Every single time I play PUBG English Subtitles by Otz
Yes!
You did it!
YESSS.
Finally!
Target acquired.
Watch for any change in wind speed and direction.
Remember what I taught you.
Keep in mind variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path.
At this distance, you'll also have to take-
Alright, take this.
FUCK.
Oh hey, I wanna throw smokes down too.
No, no no no, no no fuck, That's not the one I wanted to-
Fuck me
Yo yo yo yo, I'm peaceful
"I need to give you a full rectal examination."
*pulls the pin*
No, that's 600.
What!?
The fuck?!
Hey guys!
Looks like we're all gonna fucking die!
Alright, I didn't wanna pause the video but trust me, this is important.
I need you to look at the screen very, very carefully...
and see what's just about to happen.
Okay, let's go.
Well, fucking congratulations, you have made it to the first and final question.
For one chicken dinner, and it's the following.
"Where did that guy driving the van just now go?"
A) He's hiding behind it.
B) He's ducking in the seat.
C) He got into the buggy.
or D) He just quit the game.
Now, you don't wanna rush your answer because if you get it wrong you'll...
TWISTED: Alright, okay okay.
OTZ: Can you crawl towards it?
TWISTED: Alright I'm dead- OTZ: Yeah, yeah, it's perfect, it's perfect.
TWISTED: Alright let's do this.
OTZ: Oh this guy just got, got him.
I think they're all dead now.
OTZ: They're moving.
OTZ: Oh come on, both of you, both of you...
TWISTED: Do it. Fucking do it.
TWISTED: Oh you got sniped.
OTZ: Okay, okay I think they're coming to you now.
OTZ: Back off, back off.
TWISTED: Alright, I'm running away.
OTZ: I'm pretty sure he must've seen you.
OTZ: Yeah, he's on the same spot I marked...
OTZ: AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING EASY TO SPOT?
OTZ: HOLY SHIT.
OTZ: Get on that little crate.
OTZ: I'm in position.
OTZ: I'm gonna drop to the ground, I think I'll be a bit harder to see this time.
OTZ: Oh, go back, go back, go back... shit, I don't see them.
TWISTED: I might die.
OTZ: You're good, you're good, you're good.
OTZ: Make it to that spot, even if you get knocked out.
OTZ: Maybe heal up or whatever.
TWISTED: I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I made it.
OTZ: Are you there?
TWISTED: I'm here.
OTZ: Okay, stand very still, as if you had given up.
OTZ: They're both coming dude, they're both coming.
OTZ: Oh my god, they have no fucking idea...
TWISTED: This could work...
OTZ: Alright, let's do this.
TWISTED: There.
They're there, one's there.
OTZ: OK.
TWISTED: Do it.
TWISTED: Do it, do it, do it, they're both there, they're both there.
TWISTED: Yes!
TWISTED: You did it!
OTZ: Yesssss!!
TWISTED: Finally!
OTZ: Hell yeah!
TWISTED: We fucking got it.
BONUS CONTENT:
BONUS CONTENT: how to make a new map
PU: Hey kid, how do you like the new map??
OTZ: What the fuck, who the f-
OTZ: Who the fuck are you?
PU: I'm PlayerUnknown, I made this game.
OTZ: You did?
PU: Yeah, get in the car, I'm gonna show you around.
OTZ: Okay.
PU: So, when we were making the new map, we knew that we wanted to do something dif-
PU: Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
PU: Give me a second, I'll be right back.
PU: Yeah these are my favourite buildings, there's lots of good shit in them.
PU: We put like umm, a few of them, around the map, so players don't have to spend a
lot of time looting complicated buildings anymore...
OTZ: But doesn't that defeat the point of going to high-risk, high-reward areas?
I mean, if this good gear is all around the map, what's the point of going to places like Prison?
PU: Well, that's okay really, I don't want anyone to go to prison anyway.
When I was in college, many years ago, a friend of mine who went to prison n-
OH FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
PU: You see this island?
It's one of the best places in the game.
OTZ: Really?
PU: No.
PU: Oh look the zone's here..
OTZ: Umm, we don't have a boat.
Do we... do we swim now?
PU: Nah, it's not worth it, no.
Um, do you have a frag grenade?
OTZ: Uh, no...
OTZ: Why?
PU: Ah, nevermind.
OTZ: Are we going for the drop?
PU: If we're going we better hurry, once these things touch the ground they're impossible to find.
PU: Get in the van, quick, I'll get us there in a jiffy.
PU: We'll go for the next one.
PU: ... and this is where we buried all the ones working on the Xbox One port,
after they had that tragic accident.
PU: And... and I think that's everything, I think I've shown you everything you need to know.
PU:I bet you have a thousand questions!
OTZ: Actually, I do yeah, I have one.
OTZ: Why is that crate over there on fire?
PU: Uh...
OTZ: I saw you throw that Molotov.
PU: What? No you didn't.
OTZ: Yeah, I totally- you just threw that fucking Molotov at
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