"And God said, whenever I call..."
"He will come for me"
"No matter how far..."
"He will come for me"
"And God said whenever I call..."
"He will come for me" - No, no, no
It's "He will come for me"
"He will come for me" - No...
It's "come for me..."
Listen carefully "...come"
"Come for me..."
Anju... darling, relax... C'mon, let's take a break
Anju Darling... - Yes ma'am
Darling, you know our school is celebrating Diwali...
for the first time tomorrow.
No please... My brother Sunny is coming tomorrow...
I want to give him a surprise.
But darling... your singing... Why don't you sing another section?
No please let me... I'll practice all day
I'll sing well... please... Sunny is coming...
Ok, Ok... you sing... Ok
Now you go home and relax...
But Anju, I didn't know you... had a brother.
YES!! Sunny!!
Sunny?? Really? And what does he do?
Sunny is the you know who!!
What?
No... Sunny...
He is 'The one who knows'
Everything, and Everyone, is an open book to me,
I'm watching everything you do, so you better tread carefully
There's no question I can't answer, there's no secret I don't know
'The One Who Knows' Take it easy, I'm here now
'The One Who Knows' Ask me anything, you need to know.
'The One Who Knows' Take it easy, I'm here now
'The One Who Knows' Ask me anything, you need to know.
Guess who runs the show? I play by my own rules,
I can do as I please, The world is my personal playground,
There's nothing, that I can't get, it's like wishes...
wait for me to make them!
Yo, people, who am I to you?
'The One Who Knows'
Take it easy, I'm here now
'The One Who Knows'
Ask me anything, you need to know. - 'The One Who Knows'
Take it easy, I'm here now. - 'The One Who Knows'
Ask me anything, you need to know.
'The One Who Knows'
Good going... Sunny Chopra... you're definitely a writer!!
What the...
Hey Naani... Naani...
Naani, my love, my life...
why can't we get this floorboard fixed??
Not "we"...YOU!
The day YOU manage to call them... it'll get fixed.
What? Me? When? How? Why?
Excellent Naani!! This is all I needed...
Shhh... come here...
What?
God, please look after him... - Yeah, yeah sure...
And show him the right path... - Sure... and a pair of trousers for you
Hey Naani mind the hair.
Sorry.
Thank you, thank you
Listen.
Now what? ...Huh?
DO NOT keep making fun of God!
ME?!!
At least I'm not half naked... when talking to God.
Hey look... P3P claims his ninth victim...
Miss Monica Martini... check this...
Page 3 psycho... after scaring the hell out of people...
with his pen shaped knife...
stabbed Monica Martini seven times... last night.
Why seven?
What? - Why seven? Why not nine?
Ninth victim... so nine stabs...
How do I know? Maybe his ink ran out after seven stabs.
Here... take a look... page 3 is empty...
people are scared to see their pictures on page 3...
see how they are hiding their faces...
for they fear if P3P sees their picture they will be killed.
The reward to catch P3P is ten lakhs.
Cool... let's go and catch him immediately...
Oh how I wish... we get these ten lakhs.
Good going... you keep dreaming.
But Naani... you are a Christian...
so how come you are so excited... about Diwali... that too... half naked?
That's the way I am Sunny... I believe in everything...
YOU don't believe in Diwali... let others believe.
No, no, no Naani... Spare my table...
Pass me the cups.
I love you my mess.
Naani, Naani... What are you doing?
Sunny, it's Diwali... We should let the light in.
And mosquitoes? - Mosquitoes?
We should let the mosquitoes in too? - Sure... Why Not??
Why? They too celebrate Diwali?
Yes. Except you... the whole world celebrates Diwali.
And you know the whole world?? - Yes.
Okay...
Naani, do you know Tatsuhiro Kuroda?
Yes.
Okay.
Sunny, Don't you have to write your script?
I will manage Naani... And Mr. Kuroda celebrates Diwali?
Yes. - Okay...
Do you Know Francois Ula Lalu? - Yes.
And Mr. Ula Lalu celebrates Diwali?
Of course... Finish your work.
And Ping Tong Pahad?
Of course... had met him last month, he also celebrates Diwali.
How much do you lie Naani... Such a liar.
There is no one called... Ping tong pahad.
Liar... President of the liar society... You are a super deluxe liar.
Hello... Ya Karan... Ya...
Ya, Ya...
the logic is very important... That's very crucial. Keep that in mind.
Don't you worry. I have already solved it... Ya Ya Sure... Tomorrow?
Sure... will meet you tomorrow and explain... Ok, bye.
And I'm the super deluxe Liar???
Gokhale...
What? - My brain is kaput...
Don't feel like writing? Why don't you help me...
Good idea. Bedroom?
Sit...
Listen... - Say...
Sunny please make a list of people you want to invite for OUR wedding...
have been asking you for ages now. - Naani, please...
don't bore me with all this shit...
My brain is working now.
I can't do this.
List?
Gokhale...
Is Sunny on leave again?
Call him.
Gokhale...
hello Gokhale... I'm very Sick...
Will Have to go to the Hospital...
Suffering from Jaundice, Malaria, STD, ISD etc.
Sunny? - They need me Naani I don't need them.
Tell me... Is it a must to be married?
I mean, why should we complicate our lives...
with all these society made crap rules.
Because these are followed by the world... simple.
Rubbish... it's Hypocrisy...
Do you Know how many married people write to me everyday?
Just one lifetime seems like a hundred, trust me!
Is that why they say marriages are forever?
Huh, Guruji?
So, Naani... Tell me.
Do you want to get married? - Yes...
So why did you pause before saying yes? - No way
You did... - No.
Trust me Naani I'm telling the truth. I'm not lying...
He is Lying!! Everything has a limit...
He has been Coughing for two weeks? - Yes Ma'am.
What Yes? Get me his leave records.
Hey, how Sweet... Your Cousin Rajiv has sent me a thank you card...
He got the job.
Job... What job?
At a call centre... My friend Suchitra is the manager there...
Isn't it Great?
Why naani? Why are you bothered to get him a job...
If he really needed help, he should have gone to his...
Dad or his High flying relatives.
Oh 'The one who Knows'... Will you have some coffee?
Yeah
When I needed help... was there anyone around? Tell me Naani?
Everyone ran away at that time. - I just arranged for an interview...
he got the job on his own merit...
Rajiv is a very sweet guy. - Yeah, yeah sure...
Naani, for you everybody is sweet...
Anyone can just flash a smile and ask for help... Naani please help me...
Wonder woman Naani will do anything to help him.
Sunny, What's wrong with helping anyone? I think I did the right thing.
The right thing? The right thing?
It's like a goat standing outside the butcher shop and saying...
I kinda like this shop, I will shop here today.
So what should I do? Say no? - Yes Naani... Say no...
No... No, No
See... Say it with me... No... No, Nah...
Naani... Bedroom? - No Sunny.
Exactly... No... Fantastic Naani, brilliant
Phone... Sunny... phone is ringing... - Naani...
I was serious... Naani please let's go to the bedroom.
Hello... Dad... how are you?
Ya...
Sunny is out right now...
Hmm Ya... the interview is in the evening
Sunny... coffee
What? - What?
What was he saying??
Dad was asking if he can take a lift with us tomorrow.
And? - And I said Yes.
No Naani... No, no, no. What did I teach you just now?
Call him and say no... make up an excuse.
If you had to make an excuse you should have taken the call.
How the hell do I know who is calling?
But I thought You Knew everything Sunny
Thank you Naani Thank you... this is all I needed.
I'm Hungry... there was some special Pizza offer.
Hey Sunny... why don't you talk it out with your Dad.
Why? Who is he?
Sunny... at least don't talk about your Dad in this way... he loves you a lot...
Love? What love? Who's Love?
Forget it... Where did this all love come from suddenly...
Now that I am 'The one who knows'. Suddenly there is Love...
Now that... there is Karan Johar, Suddenly there is love
Do you think these are the reasons Everyone loves you?
Me too? - Yes... No... I mean... it's only you who...
And Anju?
Yeah... just you and Anju...
And Dad?
For how long have you known my Dad? - Three years... he loves you a lot...
Twenty eight years... Naani...
For him the only right thing is... what he knows...
As if everyone else around is an idiot...
Aha... at least one thing you've inherited from Dad.
Bad joke Naani... Very unfunny...
Hey... Sunny... but this is a good joke... Listen... latest advice from
'The One who Knows' He says...
Avinash... If you are having problems at home... running from them...
is not a solution... You can leave your home and go...
but this will not make you happy... ever...
Because... it's Only our family that stands by us in difficult times...
You Hypocrite... You Can preach the world...
but can't practice it yourself... - I don't buy what I sell Naani...
Very Sad and third class Philosophy Sunny...
Such is life... Naani... Such is life
Imagine... If Someone comes around and makes you buy your own advice...
Sell MY advice to me?
There is no one like that on this earth...
Why don't you talk to your god... to send someone from up above.
Happy Diwali...
Hello sir... - Hello dear
Happy Diwali. - Happy Diwali
What can I do for you sir?
Wow!! You make all these?!
Pizza, large, small, medium, pineapple
As a Diwali special... - White bread, brown bread...
Onion bread, garlic bread
My wife Rama says... at the end of the day...
Everything is bread and veggies. Like 'Masala Dosa"...bread, veggies...
But different. Do you sell 'Masala Dosa'?
Sir!! - 'Masala Dosa'?
Sorry Sir, we only sell pizzas here...
Ah pizzas! Like vegetable sandwiches!
Bread and veggies... but different...
You sell vegetable sandwiches?
No sir. We only sell Italian food. What people eat in Italy...
Italians don't eat vegetable sandwiches?
I'm sure they do sir... But we don't sell them. I'm so sorry...
What do you want sir? - I want a job...
Sorry sir?
A job. I came to meet your manager Mr. Jose...
Dippy uncle sent me...
Oh so sorry sir, Jose has left for the day.
You'll have to come back tomorrow. - But... Dippy uncle said...
Excuse me sir...
Hello Mummy's Pizza...
Yes, Yes... your address?
Ok... Thank you...
One large Super Special to go. Time starts now...
A sprinkle of magic,
A pinch of Joy,
A smattering of laughter,
A dash of love,
A sprinkle of magic, A pinch of Joy,
A smattering of laughter, A dash of love,
Mixed into the sauce, Spread on the bread,
Dressed with some cheese, Baked in the oven,
And it's ready to eat!
This PIZZA...
The PIZZA
That satisfies not just your appetite, but also your heart.
This PIZZA...
The PIZZA...
That satisfies not just your appetite, but also your heart.
Give this to Rama... Don't worry...
By tomorrow all will be sorted...
But Dippy Uncle... It's Diwali in two days...
If world can be created in six days... Then a lot can happen in two days.
Don't worry... Everything will be ok... Before Diwali.
"Aaaa... Aaaa Rawalpindiiiiiiiiii"
Run... I'll cover you...
Oye Gungunani, why are you crying?
Has someone died? Go... - Your father has died, you Mutt!
Wait, wait... who's that for? - 202.
202? Ok ok...
Yes must have died from hearing you sing...
Son of a prostitute - Hello Candies??
I'm calling for 201 Rosa Villa. Cancel my food order.
It was some roll foll crap...
Happy Diwali Sir... Your pizza.
Oho... Thank you.
Sir... bill sir... 265 rupees...
Eh? What bill? - For the pizza sir.
But you are 5 minutes late. And as per your rules...
It's free of cost after 30 minutes. So free!
No sir... still two minutes to go...
Listen... trainee... Trainee??
What's your name? - 'Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha' sir.
Pu... pe... what? - Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha...
Pru... pre... what?? - Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha...
Yeah, yeah sure...
Do you know what this is? - A watch sir?
It's not a 'mere watch' Pundu... It's an Omega.
And who wears an Omega?
Who sir? - James Bond... dude...
And Bond only has moments to save the world.
If Bond's watch is a second... a second late...
Then that's it. End of world. Kaboom! Finish...
What do you think Pundu? Bond would let the world end by wearing...
A 'mere' watch?? No Pundu no. Never.
If you're not 5 minutes late... If you're not 5 minutes late...
Then how come we are alive?
Er... But sir... - Pundu??
Do you know who I am? - No sir?
What the... Wait...
Now?
One who knows!!!I had written to about my inflamed pimples...
Yeah... yeah... I remember... Now tell me Pundu...
Would I lie to you for 265 rupees?
Sunny, you do this EVERY time!
Hey nice shirt buddy...
Haven't even worn it once. Would I lie to you for 1800 rupees?
I paid you yesterday. Would I lie to you for 100 rupees?
Sunny pay that boy... - Naani... BELL!
Saved by the bell Sunny... Saved by the bell...
Sunny, it's Pandey... please open the door...
I'll change and come...
Shit... Karan... Hi Karan... Ya Ya...
I was working on your script only...
How do do do do Sunny? - I do do do do...
Ya... lets discuss it tomorrow... lets work on it with a fresh mind...
Yeah... I've solved that issue...
It's ok Pandey. Feel free to eat my pizza.
Yeah Karan. Yeah, yeah... Tomorrow evening then... Ok bye
Not evening. Afternoon... - Not evening. Afternoon...
Pandey what are... What?
Since everybody was saying... I thought I should say it too...
Pandey WHAT are you doing in my house?
Man can you not get the one with extra cheese?
Forgive me Pandey...
Next time I won't even buy toothpaste without your consent...
Okay...
Pandey WHAT are you doing in my house?
That man is crying again.
What? Why didn't you say that before...
Ok Pandey... get ready because any...
Sunny, the future is in chocolate pencils.
...plus I've an interview... What?
The future lies in chocolate pencils...
Kids today face too much tension from studying...
They keep biting their nails I say... Give them chocolate pencils...
Instead of nails... they'll bite their pencils...
In an exam, whether they solve their papers or not...
they'll bite up at least 10 to 15 pencils eh?
So why don't you bite a pencil instead of my pizza?
Very Good joke... But this is no time for jokes.
I have it all planned out. I'll get the money, you do the marketing
You make the ad. I've also an idea for the ad...
HUGE school, lots of kids...
All sitting and biting their nails... And the camera...
STOP, stop... PLEASE Pandey... forgive me. Have mercy on me...
See I'm not worthy of your brilliant ideas...
No no... but... - NO NO... I'm a misfit
I don't have the balls. I've only one solution for you...
Thank you... Please find a woman for yourself...
Anyone, from anywhere... And that will solve all our problems...
But you know I'm a Celibate...
Pandey... please bite your pizza... It's mine but never mind...
Just like this house is mine... But never mind... This TV is also mine...
Yes... but this chocolate pencil idea is mine...
HEY Naani... What are you doing?
Are you nuts? - Sunny this is not right...
A joke is to a limit... After that it becomes a habit!
But Naani... when it happens to me?
What the...
What the...
80 rupees??? It didn't even connect properly...
But Sir it's in the bill... - What the...
Sunny is right... The psycho egg seller...
So why are you complaining to me? Talk to the chicken...
What the...
What the...
Trust me Naani... I know it... - HOW??
What do you mean HOW?
Come on Naani... I am 'The one who knows'
It's my job to know it all... This 'Times Of Hindustan'
Sells only because of me... - Sunny... who reads 'Times Of Hindustan'?
I do... - Thank you Pandey...
Whether inflamed pimples or the names they have...
from their wives to the bit on the side they have...
For any advice they need so badly...
People look up to me and listen carefully... WHY??
Because what is right and what is wrong...
I know it all.
YES!! He knows it all.
And for proof... One... two... three... Four... Bell...
Good evening Sunny... - Good evening Gungunani...
Good evening Kalavati...
Hope I'm not disturbing you in your work
No No Gungunani... In fact I'm very happy to see you...
Tell me... what can I do for you?
Sunny... your toilet is overflowing again...
I was deeply engrossed in my singing when... two drops fell on my head...
and rolled down from my forehead...
Oh God, I'm so sorry... I will be back in a second...
Really?
Gungunani... I'm really ashamed...
SUNNY... Don't apologize to him... Just break his face...
SO THAT HE DOESN'T SING AGAIN...
You left him loose...
Please forgive me... he is mad...
He should be tied up...
Gungunani forget about him... You Know something...
I have changed my toilet tap many times.
Really?
But I think... there is something magical about your singing...
You think so? - Yeah...
Gungunani... GUNGUNANI... not here... please
Whenever you start singing... The tap just dances into life...
And the water starts to flow...
as if God himself has turned it on...
You know the drops also fall right on my forehead... like a blessing...
Really? - Yes...
It's a miracle...
In olden days Tansen could make it rain by his singing...
No... You can't be serious...
Yes... yes... music has amazing powers... It can even make it rain...
YES... your singing makes my eyes rain
Shut up you ignorant imbecile... What the hell do you know?
This is the pure form of Raag Afgani Lohar.
Oh Shut up... If this is Raag Afgani Lohar
Then I'm the King of Japan and Sunny is an African Gorilla...
Eh what?
Shut up Moron... an imbecile like you should be whipped naked on the road...
And a rotten singer like you...
should be hung upside down on a tree... and taught singing...
Now... Does shouting and fighting like this suit you GENTLEMEN...
Gungunani... please carry on with your practice...
With your permission... With your permission...
And Pandey YOU too please...
Pandey... forget being a celibate... Just find a woman for yourself...
Ha Ha... Did you see his face? God is blessing him...
with toilet water.
Sunny, are you a kid?
NO... you want proof?
Sunny... you are getting late for your interview...
Hmm... Ok... Bed... Interview...
Bed bed bed bed bed bed... - Interview...
But Naani... In the night... NO CONTROI...
I'm at Aunt Thelma's tonight...
What are you saying Naani? What is this?
Not now... not in the night. All this happens after marriage right?
So lets practice from now on...
What rubbish are you talking Naani?
So... you still have a chance... Do you want to get married?
Yeah... - See... again you paused...
No...
You did... - No...
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another live edition of
Hot seat with Hitesh...
Hot seat with Hitesh welcomes you all...
Thank you... Thank you so much...
Today we will present two very special guests for you...
One who raises big problems... especially for us... men folk...
Especially for us... Men Folk...
And the other one has a solution to all our problems...
Ladies and Gentlemen... here's a glimpse of our first guest...
No... you can take my body... but not my heart...
I don't want your heart...
Ahh... Leave me... you can take my body... but not my heart...
But I don't want your heart...
You can take my body... but not my heart...
Shut up... Get it in your head... I don't want your heart... OK...
Haa... Miss Maya... Thank you so much for being on the show...
Welcome...
Please... Please... Please sit down...
Well Maya... You are looking very, very, very Beautiful...
You've been a mystery for all of us... People want to know so much about you...
You've done amazing films... regional films too...
AND you speak Hindi so well... You are from South of India right?
South India or North India... First and foremost... I'm an Indian...
Actually I'm from Canada...
No?
Yes... I was one year old when I came to Mumbai...
Oh... Sir you have reached? Did you come long ago Sir??
No no... I just... - I'm so sorry...
Oh let me introduce myself sir... I'm Mr. Boltu Sir.
Boltu? - Boltu, sir... SPOT...
Excuse me Sir... Idiot... why didn't you inform me that Sir has arrived...
No... no...
Pen, Sir... sorry sir... come...
I was only 13 years old when signed my first movie... South Indian movie...
with Vijay sir, fantastic dance sequence.
Super duper hit... First film...
Come sir... Come...
Is Hrithik here? - No... come... sir...
What?
Sir... Actually what happened... - Hrithik hasn't come?
Actually Hrithik sir had to go for some last minute
urgent shoot today... So Miss Maya has been called as today's guest...
I'm very sorry sir... It was a last minute change...
Who? - Sir, please don't get angry...
I'm sorry, it was not my decision... - Who? Miss Maya?
Yes Sir... Yes sir... I'm sorry...
The Miss Maya... - Yes Sir...
Cleavage Queen Miss Maya from South? - Yes Sir...
The body sways The mind swings
Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings
Don't You remember the action? It's like this...
MISS MAYA!!!!!
The body sways The mind swings
Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings
What a fuck all film buddy... But MISS MAYA WOW...
Tell me something...
if you had one choice... just one choice...
Arjun... Don't even ask any further... One choice
The one and only... Miss Maya... I love you Miss Maya...
Come in Sir, please relax here... I will call for you...
Thank you? - Boltu Sir...
Mr. Boltu... - Thank you sir...
The body sways The mind swings
Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings
Maya sings in Tamil
Sir?
The floor is very dirty... isn't it?
Dirty? SPOT...
clean the floor... Sir we are ready... come...
What do you know? - I know it all... just ask...
Bust?
38D cup...
Waist? - Was 32... Now 34.
Favorite Car? - Shogun...
Holiday Spot? - Has to be London...
First Bikini film? - The Sea Queen...
First topless?
Never... but in the film The Good Girl, in a shot... a bit could be seen...
I saw it again and again...
Men? - Tall...
sense of humor... and oh? She likes her men to keep the top
two buttons of their shirts open... Really?
Trust me... I know...
Sir?
Oh... It's really hot...
Oh sorry... SPOT...
Switch on the A. C... Come Sir...
Miss Maya... Thank you so much...
Hope to see you back in Hindi cinema soon.
Thank you... Give me a good script... and I'm ready...
Ahh... Can't say about a script... but I can give you a writer...
Well Ladies and Gentlemen... get your hands together for...
'The one who knows'... Sunny Chopra...
Thank you Sunny for being on the show... - Thank you...
Maya... - Hi...
Hero... Mithun... Film... Kasam Paida Karnewale Ki...
Favorite Song... What's life?
First and foremost I would like to congratulate you...
Why?? - For your marriage...
You cheat... you broke my heart...
You ungrateful dog...
Sunny... Sunny... Sunny... Ok?
We've heard that you are writing the much awaited script for Karan Johar...
Yeah... Script...
Everyone here would love to know what's it about...
So Please tell us something about the story...
She likes serious modern mysteries... You know... film noire...
Sunny... Sunny... Story?
See... I can't reveal much about the story
right now... all I can say is...
that it's a different kind of mystery...
In which the woman plays the main protagonist...
A woman is the central character...
And a married man falls in love with her
And a married man falls in love with her
And how that woman's breasts... er... personality changes...
forms the base of the story...
What?
That means... Husband, Wife and her... Miss Maya...
Often we see that... after marriage... a man loves the other woman more
than he loves her wife...
and many times there are lots of other women...
So... what's all that about? - All that I don't know...
but I've not thought about marriage yet
Because my independence is very important to me...
Aha... interesting... marriage... independence...
You mean to say that... men often feel they will lose their
independence after marriage
Why do you think so?
First... as I see it... He is tied to one single woman...
His responsibility increases...
His social circle drops to zero...
He cannot make any independent decision...
And most importantly...
And this is something very hard for a man to accept...
All the other women lose interest in him!
Sunny!
Sunny!!
You are an expert on marriage issues...
So what would you like to say?
Marriage... about marriage... aa... - You paused again...
I think... it's more about bonding of two bodies... than soul... I mean...
two souls than bodies...
Hello! Madam Anju... How come you are not asleep?
Yes Anju... we are coming... Of course Sunny is coming...
No No... Tell me first... Who loves you the most... In
this entire world? - You...
I love you too... Good Night... Bye...
Happy? Ok. Now quickly say your prayers...
Mummy, what's the difference between Diwali and Christmas?
Nothing... both are the same...
So does Santa come for Diwali?
If he has the time... Then he will
If I call him? Will he come to me? Get presents for me?
What did you wish for?
Good night darling... - Good night...
I'm troubling you for no reason... - No no... No problem...
It's hardly 5 minutes from my house
You remind me of Mithun Chakroborty...
He is my GURU... He's my Hero...
No? - Yes...
No... No...
What is this life without your eyes
What is this life if not in your arms
Aha ha... Oho ho... Aha ha
Aha ha... Oho... Aha...
Any Doubt?
How tall are you? - 5... 5 feet... 11.5 inches...
There was dialogue in my film... forget the 5 feet...
Lets talk about the 11.5 inches
Problem?
Aa...
Davidoff... Cool waters...
YES... How do you know?
It's my favorite too?
But it's a woman's perfume... - No... no... Not that...
I mean it's my favorite fragrance on women...
OH... - O YE...
Are you a fragrance... I mean... are you blind??
Follow that car...
Foreign car sir, take a taxi...
What the...
What is this life Naani... Without Maya's arms...
Oh... It's you... Hello!
Greetings Sunny!
Greetings Gungunani... Greetings Kalavati!
Kalavati!
I've a small question for you... Do you really think...
I can make it rain by singing?
I mean... do I have that power in my voice?
No... not 100% - NO...
120% it's there! Gungunani... - Yes?
You surely do have the power... and...
Then I shall go tomorrow... to all the music companies...
because day after... it's Diwali... and everything will be shut...
Yeah, yeah sure... Everything will shut...
But... you do believe that... - Gungunani... you are the best...
Huh...
The best of the best... You are the TANSEN of modern times...
Forget about Tansen... you sing better than Mohd. Rafi...
You are a very good human being... Good night... Sunny...
Good night... Good night...
Lets go Kala...
Ohh... the house is this way... you... come...
Oh...
oh Naani...
Sunny... Parvati... Saw you on T.V. Today...
your health seemed to be in good shape...
If you can go for the T. V show... I'm sure you can come to work...
So come... - "So come"...Is this a joke or what...
It's not a joke Sunny... I'm very serious and...
Oh god Sunny... think... think... Why? What can be the reason?
'THE ONE WHO KNOWS' huh?
So what kind of knowledge do you disperse?
No... just generally... family... love... affairs... blah blah...
Love... affair? Interesting... I must hear this...
You know... like... I am in love with a girl BUT
how-do-l-tell-my-wife type
So... are you married?
No no... No... no... No marriage stuff...
Girlfriend? Fiancé? - Ah... NO... NO
What? A handsome guy like you? Girls must be crazy about you...
No no... Yeah... they are crazy about me...
but... I'm waiting... for HER...
The one destiny has chosen for me...
Ok... and what do you think? Who has destiny chosen for you?
I don't know... but... like they say Maya...
that in life... you only get what you deserve...
What is it?
What the...
Pandey...
How do do do Sunny? - I do do do do... do...
I'm fine... absolutely...
Rasgullas...
Rasgullas...
My uncle got them from Calcutta...
And... they are in my fridge because...
My fridge isn't working... you know it... it doesn't chill
And rasgullas MUST be chilled...
Thank you so much for this piece of information... thank you...
Good bye... Good night
Sunny... yaa... Actually I've got an idea... I've been thinking...
Pandey... Pandey... listen to me... Pandey I've loads of work to do...
listen today...
My regards to your uncle... you leave now...
Film producing... That's where the future lies Sunny...
Film producing? - Yeah...
What about the chocolate pencils? Kids biting their nails?
Plan... and research??
No, no, no... that's risky... Very very risky...
And Film producing isn't? - No... apparently not...
see... it's like... my uncle made a film...
'Wedding night in a graveyard'... and...
What?
'Wedding night in a graveyard'...
So I heard it right? - Yeah.
That's all I needed... go... you please go home...
Oh no... listen to me... perfect... - Pandey... I'm telling...
It's a perfect idea my friend... Love story with a horror backdrop.
You write... I'll produce it... lots of money...
Pandey... Pandey... my dear Pandey... try to understand what I'm saying...
You don't need to make 'Wedding night in a graveyard'...
You need to have a wedding night before you go to the graveyard.
Sunny my friend... you know I'm a celibate...
Pandey... my friend... listen to me carefully...
Yeah tell me...
The moon is always in the sky... fact - Yes it is...
Water... water is wet... fact - Of course it is...
A man needs a woman... fact... Bye
Hey... just a minute... Are you trying to shoo me away?
Trying? No No Pandey... go home...
Yeah, yeah... SUNNY... - Yeah...
'Down with Chocolate pencils... Long live Film producing... '
SHUTUP RAWALPINDI...
Pandey...
What the...
Oh... Expired...
thank you Pandey... I do do do do...
Hello!
Hi Sunny! - Hmm!
Sunny... this is Maya...
Hey Maya... hi this is Sunny...
Oh... Sunny... I couldn't recognize your voice...
Sorry, I was eating some sweet...
Hmm? So late... are you really so fond of sweets?
Yes. Crazy about them.
I'm so sorry... for calling you so late in the night...
Hey... No problem...
I wanted to say thank you... ya... really... you gave me a lift... helped me...
I felt very nice...
Hey... how could I not help you... you didn't have a car... and it's just
5 minutes away from my house... - It's like... in these times...
nobody does a thing for anyone without a motive...
Yeah...
But you are not like that...
So are we meeting tomorrow? For Carrot pudding?
Of course... I've never backed out from any challenge...
Especially from a carrot pudding challenge...
But Sunny... I'm amazed that our choice is so alike... what a coincidence...
Did you ever imagine that carrot Pudding is my favorite desert too?
Carrot pudding... with raisins...
Never...
I could never imagine that you can cook...
that too carrot pudding...
That way... I can do lots of other things...
Like?
Like... toast... jam... butter...
Okay... Sunny... then lets meet tomorrow... SMS me your address...
Hello! Murali... Keep all my march dates free... what?
They are free... But don't give them to anyone...
just a minute Murali...
You? - Good evening Ma'am...
I was waiting for you at the studio... - No, no I got a lift... Thank you...
You are dead Sunny... What story will you tell Karan Johar...
Move your butt.
Hi! - Hmm...
I miss you so much right now... - Yeah... How is Aunty?
She talks so much... just like you... - Thank you...
You looked very handsome on T. V...
Yes I know...
Are you all right Sunny?
Ye... No... Naani... this script is eating my head up... don't know
how will I finish it by tomorrow... Just don't feel like writing...
Good! I'm also getting very bored here... Shall I come home?
Hey no Naani... I've loads of work... I've to work... bye...
Hey no, no please lets talk for some more time...
I'm in the mood to talk...
...In fact to do loads of things... Shall I come home?
Hey no Naani... I've loads of work... I've a deadline... please I've to work
yeah... I'll talk to you later...
WHAT? Sunny is saying no... What kind of day... I mean night is it?
You know Aunt Thelma took me to the market...
Me? And Market? Can you imagine?
This is my mobile number...
Sunny? Hello! - Ya Naani... What Naani?
Are you listening?
Why did you come so late from the interview? Did you go somewhere?
I want your address...
Yeah... With Miss Maya... - Who?
Miss Maya... She was in the show... She asked for a lift...
so I had gone to drop her to Hotel... Ga... Grand...
Hotel Grand Beauty... Sunny, it's 2 hours away...
you should've called for a taxi...
Ya... No Naani... Miss Maya's leg...
leg was broken... so... I couldn't say no...
Oh my God, poor lady... good you gave her a lift...
Yeah... ya... - See... How difficult it is to say No...
Yeah, yeah Ok Naani... I gotta work now...
Hey... SMS me...
Hey listen... Anju called for you... you are coming tomorrow right?
She is driving everyone mad... - What Naani...
How many times will you say this... repeat it again and again?
I said I will come... - Hey... why are you getting angry...
Not angry... I'm busy working... It's important...
you people just don't understand... bye...
PINDI... Ah Ah... Huff...
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit...
Don't send... don't send the SMS Sunny... don't send...
Every single breath, Waiting anxiously,
For the words I want to hear,
For the moment that he says them!
Every single breath, Waiting anxiously,
For the words I want to hear, For the moment that he says them!
We are meeting tomorrow...
What to do?? Oh... Huh!!!
Look Sunny... the moon is smiling...
Oh... what will you do Sunny... You are dead...
Hey Naani... what should I do?
God... Oh sorry...
God... Naani always...
says if there is any confusion you show the right path to everyone...
God... am I doing something wrong? I mean... if I'm doing something wrong...
then just give me one sign... I'll come on the right track...
Sorry...
Just one sign... Hmm...
Don't do it...
For God's sake... Don't do it... please...
RAWALPINDI...
Fantastic... Very fantastic.
Any one sign... anytime... Just give me a sign...
"And God said, whenever I call..."
"He will come for me"
Yes Karan... The script is ready...
Get up... You'll have to get up.
There is lots of work today...
The body sways The mind swings
Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings
The body sways The mind swings
Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings
The world is mad with love, It's singing Cuckoo koo
The earth and the sky sing in unison, Cuckoo koo.
Ma... MY GOD Naani... What are you doing here?
Sunny why were you sleeping on the sofa?
Oh I... Naani... Naani what is the time?
Oh 11... Oh God... I gotta do lot of work... Naani I've lot of...
Forget work Sunny... Bedroom?
Naani... I need to brush my teeth...
Sunny is saying no...
Hello! Hi mom...
Ha! You've come out...
Will you please wait for a minute...
Outside??
Dippy Uncle who is this donkey you've sent to me... and what am I
supposed to do with him?
Oh sorry...
Happy Diwali in advance...
Thanks... I... water...
It's for you... must be Anju...
Oye Anju... - Not Anju... It's Parvati Kakkar...
Parvati... I'm very sick... sorry...
Sir, we seriously need to take a decision about Sunny... This is a limit
I cannot control him... and I'm not sure if there is anyone who can...
Michael...
Yes Sir... - Look I cannot offer you a job...
Yes Sir...
Look I cannot offer you...
Ok tomorrow is Diwali and Suresh is not coming, so...
Sir, I have a job... sir Rama will be very happy Sir...
Rama? - My wife... She always says...
I will never get a job... - What?
Sir, I tell you... I've never managed to keep any job for more than two days...
No but... I... - You're very nice sir... Thank you...
What has to be done? - Aa... Hm... Fill up the form...
And uniform? - Ya Fill up the uniform as well...
Thank you very much sir... - Welcome...
After thinking... understanding...
And very properly...
I'll do my work very carefully
I have promised myself
This time it'll be more than two days.
This time it'll be more than two days.
I'll get it...
Sunny, there is a Miss Maya for you...
Naani, I don't know any Miss Maya Vaya...
Then why is she taking her clothes off...
What? I mean WHAT?
How do do do Sunny?
I do do do do... whoa... Pandey, please give me my mug...
Coffee... Pandey, what are doing in my...
No no let it be... I don't even want to know... Thank you.
Pandey, Coffee for you... - Thank you... Thank you very much...
You're welcome...
Good morning Karan... ya...
Even you woke up late today? - Hey Sunny, your interview...
You know last night I was watching a film...
Which one? - 'Wedding night in a graveyard'
Horrible film Naani... You won't be able to tolerate...
No no... not to you Karan...
Listen Sunny I've an idea...
It's ok... we'll sit in the evening...
Not today Pandey... today we are going to my parent's house...
ya... ya... Ok... bye Karan...
Sunny, you wore a tie... where is it?
Yeah. Where is it?
Sunny, I think Maya likes you...
Who?
Naani I won't be able to make it tonight - What?
What? - What did you say?
Naani, I've lots of work...
looks like I won't be able to make it tonight...
Relax and do your work we'll leave late...
Haa... look how she is looking at you...
No Naani... you go alone... see I can't work like this...
I'll come some other day... - Sunny, this is not fair...
Everybody is expecting you... - And what you are doing to me is fair...
I've got so much of work... I'll drop all this just for a dinner...
Just a dinner... Sunny, how can you say that...
You are coming to my house after so long... and these people
who've never celebrated Diwali... Just for you... and Anju...
Sunny don't irritate me... I'll wait for you...
you finish your work... then we'll leave... hmm...
Okay... I'll cook something special for you all... ok?
It's a very good idea...
Ok? What Ok? Have you gone mad?
Hey Naani... you carry on... If I finish my work, I'll come on my own...
Naani, I won't be able to work like this... It's a creative job.
Please don't pressurize me... - You are also looking Sunny... Wow...
Pandey, will you keep quiet? Who is looking?
Looking at whom? What? Quietly watch it...
Can't you people understand... I've to work...
How should I tell you... I can't work like this... leave me alone...
Where? - Shut up Pandey... So that I do my work...
Are you serious? - Yeah... Naani you go...
You are not coming? - No...
Work is only an excuse, isn't it?
Ma... Meaning?
I mean, just because I invited Dad you are doing all this drama... right?
You know what Sunny? If I had choice between having a husband like...
you or having a Dad like yours... I'd choose Dad any day...
Then Sunny would've been your brother...
Pandey, one more time...
Pandey, will you please go to your house...
What about this match? - No match, vatch...
I've loads of work... go to your house... go...
Let go of my Hand... - What?
This is the name of my... no... our film... The one you'll write...
based on a woman's changing breast and Karan Johar will direct it...
Pandey, have mercy on Karan at least...
Pandey, now I'll go back there to write and you...
Pandey... Hello!
Pandey... you're still thinking about the film, aren't you?
Don't think! Think about a woman...
Think about a woman...
You OK? - Ya Ya...
But I'm a celibate... - What the...
Hell with this Celibate crap... Find a sexy chick...
and become a C-E-L-l-M-A-T-E
Ok... But what's a CELIMATE? - How do I know? and become a C-E-L-l-M-A-T-E
Ok... But what's a CELIMATE? - How do I know?
There is only one solution for all this energy...
Forget Celibate... be a CELIMATE...
Check in some man to woman dictionary
Go now...
And 'Let go of my hand'?
Just check if the tender is ok... need to crack this deal...
We just have one copy... - Chill... chill... relax... it's ok...
Where's the lift?
To get something... give something... To find something... lose something
And carrot pudding...
To get something... give something... To find something... lose something
And carrot pudding??
Carrot pudding is just an excuse.
Oye... Bunty...
Sunny... Don't be sentimental... Make the pudding...
Hello! Hotel Hindustaani... Do you have carrot pudding... No?
Hello... Ya... do you have carrot pudding?
No? No I don't want apple icecream...
Season? What the... There is no season for having deserts.
Don't even have little bit?
Ya Hello... oh you again... No no I don't want that icecream...
@#$% it! Sunny, make it yourself...
But what do you need to make it?
Nothing Buddy... Carrot, sugar, milk, raisins... simple shit... make it bro...
Cool...
Hello! Laxmi stores? Send me some carrot...
Michael you do that in the army. This is a pizza shop.
'Hunger is our enemy. Customer are our friends.
We are the soldiers who will defeat our enemy, in any shape,
size or form, to save our friends'
Soldier...
Yes. Good.
Good? - Good.
Sir... - Yeah...
I'll learn this book by heart. - Yes.
Lunch? Lunch? Lunch? Lunch? Lunch? Lunch?
PIZZA!!
Sir, there is a delivery order... should I send that soldier?
Please. Send him anywhere. He's driving me mad.
Ok Sir.
Think, think, think Sunny... Relax and think...
Okay... What do we have? Milk has to be boiled... right?
Good. Boil the milk first...
Okay... Now carrots... Forget peeling... Just cut them...
Knife...
Oh no... I'll break all this... let me clear it up...
Ohh... Oh man...
Sorry Naani...
Have you gone mad? Let alone kiss.
We shouldn't even be together...
We have nothing in common...
We have 'nny' in common...
That's what I'm saying... nothing is common...
No idiot... 'nny'... 'nny' is common...
Huh?
'Nny'... 'nny'...
What? - 'Nny'... 'nny'
Firstly we have nothing in common and to top it all, you are insane...
This will be the end of our love story...
Oye... 'nny' is common... jeNNY... suNNY... See...
je'nny'... su'nny'... 'nny' is common
Now can we be in love... now give me a kiss...
This is the last time I'm doing this now...
Whether we have 'Naani' in common or not...
Oh not Naani... nny... nny... Look here... nny...
Now say nny... - Naani...
No, no, no...
nny... watch and repeat... get the lips right... nny...
nnny...
no... nny...
So we have nny in common... - Yes...
So I am your Naani... - No...
ok... You're my Naani...
Sure?
Hmm...
You know what this means?
What?
That now you can't do anything wrong...
Huh? Why?
Because every time you do something wrong you'll remember me...
Why? - You haven't heard the saying...
'Every time you do something wrong, some one will beat you
up so much that you will remember your Naani'
Naani?
Don't worry bro... It's just a saying... Who'll come to remind you of Naani...
Happy Diwali Sir... one large... What was it?
Special pizza... pan pizza...
Aa... Thank you... - Sir, Sir, Sir...
Yeah? - Your bill sir, 265 rupees.
What bill?
The pizza bill, Sir...
Mummy's Pizza? - Yes...
It's your rule... If the delivery is within 30 minutes you pay,
after that It's free... So free... You came late...
Sir, How can it be? I'm not late... How?
I quickly wore the uniform... Sir, this is one size small...
but I wore it... then they made the pizza in record time...
and I came here directly... So how can I be late, Sir?
Sir, Sir, Sir...
'Time is of essence. A delivery person cannot be late'
Oh... Listen... Trainee... Trainee?
What is with you guys? Trainee? What's your name?
My name is Michael, Sir and people generally call me...
Michael, Sir...
Okay... Michael... Do you Know what this is?
A watch... sir... - No Michael...
this is not just a watch... this is an Omega...
What? Why are you laughing? - Sir, it's just a common watch...
Common? Common?!
Firstly you insult it by calling it just a watch...
and that too common... Had James Bond been in my place, he would've killed you
This is an Omega Michael... And Omega is NEVER,
I repeat NEVER wrong...
Never wrong? - Never...
But it's running fast sir...
Michael do you know who I am?
James Bond...
No Michael, I'm not James Bond... and I can't be James Bond
because I just said if James Bond was here here... then...
There are two of us... different... two...
You have a twin brother?
Oh man Michael, I'm scared... Despite being Pandey's neighbor...
still I'm scared Michael...
You really don't know who am I? Hmm?
No sir...
What the...
Now?
I get it... I'm with you...
No... I don't recognize you at all.
Oh... Where's Mr. James... He was a good man... What did you do to him sir?
Huh! Who are you? Sir am I doing it right?
What are you on about?
Sir, You are pretending to be some one Else, right? I understood your game...
Now who will you act like? Donald Duck... quack... quack...
No, no, no... Michael... no... I've lots of work to do...
You may leave... Good bye...
Sir... - Yes Michael...
What about the bill Sir? What will I say to the manager, Sir?
Tell your manager that YOU were late...
Aha... Omega... NEVER wrong... precision time... all the time...
Trust me... I know... - Sir...
Yes Michael...
Happy Diwali Sir...
Yeah, yeah Sure...
Sir, sir, what is the time please?
1:20... - 1:20... Sir, sir, sir, are you sure?
1:20... - Sir, Omega?
Huh? - Omega?
Ok...
Happy Diwali Sir... - Yeah, yeah Sure... What is it?
Sir, I'm not late at all... I met a man down stairs...
He was not James Bond but his watch showed the right time...
M... Michael... Michael... - Yes...
Michael my friend... I've no time for all this right now...
You've no clue of how much work do I have... Good bye...
Sir... sir... - Yes Michael?
My money sir?
Michael one piece of advice...
In life you only digest the food you earn from your hard work...
So go and work hard... work hard and earn your bread...
Oh... Hello Parvati... I'm very sick...
Sir? - Shhh...
Parvati... Ya office... I can't come...
'Customer is our friend and we should always help our friend... '
Sunny don't think I'm a fool... This is serious...
How I wish someone would whack this fraud...
I can't even breathe... whoa... whoa...
Don't worry Sir... It'll come out...
Parvati... I... Whoa... Leave me... Have you gone mad?
What are you doing? Why did you hit me?
Sir it's out...
What's out? What's out?
Whatever was in your throat...
There was nothing in my throat... Only you are in my house...
Now get out... Ahh... Ahh...
Sir, Please... My money...
Michael, be glad that I'm not filing a case on for getting inside my house
and beating me up... Now get out... Oh shit... milk...
I cannot bear the distance no more
Come to me baby...
I am going to run with the wind...
Come run with me...
I want to open up my heart today...
I'm yours... cuckoo cuckoo
I'm yours... cuckoo cuckoo
What on earth are you doing doing doing doing?
Ahhh... - Oh...
Who? Who are you? Ahh... Who are you?
Sir I'm Michael... You are James Bond... You fell and got knocked out...
Oh You... What are you doing here? I had asked you to leave...
Sir, 'Customer is our friend and we should always help our friend... '
Not the book... Please, thank you...
Sir, are you making carrot pudding? - Yeah...
No body can make better carrot pudding than Rama...
Who's Rama? - My wife...
Okay...
She tried to teach me to cook so many things...
but I couldn't learn anything... - Brave woman...
Don't know how I learnt to make carrot pudding...
Well done... at least you learnt something in life...
Sir, This is your greatness Sir... That you gave me a chance to
rectify my mistake... When the manager gets to know how
much I helped you...
He will never fire me... - Yeah, yeah sure... make the pudding...
Thank you sir... thank you very much...
Don't thank me... make the Halwa...
Yes sir, 'customer is always right'
Sir, Michael is not back yet...
Good... very good...
Michael, Michael, Michael... please brother I'm trying to work
Sorry sir... - Ah... Thank you...
Sir... - Yes Michael?
Sir, you love your Granny a lot... right?
Yes... What?
What rubbish are you talking now...
Do you know? Sir when you were knocked out... lying here...
Sir, do you know what were you saying? Granny, Granny, Granny...
Sir, do you what does Rama always say?
No... but I've a feeling you will surely tell me...
Correct. Rama says, In difficult times one remembers the person
he loves the most...
Sir... Like if hit you hit me and I fall unconscious...
How I wish...
Then what will I say? Rama, Rama... Rama...
Rama... oh Rama... O Rama... Rama... Rama...
Halwa? - Making it sir... with lots of love...
Sir, where is your Granny now?
I just don't want Sunny to be alone... We'll come some other time...
Thanks mom, I love you... Is Anju there?
"And God said, whenever I call..."
"He will come for me"
I love you...
How do do do do Sunny? - I do... whoa. Wo...
Pandey will you please change...
Yeah... I'm going to change history... from today I'll do Karate,
dance and Yoga... - Oh... Pandey why? Why?
No, no, no... I don't even want to know
don't tell me... you please go and change...
Look... look Sunny... I'm going to run 50 miles now...
How much? - 50 miles...
you just keep a track of time... What's the time?
Today is Saturday... You leave now... we'll meet next month...
Why next month? - Sir, Pudding... AHH...
Who is he? Who are you? Who's pudding?
This is Michael... he's come to help me...
Yeah... ' Customer is a friend... - Michael stop...
make the pudding... - Yes, yes make the pudding...
because if we have sweet before the shoot, it'll bring good luck...
Yeah, yeah Sure... look there... - Where? There is nothing here...
Yup... - Sunny, by God there is nothing here...
Hello Sunny! - Hello Gungunani... Hello Kalavati...
I'm going to take the first step of the new beginning...
So thought, before I start I should thank you again...
and take your good wishes along...
Aye... You speak in Hindi!! - Ya... Euh!!
Leave, leave quickly... all my good wishes are with you...
Thanks a lot... Thanks... Kala...
My wishes are also with you...
Troubled times???? Kalavati...
I've an idea... - Even I've an idea...
What? - I don't want to know.
Aa... Here... take this...
Hello!
What are you doing? Read the message...
That's where we've to go. Hurry up...
Yes Ma'am...
Hey Michael, Pick up the phone... the phone is ringing... please...
Hello... Yes Ma'am... One minute...
Sir, there is some Parvati Kukkar for you...
Ma'am he's not at home... he's at home... at home...
He's shaving... Aa... ee ee. He's not shaving...
He is in the bathroom? Huh! Aa. No, no, no... He's shooting...
Tho, tho... thuk... Aaa...
He's in the bedroom...
He's in the bedroom... H... he's saluting... in the bedroom...
aa... he has fever, fever... very good...
He can't breathe... he can't breathe... very good...
taking his last breath... He's dead... HE IS DEAD...
No, no, no... he's alive... he's alive... he's alive...
Sorry... Tho Tho... bedroom, bedroom... Sleeping...
He's sleeping in the bedroom... Ah... sweating too...
No Ma'am, he didn't die in the bathroom... He's alive!
Why are you so disappointed? One minute Ma'am...
Please hold on... Yes Ma'am... ok... then I take a pause here?
This... ok... Just a minute... Ok Madam, thank you very much... bye
What did Aunty say?
She said " If you don't come to work, you'll be fired"...
Now I'll pause...
Rubbish! I'm not scared of her warnings...
Don't mistake it for a warning...
She... She'll fire ME... She... Me... 'THE ONE WHO KNOWS'
She'll fire me? Ha Ha... The chances of me getting
fired are as bright as the chances Pandey getting a woman today...
Will fire me... HUH! Who'll fire me?
Michael, you tell me... Who'll get me out of the job? Huh?
Sir, I don't know... I didn't ask...
No buddy... that's the way I speak... told you I'm a writer...
You don't worry... I'm 'THE ONE WHO KNOWS'...
Nobody can fire me...
So Michael, How do I look?
How am I looking?
Very smart Sir... - Thank you...
Just like a film star... - Ha ha... Is the Pudding ready?
Yes sir...
Yum... Michael you are not a cook, you're an artist...
Amazing! Ok Michael, brother...
Do something about this...
You did this much for me... Now I'll do something for you...
Although it's fully against my principles...
Sir...
I'll call up Mummy's Pizza and recommend that you be made
permanent as soon as possible... Not just that... I'm ready to
forget that you got my Pizza late... Happy?
Thank you sir... - Mention not Michael...
That's what we are here for, to help each other...
'Give from one hand, take from the other'
Hey Michael, not the book... Okay Michael, Thank you
That's it... Good bye... come...
Sir, sir, sir... - Yeah...
Happy Diwali Sir... To you and to your Grandmother...
What?
Now I understand you... You are doing all this for
your grandmother... you just can't express it...
No, no, no Michael... you're misunderstanding...
In fact my grandmother expired long ago... - What?
Sunny...
Naani... - Sunny...
Naani? - Shhhh...
Sunny why did you shut the door? - Naani... aa... I'm coming in a second...
What to do? Run... from the window...
Shut up... Hey Michael... you need to do me a big favor...
One last favor... Ok? Naani is waiting for me outside...
I'll have to go... You wait here... Don't move...
A woman called Miss Maya will come for me...
Ask her to sit and wait... Ok? I'll be back soon...
Sunny open the door... one second is over...
YA Naani... I'm coming... Got it? Nod twice if you understand...
Twice...
Ok... Good bye Michael, All the best...
Yeah, yeah Naani... Finally...
Hey Naani... oh Sorry... lets go...
Sunny... - Let's go...
What's happening... Where are you going all dressed up Sunny?
Yeah... aa... Where are we going all dressed up?
We? What? - Naani... you spoiled the surprise...
Why are we running like thieves? - Naani, What thieves and all?
Sir, have you seen him before? - What?
I mean, have you seen him around?
No, no sorry... Naani, do you know him?
How would I know? - Sorry... bye...
Come on... What the... Oh it started...
You must have takes the wrong turn... His house is just 5 minutes away...
from my hotel...
But Madam... - SHUT UP...
I'm sorry... I mean Shut up...
Darling, he is driving... - Love you Anju...
Heard that? She says love you too...
Yeah Anju we are coming... Hello! Battery...
How come you never say that to me? - Haa... What?
LO VE YOU ANJU...
That's because your name is not Anju... ha ha... I'm funny...
You know what I mean...
STOP this rubbish love scene and rush home... Maya is waiting
for me there... Now this mobile battery is also dead... MAYA... Huh.
Did Sunny say something... - Huh!!
What time will he get back? - He said soon...
Oh... And you are?
He is my friend.
And you work for Mummy's Pizza?
Who told you?
Oh... you're very smart...
Are you Ok?
Where did Sunny go?
With his grandmother... - What?
All that I don't know... See... What happened is...
I'll tell you... first Sunny fainted... then he started
remembering his grandmother Granny... Granny... when I asked him,
he said that his grandmother died long back... and then the bell rang,
he opened the door... and he got so scared... as if he has seen a ghost...
Why?
His grandmother had come back.
One minute... let me understand... Are you telling me that Sunny's...
dead grandmother came back?
Yes...
huh!!!
Probably the sound of the wind.
I think I heard a scream...
Impossible... there was no one there.
You know once, I was alone in my house, I opened my fridge
and someone sneezed... When I checked, there was no one there except...
a block of butter...
Did that butter sneeze ever again?
Never.
I watched it closely for a week. That was it's first and last sneeze
But today was different. Today I got to know that the ghosts ring the...
door bell to come in.
Whoaaa...
Sunny...
Relax, Maya relax.
SUNNY...
Hello!
What? - Where are you going?
Naani, it's a no parking... I'll park and come...
I'll meet you in some time. - Okay...
Oye... What the...
Would you like some carrot pudding?
Carrot pudding? - Yeah...
Of course.
Sir, Sir... - License?
Sir, please let me go... - License.
Sir, I was in a hurry... - License?
Sir, I forgot the license at home.
Too bad... Name?
Sir, please let me go... I'm in a hurry. I'll never...
Don't waste time. Name?
Pundorikakshya Purokayashtha... - What?
Pundorikakshya Purokayashtha!
Pu... Purrd... Pund... What the...
Okay... I'm letting you go this time... next time don't leave...
your house without your license. - Thank you Sir, Thank you.
So YOU are producing Sunny's movie?
Yes.
Please sit comfortably.
And this is the same one that Karan Johar is directing?
Yes... I mean, if Karan wants to... then I've no problem.
This is the same one based on a woman's changi...
Breasts changing... based on that... Yes... Sunny told you?
Hmm...
You like sweets, right?
Very much. - I like it too.
I eat a lot of sweet. I have lots of sweets in my house, in...
the fridge... My uncle got them from calcutta...
Okay...
Where do you stay?
Where do I stay? Oh... There, outside the door...
I mean... in the opposite flat.
Okay.
Have you finalized the heroine?
Sweets, sweets, I need more sweets.
Carrot pudding... carrot pudding...
When I checked, there was nothing inside.
Sir, Where are you Sir?
Rama... Rama...
Michael, what are you doing outside? - SIR, sir, you are back...
Where's Maya? - At Pandey's place?
Pandey's place? Where's Pandey?
Sunny... How do do do?
Sunny... I have become a CELIMATE Sunny I have become a CELIMATE
No... No... No. Pandey, No. Please come to your senses.
Where's Maya? Where's Maya?
Maya has left... - What the...
HUH!!
Pandey...
Aargh! Parvati... - You recognized me?
Happy Diwali Sunny. - Yeah, yeah Sure.
You're fired. - What?
You're fired.
No no... Parvati... How can you fire me?
I am 'THE ONE WHO KNOWS' - You were... Not AM...
Read the love letter. - No no... No no... No no...
Hey... Hey...
Taxi!
Sir I'm so happy to see you alive.
Michael, why are you standing outside? - Sir, some strange noises were...
coming from the window. - What?
I got very scared.
So Michael, you should have shut the window.
Ahhhhh...
Sir, did you hear?
To hell with the noise, Michael.
Damn! Michael, how could you let Maya go with pandey?
I don't know Sir, I was damn scared. Sir, I suggest you change your fridge.
At my house also... - Michael, you please go...
Please... just go...
Oh shit... Karan...
Sawant! What did you buy for your kids this Diwali?
There is so much the heart wants to buy...
But there is a long distance between the heart and the pocket...
How I wish there was some automatic way to make money...
Money is not a taxi that it'll come whenever you call?
Hey... Who is this?
Shit man! Why didn't I take Karan's call?
Sir...
Michael, please go... just go home...
sir, Karan Johar had called...
What? When?
Sir, when you had gone out and there were noises coming from the fridge...
Michael, Michael, What did he say? What did Karan say?
He said... He was asking for you... Sir, I'm telling you... this fridge...
Michael, forget the fridge. Focus. What did you say to Karan?
Aaa... mm... I said that you are stuck at some point in the story.
Michael, let me tell you the problem of my story... listen...
In my story, the hero has to choose between two paths, one that is right
and one that is wrong... - Sir, that's very easy.
Ha ha... it seems easy right? But my friend... if he chooses
the right path... he is with his family and if he chooses the wrong path...
he is with his true friends... So what's the decision and...
What's the reason?
Sir, he should choose the right path...
But his friends helped him when his family didn't.
So then he must go with his friends.
Michael, don't think too much before answering...
I didn't think at all Sir... - Yes Michael.
Sir, your problem is solved. - What?
Sir, Rama had told me a story. - What?
About Karan and Mahabharat... - Hmm...
Sir, Karan had decided to go with the villains when his own family
was not with him... Sir, that's the best example... Sir, best idea...
Bestest Idea Sir.
Michael, brilliant man! What a theory Michael...
What a theory... Of Mahabharat... Amazing! I'm so stupid...
for no reason I wasted two months trying to solve this...
Do one thing... Whenever Karan calls... You tell him...
Hello Karan... to solve the problem of our hero... we'll use the Mahabharat
theory... Ya? Did you like it? No? Why? I should commit suicide?
You'll send me money for the petrol... and a matchbox... Thank you so much
Karan... How sweet of you... I'll wait for the petrol then...
Mahabharat theory... Hey Hey Michael, Pick up the phone...
Sir, I also told him about the Mahabharat story...
You are joking right? Please Michael, you didn't say...
No, no, no Michael... please, please please... You are joking right? Please Michael, you didn't say...
No, no, no Michael... please, please please...
anything of that sort right? - But you only told me...
Michael, I was joking... come on... Why did you say anything?
How can you be so stupid?
Sir, you only told me to...
Michael, I was joking... Joking Don't you understand jokes?
Han? It was a joke... Ha ha ha... like that... a joke...
Shit I'm so stupid... how did I expect you to understand the joke...
What a day! First I lost Maya, then the job and now Karan...
Why did you pick up the phone? Why did you talk to Karan?
Who asked you to talk rubbish to Karan?
Sir, I never lie and I clearly remember that... You...
Michael, will you just shut up... Get out... fool... Get out...
Get out of my house and never come back... idiot...
Sir, I'm very sorry... Because of me... But I was believing everything when
you were in the bathroom... - Michael, I didn't mean it that way...
Am I insane that I'll ask you to give...
your stupid ideas to Karan... Do you have any brain inside your head?
This Sofa... sofa has more brains than you... A boiled cabbage is more
intelligent... Michael, you will be mentioned in history as the first man,
the first idiot... who allows Maya to be taken away by Pandey...
And if ever there is a stupid society...
the people there will worship your idol.
Now you can figure out why you keep getting fired every two days
and why nobody loves you.
Sir, this is not true. Rama loves me a lot.
Then she is more stupid than you.
Now get out before I do something wrong. Just get out.
Happy Diwali, dear! - Happy Diwali!
Sunny, Why did you leave me and come home?
They fired you?
Yes. And I think I've lost Karan's film too.
Sunny... Sorry... How did this happen?
Sunny, there is no need to get so upset. Ok?
Anyway, I just don't like 'The one who knows' Sunny...
I prefer my old Sunny...
Ya... That's the thing... Nobody liked my success...
Why should you think different?
Suuny, what are you saying? - Forget it!
Come on lets go from here... We'll figure something out.
Whatever happens, happens for the best... believe me... Come on...
Please... Just leave me alone for a while... please...
How can I leave you alone in this condition... You need your own
to be around right now... Come... The whole family is waiting for you...
How many times... How many times do I have to say this Naani...
Just leave me alone... I don't want to go...
Sunny... - You live your life...
let me live mine. Don't drag me into this...
family shit. I'm fed up... - Sunny...
Did I ask you to celebrate Diwali?
Since this marriage thing started... It's suffocating the life out of me...
Sunny, do you want to get married?
I don't know... I don't know anything Naani...
And now... I really don't know...
Okay...
Hi! Am I late?
No... Sorry Dad... I completely forgot... let's go...
Son... are you ok?
I know you have lots of complaints against me...
They are all fair... I haven't done much good in life...
and I guess you are paying the price.
The son is paying for the father's deeds.
You are my good son Sunny...
And my whole life I never helped you
...and now... there isn't much life left... Do you know Son?
I always wanted one more child... but your mother never agreed...
she said... she wouldn't be able to love the child... like she loved you...
And then it will not be fair... At that time I couldn't make
sense of what she was saying... but now I completely understand...
Dad, I'm waiting in the car... sense of what she was saying... but now I completely understand...
Dad, I'm waiting in the car...
Yes dear... I'm coming...
Oh...
This is for you...
your mother had asked me to give this at the right time...
We'd find all our destinations,
We'd make no mistakes,
We'd be together forever,
We'd never let go of love,
Now that we have to be apart,
I wish we'd shared fewer dreams.
We'd all have someone to lean on,
We'd all have someone to love, Every night would have a dawn,
The world would fill up with flowers.
If only, things could be that way,
If only, there were no tears,
If only, nobody had to lose Someone they'd grown to love!
Thanks Mom...
But this isn't the right time...
Everything has gone wrong...
I wish I had a way to set everything right again...
Don't Know what to do... Can't understand... What to do?
How?
God... Can you give me one more chance... please... One last chance...
I want to sort everything... I want to correct everything...
Just one more chance... Please...
Sunny! You are a very nice person... very very nice...
I've got the contract... and the music company loved my song...
You encouraged me a lot... That's why I could make it...
You are a very, very nice person. May God give you everything...
Once again... Thank you so so much...
Let me thank Pandey too... Thank you...
Come Kala... Pandey... Hey Pandey... Pandey...
Hello. - Hey Sunny, Karan...
Karan? Karan, hi! I was trying to call you...
So sorry ya... My mobile phone died on me...
Karan... I... I can explain everything.
Ok... What happened is... I've to leave for Chennai... for an urgent meeting...
Oh... Ok...
Ok... why I called was... You Mahabharat idea...
No, no, no... - Ya I liked it...
What? Liked it?
Yeah... it's very nice and has a good scope for Indian sentiments.
I LIKED IT... - Yeah... That's why I thought of it...
Well done...
No, no, no... No worries... We'll discuss it when I'm back...
Ya... All right... You have a good Diwali... ya... all right... Okay...
All right... aa Bye Sunny... Hi Honey...
Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm back... Oh... Thank you Mom...
Thank you so much... I love you Mom...
Thank you God... Thank you very much
I Love you...
Hey Naani... Thank you baby... I love...
Hey Naani... hey... You were... I kept it...
Who put this right?
Michael Burnett...
Sir? You?
Yeah... I just...
What happened Sir? Is everything ok?
I just... Actually I... What do you...
A fan?
Not fan... Film... Oh Michael I'm sorry buddy...
Actually Karan Johar just called... and he loved your Mahabharat idea...
So I thought, I should come here and apologize...
Thank God sir... I was very hassled that you
were in trouble because of me...
No Michael, my mistake... It was my fault...
Sir, How did you get my address?
Oh... Actually I ran to Mummy's Pizza to look for you... They told me you
live here... So I ran to your place...
Hey Michael, they told me you also got fired today...
I couldn't even survive for a day... It's a record...
Same Same Huh!
So now what?
As long as there are good people like you, in the world...
I'll keep getting a job...
You're a champion bro...
'Give from one hand, take from the other'
So you got it?
Now that you've lost the job... What about Rama?
She prefers me inside the house than outside...
Fantastic... that's good...
So, I'll leave now... Bye... God bless you...
Happy Diwali. - Happy Diwali.
Do something about it...
Sir, Sir, Sir... - Yeah Michael...
What happened to your Granny?
Hey, hey... Michael, Michael...
I don't know why... without a reason... I spoke so much rubbish about Rama...
I'm very sorry... - It's ok...
No no... It's my fault... I just want to meet Rama once
and apologize to her... or I will not be able to forgive myself for...
this ever... May I meet her?
Michael, shoes?
Come in... come.
Where's Rama?
12 years sir... 12 years...
Mummy... There is no moon in Diwali...
No...
In Diwali, there is no moon, no Santa Claus and no Sunny...
I don't like Diwali.
Sir... - Ya Michael...
This is Naani's house... hey... where are you going?
Michael, Michael... Not that Naani...
you're such a kid...
Come, come, come Michael... Oh Don't be shy... come on...
Okay... so here's the party... Everybody, this is Michael...
Hey John, how are you? Uncle john... Michael...
Aunt Rosy... how are you? Michael... and... Hello...
Don't know who that is? And this is my future
Father in law... looking very made in India
Michael...
And this is my Dad... Dad, this is my friend Michael...
Happy Diwali Dad. - Happy Diwali Son.
And That's Aunt Thelma, beware of her... she has a bad temper
That's my sleeping Uncle...
And hidden somewhere between all these sweet and crazy people...
Is my Naani...
Naani... - Sunny, now what do you...
Naani, Naani, please, please... I'm sorry...
Sunny, I... - I made a big mistake Naani...
I'm sorry... - Yes you made a mistake... now...
Naani... shhh... Be quiet... Don't say anything... anyway you speak too much...
Now you want to get married? - Yeah...
You didn't even pause before saying yes... Why?
What do you mean Why Naani? Give me your hand.
Why Sunny? Why do you want to marry? What's the reason?
Why didn't you pause? - When I pause, there's a problem...
when I don't, there's a problem... I really love you...
Now will you give me your hand?
You love Pandey too... marry him...
Yuck Naani, That's disgusting Naani, have you ever seen Pandey in shorts?
Sunny, what's the reason?
I don't know... No Philosophy, no advice, no bullshit...
I don't know... and don't even want to know...
I just madly love my Naani... and I want to get married to her...
Now will you give your hand... or punish me like this...
I love you... - I love you...
Hey Naani... I forgot to introduce him to you...
Hey Michael, Michael, come... Michael come here...
Come...
Naani, this is Michael... And Michael, that's my Rama...
Not Naani anymore... wife...
You are the Home delivery person right? - Yeah... You got it right...
This is Mr. Home Delivery...
If anyone goes away from home or gets lost... he delivers them
back to their home...
Thank you...
To me and to you, To all the world,
Happy Diwali,
Happy Diwali.
The stars in the sky are, Lamps in His window,
Happy Diwali.
In all our hearts, in all our minds,
That's where you'll find Him,
Look on the Earth or in the Sky,
He's Everywhere,
The Light, is His radiance
The World, is His creation.
He made this day, For all of us,
Happy Diwali,
The stars in the sky are, Lamps in His window,
Happy Diwali.
He made this day, For all of us,
Happy Diwali,
The stars in the sky are, Lamps in His window,
Happy Diwali.
And God said, whenever I call... He will come for me
No matter how far... He will come for me And God said, whenever I call... He will come for me
No matter how far... He will come for me
And God said whenever I call... He will come for me...
He will come for me...
He will come for me...
My world, shines so bright,
It's as if the Universe has filled up with His Light,
The whole world, is so fragrant, It's like every flower,
everywhere, is blooming with delight.
Tonight, wherever you are, come, sing along with us,
Say 'Happy Diwali',
Happy Diwali.
Today, greet everyone you meet with warmth and love,
Say 'Happy Diwali'.
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Tonight, wherever you are, come, sing along with us,
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Happy Diwali.
Today, greet everyone you meet with warmth and love,
Say 'Happy Diwali'.
Happy Diwali.
To me and to you, To all the world,
Happy Diwali!
Oh... You? So quick..., We've only been waiting a month?
Hey, where are you going?
Do you want the work done? - Yeah... yeah... please come in...
Where's it? - There... inside the kitchen...
I fell 40 times in the last month...
Go... go... left... right from the counter... little ahead... yup. Right there.
Delivery... D-D-D-Delivery
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A fresh tale, with no kings and no queens,
It's about fun, and friendship, a little heartache,
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This is no ordinary song, it's an atom BOMB!
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Never mind food, I'll deliver you to your home!
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First, take our number down, it's 2-2-3-3-4-5-6-7-8-9,
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