friday announced the United States will deny Pakistan military

aid amounting to $255 million as it expects Islamabad to take decisive action "against

terrorists and militants on its soil".

"The United States does not plan to spend the $255 million in FY 2016 in Foreign Military

Financing for Pakistan at this time," said a spokesperson of the President's National

Security Council in a statement to Hindustan Times.

"The President has made clear that the United States expects Pakistan to take decisive action

against terrorists and militants on its soil, and that Pakistan's actions in support of

the South Asia Strategy will ultimately determine the trajectory of our relationship, including

future security assistance.

"The Administration continues to review Pakistan's level of cooperation."

The statement reflected and sealed the administration's complete disillusionment with Pakistan, which

had sought to brazenly disregard the explicit warnings issued by President Donald Trump

personally and leading members of his cabinet, such as secretaries James Mattis and Rex Tillerson.

"This could be the severest blow dealt to Islamabad by this administration if it indeed

decided to withhold it," said a leading US expert on Pakistan, who did not want to

be identified.

"There is more coming," the expert added.

First reported by The New York Times, the move to withhold the money, which may not

be large but would have signaled US backing, is reported to have come shortly after Pakistan

refused to hand over to the Americans an operative of the Haqqani Network apprehended during

the rescue of an American-Canadian family in October.

The Haqqani Network is an affiliate of Afghan Taliban and works out of Pakistan, inflicting

massive casualties on US-led international coalition in Afghanistan.

Frustrated by Islamabad's reluctance to give them, the United States has tied large

portions of military aid payments to Pakistan to its actions aimed at debilitating the network.

Pakistan, however, has chosen to lose hundreds of millions of dollars in such payments over

2015 and 2016, instead of kicking out the terrorists.

And it has lost equity.

The Trump administration was clear from the start it wouldn't countenance continuity

in ties and aid without real changes.

"We have been paying Pakistan billions and billions of dollars at the same time they

are housing the very terrorists that we are fighting," President Donald Trump had said

unveiling his new South Asia strategy in August.

"But that will have to change, and that will change immediately."

But there was no marked change in Pakistan's behaviour, as was publicly attested by a top

US military commander, General John Nicholson, in November, three months after Trump's

unequivocal warning.

There have been signs, instead, of resolute defiance, such as the release of Lashkar-e-Taiba

founder Hafiz Saeed from house arrest, An outraged White House used unusually harsh

language and tone to demand his rearrest, with a warning that failure could have "repercussions"

for bilateral ties.

Saeed remains free, and Pakistani officials have sought to shift the blame for it on the

independence of the country's judiciary, when law enforcement and prosecution remain

with the executive branch.

And they sought to blame India for providing insufficient incriminating evidence — in

connection with the 2008 Mumbai terrorist attacks carried out by Saeed's Lashkar-e-Taiba.

There is a US bounty of $10 million for the man's arrest.

Denial of aid, many critics of Pakistan argue, will unlikely make an impact on Islamabad

and they have called for harsher measures.

Stripping Pakistan of the status of a non-NATO ally, for one, which could cost it military

aid in terms of money and equipment.

And, more punishing perhaps, would be to declare Pakistan a state sponsor of terrorism, such

as Syria and North Korea, which could severely cripple Pakistan.

That's the impending "more" indicated by the South Asia expert.

What do you think about this?

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For more infomation >> No More Free Money: President Trump Cuts Off Millions in Military Aid to Pakistan |MK Today - Duration: 4:32.

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The future of shipping

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Oceans of the World for Kids | Learn all about the 5 Oceans of the Earth - Duration: 8:44.

Listen…listen to the ocean...we love to hear the waves crash against the shore, we

love to hear the waves smash the rocks…we love to watch and listen to the Ocean.

The Oceans of the world are vast…they are humongous!

Look at our earth, most of our earth is covered with water…in fact, over 72% of the earth

is covered with water called Oceans and Seas.

The Oceans are very salty, we call it saline; say it with me "say-leen" …saline means

salty and the Oceans of the earth are saline water and not fresh water and you cannot drink

Ocean water…but you CAN swim in the Ocean and you can open your eyes in it and it won't

burn your eyes!

And you CAN SCUBA dive in the Ocean and explore the Ocean.

Let's explore the Oceans of the world together.

There are five major Oceans of the world, and although these Oceans are all connected,

they each have a different name.

They are; The Pacific Ocean…the Atlantic Ocean…the Indian Ocean…The Southern Ocean

(also called the Antarctic Ocean) …and the Arctic Ocean.

Let's learn a little about them in order of their size.

The largest Ocean is called the Pacific Ocean.

The Pacific Ocean is massive!

Beginning from the coasts of Asia and Australia, and reaching way over to North and South America;

and then up to the north where it meets the Arctic Ocean and wayyy down to the Southern

Ocean; the Pacific Ocean takes in a big big chunk of the earth.

You'll find the islands of Polynesia in the Pacific including Hawaii and Samoa and

Tonga and a thousand other islands scattered throughout the South Pacific.

At the bottom of the Pacific Ocean you'll find the deepest place on earth!

The Mariana Trench.

The Mariana Trench is a deep scar over fifteen hundred miles long cut into the crust of the

earth and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, the deepest known point on earth named The

Challenger Deep!

It is over 36,000 feet deep!

If you dropped the highest mountain on earth; Mount Everest, into The Challenger Deep, it

would still be covered with over a mile of sea water!

That's deep baby!

The next largest Ocean is the Atlantic Ocean.

Although the Atlantic is number 2…it is gigantic!

Like the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic also reaches north to the Arctic Ocean and down

to the Southern Ocean; and borders North and South America.

And then it reaches far across over to…Europe and Africa!

The island of Puerto Rico is in the Atlantic Ocean.

The Atlantic Ocean kind of looks like an "S" as it follows the coasts of its borders and

it separates the "Old World" of Europe and Asia and Africa from the "New World"

of the Americas.

Over the thousands of years, many thousands of ships have crossed the Atlantic, and thousands

of ships have sunk in Atlantic.

The Titanic hit an iceberg in the Atlantic and sank!

Many ships still with valuable treasure are scattered all over the Atlantic Ocean waiting

to be found!

Ocean number three!

The Indian Ocean…the boundaries of the Indian Ocean are Africa, Southern Asia, Australia

and the Southern Ocean.

The Indian Ocean is the largest breeding ground for the Humpback Whale!

But it is also the source for a large percentage of oil pumping; oil spills are believed to

be a great threat to the health of the Indian Ocean and the life in the Ocean.

Let's consider then Southern Ocean…also known as the Antarctic Ocean which waters

encompasses the southern Continent of Antarctica and touches three Oceans of the world: The

Pacific, the Atlantic and the Indian Oceans.

The worlds largest penguin species; the Emperor Penguin, live on the ice of the Southern Ocean…did

I say ice?

YES!

ICE!

The Southern Ocean is cold!

It's the coldest Ocean because of the sheet of ice that covers Antarctica…and its cold

all the time!

This brings us to our last-named Ocean…It surrounds and covers the North Pole where

there is no land but only ice and Ocean water and this Ocean is named the Arctic Ocean.

The Arctic Ocean may be the smallest of our Oceans, but it is not small…it is very,

very large and during the warmer months some of the ice melts and becomes ocean water,

and during colder months the water freezes and becomes ice.

These are the five Oceans of the world.

As you look out over these waters of the Ocean you may think…I can't see anything out

over the water and I can't see under the surface…hmm there must be nothing there…and

you may think nothing is going on down there!

But the truth is…a lot IS going on in the Ocean.

There are volcanoes IN the Ocean!

Volcanoes spewing lava!

And LIFE...living things are in the Ocean!

Hundreds of thousands of species of animals and plants are in the Oceans of the world!

From the coldest waters of the Ocean to the warmest…plants and animals rely on healthy

and clean seawater to survive and thrive.

Many varieties of animals make the Oceans their home.

From the tiny krill to the largest animal on earth; the Blue Whale…they make their

home in the Oceans.

I don't think a Blue Whale would walk very easily on land...do you?

Strange and freaky looking animals like Octopus and Squid and the Nautilus and the Cuttlefish…these

amazing and intelligent creatures live in these waters as well.

Fish of every shape and size and color; and Sharks!

They are down there!

What do you think you'll find on the Ocean floor?

If you say; Gardens of spectacular coral reefs which grow very slowly and plants and sponges

that grow and provide protection for smaller critters…well, you would be right!

And deep…way deep down in the Ocean where light cannot penetrate you will find strange

creatures which provide their own bioluminescent light!

AMAZING!

Don't forget that mammals like Dolphins and Whales, Walrus, Seals and Sealions…they

all depend on the Ocean.

A vast variety of birds including Penguins and Albatross and the fascinating Pelican;

they also live on and around the Oceans of the world.

All these wonderful creatures big and small and many others require clean and healthy

waters of the Ocean to live…but the Oceans are in trouble!

These Oceans we've learned about are becoming more and more polluted with garbage!

Plastics and paper and garbage we carelessly throw away are making its way to the Ocean

and becoming huge floating islands of trash!

Wreaking havoc and causing problems for our animal friends down there!

Can anybody help protect the Oceans from being the dumping ground of the world?

Can you?

We must all do our part to protect these precious waters of the world.

Raise your hands if you're going to be friend of the Ocean and the billions of our living

friends in the Ocean.

I'm raising my hand right now.

Are you?

For more infomation >> Oceans of the World for Kids | Learn all about the 5 Oceans of the Earth - Duration: 8:44.

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RAMPAGE Official Trailer (2018) Dwayne Johnson Action Movie HD - Duration: 2:45.

it's weird you like hanging out with animals more than people yeah

well animals get me a rescue George he was two years old George never would

have survived on his own he definitely trusts you last night

George was seven feet weighed 500 pounds

George you okay buddy you're scared it's okay this morning is nine feet pushing a

thousand what's happening to my friend are you familiar with genetic editing

changes will be incredibly unpredictable

is he the only one oh you didn't know about the 30-foot wolf

hello today huh science experiments falling from the sky having George on

that plane it's big mistake I think we'll be all right

let's go save the world

it's coming back to me

you have to evacuate Chicago George didn't ask for this they're gonna put

them down that's not happening

there's something in the river I was just thinking the only thing that's

missing right now is the giant crocodile

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