and the keyhole? the Heartless are searching for it now
I'm certain we'll find it soon enough. so they're just leaves... Jafar I've looked
everywhere for Jasmine. she's disappeared like magic. hmm the girl is more trouble
than she's worth. you said you had things under control. is
that what's his face? The guy that voiced the parrot? Gilbert
Gottfried. but why worry about Princess Jasmine with her nor without her
surely this world will be ours when we find the keyhole
we need all seven princesses of heart to open the final door. any fewer is useless
well if the princess is that important we'll find her. find jasmine and bring her to me at once.
Don't steep yourself in darkness too long
the Heartless consume the careless
your concern is touching but hardly necessary
speaking of jasmine. I think... I think the magic carpet is masturbating. He is really
enjoying himself there. yeah okay the carpet flew off for the desert but let's
explore the city more. okay so apparently we needed to do that. I guess that was
important somehow. all right let's go
Who's there? hello?
I'm twat waffle. my father is the Sultan of Agrabah. so that makes you a princess
but he has been deposed by Jafar who now controls the city. Jafar? You've never heard of him?
He's the Royal vizier.
someone correct my pronunciation in chat please. he's gained evil powers and
seized Agrabah he's desperately looking for something. something he calls the
keyhole.
Jafar caught me trying to escape but he helped me. who helped you?
we were hiding nearby but he left a while ago to take care of something
oh I hope Aladdin's alright? where might I find that street rat?
Jasmine allow me to find you more suitable company My dear princess. these
little rats won't do you see. Jasmine run! ah the boy who holds the key
luckily alright so that opens something. what does that open?
Oh wait I could have here hold on
there we go that's what it was
all right let's go
ha ha I didn't know you could do that. well I just learned a new favorite thing
to do in this game. I just learned a new favorite thing to do.
all right where does this go? is that back to the desert?
let's go to desert
yeah let's go. I should have saved oh well
Oh rip Aladdin. oh well I won't miss him. I'm gonna take my time fighting these
guys. he'll be fine.
all right . Gawrsh not again!
Genie! get rid of these guys! wish number one coming right up! I see thanks Sora
Aladdin what are you doing out here? same old stuff. hunting legendary
treasure. just paid a visit to the Cave of Wonders.
I found that magic carpet and this lamp. legend has it that whoever holds the
lamp can summon... leave the intros to a professional! the one and only genie of
the lamp! we rub-idub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted
Today's winner... Aladdin congratulations! Any wish?
patience my fine feathered friend! any three wishes then I make like a banana
and split. Our lucky winner I made his first wish-- hey let me tell you what a doozy that
wish was. So he has two left!
how about making me a fabulously wealthy prince? Oh money! royalty! fame! why didn't I think of that ok
you asked for it. a hundred servants and a hundred camels
loaded with gold just say the word and I'll have it delivered in 30 minutes or less or
your meal's free! hey I'll even throw in a cappuccino. no thanks
okay. I think I'll put that on hold until we reach Agrabah. Why a prince? you see
there's this girl in Agrabah named Jasmine but she's a princess! and I'm... she
could never fall for a guy like me. oh Princess? that's right she's in trouble Aladdin! what?
well come on let's get going! oh okay I don't want to give up my healer so
sorry goofy. sorry goofy. I need my heals because I suck.
Ah fresh air, the great outdoors! I guess you don't get out much huh? comes with the job.
phenominal cosmic powers itty bitty living space. it's always three wishes then back
to my portable prison. I'm lucky to see the light of day every century or two. say
Genie, what if I use my last wish to free you from the lamp? what do you think?
you'd do that? genie it's a promise. after we help Jasmine. oh
there are things. apparently we're gonna just like randomly be in combat
thanks game. Woah what the fuck are we doing with this
Oh shit was gonna be a fuckin cluster and he disappears shit? oh no
that's bullshit
I ran right into the fire. oh my god
see I got a heal. it's the thing that occasionally happens. sometimes.
occasionally
go to Aladdin's house
So Jafar is after jasmine and this keyhole? keyhole huh? I swear I heard
about that somewhere before. really where? now where was it. only been
200 years. well anyway we've got to stop Jafar
before it's too late
Hey look at that. a gate opened somewhere I wonder if that's uh the gate back here
oh that opened over there. okay but how do we get there I have no way of getting
over there. whoops well that's definitely not what I meant
to do. that is most certainly not what I meant to do. let's go this way
wait have we gone through there? I think we have. this door?
wait have we not been in here? we haven't been in here. holy shit. alright we're
good. thank you. like how did I miss that door?
how did I miss this? we should be able to do blue stuff right?
oh maybe we have to have goofy along with us
I'm gonna have to remember to come back with goofy. ah shit
I waited too long
oops
all right put the thing into the hole and that opens up. yay progress
setting your sights a little high aren't you boy? back to your hole street rat. I
will not allow you to trouble the princess anymore. jasmine! I'm so sorry
Aladdin! Genie, help Jasmine please. one wish left. you're making this really easy you know?
I'm so sorry boy I'm afraid your second wish has been denied. oh my god. and now I
bid you all farewell. attack. fucking dumped her ass into that pot
Oh shit, oh shit, uh oh
Oh shit
this shit is serious. okay we can't...
we can't touch the butt Touching the butt is bad. No!
Noooo! what?? fuck you game. I was using that fucking mega potion. fuck you
maybe when it's like that we can actually... It's ok I'll just focus on attacking this thing. fuck off. fuck off with that shit
Damn those feelers though
no no no no no no none of that
DIE! fucking die! yeah! we did it! we did it!
jasmine!
to the desert! come on let's move! all right now I gotta go to the desert we
can do that. we can do that.
all right let's go. let's go. we're gonna make a run for it. we're going we're
going. we're out of here. we're out of here
The tiger head is being controlled by heartless. crush the power of darkness.
oh god is this gonna be a boss fight
could we just just jump in? oh no it is a boss fight. rip. riperonis
Oh shit, oh shit, the guy means business
Come on, can I not get you? really? Is this a thing that I can't do?
maybe I just have to hurt him by defeating these things? oh my god I suck
right now
Fuck
oh shit. Oh I see the eyes! the eyes! I have to hit the eyes! alright
all right
it's hard to hit. really hard to hit. come on get it
oh he's still up there. yes get him! Get him you fucks
Noooo why would you get down from there?
No
Donald you're so fucking useless I swear to God
I totally meant to parry there. totally that was totally on purpose. That was
accidentally on purpose
Ow oh god I hate these things. they're the worst. They're the fucking worst.
all right there he is! there you go! ah god damn it! I missed it! oh fuck
get it! get it!
that isn't what I meant to do. whoops
all right
Go go go go go go go Can I just not fucking target his eye?
Here it is. get up there! get it! get it! no oh my god. Right into the fire
get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it! get it!
get it! yes! yes! yes! suck my dick game! suck my dick! all right we
did it! where's the fucking save point? I need
one really badly right now. Can we just like wander in now?
Cave of wonders here we go
first try. first fuckin try alright. this is the part where I die and have to
do all that stuff all over again
all right so there's like some crazy balls of doom crazy balls of doom gotta
avoid those
okay it it impossible to fucking fight this guy I can't get behind them
huh that one just got rekt Aladdin just got slapped in the face by
a ball. Aladdin homo as fuck confirmed. Aladdin homo as fuck
dark chamber
meteor okay. something up there too. wait what is that
we just swam up the waterfall like we're fucking salmon or some shit
aha
a cottage. the cottage. can we swim up this waterfall
Silent chamber. we can. Let's see what this is all about. let's see
what this is all a boot.
There's another monkey holding an egg here
opened a secret door. all right how do we get up there? Maybe it was in this
area? I can't tell honestly
well that's a great way to start the stream. just getting rekt right in the
face I remember this guy being... whoops
okay I'm a little bit rusty. I am I'm a little bit rusty. just a wee bit rusty
I'm gonna I'm gonna get back into the groove of things
This is bullshit. really really okay okay we're gonna be doing that
oh I can I can interrupt his fire stuff. I didn't realize that
dude turn around. Come over here. I need to I need to ram this up your asshole
please. I would like to ram this up your asshole. but I wouldn't like to but I've got
to. maybe I would like to and I'm just feeling like that way today. anyway
okay
yay! more dead dalmatian puppies! yay! seriously what kind of monster puts
dalmatian puppies in a box? without any funny holes or anything?
I still can't get over this. I don't know if I'm ever going to get over this. it's
so messed up. like on so many different levels.
can we not? can we not? thank you. thank you
okay well that's not how you get up there. I need to get up there. it's so hard to tell like what
you're supposed to be getting into and like what you're not supposed to get
into just yet
I feel like there's a way up there
well that's not it. so I learned I could fly. I believe I can fly.
okay. that's not gonna work out. that is not
working out for me. and I don't think we... we can't make that.... nope there's no way. all right
well let's do this. examine. seems it won't budge? keep exploring the ruins. are
you fucking kidding me?
maybe if you break it... Can I break it?
I can't reach it so I jump and swing?
If I could jump instead of dropping
so I did a thing. oh I probably... it was probably the pillar. It probably reach all the way up or something.
there we go. all right. my first wish Genie. show me
the keyhole! he wants the genie show him his hole.
all right
Can we go in this door now? or is this still something else? I guess something else. I
bet that that was a pillar. right? so I bet now if we go back to that chamber
with all the gold and stuff the pillar will have dropped. if I had to guess. so
let's uh let's go up and see what happens. completely ignore those assholes
this place is called the bottomless hall? so it's what a hall full of tops? look
a bunch of tops can have fun together too. yeah hey there it is. the things done.
oh there's a save point. uh-oh I smell a boss coming.
I smell a boss coming this way
okay oh that's how we get up there. now we can do this. I'm gonna touch the thing
and have it shoot all over my face. yes that's right
there it is. all right
that boy again? he is more persistent than I expected
why not explain the situation to that boy Riku? doing so may actually prove
useful to our... wait a second are you Maleficent?
Jafar let Jasmine go! not a chance. you see she's a princess. one of seven
who somehow hold the key to opening the door. Open? The door?
but you fools won't live to see what lies beyond it. genie my second wish.
crush them!
genie no! sorry al. the one with the lamp calls the shots. I
don't have a choice. Ok so there's force fields and shit. alright let's see how badly we get
rekt. maybe we can ignore Genie and just
try to... pwn this guy
I feel like something Bad's about to happen
where is he? someone over here? I can get him. I can get him oh shit
well no now he's over here what the fuck? no fair, he's cheating
Can't even fuckin reach him
Ok now he has some kind of a fuckin barrier of some kind
what did he say about a puta? who the fuck is he calling puta? oh he has like a
magic barrier I can still attack.
I would say everyone's to take a shot every time
Donald heals but no one would ever get drunk
but Donald's dead now
Ow
Fuck
oh hell. oh hell. I can't. oh man I should have got my fucking items squared
away before I started this. rip rip.
I'm just ignoring Genie because I'm assuming that I can't really do too much damage
to him anyway. and I feel like if I as long as I beat
Jafar
oh wait yes I forgot I could do that
they stay out of the center in case he casts that fucking blizzard bullshit
he's over here
Maybe I should heal Donald and he can heal me
course I feel like Donald's gonna be fuckin useless and like die immediately if I had
to guess
okay make up your mind Jafar calm your fucking man titties and pick a place to
sit your happy ass. all right here we
go. I think we got this. I think we can do this. I
think this is doable
hey we did it! first try! first fucking try! GG, G-fucking-G
so Oh Blizzard has been upgraded to Blizzara! nice! okay nevermind I don't
want to go that way anymore. No, I'm kidding.
is this gonna be like boss fight number two now? oh wait those orbs have
something to do with something. and yeah it looks like we got some shit to deal
with. first though.
we got to go after Jafar first? I don't want to. I want to say like
legitimately I just want to save right now. can I just save please? can I? is there a
point in here? I don't think there is
yeah I guess we just have to drop down
oh you know what I didn't do.... get my items sorted out. the lamp! get jafar's
lamp! you have to get a lamp. has got to be
priority number one. holy shit. holy shiitake mushrooms.
That looks like some bullshit
Let's not get crushed by it. Ow, you kidding me?
oh I see, they go in and out. they go in and out ;)
oh okay
all right I see oh there it is okay. no! the bird grabbed it again or some shit?
hopefully not back to full health or something? No, he's not.
Where is he? really? god dammit I can't cut keep up
with where the bird is. Where he's going.
Did we do it? we do the thing? yeah hey we did the thing!
okay Jafar! back to your lamp!
Jasmine? Jasmine!
well Jasmine's dead gg gg jasmine
oh it can't go up or down
rip well this is already.... wait what? okay the steering is a little bit weird
here. I haven't quite figured this out
oh I see, maybe it can go up, I dunno.
maybe it did it on its own?
really okay? okay. we're just gonna... we're just gonna sit here and die I guess
like am I missing something? Or?
so Jazmin is no longer in Agrabah. Sora, let's go find her
sorry I can't take you with me. why not? I sure wish we could, mostly because you're
way better than goofy! but also because we can't! if we take him to another world
we would be meddling. Aladdin we'll find Jasmine. I promise. Uh, earth to Al, hello? You
still have one wish left! look just say the word asked me to find
Jasmine for you! hey I wish for your freedom genie! Al! I like how Donald looks
like he's down like he's staring down at somebody's dick. he's like always
looking down. he's never looking up. that deals a deal genie now you can go
anywhere you want. you're your own master.
but if you can it would be great if you could go along with them and help Sora
find jasmine. hmm sorry al I'm done taking orders from others. but a favor
now that's entirely different. I guess I could give that a try.
after all we're pals right Al? genie. just leave it to me! they're in a gay
relationship now. they're Facebook official now.
That smarmy vizier could have had them. if someone had stuck around to give him
a hand. hey I did my part I brought the princess didn't I?
Jafar was beyond help. consumed by his own hatred. one should beware of letting
it burn too fiercely.
oh I'm as cool as they come okay by the way kid
something special for you
we had a deal yes? you help us as we grant you your wish
hurry go to her. your vessel is waiting
just remember this is no pleasure cruise. it won't be a pleasant voyage. why are
you doing all this for me? what's the catch
- what's the catch? silly boy
you're like a son to me. I only want you to be happy.
I seriously doubt that. believe what you wish. but lest we forget I kept my end of
the bargain.
learned summon spell Genie. yay! we get to okay... we get to stare at genie's
thick ass anytime we want. here take this with you.
obtained three wishes? learned green Trinity! Sora please find Jasmine for
me. no find her yourself. find her yourself. let's save
because we haven't done it in ages. and I'd be really sad if the ps4 died.
It would happen to me. alright let's go back to the gummi ship
I guess. we don't have anything left to do here
gummi ship. all aboard that gummi ship. okay we can revisit some places and then
seal more Trinity's
Wasn't there a Trinity mark in the accessory shop? there was but... Could this
torn page be from Merlin's book? let's return to town and give it to him
wow they really want me to go back. all right fine. the one time they tell me
what to do I guess I'm gonna have to go do it huh
so I oh I see how this works. all right so yeah we skipped this world only
we skipped Olympus Coliseum only because it seemed like it seemed like
there wasn't anything to do there. I might be wrong about that.
don't tell me chat if there is. I'll figure it out eventually. but ya know let's go
back here. let's go back to Traverse Town I guess.
what is that? wow it's huge! Wat?
are we gonna get swallowed by a giant space whale? I've seen this episode of
Futurama. it's a giant whale! it's monstro. he's a
whale of a whale. and vicious besides.
Woah Sora get us out of here!
Too late! He's going to swallow us! I mean that's my strategy, I typically try to swallow. a lot
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