Now we're gonna fight for him, he's mine, he'll marry me
He's my husband!
Hello everyone and welcome to this new video
today I'm here with my roommate
that you already saw
in many famous videos, such as
such as...? Cecilia: The one of the package
from South Italy M: Yeah, the one of my package.... so
not only Cecilia sees all my packages (sexual reference lol)
furthermore, she lives with me and she's a k-pop fan
and my agency wrote me
like the day before yesterday
that this new video by... who's that? C: Winner M: Winner!
C: He doesn't even know what we're talking about
is sponsored by this thing
they're doing called "Cover Me Project", I don't know
what I know is that the video can be monetised so
if you tell me "monetization" I get triggered and I make the video.
Since I don't have much interest in reacting to the music video by... What's their name?
Winner!
It's written here!!!
I thought: "Why not make a video
video reaction K-Pop fan vs. non K-Pop fan?"
Since I, well, I had a severe past as a K-Pop fan and I don't regret it
C: "Severe" "Bad"
*gibberish*
Got it?
All clear!
People evolve, I mean
Sure, like Pokémon
Indeed, like Pokémon
Let's remember that there is an age gap between you and me M: Exactly!
We have 10yrs of difference okay?!
You said it! Good job, really nice! Is this what you wanna say!?
Since I don't have that youthful interest in reacting to K-Pop videos
I told myself: "Let's make a video where it can be seen the different reaction between a K-Pop fan and an almost dead old man"
A baboon
Exaclty a baboon
OH MY GOD!!!!
*MOMENT OF TERROR*
Asses?
Asses and
This one doesn't have an ass
What does he has on his head?
No way! You can't understad! I was fully convinced he was wearing an hairnet
while it was his hair all along!
M: The blonde one C: Let's not talk about his hair
His hair are totally ruined
What a hot girl!
Did he said "PayPal"?
"배 불러" *I'm full*
He's using PayPal
Let's notice that all the girls wear a swimsuit and he's the only one wearing a greatcoat
I've been a lil' bit suprised by the chance of scenery
He has curly hair how nice! C: I'm hot
No, they're the ones who're hot, just look at what they're wearing!
C: I'm feeling hot for them as well
Do you already know the song?
Nope
Yeah, c'mon bring the girls in, c'mon!!
The choreography is really cool C: Totally cool!
He said "Pizza, pasta, so so" huh
Those girls are seriously awesome
Yeah, these dancers are really great, me, who I'm not a fan, I feel pretty much overtaked by them
Look at them! They rock it! I'll start to look at them from now on!
They are so beautiful
He has terrible hair instead
But you're a fan, you can't insult them!
Well I'm just being objective
Sorry but I'm a fan of the dancers
What the...?
Jesus save me!
I just can imagine the day they recorded this video, they probably had the smelliest armpits of the century
On the beach, with everyone wearing a swimsuit, while they're wearing those suits
While dancing also!
How cool
Well, dancing...
C'mon!
They're a K-Pop group, what do you expect?
No well, K-Pop groups are really good in dancing
They're more "YG Style"
Yeah, you're right!
I'm sorry
Who made the choreography??
Oh my God, Seung Yoon
Seung who?
Seung Yoon
The one with blue hair? Sailor Mercury?
M: Sailor Mercury is good looking! C: Pain
Really pain
Since you know everything, where are they in here?
They're in California if I'm not wrong, in Los Angeles M: California?
They're taking their clothes off! THEY'RE TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF!!
Absolutely not
C: I don't have any intention to let them bury me M: Why everyone's naked except them
who are the main components and should be the ones naked
I don't agree over this not nudity
Neither I
Is it ended already?
Yeah
How long did it last? 2 minutes?
No way! It was 3:30 minutes!
Please Cecilia start, I'm a bit confused.
I have to say I was very calm but inside me I was sweating
So, k-pop fans sweat inside? And it doesn't show in the outside?
It depends, it depends. There are some videos that make me feel....
Hit me on the inside so, in the moment I see those videos, I don't say anything but still I'm sweating
Like in this moment, I'm sweating a lot
It could be that you're wearing a sweater and it's spring!
But, in other occasions, when I watch those videos, I scream.
But I have to say I behaved well today
Cecilia's a bit ashamed
C: No! M: Well, nothing happened
M: I screamed for the dancers C: No, nothing happened except
The dancers were absolutely fantastic. The band was there on the beach, being cool, like this
So that's basically what they've done. The dancers behind them *dances*
M: They had great buttocks. C: Yeah, but I was kinda prepared for the dancers, because when the teaser was released
C: I saw them and I was like: OOOOOOH GOD WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL ME!!!! M: Right.
If I had to stand there, I would have looked like a potato among all those hot girls, but it's obvious that
Those videos are made in a way, in a kinda...
C: Artistic way M: In an artistic way
C: Instead here they're on the beach. M: The art was the dancer's buttocks. C: Right!
But what puzzles me is: why didn't they take off some clothes? You're at sea
Right!!
C: Because they made--- M: So what was the message? No, no no, now you tell me what was the message
M: behind this video. C: The message is "It doesn't matter what you wear, it matters what you have on the inside"
Because even if you are, I don't know, on the beach with 80 degrees Celsius,
M: Mmmmh. C: And you're dressed up, it doesn't matter.
But if you're a girl with a great buttock, get naked and dance.
I only know the song by Winner that you sing all the time, *sings*
I know only that one
Who wants to tell him that the one he just sang is not by Winner but by Icon?
Still I like it.
I'd like to focus on the hair shown in this video,
M: Because, as I already said, Min-ho's hair seemed C: Oh my God.
I don't want to-- it seems like I'm always bullying Min-ho, because already once I said that
M: He has those awful, hideous eyebrows C: Go ahead and bully him. No, I like those!!
But have you seen the advertisement of "8 Seconds" that he's there with black eyebrows and platinum blonde hair?
C: I have black eyebrows too! M: But he has platinum blonde hair!!!!
I was blonde too with dark eyebrows
By the way, that thing--- blonde hair on his head seemed to me like a shower cap
Mmh, they're not white, they're pink. But they have been bleached so much
that now they have the same colour as straw.
So you're such a big fan that you know how many times Min-ho bleached his hair
So I didn't appreciate Min-ho's hair, but I'm not bullying him
If you like them, it's fine. But I really appreciated Sailor Mercury guys.
He's my new bias of Winner
C: No, get out, he's mine. M: What's his name? So he's yours, too? C: Seung Yoon
Now we're gonna fight for him, he's mine, he'll marry me
M: He's my husband! C: My husband!
M: What's his name, you said? C: Seung Yoon
Kang Seung Yoon, marry me, not her!
Objectively, if we have to say it, I'm a bit more feminine than her
My face is smaller
In Korea small faces are appreciated
C: If I act like this, it's small! M: I'm more elegant
C: Eeeeeh! Then?? M: I'm older, so if you need someone more mature
M: in your life C: Whaaat?
M: someone who can give you life experiences C: He's too young for you. M: How old is he?
C: He was born in 1994. M: 1994. Why is he too young for me?!
I'm not 80 years old, what the f----
Thank you for watching this video, thanks to ???? TV to make me monetise this video
and have big money. You can follow me on instagram and on facebook. Cecilia's on instagram too
She needs followers that watch her flower pictures, because her concept are flowers
M: So, flower lovers C: Spring!! M: Spring, right.
Lovers of big and little flowers follow Cecilia on Instagram and see you in the next video!
M: Pizza, carbonara, *sings* C: Ciao!!!
I already forgot the song
"Wichu - Wichu"?
It's "With you, with you"
But they're Koreans so
Do you want to say something to your fans?
Which fans?
Okay so let's begin!
Become my fans!
Become her fans and not mine! I mean, in what are you capable more than me?
I'm funny!
She's funny unlike me!
Btw Cecilia could look like an ARMY from her outfit, but she wants to clarify that she actually isn't
No, I'm sorry!
Sorry! C: I'm really sorry!
She's a...
*Italian slang*
She's a...
How do you call them?
She's a...?
No, they're called
Basically the fandom name is "Inner Circle"
Inner Circle?
C: Yeah like M: I know the real meaning of this *sexualized gesture*
M: Okay so, about Winner's fandom
Like an inncer circle, which means the closest group of friends
How about that! What a nice name!
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