SIri, where will I find a boyfriend?
Siri: You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait.
Hear that, Snorlax?
Siri, I can't find a boyfriend.
Siri: Ah, love.
Siri: It moves like a thief in the night.
Siri, will I find a boyfriend?
Siri: Maybe you're looking for love in the wrong places.
Siri: I can help you find libraries or Apple stores nearby, just ask.
Hi guys! Welcome back to my YouTube Channel!
So thanks to my friend, I amanged to be a guy on Tinder.
By the way, thanks Brent for letting me use your picture.
I hope you're watching my video now
Well, no. Bitch, you'd better watch my video!
It was a change to be a guy on Tinder.
My initial plan was to rate girls' Tinder bios
But I came across girls who didn't write anything in their bios
So, instead, I thought of like just commenting on
how they present themselves on Tinder
Tinder is an app where we meet people
So, it's like a catalogue. You just swipe through it
The products which are human beings
You see they're good looking
if they're like
you know you think like "hmm yeah"
"I'd see myself dating that guy."
"Yeah that girl looks pretty"
"I wouldn't mind getting to know her, you know?"
It's purely physical, obviously.
The main point of Tinder is to meet people.
Today, I'm just sharing my thoughts with you guys.
So, I now get why guys
use Tinder as an easy way to get laid.
because we girls, actually help them to do that.
So, we girls like to complain that guys
only use Tinder to hookup
Sure, we've been complaining a lot
But,
we're also to be blamed. We shouldn't put all the blame on guys
Ok, don't get me wrong.
I'm not judging some of you
I'm not judging those who want to use Tinder to hookup
Like, you do you girl.
Do your thing.
It's just that I was surprised
like, cos I know, we girls always complain
about guys
But, we never thought about us girls doing the same.
I didn't to expect as many girls to be showing off their bodies
just to meet guys.
So, I now get why
guys see Tinder as an easy way to get laid.
So, today I don't have to photos to share.
The usual thing, snapchat IDs, instagram,
song lyrics,
quote
inspirational quote.
like you know, you have to inspire the person who's gonna swipe right for you.
I don't know.
or just no Tinder bio.
and just pictures of their bodies
like that's what I saw on Tinder, as a guy.
I feel for you, yeah.
Generally, dating apps they are good for people like me.
who are lazy.
You know, I was talking to my aunt the other day.
And she was asking me why I'm not dating anyone.
And I told her,
"Well, you know"
"When I come back from work,"
I'm too tired
The only thing I wanna do is just relax
I just wanna be lazy.
So my weekdays are taken by work.
And my weekends are taken by my Youtube.
YouTube, it takes time.
It takes commitment.
I can commit.
Yeah, probably not guys. But yeah.
Editing videos takes a long time!
Like really long.
After editing my videos, then comes to the
publishing. Omg, there's no such feeling
as you know, having your YouTube video being uploaded.
And finished!
WOW
Like, an achievement, I'm telling you.
Like, if you ask me,
I'd rather be like uploading my YouTube video
than meeting a guy.
If I have to meet a guy, he needs to be like, actually worth it.
Like making videos makes me happy.
Like, I'm just like talking to the camera.
Yeah, basically, dating apps are good
It helps you see what's out there
You know,
It's like you don't have to move a thumb
and you already know what's out there.
See? It's like we're owning the world, right?
I love making YouTube videos, I love making videos in general.
And it really like, makes me happy
to see that people are actually watching my videos.
So, thank you guys!
If you haven't watched my previous videos
go heeeerre!
And if you haven't subscribed because
you forgot or
I don't know what you're doing with your life.
It's ok. Just go here.
Yeah.
Cool! See you next week!
Thanks, byyyeeeee.
Siri, will I find a boyfriend?
Siri: You shall, you shall.
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