( music playing )
( buzzer )
Okay, here we go, Andie.
Thank you guys so much for coming to the final midnight meet-up.
I know this entire summer has been about the list and what I needed to get out of it.
You got up your ass, that's what you got.
And I know I didn't always necessarily consider your feelings
when it came to participating.
Considered your ass, that's what you did.
Yeah, but I brought the list back to bring us closer together.
Closer to your ass, that's why I did it.
- What? - Please, you guys,
I don't want to start this next chapter off on different pages.
What book are you reading? If the list pulled us apart,
what makes you think the last item will bring us together?
Because it's number 1,000, "Summer Send Off,"
which we can upgrade to "Live As Legends!"
How do you suppose we live as legends?
By doing what the foursome always does when we complete a chronicle-- party!
- ( noisemaker blowing ) - And who better to facilitate with a party than...
( music playing )
- Mae? - Hugh and Dakota: Courtney?
Wait, that's not Mae? Then who the hell--
I'm Courtney Todd, bitch.
( music playing )
And I'm back.
♪ Can you hear me say hello ♪
In order to truly live as legends,
you need to FIS yourself!
- I'm in! - Hugh and Dakota: Wha?
FIS! It's an acronym.
Oh.
Folklore.
Do something so memorable that you become urban legends.
Icon.
Get insta-idolaztion by being the dopest.
Sensation.
Do something so momentous
you stop the party in its tracks.
If, as a group, you complete the FIS,
your friendship will be linked forever in legendariness.
Maybe if I live as a legend,
Greer will remember me when I'm gone.
I mean, legendizing myself at Brayer
is a perfect warm-up for NYC.
The only place that can achieve
that level of party epicness...
- is the school. - Oh!
Wynn, I know you're afraid of getting in trouble.
How? We just met.
You don't have to be in a confessional to get recorded.
Mae didn't just take over my life,
she's been keeping me updated on all of yours.
I've been watching Foursome TV and I gotta say...
you coulda mentioned me more than once per episode.
Blood Sis, don't even think for a second
that we didn't miss you big time.
- Love you, girl! - ( squeals )
Blood Sis, I missed you, too! So much!
Hello! Hello!
I am still anxious over here.
Okay, Wynn, don't worry.
What Court is trying to say is we've all done
a bunch of boneheaded biz.
- Underage drinking. - Getting high at school.
( bleep ) a teacher.
Foreseeing Terry and Divit as threats,
locking them in the school basement, swallowing the key,
never passing it, and relishing that no one's brought them up since.
( creepy music )
Exactly! The foursome doesn't think about consequences.
We drink to avoid 'em.
While most high school friendships dissolve,
there is something about this one that's worth fighting for.
- Andie and Dakota: Aww. - FOMO trumps fear.
I'm in! Party at the school.
- ( squeals ) - Live as legends!
I hope you all got your beauty rest last night
'cause if we're gonna pull this off,
we need to be pumped and prepared.
Dakota?
You're in charge of making sure
this party is popping with peeps.
Gussy up that guest list
and don't forget to make the event private.
- ( grunts ) - This event is public.
Wynn.
You're in charge of alcohol.
In your back pocket, you'll find a very realistic fake ID.
It even scans.
Wynn, I know you're not 21. We're friends.
Same circle.
Forget it.
No, I-- okay.
- As for you two... - Am I the decorator? I'm a papier-mâché master.
You are both Fixlers, which means your love lives are in need of fixing.
Like society's been telling me about my weight since I was 12,
- you gotta keep it light. - ( grunting )
So, go get grease, and enjoy your last night of summer lovin'.
Oh, but just to be clear, not with each other.
- I saw that tape. - ( laughing )
Okie dokie!
( gasps ) Hugh!
Hugh, I told you I need space.
It's just gonna make it that much harder to say good-bye
if we're spending every moment together.
But there's a party and Courtney said to keep it light
for our last night together.
May she meant keep it light on time, too.
I'm sorry.
This is my stop.
Let Courtney take care of the rest.
♪ Because we're four fast friends ♪
♪ Four fast friends ♪
Holy he-- how long have you been there?
Andie, I can't believe I leave tomorrow.
We got so much to talk about. Everything, my parents--
Shh. I'm not here to talk.
Mmm, okay. Not that I don't appreciate...
- No! - ...the sweet heat,
but we need to talk about some things before I go to VAPA.
What we need to do is keep it light tonight.
The foursome's throwing a party.
I like to party, you know? I'm a fun guy, but...
it just wouldn't feel right if we left this undiscussed.
Our relationship has always been the best
when we just trust our instincts and--
- and don't overthink it. - Yeah, you got a point.
First time we made love kinda sucked
just because we took it so seriously.
When we relax, we sex to the max.
So I say we just enjoy each others' company tonight
and the answer about what will happen to Jandie...
will just come to us.
Are you down to keep it light tonight?
Jump.
( music playing )
Just us saying we're not gonna talk about this
has me feeling light as a feather...
( boing )
...and stiff as a board.
Ship sharp, Shaw.
( whistling )
8:55. Five minutes till zamba.
( music playing )
All: Zamba?
All locked up.
Party's at 2200 hours. Let's prep and primp.
- Ooh, we should dress '80s. - Why?
- Let's do this! - Come on!
Court, you weren't kidding
when you said you'd take care of the rest.
Oh, I didn't do this.
I was in charge of booking a diggity-dope DJ
and making sure you didn't botch your own business.
The decor was all me! I told you guys, I'm a papier-mâché master.
It translates great to other mediums, like party posters!
- ( kazoo blaring ) - That's so weird, Hugh, we have so much in common.
I'm also a master...bater.
I'm so ready to get FIS-ted tonight!
And the guests should arrive in...
four...some.
All: Three, two, one.
( music playing )
Dakota, did you invite anyone?
Yes, Carmen Sandieg-ho, I did.
( text chimes )
2,000 of my closest friends?
- ( gasps ) - Don't worry, Wynn.
There's no way that many people would actually show up.
( rumbling )
( clamoring )
( groaning )
- Don't touch her! Get your hands off her! - Stop!
Courtney: Are you okay?
( no audible dialogue )
Let's get legendary!
( all cheering )
( music playing )
Whoa! Pong!
I'm good at Ping and the video game,
so I should be a wiz at beer.
Greer? I didn't think you'd come.
I'm so glad you changed your mind about needing space.
- Want to be my partner? - Sure, Hugh.
I'll be your pong partner today, but what about tomorrow?
- You'll be gone. - Gone, but not forgotten, right?
Right? I won't let that happen.
- Time to FIS myself. - Can't mean what it sounds like.
Welcome to Pong, you dongs. Consider yourself challenged.
Ugh. Hugh, let's go somewhere else.
No. I need to be a legend.
I won't let you forget me.
Challenge accepted.
( music playing )
♪ I know I make it look easy ♪
♪ Don't be a fool by the cool ♪
♪ What we do, yeah, we put in the work ♪
♪ I guess I'm young, wild, and outta control ♪
♪ They say I'm angry, but understand, yo ♪
♪ We don't talk it like now, we go toe-to-toe ♪
♪ I gave my heart, uh, but now they want my soul ♪
( music stops )
Farts.
( music playing )
- That's our cup. - ( laughing )
Glitch city, Greer. Looks like you're about to lose.
Just like you've lost everything,
your popularity, your dignity,
and tomorrow, your boyfriend.
- ( crowd groans ) - You're such a jerk.
- ( scoffs ) - Can't you see?
Greer's gained everything.
Better friends, a fresh start,
and me, her boyfriend forever...
if she'll let me.
Let's get legendary.
( music playing )
Oh, oh, oh.
( slow motion groaning )
All: Oh!
Hugh: Oh!
( cheering )
♪ I know I make it look easy ♪
♪ Don't be a fool by the cool ♪
♪ What we do, yeah ♪
Oh, shit!
You Fixlers just ping-ponged the party pong.
( crowd gasps )
- ( indistinct whispering ) - ( ding )
- Hugh won beer pong with his ding-dong? - ( crowd gasps )
- ( indistinct whispering ) - ( ding )
- Hugh Long Dong Silver-ed, the cheer throng? - ( crowd gasps )
- ( indistinct whispering ) - ( ding )
My cousin's the sexiest guy I've ever seen?
- ( record scratch ) - There's no way that's what you just heard.
- ( indistinct whispering ) - ( ding )
Folklore!
- ( cheering ) - I did it, cousin!
Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!
Way to go, cuz. Oh, I love you so much.
And I'm so grateful that you came to support me when I needed you this summer.
Go home and know that I'm gonna be okay.
You don't have to worry about me.
And don't worry about me, either.
I won't forget about this, or about you.
Well, you won't have to.
Winning the game didn't make me feel half as legendary
as I felt hanging out with all of you this summer,
which is why I'm staying at Brayer!
- What? - ( cheering )
One finger in! Let's go full FIS!
( all cheering )
( music playing )
You know that's beer, right?
Ugh.
I doubt "pout" was on your list.
Aren't you supposed to be funning?
How can I have fun when my legendary status is none?
If I can't even be a legend at Brayer,
maybe Andie was right about me.
Maybe modeling was just a fantasy.
( microphone feedback )
Listen up, Bobcats. Today is a very special day
because we're celebrating
the final item on the Hot M.E.S. list.
What the ( bleep ) is a Hot M.E.S. list?
Uh, we're living as legends,
and who's more of a legend
than this handsome hunk of Hershey?
Brayer is losing an icon.
I mean, look at his high school wardrobe.
He made a lime green mechanic's jumpsuit work
before "romp-'ems" were even a thing.
He did! He really did!
There are some self-centered,
dumb-dumb, idiot garbage monsters
who know that Dakota
is the brightest light in this town.
But they were trying to figure out a way
to keep him all to themselves
because they were too distracted
by their cousin and boyfriend this summer.
She's talking about herself!
( crowd gasps )
But it's time to set him free.
Because I, for one,
am not dimming his light any longer.
Dakota's first runway show needs to be at Brayer
so that we can say the legend started here.
Dakota, come on up.
( music playing )
Now, bitch.
( music playing )
( cheers and applause )
I love him!
He's a cool guy!
Did you really believe all of that?
I always have.
You're my best friend, 'Kota.
I finally realize it's not good-bye, it's TTYL.
- Oh. - Aww!
All: Dakota! Dakota! Dakota! Dakota! Dakota!
That's a lot of people chanting your name!
Everybody loves you!
- ( ding ) - Icon.
- Dakota! Dakota! - Two letters deep. Let's get fully FIS-ted!
( cheering )
Let's get FIS-ted! Let's get FIS-ted!
Andie: Whoo! Wynn, let's go.
Wynn, what's wrong?
I'm sorry, Andie, but...
I don't think I can be the "S" in FIS,
'cause the only "S" I'm feeling is scared.
There's so many people here,
and school starts tomorrow and--
You don't want to get in trouble?
Wynn, with Court's return and Hugh staying,
I've realized if you set what you love free,
it'll come back to you.
Tell that to my dead bird.
Just go home and rest easy
knowing that you won't get busted.
And this school year, I'll be there for you
the same way you were there for me this summer.
Ands, come on. There's a Slip N Slide for us to keep it light on.
Go.
Looks like it's up to you to get the "S".
'Cause my cuz is about to get the sex.
- You in? - I am balls deep after what that girl just said to me.
But, you guys...
I'm gonna need your help.
( indistinct whispering )
( moaning )
Andie: Courtney was right.
Drinking, smoking, and having sex
really is the answer to all of our problems.
- Of course. - Hugh's staying,
and Dakota knows that I believe in him,
and-- and Wynn knows that I won't pressure her anymore.
Setting them free just makes me feel so--
Light? 'Cause you didn't feel heavy
when I was pressing up against you on the weight room.
- Again? - ( record scratch )
- You ( bleep ) serious? - Kirsten?
- Sloppy seconds are my type. - Ugh.
I'm trying to hook up with this girl here,
and then you two come in and start talking about
all your sex love right in front of me.
- Oh! - It's like you need
to mess with me again and again and again!
I'm leaving tomorrow, mates.
( bleep ) Brayer! I don't give a shit.
Make America Great Britain again.
- Wha? - I'm drunk!
( cheering )
I know we haven't talked about the future, but after tonight,
it feels pretty clear to me.
- Me, too. - ( text chimes )
There's no sex in the champagne room!
Shh.
What's up, my OG? I got your text.
- ( squealing ) - Oh, my God!
- Come on. - What are we doing here?
We want to spend the last five minutes of summer
giving you what you wanted all season.
- Time with us! - After tonight, you're gonna have a lot of it.
Because of you, this is a summer we'll never forget.
And our bond will never be broken. We love you, girl.
( music playing )
I love you guys, too,
and I'm finally ready to accept change.
Bring it on, unknown.
'Cause you know what?
We don't need a full FIS, or a list.
( gasping )
'Cause no matter what, I know this group is legendary.
I love you guys.
( buzzer )
- Hey! Get over here! - Oh, my God!
Come on! Come on!
It's officially midnight, pumpkins. Cheers.
- Whoo. - Okay.
I am so glad you're staying, Hugh Fixler.
- Yeah? - And guess what?
- What? - I love you, too.
I can't believe I fell in love in high school. I'm such a cliché.
All the best things about high school are.
Now kiss me, fool.
Court? Court?
What do I do?
What do you think?
Pervs.
( fireworks exploding )
- Ooh! - Wow.
( all exclaiming )
Oh, my God, the fireworks stopped the party.
- ( ding ) - Sensation.
You did it.
You guys went full FIS.
( fanfare plays )
Wynn, are you the "S"?
I can't believe you did this.
Just wait until you see the foursome finale!
What do you mean "foursome"?
Well, I had them make a "fourwork."
It's a firework that says "foursome"!
You put a bat signal in the sky
telling the whole county of Brayer
that we threw the party?
- Uh... - Where are they coming from?
- Courtyard! - Let's go stop that firework.
( all shouting )
Wynn, where are the works?
- It's... - Beautiful.
( sirens wailing )
Cops! My green card. Run! Run!
♪ It's time to turn my dreams into schemes ♪
- ♪ Schemes ♪ - ♪ Schemes into plans ♪
♪ Plans into history, show 'em who I am ♪
Everybody, freeze!
Who invited 2,000 people to a party in a public school?
Who papier-mâchéd the heating vents,
causing a fire in the science wing?
- Who's responsible for-- - Frank!
You're training only. Observe and report.
- Okie dokie. - Who is responsible
for the very illegal firework display?
And finally, who is the leader of the "foursome"?
( crowd murmuring )
- I am. - ( crowd gasping )
Andie Fixler.
( crowd gasps )
( music playing )
Don't take her, policeman.
She's the media club president!
You're my favorite teacher, Mr. Shaw.
I love you so much, Andie! I'll wait for you!
Aww, that's cute. Is that your boyfriend?
- Cousin. - Ugh.
- No, I'm her boyfriend. - All: Aww.
I'm in love with you, Josh Bennett,
which is why I have to set you free.
I'm in love with-- what?
Tonight made me realize that if I want to end up with you,
I have to let you go for a while.
Let's just both go start this next chapter of our lives fresh
and-- and when we're together, we'll be together.
This doesn't mean it's over.
It means it's just the beginning.
It sounds like you want to be in an open relationship.
- Keep it light? - I just want to keep this conversation going.
This is not the time, Josh.
I'm in love with you, too, Andie Deb Fixler.
( music playing )
♪ Take on the world ♪
( crowd cheering )
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Shine like a ray ♪
♪ Of light ♪
♪ 'Cause we're one ♪
All right, all right, that's enough.
♪ Be your shooting star ♪
Andie! The last night the foursome's all together
and you want to leave us as three?
The foursome isn't just a number,
it's a state of mind.
And that state's capitol?
Legendary!
( cheering )
Andie Fixler threw the best party Brayer's ever seen.
She's a bad-ass!
( crowd gasps )
( whispering )
- ( ding ) - Folklore.
Crowd: Foursome! Foursome! Foursome!
- ( ding ) - Icon!
- ( bleep ) you, copper! - ( crowd gasps )
- ( ding ) - Sensation!
( music playing )
All: She went full FIS!
All: Foursome! Foursome! Foursome!
Foursome! Foursome! Foursome!
( chanting continues )
This has been the most epic--
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