Hello, I'm Mian and today I'm playing a point and click game called Projector Face
Seems fun so let's get started shall we?
Okay play
It should be mouse only.
A lonely projector sits in a dark forgotten attic.
Okay go go go little lonely projector! There you go.
With his new body the projector can do what he has only dreamt of,
make a friend.
okay we walk, we interact, equip or use items and combine items with left-click
and we unequip with right-click
Alrighty then. I assume you want the hammer.
I do like our main character quite a bit.
He looks cool.
Do you want a hat? No?
This looks suspiciously like it's a thing I want. No?
No
No? You don't want it? Oh, well.
You don't want a bowling ball either? Well boohoo.
I'm assuming we need to find some sort of way across the chasm over here.
Let's equip the hammer.
Okay, I got the hammer equipped.
No?
Okay. I want to smash things with hammer!
Well, do something with the loose ...(board) No?
Why not!
Booh!
So (it's) one of THOSE point and clicky games is it?
Oh, there's a nail here. Can you do something with the nail?
No. That's where you just got the thing from.
Okay. That wooden beam appears to him to be feeble.
One good hit..
Yeah? I've tried that already.
Mister? Hit it. Hit it.
This one, this one, this one, this one, this one.
Hitting all the things..
It would be nice if you had some sort of
notification when you can do things.
Maybe there is one and I just haven't been able to do anything just yet.
A gap
Look at the ... No?
Oh okay that's just the little lights over here, right.
Al right I'm stuck in the first screen.
Always a good sign.
Ooh a safe!
Right.
I'm assuming it's not going to tell me.
No.
Ah okay.
I need to be right on that spot
okay I get it now, thanks.
What did I just get? A pull pole.
Sure.
I want the fish. I'm not allowed to get fish? Okay.
The golf things? No?
No?
That's a shame.
So how do I get out of his cellar then. (It's an attic Mian!)
Al right let's try to hit with the hammer again.
Nope, okay.
Can I use it on myself? No? Okay.
Booh!
this hammer might fasten right until [the pole] okay sure well he'll try that instead
Thank you for the tip, that helps.
Now, I am assuming this...
There you go. Exit!
Thank you!
Was there anything else I could do here? Now that I can actually be here (on this side) No, okay.
He hears the sound of children playing nearby. Perhaps they will be his friend.
I don't know....
A reel frame.
Oh
The mouse has it.
One, eight, four, nine.
Okay I'm just gonna check a thing here one eight nine four
Okay so that's it.
Where are you little mousy mouse?
Over here.
I do hope I don't have to you know...No? Good.
I said one, eight, nine, four, right?
I do believe I said that
All right so.. No. Fine.
We go back.
I think it's a bit strange we go straight from the attic to outside.
To be honest.
Okay, apparently there are some scary children somewhere.
Hello,
are you mean children or nice children?
Awww.
Making friends proves difficult without the ability to speak.
He will have to be likeable without words
Well trust me, it's also quite difficult when you can speak.
Why I do my best anyway.
typewriter key, okay
a generator
a reel frame.
Sandwich meat?
Why - Why is that in here?
Okay can I move past the little kids?
Apparently not.
What's this then? A box fan.
hmmm...
I'm assuming the sandwich meat is for the rats?
Here!
There he goes.. Thank you!
Now give me that thing.
And..what the hell is this for.
Is there a typewriter anywhere?
I don't see one.
<constant odd ticking sound>
Do you want a typewriter key?
What on earth is that sound btw?
Nope okay.
Okay I'm getting out of here because that's a creepy sound.
<odd sound ends>
Typewriter key hmm.
<Sound of ducks>
Apparently there's a pond nearby
Can I do anything with this?
Doesn't seem like it.
Where else can I go?
A tarp.
Okay well, you still have your trusty hammer so...here
No?
okay
So there's a tarp in here..
What else. A flat rock. Nope, okay.
<constant ball tossing sounds>
Kids you are making me nervous
There's nowhere else I can go right?
Or am I just....
It won't let me go past
okay well
hmmm
Apparently I'm missing something in this screen somewhere
Are some things only selectable if you have the thing in your hand?
Is it maybe one, eight, SIX, four?
Wait, let's try that.
Yes. okay
Tadaaa!
We stick them in here I'm assuming?
Oh lordy Perhaps he can speak through film this seems damaged though.
Okay, I now have to figure out where the bunnies have to be.
And I see this one goes here and this one goes here..
tada, tada tada da da da da da. Okay!
I was kinda hoping for more piano music but no.
Squash! ah! almost. It's a trap!
Aww
I think in every game I play bunnies are the victim.
In like every single game I play,
bunnies are never victorious.
You made all the kiddies sad
Projector face man!
I'm sure you didn't mean to
aah
Why were the children frightened? because you killed the bunny!
<sigh> Silly you.
Now can I pick up the silly generator? No? okay.
At least I can go to the next screen I guess.
Okay. This looks a rather dystopian town.
I think those children should have been used to
a bit of bunny murdering here and there...
Just look at their town!
Anything in the mailbox? No?
No, we don't want a bit a rope? Okay.
Where do we want to go, can we go in here?
Is there anything out here that I want.
exit here
mailbox..Let's go on through this door no okay
Fine!
oh I see you ... film reel!
You got your trusty hammer, pick it up. no?
Well then.
Welcome...
Are you gonna be a burglar now?
Apparently so.
Mr. Projector face this is why people are scared of you.
You're not supposed to just go into people's houses like that.
Ah, there we go.
No, I don't want to use the hose for anything? Okay fine
Can you have a look at it?
I've got a handle for something stabby stabby.
A flash-light always nice, a wrench.
I'm ready for the apocalypse.
Aww
No? They don't like you?
( reading) They look sad maybe you can cheer them up?
Yeah, just like you did with the last children. Sure...
What's this then
Give me that. That's mine
You're not supposed to go into other people's tree forts.
It's not nice.
Well that's cool
Oh wait!
I probably have a battery.
Can I not be in the [treefort] yeah okay
Mr. projector...no you don't want to take out the battery?
Okay
Fine
Ah well, that works too.
I wanted to take it out of the flash-light but if there's one in the thrash....
We'll use the one in the thrash.
There we go, put it in.
Why not?
Or
We do this.
We just steal the little kid's batteries.
A damaged door...
What's wrong with the door.
You picked up a toy wheel.
Why would you want to have a toy wheel.
Who knows
Can I mend the toy wheel? Nope.
I unclogged a....oh I didn't actually.
I was gonna say I thought I unclogged a hose but I didn't.
What on earth do I need all those things for?
let's go back to the last screen.
mechanism
Okay maybe pull on the mechanism. no?
Ah, there we go.
Okay, why did we do this?
Can I have the .... ? No I can't have the wrench back?
Can I get the rope to get the tarp? No?
Can I maybe.......... no?
What are we trying to do here exactly?
Okay, I'm trying everything on everything which is usually a very good tactic but
I prefer to use logic.
Is there anything in this screen that I could do?
I don't think so.
Nah. I think here is cleared.
I still have this weird for whatever reason.
I should be able to look at things right? How do I do that.
Oh wait I need to put it in the mailbox. Duh
Tadaa
A good deed done perhaps you should return later. Okay
I have a flash-light what can I use it for?
Not for looking in the well obviously
Okay, I don't know what I need the rope for but not for anything out here.
Can I get the reel off. No, of course not.
Why would that work.
I still have this thing. What is it for?
Who knows
Maybe I can tie up the little kids?
I don't know what to do with you people!
Why would that be a thing.
Am I still missing something? No
okay
Tie to branch.
Yaaay!
He has lifted their spirits!
He feels he has been a great friend to these children.
Surely they would enjoy a film
You think?
Okay I still need to get the rest of the stuff
So he let go of the film thing and this guy now [ is no longer in the way]
What did you do?
You're doing something.
Here. A typewriter key.
I'm just trying things here.
Okay. Let's go back to the mailbox, maybe it's very ultra speedy delivery here.
Why can't you use your other trick? Why not, why not why not.
I need to unclog this I think, somehow.
Probably with the hose.
oh! Let me have a look-see.
So I found another bit of film reel which is nice.
I don't want to go into the door apparently.
Okay, I'm kind of stuck to be honest.
I don't know why it would work but hey
Can I drag this? Nope.
Oh maybe I can use the toy wheel, wait. Yes, ok.
okie dokie
Now, do this. No? Makes sense to me.
That seems like a good thing to do with [ a film reel]
Do you want to move?
Ok, why did we do that?
I mean sure but...
I now have a dirt patch.
Okay. Let me out. I want to go out.
Can I no longer [go out]?
Okay, sure.....
I have another typewriter key, okay.
And a film reel.
I can scare a few more kiddies.
Oh dear!
This one is bigger.
Right.
It appears I need more bits.
This one goes here and this one goes there, I think.
Yep I need a few more bits and pieces.
Fine!
Oh can you go in here?
Wait, can you go back for a sec?
I didn't realise...
Oh no that's just ...
It only looks that way for five seconds.
So I have a dirt patch now for some reason
Oh this is so I can show the movie. Right, I get it.
It's still broken so that's not gonna work.
Nope
Can I shine this on here, no?
What on earth I do I need these for?
Let's have another look at that tree fort.
Oh right, this is also still here.
How do I keep this from moving. Like this?
No.
Sure, makes sense...
I have a doorknob! Okay
Do I want my flash-light back?
I mean just to weight it down a little bit extra
I don't really need it to be like this [anymore]
Apparently I only need batteries to weigh it down. Okay.
I have a doorknob now so I can open this door. I hope.
Ah yeah right, and I got a bunch more thingamajiggies.
Eh put that over here.
This needs to go over here.
It seems I just need one more piece. Okay
And there it is.
Yay
Okay, so it's time to scare kiddies? Or is there still something else I need to do?
Circus!
Are there mass-murdering clowns?
Yep!
There he is.
That's an axe murderer or something.
okay the children are frightened again.
You should really work on your patter there, mister.
Poor Mr. Projector Face he stands alone in the yard confused, yes,
should he wait come back?
Oh I think he should run!
oh I feel bad for Mr Projectorman.
Is he in jail now?
Yep. Poor thing.
Cigarettes, yes, that is a good way of messing up your life.
He hears the sound of laughter through the window.
Have the children from before come back? You'll never know from in here.
Okay, why is he so focussed on children?
He's gonna break out
What is that? A battery.
Sure. Here!
It looks like you have a third eye by the way, sir.
I already gave you two.
What the hell.
Okidoki
Can you do something sensible with this?
They didn't take the hammer from you? What the hell.
These are very silly guards here.
I've got a handle. Why, what for?
And why is there a battery in front of the prisoner room anyway.
Can I do anything with this?
Okay, how to break out of prison?
I already gave you two cigarettes!
I'm just clicking all the things with all the other things.
I'm well versed in clicking all the things to combine things.
But no.
And what is it that I am missing.
Apparently there is something else that I should be able to click or something.
Nails. Aha!
Okay you broke the hammer.
Give me the nail.
Okay I got a nail, can I now attach this to this?
Yes, wire and nail
Can I now attach this to the battery or the cell door?
No, or the handle.
Or the typewriter keys, or the key.
Are you sure about that mister?
on yourself?
Come on! Anything!
Maybe the other way around?
Nope, okay good.
I hate it when that's a thing.
Um, so I got a nail.
Anything else in this silly prison that I am missing?
I already gave you cigarettes!
I'm lost, how the hell do I I get you out.
I already did this like a million times
Typewriter keys. It makes no sense I know.
I'm just wondering [about] something.
Aaaaah!
Wire plus nail.
I am missing like a pixel somewhere.
Where is it?
Whatever it is, where is it
Ah! one more cigarette. ha ha.
Here, have a cigarette mate!
Thank you.
Realy? No?
Pick up the battery!
Now happy?
Thank you.
We got an electromagnet.
Can we now please use it on the key?
Thanks!
I like our prisoner here.
Ok, get out.
Take the magnet with you. No?
No? We don't want to let him go out? Okay
So that was easy.
He hears them again in a distance.
So maybe you should run.
You really should stop burglarising.
Gas can. Okay.
Anything else in here?
<Swamp sounds>
That sounds not good.
What's with all the typewriter keys by the way?
Is that the last end of the game where he learns how to type instead of
scaring kids with scary movies?
Anything else in this car?
A garage remote. Okay
A reel frame, well now, we got two already.
Nothing in the glove box? Always check the glove box.
Can we go here? We can.
Was there a garage here?
Or here, I think there was something here.
Oh, the road is cleared up now.
Let's go steal some more stuff.
An extension cord.
Can I have the batteries back or something?
Or are we immediately going to get arrested again [ over there]
no you don't want to sit on the tire swing okay
Apparently I don't have to do anything in here
I can apparently go here now.
So let's have a look.
Ah, there are all these kids again. More friends!
Why do you want to be friends with them anyway. They ignore you when you say hi
I mean you don't have to talk to wave back.
No, they are not focused, they're just mean shits.
A sand creation of his own could impress them.
Stop to impress them they're not worth it.
Little shits
I'm getting angry with these kids now,
he's doing all this work and they don't give shit.
A net,do I want that net for anything?
I probably need some sand.
That's why I got the shovel I'm assuming.
Okay what did you do?
A few doodads and this sandman will be top-notch.
Just be friends with your sandman.
A pair of trees.
Do we want an extension cord here?
No okay.
Fine.
Over here again, okay
In that case can I - I'm assuming no but let's just try.
Can he get it with a shovel? I bet I could get it with a shovel.
There's still that box fan and generator or something.
in the first- one of the first screens
Here
Tada
I filled it with gas
There you go
No okay
uh extension cord
There we go! and now turn it on I guess.
Why are we doing this by the way?
It would have been so much easier if you just did that with the hammer and the pull thing you had earlier.
but hey you can be all Marilyn Monroe if you like.
Okay I got a tarp, why do I want to tarp.
Hm yes, I'm assuming between the trees or something?
Where am I now? Or maybe here, who knows.
Swamp
Dirt patch, another one.
Oh wait, I probably - Ahah
What did I just do. Another reel frame, okay
There's another dirt patch somewhere.
Somewhere over here.
There you go.
Oh good, now it gets real scary.
He has a knife now and he will accidentally murder some kids or something.
What do you need a knife for a mister?
I know you mean well but I don't think it will end good.
and fantastic and wonderful
a knife
why do we want a knife
It's becoming a very dark story.
Ah, you probably wanted front of netting, right
Okay
No?
Just checking.
Do you want it on the sandman? No
Do you want it on a pair of trees? Yes
No?
Are you sure about that?
Think outside the box mister projector man.
Why do we have this.
You can use this as a shovel or eh What are those things called.
Spade for in the water
Things you row boats with.
What the -
Paddle, paddle, paddle
Can we stomp on their sandcastle
I don't want to be friends with the kids.
In case you haven't noticed.
Okay, stumped again.
I came from here.
Do I need the net for anything.
Oh, maybe for the film reel
Or is there anything here that I need to do.
Or can go by now
Not as far as I can tell.
Oh this is another patch? Yes, it is.
back
A metal piece, sure.
okay
Can I use this to - nope
Maybe I can use it with this.
Can I use this to make buttons for Mr sandman
yes okay
or very misshapen eyes
Is this a mouth?
Yup, okay
Is this hair?
nope
Is this a coat.
How do you feel about your sandman? No it's not okay yet
There is a hole, did I already look in the hole.
A piece of film how did this get here. Yeah good question.
Well I'm again missing things.
Oh there's two exits apparently
or not
It's the same exit actually. okay
Just - catch it
I can see it from here! Just get it!
Why don you get what you're supposed to do you silly person!
I mean it's very easy to get here.
I need a twig or a stick or something.
all right let's go back to the treehouse for a second.
What do you mean? Cut it down
Okay, got my rope back. Cool
Okay, what is it now? Rope plus tarp.
Can I please have the flash-light back, thank you.
I'm just making - trying to make sure that I don't have to come back again.
I'll probably get stumped again and have to go back again.
Because that's how these go.
I still need to get the reel out of the shed - out of the swamp.
I was looking at a shed so that's why I said shed.
Right, this probably needs to go here for whatever reason.
I think so you can show your movie.
But that doesn't finish anything
Aaargh!
Well, I have a net now.
You could have done that ages ago!
That's a problem if you have to click too many times.
You forget what you have been doing and what you haven't
I thought I already checked that one but no.
move, move, move, move
Alright time for some more puzzling.
This looks rather
upsetting.
I don't even have to see the entire movie to see that this is rather upsetting.
I can tell it from here
um, oh this bit needs to go here.
Or not actually, it needs to go here.
and this goes here and then you have this bit left.
and now we have a very scary movie
Okay, time to scare some children.
Kids!
The kids aren't paying attention. Finishing the sandman should do the trick.
You'll need two eyes and a nose, smile, and a nice blue scarf.
A nice blue scarf, here's a nice blue scarf. No?
Okay, gonna have to find a nice blue scarf.
Did anybody see a nice blue scarf anywhere.
Let's go check the attic maybe?
Any blue scarves around the place?
What do you mean? This looks like a scarf.
It could have a hat.
That's a Nevil -Nevil? A novel looking sandman.
He's a sandman anyway, why he does he need a scarf.
That's for snowmen.
Your logic is flawed.
Mister projector face man person.
okay a nice blue scarf
See. I'm back here. I knew I'd be back here
There's no avoiding
No you're not taking it down any more? okay
Where on earth am I gonna get a nice blue scarf from?
Maybe from the car it's sort of blue.
-ish
Just stab the car, will you
Stab yourself
You've got a nice scarf on, why don't you just take off your scarf.
Why does it have to be blue?
I'm not getting it and it's getting annoying.
Okay did I make a mistake in putting down this before I made the sandman?
Is that what's going wrong here?
I'm obviously he's just overlooking a thing I can click
but I honestly don't know what it is.
I also still have the gas canister.
ah! there we go
Can you just, finish what you started, you derp
What do you mean no?
Oh there it is okay Never mind, I'm blind.
Here lookie kids, isn't it amazing!
The children love the sandman.
Het thinks they will love a film even more
oh goodie
You should've stuck with building sandmen.
Yep, should've stuck with building sandmen.
Awww
what I said
and what they are saying
Poor projector Face
He begins to think the films are the problem.
You're a bit slow on the uptake, but yes.
I'm glad you're catching on.
okay!
Um now what, now where do we go?
We built a snowman
um this is an exit is it?
can I just take the car leave
no okay
Just go for a nice long holiday you deserve it
what's happening
Oh music
There he is! he's in trouble
They have torches but they don't have pitchforks.
If I'm gonna have to do some sort of -
you got to be kidding me -
He tried to gobble up our children!
no no no
Don't make me do some sort of running sequence.
I hate it when they do that in point and click games.
Back to the depths with you, fiend!
as long as I- good riddance!
I do not like timed puzzles in point and click games
The sole reason why I'm doing a point and click game is because
I am too tired to do anything that involves timing
alrighty?
Well, one of the reasons anyway
Ah, there I am. Hi!
poor mister
pick up the bucket, no we're not picking up the bucket
oh There's a skull here. Oh no
And the rest of him too.
Okay, we want whatever this is.
Okay!
I have only three things.
One of these things should do something.
No loose stones in here.
So you did that because: reasons?
can I now
nope
and what can I do with the bucket here, stab yourself
What are you trying to make me do game, I don't get it!
Thankfully I have only three things I could possibly use at least
What am I supposed to do
There's only this enigmatic little pixel
and other than that there isn't really a whole I can click on
at all
in fact there doesn't seem to be anything I can click on.
oh here
Tada
Dot dot dot
who is this?
Um, you're making a fire in a wooden bucket ?
a photo? it's of him
I have unlocked in achievement.
Can I no shovel up whatever this is ? No?
come on pick up whatever it is
really? we have no remarks about the skeleton?
A loose stone
Come on, thanks
Oh sure, there's dynamite in the well.
Sure...
I do hope that at some point I will know what this is.
Here, light the dynamite, why don't you.
Tada!
Okay well, he's back now.
With this photo they will understand.
so I'm now gonna have to find bits of photo
Hey, this sounds like Sati
That's Sati, right?
Is that the right person?
okay
something-something number 5
I always think of it as gymnastics number 5 but that's not it.
and that's not him how is it again you know what's his name
I just came from here not really any point of being here
Why are you here go here
how many more do I need one or two I'm guessing
I'm clicking. No, I'm not allowed in the tree house any more?
doesn't surprise me much
also appear to not have an inventory anymore
so I'm just now just doing some extra wandering around
I'm guessing at all I need to do is find the next bits of photo and then it's finished?
So why not just give me the photo
Tada
Hey, that's the first movie or one of the first movies ever made I believe.
The moon thing .
No one can be found, it's time to go home Alone
Poor mister projector man
He is too different. Meant to be alone.
No don't give up.
Just don't try to befriend obnoxious little kids and their obnoxious parents
He will never fiend a [friend] Ohh boo
Yay TV guy!
So TV guys is gonna stand outside and mr. Projecor Face is gonna be indoor?
Aww
I'm assuming if I had done things a little differently,
they would have been friends now I guess.
It's a nice little game
I liked it
As usual too much clicking
but then again, there were points where I could have figured out things a little bit sooner
no it's fine it's fine fine
I quite liked it
My lesson learned from this is,
don't waste your time trying to befriend people that will not be your friend anyway
no matter what you try
focus on other people that are standing right outside your door
yes thank you very much for watching and oh there's more actually wait wait wait
clicking next and previous okay apparently I've seen everything
thank you very much for watching and see you another time
Bye bye!
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