Here are the weirdest things found in Humans!
10 - A Loaded Gun
Meet Dallas Archer, the woman who was arrested with a gun in her vajayjay. A loaded gun at
that. Does that seem smart to you? While Ms. Archer's fate could have been much much
worse, she pled guilty to felony charges and received a three year prison sentence, three
years of community service and two years of probation.
According to reports, she was arrested for driving without a license when she was pulled
over for speeding. Naturally, they brought her to a jail. A female officer was doing
a routine check when she noticed Archer was packing heat in her vajayjay. They pulled
out a North American Arms 22LR revolver, which was reported stolen in 2013 from a retired
car salesman.
There's no real reason for why she was driving around with a gun in her vajayjay, but her
lawyer speculated that she was high, which is probably the most logical explanation.
9 - Cell Phone Cable
Remember that one scene in the Dark Knight where The Joker put a cell phone inside of
that dude as a way to cause a big giant distraction so he could escape? What happened to this
guy was similar, but probably worse. He visited his doctor, complaining that he hadn't been
able to pee for eight months straight. That sounds pretty terrible, and the reason, as
you probably could have guessed, was because of a cell phone cord that was stuck in his
bladder. Okay, weird. But wait for it…..how'd it get in there?! Okay, you guessed it, conventional
wacking off wasn't enough for this guy, so he decided to stick a charger cord down
his d*ck! Somehow the cord ended up in his bladder and he couldn't retrieve it! The
surgeon tried to remove the wire through the urethra but found that it was impossible because
it was knotted inside. F*ck!! Instead, the doctor had to remove the cord removed surgically.
I'm gonna guess he had to get a new cord…..
8 - A Giant Hairball A cat coughing up a hairball is normal. But
a human? Not so much. Sophie Cox suffers from trichotillomania, a condition where a person
feels compelled to pull their own hair out. She also suffers from an associated condition
called trichophagia, or, 'Rapunzel syndrome', which compels her to then ingest the hair
she just pulled out. Put those two together, and you have a giant hairball in your stomach.
She had a spell of pulling her hair out as a toddler, but thought she had grown out of
it. That is, until she began to lose weight rapidly and noticed bald patches appearing.
While pregnant with back in 2014, she suffered excruciating stomach pains. Unable to keep
food down, she lost 84 lbs in two years!! Doctors had no idea what was wrong with her.
They tested for gallstones and stomach cancer but found nothing. It wasn't until she had
an endoscopy in November 2015 that doctors discovered the giant hairball. It was too
big to break down in her stomach, which left her malnourished and dehydrated. Can you believe
that the hairball measured 30cm long and weighed 14 lbs?! Finally, in April of 2016, Sophie
had the 14 pound hairball surgically removed from her stomach. Let's hope that she can
stop herself in the future from eating her own hair!
7 - An Eel
You know those icky looking creatures that slither around the sea known as eels? Admit
it, you watched The Little Mermaid and the Princess Bride, and probably noticed the eels.
Not exactly good looking creatures right? Yeah, well one of those managed to get into
a man's body in 2013. I repeat, an eel, as in those long slimy fish from the sea,
was inside of a man's body. A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself
to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him and was claiming
to be in intense pain. The eel had chewed through the man's colon, perforating his
large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity!
So what was the eel doing there? Apparently the man shoved it up his a*s for pleasure.
After deciding that it'd be a great idea, this dude inserted a 20-inch-long Asian swamp
eel into his anus, after watching it done in a p*rn movie of course! He had to endure
an all-night surgery to have it extracted, not to mention a lifetime of humiliation.
Not this guy's brightest moment I'm sure…...I mean, he could have stuck it in tail first
right? Pfffft!!!
6 - Spiders
If you have arachnophobia or maybe even just a little bit skittish of them, this may just
freak you out juuuust a little bit...you've been warned. British singer named Katie Melua
had been hearing strange noises in her ear for some time. She decided to visit a doctor
to see what was going on in her head. It's a good thing she did, because he discovered
a tiny little spider living inside of her ear! She speculated that the spider must have
been in a pair of earphones she uses and crawled that way.
Melua, best known for hits such as Nine Million Bicycles and The Closest Thing To Crazy, decided
to release the spider in her garden when she got home. Apart from shuffling and random
noises in her ear, the spider apparently didn't bother her too much for the entire week it
lived in her ear.
20 Cobblestones
According to the internet, which of course, is the most reliable source of all time, a
Chinese girl knowingly ate 20 cobblestones in 2006. As strange this is in and of itself,
her motivation was even stranger. She apparently had a really big fight with her boyfriend,
and rather than find comfort in a friend and a tub of ice cream like girls do in the movies,
she decided to gobble up a sidewalk.
She had thought they would pass through her digestive system, but that didn't happen.
They actually stayed intact and according to reports, she could feel them clanking against
one another INSIDE her stomach. Needless to say it was pretty painful. While doctors advised
her to get surgery, there's no indication that she did. In fact, I don't know if this
really happened. What do you guys think?!
5 - Forks and Spoons
A Dutch woman named Margaret Daalman went to the hospital to get help for a really bad
stomachache. Doctors ran some x-rays and were astonished by what they discovered. This lady
somehow had swallowed silverware. And a whole lot of it.
During the emergency surgery they removed 78 forks and spoons. She later admitted that
when it was time to eat, she would eat the silverware instead of the food. She couldn't
explain why she felt an urge to eat the silverware, and said that she couldn't help myself from
eating it! She apparently never ate knives, however, and she couldn't explain why not.
She had been treated for doing this before and was eventually diagnosed with borderline
personality disorder, a condition for which she had been receiving treatment.
That explains why it happened, but how it happened is still a mystery. How does someone
swallow an entire fork or spoon without choking or serious hurting themselves? How?!
4 - Maggots
Here's another crazy story of someone finding something weird inside an ear. A 92-year-old
Illinois woman with Alzheimer's disease was discovered with 57 maggots living in her left
ear! The 92 year old lady, Catherine McCann, was unable to speak or care for herself because
of the disease. She lived at a nursing home where staff eventually discovered the buildup
of bugs in her ear and sent her to a hospital.
Apparently, she saw a doctor for treating "wax buildup" in her ear nine days before
the discovery of maggots in her ear, and was prescribed drops. Her nurse supposedly gave
her drops in her ear when one day the nurse discovered the maggots crawling in her ear
and took her to the hospital. Nursing home administrators speculated that the fly may
have gotten into her ear when a private duty caretaker took her outdoors for walk. Ugh!
3 - A Fetus….Inside a Man
A farmer in India named Sanju Bhagat was rushed to a hospital complaining of stomach pain
and breathing problems. His stomach was so bloated that he looked 9 months pregnant.
Doctors thought he might have had a giant tumor, so they decided to operate and remove
the source of the bulge in his belly right away.
To the doctor's surprise, he saw something he had never encountered. As he cut into Bhagat's
stomach, gallons of fluid spilled out -- and then something extraordinary happened. To
his surprise and horror, the doctor just put his hand inside and found a lot of bones inside.
First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some bits of genitalia, then
some hair, then some more limbs, and then a jaw! Inside Bhagat's stomach was a strange,
half-formed creature that had hands that were very developed, with fingernails that were
quite long.
At first glance, it may look as if Bhagat had given birth. But in reality, Mehta had
removed the body of Bhagat's twin brother from his stomach. Bhagat, they discovered,
had one of the world's most bizarre medical conditions, fetus in fetu. It's an extremely
rare abnormality that occurs when a fetus gets trapped inside its twin.
The trapped fetus can survive as a parasite even past birth by forming an umbilical cordlike
structure that leaches its twin's blood supply until it grows so large that it starts to
harm the host, at which point doctors usually intervene.
His mother had twins in her womb, but the other fetus was actually trapped inside of
him, and lived as a parasite for 36 years! In all of medical history less than 90 such
cases have been recorded. Of course the fetus was more of a parasite and not an actual baby,
and the doctor's operation to remove it was successful. Just wow.
2 - Buzz Lightyear
If you're a 90's or maybe even an 80's kid you probably think that Buzz Lightyear
is a pretty cool action figure. You probably wouldn't, however, feel compelled to shove
him up your a**. That is unless you're the hapless individual whose X-Ray appeared in
a book called Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be.
Yes, that's a book that really does exist and it apparently chronicles the misadventures
of people putting things in their bodies. In some cases, that means shoving a beloved
Pixar character up one's anus.
You have a lot of questions, as much as I do I'm sure, such as how much lube did that
take, and if Woody was first. We may never know, and when you think about it...we may
never want to. Let's just move on.
1 - A Knife in the Head
A Brazilian cab driver named Juacelo Nunes de Oliveira got into a brawl at a party one
night in 2015. Not the strangest of things to happen, plenty of fights happen when alcohol
is involved. But getting stabbed in the head is rather rare. And getting stabbed in the
head and not knowing it is highly unusual. And getting stabbed in the head, having the
knife stay there, and not realizing a knife is sticking out of your face for hours is
just flat out bizarre!
But that's pretty much what happened in this case. During the fight, Oliveira was
stabbed several times. His assailant stabbed him three times in the torso, nicking a lung,
and then stabbed him once in the head. Somehow, he was able to get away from his attacker
and he drove himself to a hospital. When he got to the hospital, to his and his doctor's
surprise, a knife was found to be sticking out of his skull.
X-Rays show the knife lodged right behind his left eye, so how he was unaware of it
is puzzling. The knife barely missed several vital nerves in his head, which if severed,
would have affected his sight, taste, and smell. A two hour emergency surgery removed
the knife and he recovered fully.
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