I've told the designer
Peter, sell the 109 for me.
Every sponsor on the poster should be in one size.
And buy the 423.
The clients are now complaining.
- Once it reaches $3.6, buy 300 more. - Can't amend?
- Tell him - Right.
- I can amend his paycheck of last payment. - Don't worry.
Or maybe two zeros less.
Buy me a drink tonight if you want to know more.
Mr. and Mrs. Chan, sorry to be late.
Chloe, is there anything good?
I recommend this.
It's the best choice for a night club. You should love it.
Is it really that good?
It's meaningless. You know. Being a husband now,
you've no voice. Right, honey?
You two are so sweet.
I envy you. Can you teach me?
Teach you? Actually I don't know him well.
Take him if you like. Let's focus on the flat. I'm in a rush.
Easy. The tools are ready. All in the car.
Later when she comes, remember to hide up.
Don't fuck up.
We'd several rehearsals yesterday. Won't go wrong.
It's her. Be smart.
Come on. Let's go.
Where're you? Why didn't you pick my call?
I'm just next to you.
You are here? I can't see you.
It seems quiet over there. Where're you?
Come closer. Then you can see me.
No more kidding. The movie is about to start.
Come closer.
I promise you won't regret for it.
Hung! If you don't show up now,
I'll go home. One, two,
three...
What's going on?
Isn't that obvious?
If you leave, then I got to mail you the flowers and the ring.
Bobo, will you marry me?
Isn't that too casual to propose on the street?
No. If you say yes,
We'll go to a 5-star hotel to have candle-night dinner.
Marry me.
But I bought tickets already.
What?
Or we may go after the movie?
That means you accept it?
Thank you, honey.
Come on. Have a look at the ring.
Thank you, hubby.
What's going on, honey?
Hubby, when'll we go for a trip?
Trip? See if you can turn your phone off.
You're always busy with your business.
Hello
Our car will arrive in a second. Can you go now?
Okay, I'll come out now.
You're leaving?
Yes, I'm going with Mr. Young for a meeting in Macau.
When'll you be back? Got to pick you up?
Don't know yet. Call you.
"One year later"
"Methods of correction of sexual disharmony in marriage"
You can't eat this.
Why?
Maybe it works
"Reasons lead to sex impotence:"
"1. Smoking"
"2. Drug addiction"
"3. Work pressure"
"4. Testicular cancer"
"5. Excessive masturbation..."
Welcome to join us.
For this "sex coaching" session.
I'm your coach Ms. Mak.
Easy. Relax.
You can share everything with me.
Gentleman first.
- Me? - Umm.
I'm feeling good.
But my wife has a lot of questions for you.
Me?
Sure. It's you who want to come.
It's because you're impotent.
I'm impotent? No way!
How can that be my problem?
One to two times only. It's normal.
It functions only one to two times.
Please don't talk the truth.
Do you need a mic for everybody to hear it?
You refused to see a doctor.
And you're refusing to tell your problem now. So?
I'm here now. Right?
Let's take a break.
And I'll have a little talk with you separately.
How do you think about your sex life?
He doesn't like me anymore.
Why?
We haven't done that thing for long.
Even we did, he couldn't make it to the end.
Can you tell me more?
When he put it in, soon it became soft.
How do you feel about your sex life?
I don't feel she enjoys sex.
She's just getting somebody for making babies.
Of course for babies. What else?
You're right to want babies.
But we need to have some fun.
I'm not an ETC machine.
Things are coming in and out by just pressing a button.
Everything needs the right timing.
But he always got it wrong.
- Hey honey. - Umm.
No more reading.
I want to...
My ovulation's on Wednesday.
I know. Today's Wednesday.
Should be next Wednesday.
Oh! No.
Let's do it later.
Honey, it's Wednesday again.
Alright.
Yeah, come on. Come on.
What's going on?
Checking temperature. 3 minutes.
Again?
Okay
Oh! Yes! Come on!
Quick! Quick! Quick!
What're you doing there? Come on!
Hey! I'm almost there. You better help me! Help me!
What're you doing?
Everyone have their own needs. Come on!
Come on! Help me!
You pervert! So dirty!
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
So what now?
Wait until next Wednesday.
I hate Wednesday.
I am pervert? How about her?
What?
Just once! I feel better with the lights on.
No! It makes me embarrassed.
No way. We're couple.
I don't care. I won't do it with the lights on.
What?
Why you kiss me here?
What's wrong?
Mouth water is dirty.
What?
Clean it up to avoid bacteria.
Okay, now you can kiss me here
What's wrong?
Poor baby! I'll allow you to turn on the lights.
That's great. Thanks so much.
What's wrong?
Still have time. Let me do a facial. Help yourself.
I need 15 minutes. If you're still not ready,
cook me a cup noodle.
Honey, are you going to office? I drive you.
Hubby, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't tell that to the others.
Having a baby's just like getting a taxi.
They're everywhere when you don't need one.
You can hardly find one when you need.
So be patient. You'll get one soon!
Let's go for dinner.
No. I've to hurry back office.
Otherwise boss will get mad with me.
Call you when off.
Alright.
Bye hubby.
Bye. Take care.
Hey.
What're you doing here?
Just wandering around.
Still pretending to work?
Do you have jobs for me? Come on.
If my wife knew it, I'll be in deep shit.
I'm now calling you for interviews!
I can go anytime
We're buddies. I got to tell you first.
You may not want to take this job.
Nothing can be worse than now.
Except gigolo, I'll take any job.
Okay, no complaints later.
I have begged this job for you for a long time
You're kidding me, buddy!
As a sex shop, it's quite tidy and clean.
It's far more better than your previous job.
Bobo will be mad at me if she knows I work here
I better leave.
Hey, hey, hey...
Any difference if you tell her you lost your job?
Just stay until you have a better offer.
Ming!
Pauline!
Let me introduce, my buddy, Hung!
He's hardworking and tough!
Say hello.
Pauline.
You're so muscular! When can you start?
I'll need to think.
Immediately!
So... immediately or you'll need time to think?
What else to think about?
Thank Pauline for seeing in you
I mean supporting you! Do a good job!
Why don't you try this masturbator?
And tell me how it is?
No way! You want me to try this stuff?
Of course! If you don't try it,
how can you recommend to the customers?
See I always have my fake penis with me.
This's professional!
No way! Do I really have to try?
What... What are you doing?
You want me to try it
I'm just joking! Come on.
Joking?
Pauline's just kidding you!
No way for her to try this fake penis everyday
I really did that everyday
You mean it?
I'm just kidding! Of course!
But it seems to be used.
Pauline! What's my job duty?
You go and hand out these condoms for trial.
Hand out these? I don't want my friends to see me
Hey, 0.02 Sagami, butter box packing.
Do you know how popular it is?
Alright, I'll give you some later
Good buddy, I go queue up now.
Sukie! Where've you been?
Your boy's waiting inside!
I was just looking for him.
Come. You got to drink.
I'll go in first.
What're you doing again?
I'm calling my wife. She's checking me out!
What? Your wife's inside!
Honey! Did you go to the movie premiere?
Why didn't you call me to pick you up?
I did but you didn't pick up my calls.
It's so noisy. I can't hear my phone.
How's it tonight?
Okay.
Please go home if you want a talk.
We're here to drink.
You really want to be drunk. Come on...
Cheers...
Raymond
Come...
Cheers...
Hey Ben! New face here. What's your name?
My girlfriend, Sukie!
Like a superstar?
Sis Sze, I love singing so much.
Pick a song and I sing for you.
Let's have audition now.
If she sings well, sign the contract with her tomorrow.
Sorry, I am off now.
You may sing with my husband if you want.
Sing with him? No way.
Vivi, you sing with her.
I am late, sorry.
Alright, have a seat.
Serve drinks.
Yes.
What're you doing?
She's young. She got to serve us.
Are you handicapped? Why don't you help yourself?
Hot chick! Have we met before?
At your shops.
My Shops?
Yes.
Raymond, are you really drunk?
She's the spokesman of your brand this year.
You can see her posters in every of your shops.
Really?
Really.
Sorry! Sorry!
Actually I didn't go to work for long.
Raymond, nice watch.
It's nothing. Limited edition. Only eight.
What do you think if I wear it?
Nice! Take it if you like.
Don't touch it.
Please don't make fun of the little girl.
If you call the police tomorrow for losing your watch,
we'll be in trouble.
Come on. Let's play.
Joey and Tracy will have shooting tomorrow.
Call Keung to drive them home.
Okay.
I just arrived and didn't pick a song yet.
Shall I cancel all your jobs tomorrow?
Then you can stay and play.
Or I introduce you to work in the karaoke?
Great. I've a new shop in the red-light district.
That's right. Let's play again next time.
Keung, come now. Somebody needs to go. Quick.
Hello, Mr. Hu. Sure we can talk.
Yes, I've read it.
I will give you feedback tomorrow.
Okay, see you tomorrow. Thanks, bye.
Sis Sze!
Bro Andrew, it's so nice of you to come to my shop.
Sure I have to come celebrate of your new shop.
You're so nice. Let's get you a drink.
No thanks. I'm drinking too much.
Come. Let me introduce my nephew. Owen.
Yes?
Famous artist manager in Hong Kong, Sis Sze
He's just back from U.S. and still jet-lagging.
So he looks sleepy.
It's normal for youngsters nowadays.
He looks good. Want to do a casting with him?
Come have a talk in my office.
Thanks.
Hey, Owen. Come thanks Sis Sze.
I don't want to be an artist. Awful job!
He's getting drunk. Just kidding!
What do you want to do, man?
Flirting with girls!
You've a high aim.
Why not?
Anyway I'll bring him to your office for casting.
Let see.
How's the movie you mentioned last time?
Let's talk in the next room.
Alright
My phone.
Never mind.
Hold on.
Later.
Mr. Young, the attendance list for the press conference...
"Still awake?"
"We just met"
"Some more hints?"
"Why are you not asleep yet?"
"it's none of your business"
"Just want to have a chat with you."
How's it when you went to
the Family Planning Association?
It doesn't help.
Did you tell doctor about your husband's impotence?
Can you keep your voice down?
Hung may have a mistress
He won't.
Oh no.
He likes men?
That's enough.
Oh, I got it. He's impotent in front of you
Because you're not lewd enough
You nuts. I'm not that kind of woman.
Sometimes you need to be romantic
Men like new things
You can do whatever inside your bedroom.
Nobody will bother
- Really? - I wont lie to you
Do you think I'm horny?
Hello? I can't hear you, can you speak louder?
Do you think I'm horny?
Morning, Ms. Kwong.
Hey are you here?
I just met my colleague.
Do you think he heard me talking about horny?
Surprise!
Do you remember this?
What?
This's my old uniform.
It still fits.
Did you prepare the dinner? I'm hungry.
Never mind. Let's go into the bedroom.
Why?
I want you to help with my homework. Go.
Honey, honey.
Umm?
Today's not the ovulation date.
This's a pop quiz to check with your fighting strength.
Are you ready?
I am ready for long!
Ok? Let's go!
Open the drawer.
I don't want condoms
Open it. Surprise
Honey, what's this?
Spray it there to increase the duration. You know...
Where did you get this?
My cousin gave me this. Her husband also uses it.
It's effective and safe. No worries
And she taught me to wear this
to make you happy-
Shit. How come you told her about me?
You shouldn't tell others.
She's my cousin, my only relative in Hong Kong.
She just wanted to help me.
Why didn't you go to the doctor then?
I'm feeling well. I don't need a doctor.
Whatever. Let's try once. Please.
You nuts. You try it yourself. I go take a bath.
Go make dinner.
Pjur Superhero sexual enhancement spray.
It enables the user to extend the duration time.
It refreshes the reproductive organ.
It makes you fully energized
Oh! I should have used this.
Dinner tonight. Wait for you.
Hello
Hello
Hey, you're here.
Cousin
Come on, eat.
Bobo's not here yet?
She's in the washroom. She looks furious.
What's wrong with you?
It's all because of you.
What? Me?
You're late again. What's up?
Just closed my shop. No, just off from work.
You usually off at six.
It's now nearly eight. Why?
We're busy with a big project, so we got to work overtime
I look so exhausted.
No more chatting. Come on, eat!
This oyster's just done. For you.
Okay, I'll help myself. Thanks.
An oyster a day and no woman will complain.
Right, honey? We may order some more for you.
We just ordered two dozen.
Quiet.
Hey, everyone know this. He...
Alright. Eat...
Why did you order such kinds of food?
We ordered these for you. This hotpot's famous.
It's called "Attack on Hotpot". The soup's rich.
Drink some soup. It'll make you hot.
And make you terribly hard.
Gourmet.
What? You're afraid? I'll have one first.
I just want the best,
Porsche and Ox testicles.
It's still hard.
Really disgusting!
Close your eyes.
You don't want nightmares.
You should try that.
I'll go to your place tonight
That's great. Shall we order more?
That's enough. Stop making fun of me!
You may order some other food.
It doesn't matter.
You know, no matter how strong a penis is,
It may sometimes get soft.
Just strengthen it again and it'll be fine.
And I'd lent you my spray.
Don't worry about that. We support you
Hung, I swear!
Nobody else will know this except us
One, two, three, four, five, six
Otherwise I'll cut my penis off.
Mr. Chan, the water turtle's ready to cook.
Have your impotent friend arrived yet?
Here
Hubby! Hubby!
Hubby! What's up?
They're just kidding. Let's go back.
That's not you. So you don't have hard feelings.
Hey please! They're looking at us.
Let's go back, ok?
No! Don't bother me!
Why're you losing your temper?
Why can't I lose my temper?
You're telling everybody about me
I'm your husband.
I'm not your friend or your colleague
I don't want to be topic of your gossip.
I'm your wife. Why did you lie to me?
Did I lie to you? When did I lie to you?
Why didn't you tell me you're fired?
Why did you know that?
Hello!
May I talk to Hung?
He's out. Who's calling?
Are you Mrs. Hung? I'm Cheung.
His old colleague.
Why're you calling him?
We're moving to new office soon.
Hung still got some stuff here.
Just to see if he'll come pick them up or not?
But Why?
He's been fired for two months.
Didn't you know it?
Maybe I'll call back later. Sorry. Bye
You didn't tell me you've been fired.
You didn't tell me you got a new job.
Why did you know about my new job?
Hung! No secret can be hidden forever.
I don't intend to lie to you
Don't try to say that it's not you.
Why you selling these kind of things?
I bought all those clothing for you
You pervert.
Me? I just tried to earn a living.
Why're you surfing that kind of photos?
Stick to the point.
You tell first.
You're lying to me! Your wife!
Why?
No! I didn't lie to you
What else you're lying to me?
What else you're hiding from me?
Nothing else. Alright?
No. Go back now.
No! You go.
I won't go with you. They're laughing at me!
It's your fault. Why're you getting mad at me?
Why can't I lose my temper?
Why can't I lose my temper?
- Do you think I can't? - Stop it!
I give you ten minutes.
If you don't go back, don't go home tonight.
Can you hear that?
Finished? I've a date. Got to go now
Hey, let's play one more game.
No way.
Can I join?
Who're you?
I want to play. Can I join you for a game?
You know how to play?
Let see!
Loser buys the drinks.
- I don't want drinks. - I go first.
Yes! Your turn. Come on.
Did you say you good at darts?
You're just lucky
Let's compete.
Why not?
Come on!
Loser drinks.
You play well as a lady.
You play often?
Only three or four times.
Are you serious?
I won a champion in archery in U.S.
Champion in archery?
For hunting?
There's archery for Olympics
But not for darts.
"Wife"
Why don't you pick up the phone? It's your wife.
So what.
I pick it up for you.
Stop it. Give me back.
See if you can grab it.
No! Give me back! Give me!
Shit!
It's you to shut it down! Not me.
She seems to have something urgent.
Did you give her the housekeeping money yet?
Better go home now if you pissed her off.
May be it's another way round.
It's she who pissed me off.
No exception.
She used to force me to apologize my faults.
A man should dare to apologize. She said so
Alright, so I apologized.
But she would never apologize for her faults.
And said men shouldn't
haggle with women.
Bullshit! That's absolutely unequal.
What do you think?
What're you doing?
You look so sweet you get angry.
Bullshit!
Let's...
Make love
Oh. I'm married. I'm not your type.
I'm not rich.
You think I am...
Okay. Sorry.
I know jobs make all equal.
But I won't pay you.
Or I pay you?
What's your price?
What? I won't do that.
Am I really that unattractive?
Or you are impotent?
Kiss my ear!
What? Ok!
Kiss my ear!
Kiss my neck!
Okay!
Kiss my ear again!
Yes
Touch me!
Where?
Whatever!
Lower! Lower!
Are you ready?
Soon! Wait!
May I help you?
Can you?
Hey
We're just newly met. You're really nice.
You're welcome! I'm just helping myself.
Right. You're really nice.
Are you ready?
Soon.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Why? Your first time?
Sorry, I drank too much.
You made me so happy. I should thank you.
You're great!
Really?
Your wife should be a happy woman.
Why?
Your wife still not satisfied with that?
No. She's not interested at all.
Then you've to control yourself every day.
Way too poor.
What can I do? Divorce my wife?
But she loves me
Let me help you.
How can you help me then?
Any time you want to have sex. Call me.
What's wrong with you?
Yes! Something's wrong with me! How do you know?
What's it?
There's a tumor in my brain, pressing the nerve.
So I got endocrine and adrenaline problem.
It made me feel like needing sex always.
No more kidding. You don't look sick.
It doesn't matter.
The point is do you want to make love with me?
That means you've thought about it.
But I love my wife so much.
So what?
I don't mean to like you.
I just want to fuck with you
I want you to be my fuck buddy.
I don't get it.
We come out to fuck when free.
No responsibility.
No promise.
Sounds good.
Of course. Deal?
Do you have many fuck buddies?
You're the only one in Hong Kong.
But a few in U.S
I like having sex but I'm not promiscuous.
Hey, come on.
Get me you phone and save my number.
This's my number. I'll call it.
Honest Medicine? What does it mean?
When you see the name
That means you'll be cured. You stupid.
Enough rest? Next match.
Come on.
Hey, wait.
Honey! Sorry!
Hello. It's done?
Yes. This foreign photographer's efficient.
His works are beautiful.
You sound like not feeling well. Had medicine yet?
Yes. I feel better now
I feel you're getting worse.
I'll take you to the doctor.
I'm fine! Isn't today the birthday of your mother in law?
Go celebrate with her.
Shall I order some food for you?
See if you feel better later.
I'll go with you to the doctor after the banquet.
Whatever. You're long winded like my mom.
Bye.
Did you order?
It's you.
It's gorgeous. Rented or bought?
Bought!
Bought? Does a manager earn a lot?
Depends! Some're greatly disappointed.
That won't be you.
You're cool!
Yeah, not bad.
Do you want to be my artist?
It's better to be an artist than a delivery boy.
It's good to be a delivery boy
How good?
Flexible working hours and get paid daily.
No qualification needed. Fits lazy people like me.
So I've plenty of time for flirting girls.
You flirting girls, then you better be a star.
When you become famous,
girls will come to you.
You'll be followed by Paparazzi
They'll make up stories of you. I won't be stupid!
I prefer flirting girls by stealth
You're right!
Are you okay?
You're taking so many drugs. You got cancer?
Damn you. Just a cold.
I've a prescription for cold.
Wanna try it?
You?
When I was in China Town,
I do blind massage for the westerners.
Blind? You?
The room's so dark! The westerners were easy to fool.
I'm not easy.
Come. Put away the food.
I'll make you comfortable.
Easy!
Relax! Come on! Close your eyes.
How do you feel?
Not bad. Harder.
Sure, if you request.
Your perfume smells good. What brand?
Sorry, you're not my type!
How do you know?
How's it?
Not bad!
Do you want more?
I can skip work.
Thanks! You're so nice.
You know, if you get sweat, you'll recover soon.
Keep the change.
Thanks. Order next time.
Hi
Why're you back?
I'm coming to see you.
He's very handsome.
I should order again.
You better stay instead of take away.
Then you can see him longer
Do you feel better?
Yes. Are you going to the banquet?
I'll get my stuff then go.
Take care.
Thank you.
"Wife"
Yes.Yes
"Wife"
Who's better to fuck with? Your wife or me?
Don't talk about my wife.
Let's go have some food.
What do you want?
I've a meeting. Drop you there.
Morning
Morning
- Hey - Bobo, long time
It's so nice of you to come visit us.
Yes
Baby! Let me give you a hug.
Yeah
Alright. Be good.
You like babies so much.
Why don't you have one?
Tell your husband not to be lazy. Work harder
We're working on it.
It's not you to decide whether to have babies or not.
It's some kind of luck. It might not be your problem.
Shall I introduce you a doctor?
No, thanks. Here your baby. I go to work.
Are you okay?
Please wait
Sir, may I help you?
I want to learn darts.
I want a coach. How to apply?
Just fill in the form.
We got a champion here.
She can teach you. Darts Queen!
Come here.
This gentleman wants to learn darts.
You're so kind
Would you teach him?
I forgot your name?
Wong
You know each other?
My colleague.
That's good. I'll get you some drinks.
And the form. I'll give you discount.
Is this your first time here?
We've been colleagues for long.
But I don't know you're a Darts Queen.
Let's play a game.
Why're you here?
Someone introduced?
I read it from the magazine last week.
Which one?
I forgot.
Just a week
Then you forgot?
I'll go find it. Tell you later.
Forget it. I think you're lying.
How do you know?
When the boss offered you the discount
You didn't respond means you're not interested at all.
I go take some drinks.
And the form.
I'll give you discount.
Then I saw your pose.
You'd played for a year at least.
Just by luck.
When we're playing,
I saw you staring at the entrance for seven times.
You don't come to play darts. You're waiting for someone.
You're clever.
Sure. I've good eyes.
Tell me! Why're you here?
You follow me?
I'm not waiting for you.
Fleur.
What a coincidence.
I'm coming for you. Why didn't you pick up my calls?
I just don't want to.
How about the whatsapp?
Why don't you reply my messages?
Right. Please don't whatsapp me anymore
I don't want to change my number. And, we're broke up!
Otherwise, we can no longer be friends.
I don't want you to be my friend.
But my girlfriend!
Don't be childish.
I've a boyfriend.
Who's he? Do I know him?
Where're you?
Don't come. Ray's here.
I come down. Bye.
Fleur!
Enough! Don't bother me!
Otherwise I'll hate you forever!
I told you I didn't follow you up.
It's my fault.
If I didn't get drunk,
and went home with Fleur's best friend,
I won't break up with her.
Everything's clear now.
I won't pity you.
Don't think she's good
She always goes out with boys behind me
I guess she always cheat on me.
That's your guess. But you're the one cheating now.
Don't try to drag others into it.
I'm not bad, but stupid.
I shouldn't tell her everything.
If I kept my mouth shut that time,
I won't be bullied by her.
You don't know women at all.
Sometimes when we ask,
we don't really want the answer
But the way you answer
We ask because we care.
Got it?
I'm wrong. I really don't have a girlfriend now
Teach me how to chase her back.
Now? You know, for women
We hate to hear the word "now"
What we need's the future!
She didn't read my messages.
Only one tick for all whatsapp messages.
Did you read the news?
Double ticks for whatsapp means
only it's received but not read.
Got it? Don't be outdated.
Really?
The one tick and two ticks
made love uneasy
May be something's wrong with my whatsapp.
Or you give me your number.
I'll try to send you message.
Idiot! Don't use that silly way to get my number.
I'm married! Don't ever think about it.
We're colleagues. It's common to exchange numbers.
You better try it with your mom!
What do you want to buy? Hurry up!
I need to buy cup noodles.
Otherwise I got nothing to eat tomorrow.
Cup noodles? Breaking up only
Waiting for my next paycheck.
Honey! You're back?
You're working hard.
Try this freshly made spicy hotpot
from Taiwan.
Come on. Sit
Didn't you say you love it?
You can now enjoy it without flying.
You made big money?
I want my wife to be happy.
Money doesn't matter.
I shouldn't piss her off.
This's the reason? I heard your wife's not easy to be happy.
Sure. I know! To show my sincerity, I got a unique skill!
Hey
What're you doing? You stomach's not good.
You'll get a gastric hemorrhage.
If my wife could forgive me,
I don't care.
If you're in trouble, I got to take you to the doctor.
And I can't enjoy
the hotpot and waste it.
Alright, so you better eat.
Come on
Come on
Actually your husband's pretty good.
Actually, your wife's not that stingy.
Otherwise she should have left.
That's great.
Thanks honey.
So your torture trick's successful.
What? No way.
I mean to use honey trap.
Just you?
No! I asked them all to come.
I'll do my best tonight
I've calculated for you. Tonight's the perfect time.
Together with this,
we won't get out of bed till the morning.
Kiss my ear
Okay
Kiss my neck
Okay
Touch me
Hubby, I feel you're so different.
I don't think so.
Where've you been today? Who did you meet?
I went to work today. Nothing special.
I feel you're awesome.
Sure, I'm. And I love you.
Alright, I don't want to gossip behind you.
Sis's here.
Let's make everything clear.
The client complained that you're late.
Not willing to do makeup when arrived.
And keep talking on phones between the shooting.
The one day shooting turned into three days finally.
You want to quit?
I was feeling unwell those days.
I was sick. I didn't mean to ruin it.
You're sick?
Someone saw you got drunk
in LKF with your boyfriend.
That's his birthday party.
I should attend while I'm his girlfriend.
He'd lose face if I left early.
I was being cursed by the client like hell.
I should suffer that?
You're my manager. And you take commission.
You're the one to solve problems.
Not me.
What do you mean? She builds your career.
Damn! She's not my mother.
I can be a star because I got the potential.
I made big money for her these years.
Be honest, Sis May,
I'm the one to pay you salary.
How can you talk to your boss like that?
Sis Sze! I teach you how to talk with the client
Bluff him!
Tell him I'm his only choice.
He doesn't dares to change me
He doesn't dares to but I do.
I called the client this morning.
And told him all your unfinished jobs will be passed to Joey.
He accepted it immediately.
Joey's so green.
No experience in acting and doesn't sing well.
She needs more practice.
You better ask her to dye her hair first
Joey's young, and asking for a lower price.
She's no boyfriend.
And doesn't have to spend time for birthday parties.
About her acting and singing
That's easy. I'll pass all your films to her.
And all your unwanted songs to her.
She'll be busy enough with all that.
Thanks sis! I'll do my best.
I won't let you down.
Bitch! Did I treat you so bad?
Why you do that to me?
Just learn it from you. You're not my daughter.
We're just working partners.
If you're that unsatisfied, why not have a break?
Alright! Let see!
Ask Keung to wait me downstairs.
OK
Keung's off. I'm afraid you got to take a bus.
See.
Cool.
You're eating cup noodles every day.
No nutrition value and tasteless. What a tragedy.
How's it? Taste good?
I hope to eat this for my whole life.
You're so exaggerated!
Poor you! I've time so I made a set for you.
Thanks for your treat.
I'll buy you dinner when I get my paycheck.
You've to come.
Why not?
"One month later"
It's my treat.
What do you like? Just order.
Sure! You just got your paycheck!
I'll order whatever I want.
What do you want?
Let's decide it later.
- Shit! - What?
I forgot my wallet.
I'll be back soon. Wait
It'll be full of people. Hurry up.
Hello
Honey, I got to do delivery today.
Let's have lunch together?
I'm coming to your office.
No! No!
I'm busy today.
I'm free. I can wait.
I'll come back soon.
Manager keeps urging me. I'll call you later
Alright. Bye.
Bye
There?
Yes, that way.
"Yesterday"
"Bro Give me a call when you need"
"Hope you know him as well"
Hello, Ming!
Do you have time for a talk?
When did that happen?
I went darting last month.
And I saw Bobo darting with a young guy.
This one...
That guy looked unfamiliar,
so I took a photo of him.
By the way, who's he?
He's cousin of Bobo.
Just came back from Canada.
I was afraid that Bobo had an affair!
You'll never imagine what'd happen.
Excuse me
Please serve that customer.
I want condoms. The ones made in Japan.
"Tonight, the usual place. You'll get cured."
Thin and heat transmitting. I've tried it. Perfect.
Only 0.02 that thin? Will it be easily worn out?
I'm awesome.
Me too. Any way you can hardly tear it up.
And it's packed in a butter box.
You won't reverse it.
You're nice. I'll give you two boxes as gifts.
Hey.
You're so late. I've waited you so long.
Traffic jam. Sorry.
Go have a bath. You want some food?
No thanks.
You seem even more lustful than me.
Don't bother me. I don't feel like sex today.
Why're you unhappy?
You know there's retribution on earth.
When I'd sex with you,
my wife may then have sex with another guy.
There's retribution.
Funny. Can you tell me more?
I dated her for lunch. She said she was busy.
But I found she had lunch with another guy.
Just for lunch. What big deal?
But there might be something else other than lunch
Just like you and me.
That's life.
You can't do everything right.
Take it easy.
Divorce with your wife
Or just pretend you know nothing.
You won't be happy if you keep thinking this way.
It's meaningless.
Talk is easy.
What if your boyfriend having an affair. Will you happy?
So I choose to have sex only.
You pervert. Forget it.
You don't know about love.
It takes you one second only to say the word "love"
But it takes 100 or 1000 times more to make love.
I booked this room for 2 hours.
Better don't waste it.
Don't touch me.
If you don't want sex, why did you come?
I just want a chat.
Fuck buddies don't chat.
Let's watch TV then.
That's TV buddy.
I won't make love with you today
But I don't want you to make love with others.
You're always making love with people you don't know.
It's actually very dangerous.
Why're you caring about me? You like me?
No. We're friends.
I don't want you to have any danger
Let me repeat.
We seek only for comfort from a fuck buddy.
Nothing else
Right
I won't stop you.
Get another one to make love with you.
Don't waste these two hours.
Why so dark?
What happened?
Easy. Just a black out.
I'll get someone to help.
No! No! Don't leave me alone.
I'm here. See.
What?
Take a look.
A heart.
Why?
When I was small, I scared of darkness.
Every time a black out,
my mom would take two lighters out.
And made this heart to make me happy.
You like it?
You idiot.
Shall we make love?
What?
Why? Scared of retribution?
No.80 shall we turn off the lights?
Come on. Leave them on.
Mr. Tam, I'll be back soon. Just to return a call.
Go sing a song.
Sis, sorry I'm late.
How's it inside?
Killing field. You better go in first.
I'll be back after throwing up.
Let me handle it.
Be smart. A big customer.
Hello, Mr. Tam. Long time. Remember me?
You husband's awesome.
That's my true response. I wasn't acting.
The video's not bad. You two look so enjoy.
How do you feel about my husband?
Don't play innocent! I'll put the video on the internet.
Don't try me! I scare nothing.
You're inside the video, not me.
You'll be the fool, not me
I don't care.
Many people became even hotter
after the videos.
I may get some jobs of adult films. Who care?
I can get some jobs for you. No commission.
You bitch is perfect for adult films.
I really mean it! I'll send it out!
Did I curse your family?
Why did you seduce my husband?
Yes! Because you're disturbing me that night
When did I do so?
If it was not you,
I'd got Raymond's watch with me already!
You did everything because of a watch. You crazy?
I'm crazy. And I want you to go to hell with me!
Okay! Send it out. Let's go to hell together.
Do you mean it? Shall you discuss with your husband?
I heard he's running for the Director of Tung Wa Group.
If he knew you agreed to send the video out
I couldn't imagine what he would do
I'd tell him that
you didn't stop the thing
And even intend to ruin him.
What do you want?
You're smart. You should know.
Hello
Sis, where're you?
Talk later.
Don't call the restaurant to order
Just call me.
What's going on?
Don't you like flirting with girls? Come on.
Hey, hey
Why're you unhappy? Your husband had an affair?
How do you know that?
When I was in U.S.,
I worked part-time gardener for a white lady.
She's conservative. But one night, she called me.
She asked me to go over.
She grabbed me to make love with her.
After that she told me she was going to divorce.
You both had the same facial expressions.
All women are fans of "Desperate Housewives".
You all believed you could take revenge on men like this.
Was that lady ugly?
She paid me 200 US Dollars.
I won't disclose anything.
How much do you need?
I enjoyed the moment, so I won't take a penny.
But you need to pay me.
I'm penniless. Can you just waive it?
Just kidding!
You don't look so weak! It's not a big deal.
My husband's having an affair!
The girl is blackmailing me also!
You're a tough woman. Career should be the only thing you care.
Everyone have the same thinking as you.
No matter what happens finally
No one pities me.
So I always say, I enjoy for being single.
Why bother to go dating and getting married?
Does your husband know that you knew it?
Should I let him know?
Don't ask me! I won't take the responsibility.
But if you don't tell him, then he'll never know.
You can be a model couple.
Everyone will be jealous of you.
People on earth can only see other people's happiness.
But everyone have their own worries behind.
It's hard to tell others about these.
It's meaningless to tell others.
They won't pity you. Be strong
Time for me to go.
Why so hurry? Have a date?
Yes, with girl.
Alright! Remember.
Call me if you've any problem.
I'll help you.
What can you help me?
No idea! I'll help you with my two knives!
What?
I'm not sure it's two or three knives!
I'm westerner. Not quite know the Chinese idiom.
Anyway, I'll show up if you call me.
Alright?
Be happy, okay?
Drink less. I'll take this.
Let me think for a moment.
I haven't tell him yet
It's not the right timing! Don't force me!
I swear I'll tell him, okay?
Talk later
Talk later. He'll be awake soon.
Sorry, Sis. Traffic jam. Let's start the meeting.
Someone's not here yet
Who else is coming?
Sorry. I played till late last night.
So I can't wake up this morning. Let's start.
Who asked you to come? You're unwelcome!
It's me! Okay, let's have meeting!
May, please help to make some calls
To cancel all the jobs of Joey
Tell the clients she's sick and won't take jobs in the next half year
Sis! I'm feeling well! I'm so healthy!
I said you're sick
Sis! Are you kidding?
Do I look kidding?
The clients won't accept that. Who to replace her?
Let me handle it!
Pass all the jobs back to Tracy
Which were actually her jobs
You told us to cancel her jobs while she's disobedient.
Alright. I just want to give her a chance
Right! Why do you hate me so bad?
You should learn from Sis Sze, being so understanding
No matter how bad I treat her, she won't put it in mind. Awesome!
Sis. It's all up to you
I'm not sick! Believe me!
You're pleased? So focus on your work
Good. So I'm leaving now
I've a date. You guys enjoy. Bye
May,
don't schedule the jobs on early mornings
You know I can't wake up. Alright? Bye
"Honest Medicine"
I'm busy today.
I didn't say anything yet and you rejected me.
It hurts.
So?
7pm tonight, the usual place 408.
You've to come!
Bye
Hey
What?
We've known for a long time.
But you don't know my name yet
So what's your name?
I'm not going to tell you now
Tell you tonight. Bye!
Clean up Room 408
And also the corridor
Yes
Can I go back to my room?
Please wait. We'll let you go back after cleaning up
When?
Very soon
Did the reporters leave already?
Keep an eye on them. Don't let them wait downstairs
We'll reopen this area in half an hour.
Report to me if things don't go right
Why're there so many police?
Sting operation!
A girl came here with some gangsters to set a badger game.
Coincidently the police came checking license
May be they're way too scared
They hurt a policeman with a knife
Which room?
Room 408
408?
Where's the girl?
She fled
That policeman's poor. Becoming the scapegoat
We'd waited for almost an hour.
Please wait for some more time
Hey
Sting operation!
A girl came here with some gangsters to set a badger game.
They hurt a policeman with a knife
Which room?
Room 408!
408
The usual place 408! You've to come!
Where's the girl?
She fled
Hey
Hey
Hey, What's going on?
Hey
Honey! Why're you packing your baggage?
Give that to me. Please don't go
Why?
- I apologize - Let me go
You give it to me first
What?
Please don't go. I love you so much!
Finally I know I love you most!
Finally? What? You mean you didn't love me before?
No. I knew everything's not going right recently!
But please don't go. Give that to me
No way!
No. Give me. Don't go
My cousin just gave birth to a baby. I'm now going to the hospital.
What? You're going to visit your cousin?
What else?
What about the call this morning?
It's my cousin!
I'll have a cesarean section tonight. Are you coming?
Let me think for moment
Did Hung know it?
I didn't tell him yet
It's not the right timing
It's not the right timing yet
You're my only relative in Hong Kong
Don't force me.
I swear I'll tell him
Let's talk about it later. He'll be awake soon
Why're you so scared? Or you feel guilty?
Tell me, do you have an affair?
Honey! Sorry to keep you waiting
Cool! How did you know this place?
Remember it's our dream to open a cafe?
Come drinking tea and doing some chitchat. So relaxing!
Sir, may I have your order?
Water, please
Did I say that?
Why we're running a nightclub now?
Who's the one to have changed, you or me?
Honey, when do you become sentimental?
Stick to the point! I got something to show you!
So you're ready?
You made me nervous
Damn, why this got recorded
Easy. It'll be shown on the TV tomorrow anyway
Honey, please take care of this for me
You still remember I'm your wife?
I don't know when she shot this
Get away
I really don't know when she shot that
She's your people. I don't want you to involve
I'm going to be the
Director of Tung Wa Group
I can't do anything wrong.
Enough? That'll make no advantage to me neither.
We're a model couple!
You'll help me?
Let's meet Richard tomorrow!
I don't want to divorce. Honey
Roger's the lawyer. Richard's the psychologist!
Anything's wrong with you?
Why I need a psychologist?
You're too playful. There should be something wrong
If you go, I'll stop the video to spread
Otherwise, we're going to meet Roger!
I'll go to the psychologist
I don't want to divorce
Let's order. Just want to enjoy the time with you
Why did you turn it off?
Hubby, when'll we go for a trip?
See if you can turn your phone off.
You're always busy with your business.
I don't want anybody to disturb our dinner
All our friends in the media, it's time for the press conference
Tracy! Why did you take such photos?
Who's the guy? Showbiz related?
I really don't know.
I really don't know why they're spread
I kept them safe, but...
I really don't know. I feel so regret and I...
Wish all our friends in the media
Could understand the feeling of Tracy
She's actually a victim. She's a poor girl
Wish you all leave her alone
and let her be herself
How about the commercials
And movies?
Will she leave the showbiz field?
Wish you all can give me a chance!
Because I really like my career
I'm here to apologize to every of my fans
Especially the kids. Sorry
Tracy will cancel all her jobs in the coming year
Spending her time contribute to the society
I'm her manager
I'll arrange her to go Ethiopia tomorrow doing volunteer work
So how about all her jobs?
No worries.
Most of her jobs
will be passed to Joey.
Joey's talented and hardworking
She'd provide a more positive image than Tracy
I really like my career
I'm here to apologize to every of my fans
Especially the kids
You're on time
Sure! I'm flying soon
This red wine's good
Take it if you like
No, thanks
I've to thank you! Thirty thousand dollars. Check it!
Trust you
Look!
I can recognize my dick even with such effects
It made me so excited.
That's cool! Take it home for memory
It's okay! This bitch's being abandoned!
Your idea's clever!
You help a lot
Hi
Did you really cheat your husband?
Telling him you'd put the video on internet?
If I didn't say so,
he won't go to the psychologist
You women
What?
Awesome
Don't ever think you understand women.
How you understand women's using that
But to really understand women, you got to use this
You're awesome
Where're you going?
North Pole
You go flirting girls in North Pole?
No! I'm going to see Polar Bears!
No way! When'll you be back?
When I used up my money
Anyway
I'll come to see you once I come back
You shall think about being an artist! I long for being your manager
No thanks! But I promise you
I only want you to be my manager!
Take care
You too!
Take care!
Take care!
"Hubby"
Hello?
Honey! Lunch?
I'm busy today. I can't join you
I'm just around your company
Sorry. I got an appointment
Again?
Yes, I got to hang up now.
I'm really very busy! Call you later
Okay
Why don't you have lunch with your husband?
I want him to try the feeling of being rejected!
I can't always accommodate him
You're still angry with him?
Why're you so scared? You feel guilty?
Tell me, do you have an affair?
I...
Okay! I won't ask you again
How can you hold not to ask him?
I've told you
You really don't know women
Sometimes when we ask,
we don't really want the answer
But the way you answer
We ask because we still care
Do you think your husband had an affair or not?
Sure the answer's positive
Why?
I guess I'm not that bad
Or you're impotent?
Get into the car
Are you okay?
You knew he'd an affair. How could you stand it?
I only got two ways to go
To Divorce
Or to pretend innocent.
If I choose the third way
And being unhappy
This's the wrong way
How long you got to stand?
Not to stand, but wait
What to wait for?
Wait for him to regret! But that came earlier than I thought
I can't lose you! Give that to me
Finally I know I love you most!
I tell myself I should make good use of his regrets
Honey, I'm so sorry
If you could control his regrets for you
you could control his life
If you couldn't convince him to love you forever
You could only confuse him, you're no longer love him
Why?
It's lucky that you're not my girlfriend
You women are so horrible
Yes, you're right
You better not to like women!
But I can't
One day you'll meet a woman like me
Go there
Hubby
Honey
Have some soup
That's good. What soup?
Hubby
Chicken soup
Look!
What?
The top manager
This's their restaurant!
I read that on magazine
They're so sweet
How do you know?
You'll know if you look at their eyes
That can't be fake
How about us?
What?
How do I know?
Great!
- Hubby -Umm?
Do you recognize them?
Do I know them?
They look familiar. I should have met them before
Really?
I remember! They proposed outside! So sweet!
You got a good memory
They're still so sweet
Not as good as us
You're showoff! Have soup!
People on earth can
only see other people's happiness.
But everyone have their own worries behind.
It's hard to tell others about these.
How're you? Everything's fine after the operation?
Yeah!
How about there? Feeling any different?
I haven't make love for long
It's a bit embarrassed. But I'm your host doctor.
I have to ask
I know you're caring me. Thank you
When I knew you wanted to make
a reservation for operation
I was so happy, but worried
I wanted to ask you about the reason
But you left
I got a date
But I was late
That's an important person?
I'd this operation because of him
I want him to know that
I'll make love with him only
Your boyfriend?
He even doesn't know my name
Why?
May I help you, madam?
This's my room
What's your room number?
408
What? 408?
Can you show me your room key?
Your key should be Room 508
508
You're lucky
Why?
Read the paper tomorrow
I'll change the room for you
No thanks
Hey
Hey
When I read the paper later, I knew what happened
I knew why he scared me
He should have thought that I was the girl
Even I went back to him,
he won't pick me
Where do you want to go?
Up to you
Let's go for a movie?
Whatever
Thanks. Let's go
What?
Hold on
Why didn't you ask for my name?
Right. What's your name?
Hi!
My name's Yee
Hi
What's wrong?
Nothing
Shall we go?
"Six months later"
Honey, what did the doctor say?
He said
What?
Are you okay? Don't scare me
He said I'm pregnant
Pregnant? So I'll be a dad?
Thank you my sweetheart
I feel dizzy! Be careful
Right, I forgot
Let's go out for dinner to celebrate?
We got to buy things for baby, clothing, bed...
Baby's not coming out so soon. We still have time
It's almost the time
Come. You sit down
You come here. Take care. Don't move
I get dressed. Wait me
"Honest Medicine"
"Buddy! Call me if you need me!"
"Hope you know this guy!"
"DNA paternity"
"Who is my daddy and mommy?"
I'm okay
Hubby. Let's play a game before going out
Why suddenly have the mood?
We haven't play for long. Let see who plays better
There's penalty for the loser
Fine
The loser have to tell a secret.
Can't skip it
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