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Mock The Week - Season 16 Episode 13 Christmas - Duration: 29:41.

Welcome to Mock the Week i'm darian merry Christmas to you all enjoy

You know l4v nokton and fellas navigate to all our friends in Europe. We've taken back control of Christmas

Spend 350 million pounds on the special episode featuring outtakes unseen material and favorites

Hope you enjoy it and Merry breakfast

Meanwhile what's going on here? You're not a king Charles neither. Are you?

What's that messy the Queen is stuck down a mine sure

The dog is going don't do their child haven't got any bags

In China

Chinglish Chinglish, it's called. Yes mistranslated signs are very commonly trying F. And the trans governor's clamping down

These are the kind of signs we're talking about and please don't be edible

We take photographs exterior girdle food

Of different races coming together kind of a nice

We looked up the translation this one and could not connect a translator service

Could not connect a translator service for all your needs in China this shows called mega bossman make har hard news

Okay your answer is 49 years. What is the question is it?

How long does it take to get home on the night bus now that ubers been suspended?

If you book a two-week holiday flying Ryanair

How long should you take off work just to make sure you know?

Is it at what age will I finally be Beachbody ready?

At what point in the Hundred Years War did the generals say come on lads nearly Harper

They know the actual correct yes, where exit happened

Is it what's the world record for staying under a desk? I'm gonna break now

I think he means it yes the Hughes face - just go

Chillin institutions

Then I won't get the record are you okay, you don't give it up, okay, I'll look ridiculous paper Milton you will struggle

For continuity we really need you to come back

All green we'd celebrate some patrick's day

Don't waste old shoes everyone does you know how long are we I?

Actually quite like I just like to stay away that the no nose penguin, just just if you don't go even for a second

Question yes are these your closest friends

Okay, so we do our annual Christmas quiz what were the first ever Christmas crackers called well

They called rolled up Christmas explosive paper thing yes

Not far off Christmas bangers very close. They were called bangs of expectation

By the cleanup of remorse

Bangs exhibitions they were launched or a long sweet maker called Tom Smith in

1860 Tom Smith died because two people pulled him in half you know that

Jingle bells was the first song to be played where it's my christening

Wasn't even the Christmas burrows it. No it wasn't the Christmas of what my dad's favorite song

Whitman 1965

No one said that no one said the world reticulan gigolos it was the first song to be played where in

1965 it happened to happen in 1965, but where is important case so jingle Belling written in 1965 played for the first time

At the common what it's not the first time jingle bells plays sure it was the first song of any kind to be paid

Radio wine not really allowed to cause his workshop

Do I do what they talk about things he talked about Robot Wars

First song episode we played on the mega bus No

To sing any songs

About things but never felt Prada change them

Something like it in orbit absolutely, right

My first Christmas tree I ever had to buy it was in budget

And they had them all out on the pavement so I picked the best when there's one good one

I Got that I took it into budgets and had to go through all the aisles and then I was nearly at the tail and someone

Came up to me and said you are not supposed to bring them in to budgets

You've got to leave them out there, and you take the barcode from the top of the tree

And then you take this is really wrong what you've done, so I took it all the way out again

What the barcode off went in paid for it came all the way out and the tree got?

Back in the budget and I could see the top of my tree

Like jaws yeah

Actually, and then I had to follow the pine needles

And I found the gut and it was a man with his two kids

I've saved out five and seven you know the age where Christmas is everything yeah, and I was like sir

That's my Christmas tree, and then he looked in his trolley, and he went it's not your Christmas tree

I suppose that sure there's an you is it as well

That's not Christmas tree I already paid for it, but yeah, I guess you paid for this and lasagna as well

There's a new is me I don't know why you're sidetrack in this everything

Thank you is neither here nor that you made to take the barcode off the tree

Then you take it to the till and then you pay for it there

And you pick the bits of the Sonia and it at the back of it when just checking in to steal the barcode off mother's

annulus and

Then the same member of staff came over and said to him

Well, you are supposed to actually take the barcode up, and he's right

He bought the tree in is not yours, so he handed me the tree pizza

Here's a tip for you all if someone is handing you a Christmas tree

Don't look their children in the eyes

She was saving the trees I saw that all sad and I was like

Newsreel replay in a recent piece of footage featuring people in the news and that's huge to suggest what might be being said this is

clip features the President of the United States oh

My god, who is this angler?

I know I said drop him whenever but I'm literally popping out to get a Christmas present for Kim jong-un

He's going on it goes bang, and it has his name on it, so we have to be super quick so smile for the camera

hashtag Statesman

Okay, this is the fastest press conference in history and my microphone doesn't seem to be working Donald, No, okay?

Why would you delivery a Mexican Hutt?

Make oh, I do not like chili, I do not like the little thing you do with the beef

Bloody me is that you listening in again

Nasty nasty nasty rain Millenia stop the rain

I have to get ready for my speech ethics or practice okay, now is the winter of my

discontent

So difficult to choose when you're so good at speechifying

I'm better than Roosevelt. I am better than Kennedy. I am better than Morgan Freeman

What we do to wine lover is this festive season it's available in three flavors red white and the lame one

Don't match the Rose a in the dentists

All homes should be having right now, which is

Why

It's one of the bleakest things I've ever seen in my life

You say kid kid kids to fix their words the first. Yeah kids happy Christmas what what Santa got you today?

Yes every day you get anyone Simona, I mean their colleagues all across this country going what it's a chocolate calendar

And then just hiding that in their lounge room. Yeah, for sorry mummys drunk three days ahead together

Nothing for refilling the tiny bottle instead way before to keep Christmas alive

There's a tiny sparkly one

Howdy yes, I'll do doing this some Sauvignon Blanc for yourself. Yeah, why not because that's

What the most Christmas one is where is the 24th done? Well it's really forth

Gum so you can get in the car without suspicion

Have a little breathalyzer on the side, it's that screw-top champagne. Yes it is

So anyway, yes, I imagined our is gonna be very trigger-happy on the butler come

Lighting balls over there's a scene

Next picture

What is having a square head signify, it's more sex life than people with round head

Yes, didn't they say that square hated people are more likely to be unfaithful to be more. Yeah - I feel sorry for

You must have been getting old

Weaker Perot beaker oh no chance mate

With some square headed man you just gotta roll the dice at you

Peg heads

Sexiness

To never appear I absolutely Bose

What Muniz gonna love it any he's gonna be like it's not Mike how it's made

This because he's got one of the rest

I've got a very angular head. I don't know whether it's square or not

It's my my nickname at school amongst many others one of them was snow plow

The rest of the peoples liked it

I've never taken cocaine and a friend of mine described me as wasting my nose

My chin and my cheekbones if you pushed me through along the playground on a snowy day

the chin would scoop up the snow, and it would all funnel just

Purely tear

Would go your nose

These programs about the news event

Right how our presents delivered children in the Catalonian region of Spain is it a sign to some sector?

Is it's a small Catalan man?

It's not this is coyote o e is a Christmas log literally a Christmas log

What he brings present what they do is they sit him down it can be difficult it and the Catalan children

Tapping with the stick they hit him with a little to take another sing the song

Pulag pou nuga hate sloths and cheese curd. If you don't poo. Well. I'll hit you at a stick who log that's what they think

Really gonna miss them

And there are presents

And toys like that you shat out

Slightly more likely

You didn't specify little show as if you've got enough to worry about your shit note. He's gonna build electronics in a sack

Idea for apples next product launch just Tim Cook

Because obviously for continuity in case we don't include the shitting

No idea why you never wanders

I think this should be on I don't know why this special is not on like the entire families

Don't gather around at ten past three after the Queen is perfect. We arrive out with a shit and trees

Received for Christmas and that is urgent need for a ragin piss

While has been developed by scientists possibly the same one to make people more confident at work. Yeah bombs yeah

This is a this is a coolness test. Yeah, isn't it, but the thing that really worries me about

This is it's been developed by scientists

Right for whom coolness is whether or not you can maybe talk to a girl

Uncool scientists are

Having a kid you got to choose headsets

Crashing space books me what scientists invented to carry-out do that again? I?

Love that Teresa maze doing so badly that this is a chance for like stars from the past to get back in the limelight again

I'm just waiting for what Samantha Brax

Brexit isn't that Boris Johnson's drag name

If please don't be funny about my mistake that means it'll be in this show

Okay the first subject is unlikely things to hear on a history documentary that was early

In

Other news according to scientists, what does having a square head signifying massive sex drive yes?

Of course I insist what does having a square head signifying? I think it's massive sex drive it is

a

Different answer to this one what initial plan for Corbin's arrival did organize a scrap

You're right a massive sex drive

News because I answered that question early on that lets me know my Joker's getting it edited out

We use it up as if you haven't just done the show and you're in

We won't kiss on the lips

Hi, and then so you go to kiss me on that side and I go to get B

We think we're gonna do a double kiss no hang on

I'm sure the original thing to

You know qubits brewing

History by the way has Britain made during this what a piece of history is Britain made not mumble when you're asking us questions, please

Answer questions if you go to mumble

What a piece of history did Britain make during this?

History yes, we do you mean in what way did Britain make history is that?

How how well have domestic players performed at this tournament oh my god, well they've made history they've made history

Now ladies you know what time it is time to pour yourself a glass of wine light some candles cuz next up

It's dare O'Brien's go 8-bit

That is unlikely ad correct

Remaining in Europe part of the french facing a shortage of questions indeed croissant

Why are they physically short of puzzles, but they have why they run out of butter because of Last Tango in Paris?

Okay

obvious question end, and how can a Scandinavian child win a marzipan Pig at Christmas by killing someone who's being turned into a

Scandi mwah detective drunk

You're in some pain and discomfort no this

They they they win the marzipan Pig in fact I would show you the marzipan Pig

This is the marzipan Pig in question although obviously, it's different for burgonia where it is there he is

Michael go

By finding a single almond the single

Rice pudding have you done this so he's this big sort of rice pudding a

Dessert that comes in and there's one Arlen did it and one of these contains an almond

Sugar since July so this commotion commotion around geez I'm not gonna put you into a shock

Just safe rather than

I

Kind of taught as well, but it's not being fully explained to me

These are a whole almond in one of these there was a bulletin -

That's actually happening so I think you tell them send a mop down I'll piss myself about two minutes

You have found the and and the stop feeling your food

You found the almond therefore by all the great Norwegian traditions. We present you with this marzipan pigs anymore. Thank you very much

Back topic is

things you never hear at Christmas

Yeah, I'll be chauffeuring a man all through December. That's right. I'm driving homes for Christmas

He's pumping and from my voice you can probably

Be Christmas you bunch of Muppets Danny Dyer stars in a Muppets Christmas Carol

Well you soaked in brandy let's get it lit and we can pretend she fell asleep watching telly

The wise men were actually late for the birth because wise man Dara saw the star and wouldn't stop banging on about space for three

hours I

Think it's best for everyone this Christmas if we take Chris Rios car keys away

No granddad, I'm actually fascinated to listen to you talking about the Islamic faith. You're so alive to its subtleties and nuances

My goodness, that's an enormous pile under the tree when did you have it removed granddad? Oh?

We're under the mistletoe, I think you know what that means I've locked us outside again heaven I

Know I love it when your parents come for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling I

Can't believe there's this many needles under the tree already we're really gonna have to talk to Grandma about her heroin habit

Wow Abbas greatest hits oh, no it's a video of assassinations by PLO leader, Mahmoud Abbas

Okay sure on scent right okay, two words okay? Yeah, you're gonna do the whole thing okay that basically Human Centipede grandma stop

You that boy tell me what day is it what sir it's the first day of the DFS sofa sale

Things you wouldn't read in a romantic novel he pressed his lips to hers and slit his tongue in

That's not how you're supposed to do it shouted the other paramedic

He kissed her breast tenderly she said get your own KFC bucket

Is the most eligible bachelor in the county said mrs., Bennet, and he's hung like a fucking car horn

Everything was in place the bubblebath had been poured

The chocolate was there the scented candles had been lit this was going to be the best wank

We put the chocolates down beside her silence and then at last she spoke

Unexpected item in the baggie

She had never had a menage tois before let alone with two famous brothers

They drove her wild all night with their cries of to me to you

Sophie looks absolutely beautiful in her flowing wedding dress admittedly. It was an odd choice to wear on a first date. Oh

Mr.. Darcy huh, so becoming really he replied because I think it's you that will be coming

I want to see you shit in this bin

Fulfill the criteria

That's one for the Christmas special it's a festival in their age. Happy Christmas at the end

When they left the bar she saw him in a new light daylight, and he was discussed

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Dobry and then if I'm standing here, it means you're watching the post nuclear apocalypse edition of Mock the Week

Please remain on this frequency and do not exit your safety zone

Watch instead the specially prepared show featuring unseen material outtakes and some of our favorites from happier times stay calm do not panic

I

Was really too serious that I

Thought leave our mana, but plans to say again

Women minorities and children

It's gotta be his World News and the answer is

six

Modest question is it what do men in New Zealand think about every ten seconds

What was the number of the sixth person to own a telephone

Is it how many calories were in the winning dish on North Korean MasterChef

Is it the number of times my father is referred to this show as mock of the week to

Me. Yeah, oh yeah, I know you you're on Michael Dooley

Read it read it asshole

Your head looks like a No

Seriously the the the Jarrah had the large head tag again

Okay

Those that will be mock oh the week

You've all people at you, buddy

Is it how many seconds would a giraffe last in a World War one trench

Is it simply at what age does life start to go downhill?

I think this is a reference to North Korea because this is the sixth nuclear test done

It wasn't honest it wasn't but it may yet, and your edits he noted

The way things are going this could be the first ever episode of Mott the week not to make it to Dave

I would also like to commend at gamble on his commitment to satire this week

Don't jinx it and I've got a rather important audition lately

The rules have been the of the lookalike e

On the show is you really got to do the whole pose have you got the picture watching. What do you mean the whole pose?

In other news why did Labour's plans for a student desk come under scrutiny this week because they were worked out by Diane, Abbott

Hey, how much would it take to clear 100 billion you could buy a hundred DUP for that

It's a hundred billion, but they don't have to stop paying it off till they earn over 21,000 pounds of years

9 grand a year, I mean like that take them

And I'm fine for another four hours

The guy who drafted the bill was the one who sort of come up and criticized it didn't heal the guy

That was part of making that

He can't possibly live up to that I have never seen the picture of Lord Adonis

I never wish to see a picture of Laura dance because I want to imagine he's just oiled and glistening

Talking about student loans, but surely like some tickets for the gun show

He's a balding man in his 40s, it's

Interesting company to shoot that

Fool also reveal Tori are we going back to the EuroNCAP lovely of you to check?

Am I doing a very good nothing, it's not polite

Really quite disappointing and you know the rest of you

I'd Hospital abroad recently

You the hospital broad yeah, alright? I was there anyway. I was in America, and I'll shut myself in a steakhouse and

Then the next morning I woke up I couldn't hear out of one ear actually Joe what the first part that story is unrelated

It was good for context. Yeah, I

Couldn't hear one year. I went in hospital

They said you've got too much wax in your ears, and they were like flushing my ears out for hours

I was there in the fetal position and there were all

this like walking around me while I was getting mad and all the water just gushes out your ears and

They told me I had to wear a gown and you gotta wear a gown. I was like my ears are on my face

They're like is trustus, so I took my top off a walk down, but the cords on cuz I got to stay on brand

So they soaked my butt all the water

And so it looked like I did have a piece of the night before I don't know if you

Shot yourself, but the shame doesn't leave your eyes for about 48 hours

So I'm walking out. I look like in that night

I look physically like I've done it again, but my eyes are like I did it

So other can healthcare is better over here

That was the that's the moral of that story

What is she doing about the next year's

And the queen is furious because she's on a zero hours contract

She should rip the Quinn speech like if she's angry it's been cancelled this year

She should just throw in loads of stuff that she wants. She's suddenly at the end goes. Oh and free Nando's for all Queens

The government definitely can't do to screw them over like just also freddo's will beat MPs again, and you can download orgasms

One of the things that they're trying to put in is

There is a generation thing with the Fred and let it go with the Frederick. What do you mean? What's a representative of young people?

With the cost of Fred oh you come for a time we could buy a house for 10

Chocolate bar with with soft caramel insiders carry. It's basically their generations finger of fudge

No finger of folks right yeah, I genuinely for years thought they had pepper in to be exact when I ate them

I imagined I could taste pepper because the song always went there full of peppery goodness and very small and me and I

Misheard the word Cadbury is pepper and convinced myself they tasted a pepper

That's false advertising because this is just a salve yummy fudge. Yeah, yeah, and there's no peppery goodness in it

I'm what does peppery good is anyway? Yeah, and obviously just just you and me

Conversation in a retirement village

In other news what creatures have been invading people's homes well spiders, but I don't know it's just this time every year

We did spiders this time last year yeah, well, we did the ones who are outside last year

These are the ones over there crawl into the house now. They crawl into other into your house to have sex with other spiders

spiders

Spiders

Like hobbies spitting web, you've got long legs

Eggman

I wish I had the guts to sneak into other people's houses every time. I wanted to have sex it saved me a fortune, okay

Don't get confused I rode up a newspaper to hear Black Widow with next thing. I knew I wasn't allowed near Winnie Mandela

Giving you the points for that

In other news what can now be taken in larger quantities on some flights from Italy cocaine no

It's pesto yes

500 grams 5 milligrams, yeah

Yeah, or two jars of 250 if you mention it in grams

And it isn't a liquid

So I wasn't doing the math stir that that's that's the actual rule I wasn't going oh by the way you can do my 500

boys

This is normally 100 million take 3, but why have they done that then what they've done that because they sell pesto

Just through one airports not through the holes - yeah, it's just through the airport in the pesto really producing area of eternal

Yeah, it's be to encourage, but presumably it's because every tourist comes to Genoa Airport and goes north imposed oh

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh no miss Adrian you left there with a choice of well screw you

We got to get me some penne

Drugged

Just allow it because loads of its coming through well

They have decided that they're allowing because it's got we're getting so much cocaine coming through this Airport. Let's just allow

It's called newsreel we play in a recent piece of footage featuring people in the news and as huge suggests

What might be being said this week's clip features the prince of wales

you

Want me to try some of this?

Butchered goat

Just quick sniff pop it in as we used to say at boarding school

The point of the Glenmorangie

The pain of not being king

Oh young seaman I've had

It's lovely up I'll take great

Wasted

I need to choose the shop alcohol just finish this one

About 25

My god

I need to find my car

Suvir officer I still lost my car

This point to excise the end is definitely photo deer this is if not of the way above all time this

This is just a random 11 year old you roll it and saying I'd love to mow the White House lawn

And that's part of it

When you've done that I've got a wall that need no surprises cross though the kid has mowed off his feet

Bird why are you mowing the lawn we have people to do that honey. Why is bird, that's not that fun

He's probably gay you are my last options who want to be White House press secretary

It's an aerial shot

Fishermen in Alaska they found that killer

Whales have sort of formed gangs and are now stealing the fish that they're trying to harvest

I'm scared of fish or fish off any fish

By a bloke because of my fish phobia right this is a point

It was 33 and played Dungeons and Dragons, and he dumped me right

Yeah, exactly

Listen get out of the way. I told you

Because he'd always imagine living in a house where one entire wall was an aquarium right I said, yeah well

I've always imagined a sex life like don't have to dress up as Frodo

My dentist right and they they did installed a fish tank in the

Surgery to calm people down and I freaked out so he ended up probably to do my checkup in the waiting room

I've got a worse Dennis story that I was at the dentist right something broke canal

I had my head rock, but I've got slight favor of Dennis right so add my rock back

He's drilling away whatever and there's Sonny's goes

Oh shit shit shit, and they're like jumped back, and then I've got to look up I set up and there was a pigeon

On his instrument tray a pigeon

Were you just watching Finding Nemo

And then he said somehow got favorite pigeons, can you deal with it I said mate

In the show the killer whales are stealing our fish, it's like no you're stealing their fish

Mark do we get the stories presented very different to?

The dentist

Do you know what I know you're doing Orca, but I still find it offensive

Anyway meet water the government what the government is cracking down and genuinely cracking down on this week people claiming insurance claims for getting food

Poisoning while on holiday yes, because it's time for that to stop

Draw a line in the sand on that one

Write this claiming back fur for illness on holiday and the reaction is 50% of people

Go that's terrible because that surely goes back onto our insurance car insurance

Or is it just that classic British holidaymaker thing of drinking 15 pints and

You're puking your ring on the prawn cocktail you had did you just say puking your ring puking your ring?

Puking your range. Yes, what does it mean is it something to deny that you've you've heard their own asshole comes up ahead

Rich culture they are

Too rich if you're puking like that

we are witty and loquacious people you should you should hear my father simply describe every farty, let's

You could miss that one you know

You won't get that out in a cold wash oh

It's like Ulysses isn't it really?

When the our choice board use that

Just the music

That one

We're a part isn't just a fact

In other news what's going on here? Oh that is? That's the new design for freddo bars?

If the middle one saying Miss Piggy I didn't expect you home so early

Weirdly, I love you asses. It's just some frogs

At the top two broken down and they're being towed home

I have every piece of my heart. It says frogs ideas you know and I suppose they're gonna check just put

Donald Trump and his wife Melania at the White House this week Melania has finally joined her husband in the White House after spending the

first five-year months of his pregnant pregnancy

Murderuss I rap you can say pregnancy again. I literally cannot see seanica

This is the picture of Donald Trump and isn't it glowing

You could take with us Donald sorry, okay, we do it again

Yes, this is a picture of folic acid guzzling Donald Trump

Master of it unexpected pregnancy in a seven-year-old man some back pain some nausea, but mainly sitting on that round each

Somebody get me some cake

Okay, we need to go again obviously. Yeah, did it like a prick

I

Would probably do it this time?

At the White House last week milania's finally joined her husband to the White House after spend the first five months of his presidency

Come on it's funny that he's pregnant

Talking to you, and I just looked at Milton the last I said Milton, but no one ever talks to Milton

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Rep. Trey Gowdy Smells Something Fishy About Vegas Shooting. - Duration: 3:56.

Rep. Trey Gowdy Smells Something Fishy About Vegas Shooting.

The Las Vegas shooting outside the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino that left 59 dead and

over 500 wounded has had a devastating impact on America.

So far, there is no explanation as to why this took place.

The mysterious events behind the massacre have many scratching their heads with suspicion,

including Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC), chair of the House Oversight Committee.

Gowdy questioned the current narrative, saying "it is difficult to believe that a single

person could have done this without detection."

According to CBS News, the current opinion among investigators is that 64-year-old shooter

Stephen Paddock acted alone.

He was staying in his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay since September 28 and had 23 firearms

with him.

Investigators found 10 suitcases which are presumed to be the containers in which the

firearms and ammunition were transported to the hotel room.

Police subsequently found 19 additional firearms, thousands of rounds of ammunition, explosives,

and electronics at Paddock's home in Mesquite, Nevada.

Despite the high number of weapons and ammunition in his room at the time of the crime, no staff

member or resident at the hotel reported suspicious behavior.

Rep. Gowdy finds it odd that Paddock failed to arouse suspicion in the days leading up

to his shooting spree, in which he fired down from his room on the 32nd floor of the hotel

at a crowd of 22,000 country music fans attending an outdoor concert.

"It's an incredible level of premeditation that you don't ordinarily see," Gowdy

said.

"And it is difficult to believe that a single person could have done this without detection."

The South Carolina Congressman went on to assert that citizens reporting suspicious

activity helps to prevent crime.

"And so, I hope that what comes out of this is … lots of crime is prevented because

a non-law enforcement officer says something; the weapons and whether or not it was altered

to become fully automatic and the premeditation of picking a certain hotel room," Gowdy

said.

Gowdy predicts investigators will discover people who viewed Paddock as suspicious but

failed to report him to authorities.

For Gowdy, the amount of premeditation involved on Paddock's part made going undetected

unlikely.

"I think we're going to find someone along the way was suspicious, and they should have

turned that suspicion into a phone call to law enforcement," he said.

"It's an incredible amount of premeditation to not go detected."

Police have not yet publicly released information about camera footage, which may shed light

on how Paddock transported his stockpile of firearms into his hotel room.

Stephen Paddock doesn't seem to fit any profiles of cold-blooded killers, provoking

mystery regarding his motivation.

He had no criminal record outside a routine citation that was handled in court.

He also had no history of mental illness, and investigators have yet to find a link

to international terror — the seemingly only one clue into Paddock's psyche.

As reported by the Washington Post, the shooter's father, an FBI most wanted bank robber, was

taken into custody when the young Paddock was seven years old.

His father later escaped from prison and was distant from his children.

Paddock's girlfriend, 62-year-old Marilou Danley of the Philippines, returned to the

US from a trip abroad Tuesday night.

The FBI met her at the airport.

Danley has been classified a "person of interest," but for the moment she is not

a suspected accomplice in the case.

Time will tell whether or not people noticed Paddock's accrual of weaponry to his hotel

room.

Time will also tell whether or not Gowdy is correct.

Trey Gowdy finds it hard to believe there was only one shooter.

Do you think there was more than one?

What do you think about this?

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