- Hi everyone, I'm Jerry James Stone,
and in today's video, well, we're doing political pancakes.
And I guess you can't really do politics these days
without getting Trumped, which America has been
for the past two years, so we're gonna pancake him
because it's really the only way
that we can stand him.
We have Jasmine here of Get Caked LA.
She's gonna show you how.
(energetic music)
- [Jasmine] So, this one's a tough pancake.
Okay, this one hurts me.
- [Jerry] This pancake did not get the popular vote.
- [Jasmine] No. No, no, no.
And the coolest thing is, is I can make this pancake
look like whatever I wanna make it look like. (laughs)
- [Jerry] Which is pretty much an orange anus
'cause that's what it looks like.
- [Jasmine] That's exactly what it is.
It's really just an orange anus.
Don't confuse yourself with anything else,
just picture an orange anus
every single time you see this person.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] Already did.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jasmine] So he's got a bunch of wrinkles,
I'm gonna help him out.
- [Jerry] For a guy who really likes
to make fun of everyone's looks, you know,
- [Jasmine] He really does not have the best look.
- [Jerry] No, and I mean I don't, I really,
so like when they did that whole, like naked Trump statue
thing, I was really against that
because I don't--
- [Jasmine] That's not cool.
- [Jerry] I don't like body shaming anyone
even if I don't like them, and--
- [Jasmine] No, no it's not okay, yeah.
- [Jerry] I don't like making fun of people
for their weight or their looks
or things that they can't help,
so, but the fact that he makes fun of so many people
for their looks and looks like he does, you know.
- [Jasmine] It kind of amazes me, honestly.
- [Jerry] Right? (laughs)
This pancake is being brought to you by Russia.
- [Jasmine] Ugh (laughs)
Russia, get out of here, Russia.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
So he's cooking.
- [Jerry] That's the lips?
- [Jasmine] Yes it is, yeah.
Yeah he's got weird lips.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
This one's gonna be one of my faves.
- [Jerry] This is amazing.
- [Jasmine] And the coolest thing is,
is like I've only really been asked
to make his pancake one other time, okay,
so this is the second time
I'm actually making this specific pancake.
- [Jerry] Well 'cause it probably would give you
food poisoning even if the pancake was great.
- [Jasmine] I would have gotten sick just making it, okay?
I would have gotten sick just making it. (laughs)
Okay, now you gotta get this crazy hair,
hold on.
Alright.
You know I gotta talk to his stylist
and let him know, I got him.
(Jerry laughs)
I'll do the hair for you, don't you worry.
- [Jerry] You saw that video where he's getting
on the plane and the hair flips around.
- [Jasmine] Oh my gosh, his wig starts flying everywhere?
I've totally seen that video.
It's hilarious.
Alright so now that we have gotten the outline done
I'm gonna fill him in with his perfect skin color.
- [Jerry] If we have any Donald Trump supporters watching,
please stop.
- [Jasmine] Please turn this off right now.
- [Jerry] Yeah, go do something else,
like you know, vote Democrat.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jasmine] Please, please!
Also, guys, do not forget to register
to vote this year. It's super important
that you guys do that.
- [Jerry] As we've learned.
- [Jasmine] Yes, please register to vote.
Your voice and opinion matters.
- [Jerry] Unless you're Republican.
- [Jasmine] And then you guys just stay home.
No, I'm just kidding.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] You should stay home but really,
okay yeah you just stole that one, nevermind.
(mumbling)
- [Jasmine] Yes, exactly.
We encourage everybody to vote.
So I'm gonna add his hair color.
We'd agree right?
His hair is almost like a dirty blonde.
It's a dirty blonde, right?
- [Jerry] And it kind of reminds me of like
there's like that dog hair that's really fine
and kinda flows, you know,
it's kind of like that.
- [Jasmine] Wispy, wispy, it's very wispy.
- [Jerry] It is wispy.
Just like his politics.
- [Jasmine] Yes, very wispy, very far out.
What color should I do the outline?
Should I just do a red outline?
- [Jerry] It should be black like his soul.
- [Jasmine] He is black, inside and out.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] But red for Russia?
- [Jasmine] Red's for Russia, we're doing red, alright.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] God, this looks amazing.
- [Jasmine] I can't wait for the flip of this one, honestly.
- [Jerry] I did go as Trump for Halloween.
- [Jasmine] No.
- [Jerry] I'll have to show,
I'll put a photo in the video
so you guys can see this.
I got these really, like midget hand type things
like, that's not the appropriate word,
but really tiny hands,
I mean they look like they're enlarged Barbie hands.
- [Jasmine] Oh my gosh.
- [Jerry] So I made like a great hat
and like I painted my face orange
and I had the little tiny hands, it was awesome.
- [Jasmine] Oh my gosh,
if you guys don't know, Jerry is over six feet, okay?
So he dressed up as Trump for Halloween
and he is six foot plus right now, okay?
I would love to see those pictures
like you really do have to share those, please.
- [Jerry] I definitely will.
- [Jasmine] That's gonna be the best.
So who's gonna eat this pancake?
No's goes.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
Just kidding.
- [Jerry] This probably will be actually performing
a ritual where we will bind Trump
from doing harm to others and himself.
- [Jasmine] This is actually a sacrificial pancake
that we have here for you guys.
- [Jerry] Exactly, our next video is all witchcraft
on preventing Trump.
- [Jasmine] Please tune in.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
He's a slow cooker.
- [Jerry] Yeah well he's slow.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jasmine] I wonder what people think,
I remember one time I was shooting this video
and they said something that was like
super controversial and then they were like
alright just cut that out
it's gonna be way too controversial
and it's like, well, let people decide.
- [Jerry] Yeah.
- [Jasmine] Give people the choice, you know?
- [Jerry] Exactly.
- [Jasmine] Give people the choice.
- [Jerry] Actually, because I got really political
with the election stuff, I have lost fans
through being anti-Trump on my social channels.
- [Jasmine] Oh I believe it.
- [Jerry] Oddly enough gotten more fans
from being anti-Trump,
- [Jasmine] Really, good fans.
- [Jerry] So I've lost some people
but I've gotten more people from it.
- [Jasmine] You've gotten the good fans back, okay?
You've lost the ones that are okay,
and then you got the real good ones.
So he's gotta cook just a little bit more,
he's kinda stiff on the other side.
He's a real stiff guy.
His hair is stiff, okay, everything's real stiff.
- [Jerry] He's bubblin'.
- [Jasmine] I know, and the crazy thing is
is like I've only had one person ask for that
but they only asked for him in orange.
They only wanted me to make him in orange.
It's appropriate. (laughs)
It's very appropriate.
- [Jerry] I mean I'm okay with teasing him
about the orange thing 'cause that's a fake tan
so like it's not like it's his natural color.
- [Jasmine] It's not him.
- [Jerry] He did it.
- [Jasmine] He did that to himself.
- [Jerry] Yeah if you do it to yourself
you're open for shaming,
but you know, like the nude statue thing
where he was like, you know, obese with a tiny weenie
thing, I thought that was kind of harsh.
- [Jasmine] That one was kind of messed up, yeah.
Yeah and that's.
- [Jerry] No body shaming.
Orange shaming is totally okay.
- [Jasmine] Yeah, go a little lighter
on your spray tan, everything else.
- [Jerry] Cheeto von Tweeto that's what I'm gonna call him.
- [Jasmine] Cheeto von Tweeto.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
The only thing that's stuck to the grill
is his mouth.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] That's appropriate.
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
When we count down do we do it in Russian?
- [Jasmine] How do you say it?
(Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
- [Jerry] If you know what three, two, one
in Russian is, please leave a comment.
So, you ready to flip?
- [Jasmine] I think so!
You guys ready?
- [Jerry] Yeah.
- [Jasmine] Alright, so not in Russian
'cause I'm not familiar with Russian
but on the count of three, two, one?
- [Jerry] Okay.
- [Jasmine] Alright, ready?
- [Jerry And Jasmine] Three, two, one.
- [Jerry] Aww, there he is! In all of his orange glory.
- [Jasmine] I like how he has
only one tooth at the bottom. (laughing)
- [Jerry] Well, he's a baby.
- [Jasmine] He is a big baby.
- [Jerry] He is a baby, you know, baby Trump.
- [Jasmine] He has one tooth at the bottom.
- So that's how you draw Trump - and a perfect
- [Jerry] As a pancake if you're maybe bored
or you know wanna torture it
or do a ritual type thing
- [Jasmine] Or you wanna torture yourself, yeah.
- [Jerry] to stop him from doing evil.
- [Jasmine] Yeah.
- So there you have it, a Donald Trump pancake.
It's hard to even say it without just feeling depressed
but you know what,
that's just the way it goes.
You know, America right now is just a big dumpster fire
and we're just all here together with it.
At least with a pancake, you can destroy it,
eat it, do whatever you want
to get all of your aggression out
about Donald Trump. And, if you voted for him,
I'm sorry, and if you didn't I'm also
really, really, really sorry.
I'm kinda curious what flavor you would make this pancake.
I'm thinking peach and mint.
Peach and mint.
Impeachment flavored pancake.
Or Cheeto, whatever.
Whatever flavor you wanna do.
Anyway let us know what you think.
If you wanna share your photo
of a pancake art online, over on Twitter,
hit up Jasmine @GetCakeLA
or me @JerryJamesStone,
if you liked this video give me a thumbs up.
If you wanna see more subscribe.
I release a couple videos every week
here on YouTube and also if you have something
that you wanna see, drop a comment below.
I'll see you guys next time.
Don't forget to vote.
(energetic music)
No comments:
Post a Comment