Youtube daily report Dec 1 2017

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

JOYCE: THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

THAT THAT IS THE ONLY ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM.

GET UP, STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, STOP EXPECTING

SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO FOR YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING

FOR YOURSELF.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: I STARTED SOMETHING ABOUT A YEAR AGO

THAT I JUST FELT LIKE I WANTED TO JUST DO A SERIES

ON MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES IN THE BIBLE.

AND TO BE HONEST, IT COULD BE A NEVER-ENDING SERIES

AND SO I HAVE TO PUT A STOP TO IT SOMEWHERE

AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA FINISH IT.

AND IT'S GONNA BE THE END OF IT.

SO WE ALL HAVE SCRIPTURES, I THINK, THAT HAVE JUST REALLY

IMPACTED OUR LIVES THAT--

NOT JUST SCRIPTURES THAT YOU LIKE.

WE LIKE THEM ALL. WE LOVE THEM ALL.

THEY ALL MEAN SOMETHING TO US.

BUT I MEAN SCRIPTURES THAT YOU CAN SAY,

"MAN, WHEN I GOT HOLD OF THAT, WHEN GOD REVEALED THAT TO ME,

THAT WAS JUST LIKE REALLY BIG AND LIFE-CHANGING TO ME."

AND SO I HAVE LOTS OF THOSE OVER THE 42 YEARS

THAT I'VE BEEN TEACHING AND I'M GONNA SHARE THINGS THAT

I HOPE WILL MINISTER TO YOU.

SO ONE OF THE FIRST SCRIPTURES THAT I REMEMBER GOD REALLY

SPEAKING TO MY HEART ABOUT IS 1 PETER 5:8-9 OUT OF

THE AMPLIFIED TRANSLATION.

AND IT SAYS: "BE WELL BALANCED (TEMPERATE, SOBER OF MIND),

BE VIGILANT AND CAUTIOUS AT ALL TIMES;

THAT ENEMY OF YOURS, THE DEVIL, ROAMS AROUND LIKE A LION ROARING

[IN FIERCE HUNGER], SEEKING SOMEONE

TO SEIZE UPON AND DEVOUR."

WELL, TO BE HONEST, THERE'S ALREADY

ABOUT FIVE MESSAGES JUST IN THAT LITTLE BIT.

BE WELL BALANCED.

ANY TIME THAT WE'RE OUT OF BALANCE

IN OUR LIFE IN ANY AREA, IT OPENS UP A DOOR

FOR THE ENEMY.

IF YOU DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY,

YOU'RE GONE TOO MUCH, YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE RIGHT TIME

TO SOW INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS, IT'S GONNA OPEN A DOOR

FOR THE ENEMY AND THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS IN THE FAMILY.

IF YOU ARE TOO SELFISH, IT'S GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS.

BUT IF YOU NEVER SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON YOURSELF,

YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, THAT'S GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS.

YOU CAN LOOK AT A THOUSAND DIFFERENT AREAS

AND SEE HOW IMPORTANT BALANCE IS.

AND WE HEAR A LOT ABOUT EATING BALANCED MEALS

SO EVEN FROM THAT GOD IS SHOWING US

THAT WE NEED ENOUGH PROTEIN, WE NEED ENOUGH CARBS,

WE NEED ENOUGH OF THIS, WE NEED ENOUGH OF THAT.

WE NEED TO HAVE BALANCE IN OUR LIVES AND YET

I THINK THAT MOST OF US REALIZE THAT AMERICANS IN PARTICULARLY

AND PROBABLY OTHER CULTURES IN THE WESTERN WORLD,

WE REALLY ARE BAD AT GETTING OUT OF BALANCE, AMEN?

FOR EXAMPLE, WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE WORK WAY TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON'T REST ENOUGH.

AND THEN THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE

WHO DON'T SLEEP ENOUGH.

WELL, THAT'S GONNA CAUSE YOU PROBLEMS.

AND SO I JUST WANT YOU TO REALIZE THAT IF YOU'RE

OUT OF BALANCE IN ANY AREA IN YOUR LIFE,

THE ENEMY IS GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.

IF YOU TALK TOO MUCH, THAT'S OUT OF BALANCE.

BUT THEN SOME PEOPLE DON'T COMMUNICATE ENOUGH

AND SO THAT'S OUT OF BALANCE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HOW MANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING,

YOU KNOW?

WE NEED BALANCE IN OUR LIFE, AND BALANCE--LIKE,

PEOPLE SAY TO ME A LOT, "HOW DO YOU KEEP

THE SCHEDULE YOU KEEP AND WRITE THE BOOKS

AND YOU HAVE A FAMILY," I'VE GOT 4 KIDS, 11 GRANDKIDS,

2 GREAT-GRANDKIDS.

"HOW DO YOU--"

THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY.

"HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

AND HOW DO YOU STAY IN BALANCE?"

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED TO SAY?

"I'M ALWAYS STRAIGHTENING THEM OUT."

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU DON'T JUST GET IN BALANCE

AND STAY THERE BECAUSE THE DEVIL LOVES EXCESS.

HE'S ALWAYS GONNA TRY US TO BE EXCESSIVE

IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, LIKE YOU MIGHT SPEND

TOO MUCH MONEY ON YOURSELF BUT THEN IF YOU DON'T EVER

SPEND ANY MONEY ON YOURSELF, EITHER ONE CAN CAUSE PROBLEMS.

AND SO I THINK THAT WE HAVE TO DO

A LITTLE BALANCE INVENTORY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

AND JUST TAKE A LITTLE TIME, SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH GOD,

AND JUST SAY, "AM I OUT OF BALANCE

IN ANY AREA OF MY LIFE?"

MAYBE YOU'RE WATCHING TOO MUCH TELEVISION

AND NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME IN THE WORD OR, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE--THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS

THAT WE COULD THINK OF.

AND LET ME JUST SUGGEST TO YOU THAT WHEN YOU GET UNHAPPY,

YOU'RE HAVING TOO MANY BAD DAYS AND TOO MANY SAD DAYS

AND TOO MANY MAD DAYS, JUST CHECK AND SEE

IF YOU'RE OUT OF BALANCE IN SOME AREA IN YOUR LIFE

BECAUSE A LOT OF TIMES THERE'S JUST SOMETHING

THAT NEEDS TO BE ADJUSTED.

MATTER OF FACT, I'LL BET JUST AS I'M STANDING HERE

TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW, I'LL BET YOU THAT THERE'S

LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM YOU ALREADY, IF I SAID,

"WHAT AREA ARE YOU OUT OF BALANCE IN YOUR LIFE?"

YOU COULD LIFT YOUR HAND UP AND TELL ME JUST LIKE THAT.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF JESUS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE,

YOU CAN'T BREAK HIS NATURAL LAWS AND EXPECT EVERYTHING

TO WORK OUT FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PRAY TO FEEL GOOD,

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA REST, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL LOUSY.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PRAY TO FEEL GOOD,

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA SLEEP, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL LOUSY.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PRAY TO BE HAPPY,

IF YOU DON'T TAKE ANY TIME TO RELAX AND ENJOY YOURSELF

AND LAUGH AND DO THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY.

SO WE HAVE TO STAY BALANCED IN OUR LIFE

AND THIS SCRIPTURE TELLS ME THAT IF I DON'T STAY BALANCED,

I AM OPENING A DOOR FOR THE ENEMY.

"HE ROAMS ABOUT LIKE A ROARING--LIKE A LION ROARING

[IN FIERCE HUNGER], SEEKING SOMEONE

WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR."

HE CAN'T DEVOUR ANYBODY, BUT ONE PERSON HE CAN DEVOUR

IS SOMEBODY WHO IS OUT OF BALANCE

IN THEIR LIFE.

AND I THINK WE RAMP IT UP TO ANOTHER LEVEL

WHEN WE'RE NOT ONLY OUT OF BALANCE BUT WE KNOW

WE'RE OUT OF BALANCE.

C'MON, ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO RAISED YOUR HAND.

WE'RE OUT OF BALANCE AND WE KNOW WE'RE OUT OF BALANCE

AND WE DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

I CAN TELL YOU FOR A LOT OF YEARS

I WORKED WAY TOO HARD AND I DID IT IN JESUS' NAME.

BUT I STILL ENDED UP GETTING BURN-OUT

AND GETTING SICK AND PAYING FOR IT.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH OF JESUS YOU HAVE,

YOU STILL HAVE TO HAVE BALANCE IN YOUR LIFE

OR HE'S GONNA GET IN AND CAUSE YOU PROBLEMS, AMEN.

IT SAYS: "BE VIGILANT AND CAUTIOUS,"

ONCE IN A WHILE.

NO, IT SAYS, "AT ALL TIMES."

AT ALL TIMES.

VERSE 9: "WITHSTAND HIM; BE FIRM IN FAITH,"

AND THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THIS,

"[AGAINST HIS ONSET.]"

I GET SOME THINGS OUT OF THE AMPLIFIED TRANSLATION

THAT I'M NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE ELSE AND I LIKE THAT.

WHEN DO I RESIST THE DEVIL?

THE MINUTE HE STARTS IN ON ME.

WHEN DO I RESIST THE ENEMY?

"AT HIS ONSET."

YOU DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU GOT SOME DEEP-ROOTED

PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU DECIDE, "OH, THAT'S THE DEVIL.

HE'S A LIAR AND I GUESS I BETTER STAND AGAINST HIM."

NO, THE MINUTE THE DEVIL LIES TO YOU, YOU SAY,

"YOU'RE A LIAR."

THE MINUTE THAT HE TEMPTS YOU, THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY, "NO."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WE NEED TO DEAL A LITTLE MORE VIOLENTLY

WITH TEMPTATION INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING,

"WELL, I JUST WISH I WASN'T SO TEMPTED."

WELL, YOU CAN WISH ALL YOU WANT TO BUT YOU'RE STILL

GONNA BE TEMPTED.

AND SO WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS GET A LITTLE MORE VIOLENT WITH IT.

WHAT HAS JESUS SAID?

"IF YOUR EYE OFFENDS YOU, PLUCK IT OUT.

IF YOUR HAND OFFENDS YOU, CUT IT OFF."

WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PULL YOUR EYE OUT

AND CUT YOUR HAND OFF BUT WHAT HE IS SAYING

IS IF YOU'RE TEMPTED TO LOOK AT THINGS

YOU SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT, CUT IT OFF.

IF YOU'RE TEMPTED TO DO THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS

YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING WITH 'EM, THEN CUT THAT SIN OFF.

JUST DEAL VIOLENTLY WITH SIN AND SAY, "NO,"

AND DO IT AT THE ENEMY'S ONSET BECAUSE THE LONGER YOU LET HIM

RULE IN YOUR LIFE, THE HARDER IT'S GONNA BE

TO GET RID OF HIM.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "[ROOTED, ESTABLISHED, STRONG, IMMOVABLE,

AND DETERMINED], KNOWING THAT THE SAME (IDENTICAL) SUFFERINGS

ARE APPOINTED TO YOUR BROTHERHOOD

(THE WHOLE BODY OF CHRISTIANS) THROUGHOUT THE WORLD."

SO ANOTHER MESSAGE I GET OUT OF THAT

IS DON'T SIT AROUND AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF, JOYCE,

BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING TEMPTATIONS, YOU'RE GOING

THROUGH PROBLEMS.

EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH STUFF, AMEN?

ALL RIGHT, SO GET A LITTLE BALANCE IN YOUR LIFE

AND IT'S GONNA HELP YOU.

NOW, PROBABLY--THIS IS NOT ONLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE, THIS IS,

LIKE, ONE OF MY VERY, VERY, VERY FAVORITE.

SO JOHN CHAPTER 5, THE FIRST EIGHT VERSES:

"LATER ON THERE WAS A JEWISH FESTIVAL (A FEAST)

FOR WHICH JESUS WENT UP TO JERUSALEM.

AND NOW THERE IN JERUSALEM A POOL NEAR THE SHEEP GATE.

THIS POOL IN THE HEBREW IS CALLED BETHESDA.

IT HAVE FIVE PORCHES (ALCOVES, COLONNADES, OR DOORWAYS)."

SO I WANT YOU TO KIND OF GET A PICTURE OF THIS.

HERE'S A POOL AND APPARENTLY THERE'S NOT JUST

ONE ENTRANCE INTO IT; THERE'S FIVE DIFFERENT ENTRANCES

INTO THIS POOL.

AND IN THESE DOORWAYS OR BY THIS POOL

"LAY A GREAT NUMBER OF SICK PEOPLE--SOME WERE BLIND,

SOME WERE CRIPPLED, SOME WERE PARALYZED

(ALL SHRIVELED UP)--

WAITING FOR THE BUBBLING UP OF THE WATER.

FOR AN ANGEL OF THE LORD WENT DOWN AT AN APPOINTED SEASON

INTO THE POOL AND MOVED AND STIRRED UP THE WATER;

AND WHOEVER THEN FIRST, AFTER THE STIRRING UP

OF THE WATER, STEPPED IN WAS CURED OF WHATEVER DISEASE

WITH WHICH HE WAS AFFLICTED."

SO THIS WAS LIKE A MIRACLE POOL AND ONCE A YEAR

AN ANGEL WOULD COME AND MAKE THE WATER BOIL UP

AND BUBBLE UP AND, OF ALL THESE SICK PEOPLE

LAYING AROUND THE POOL, WHICHEVER ONE GOT INTO THE POOL

FIRST GOT A MIRACLE.

SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

"THERE WAS A CERTAIN MAN THERE WHO HAD SUFFERED

WITH A DEEP-SEATED AND A LINGERING DISORDER

FOR 38 YEARS."

MAYBE I'LL STOP HERE AND ASK YOU HOW LONG YOU'VE HAD

YOUR PROBLEM.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "WHEN JESUS NOTICED HIM LYING THERE [HELPLESS],"

NOW YOU KNOW JESUS WAS THE EPITOME OF COMPASSION,

WAS HE NOT?

BUT LET'S LOOK AT HOW HE DEALT WITH THIS MAN.

"WHEN JESUS NOTICED HIM LYING THERE [HELPLESS],

KNOWING THAT HE HAD ALREADY BEEN A LONG TIME IN THAT CONDITION,

HE SAID TO HIM, DO YOU WANT TO BECOME WELL?"

QUESTION MARK.

WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THEN HE TAKES IT FURTHER:

"[ARE YOU REALLY IN EARNEST ABOUT GETTING WELL?]"

ANOTHER QUESTION MARK.

SO REALLY, IN ESSENCE, JESUS IS SAYING TO THIS MAN

WHO'S BEEN LAYING THERE 38 YEARS WAITING FOR A MIRACLE,

"ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING OVER YOUR PROBLEMS?"

SO MAYBE I JUST WANNA STOP FOR A MINUTE AND JUST

SAY THAT TO YOU TONIGHT, AND ALL THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE

WATCHING THIS BY TV.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET OVER YOUR PROBLEMS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS ENOUGH ABOUT GETTING OVER YOUR PROBLEMS

TO DO YOUR PART?

ARE YOU SERIOUS ENOUGH ABOUT GETTING OVER THEM

THAT WHATEVER GOD SHOWS YOU TO DO

YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IT?

IF HE SAID TO YOU, YOU NEED TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS,

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO IT?

YOU KNOW, SOME OF YOU, YOUR WHOLE LIFE WOULD CHANGE

IF YOU'D JUST GET SOME NEW FRIENDS.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WELL, I JUST MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD

AND SAY THIS 'CAUSE IT'S IN MY HEART.

SOME OF YOU WONDERFUL SWEET LADIES,

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHERE I'M GOING, DON'T YOU?

AND YOU WANT SO MUCH TO HAVE SOMEBODY TO LOVE YOU.

YOU GOT SOMEBODY IN YOUR LIFE THAT'S JUST BEEN

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU FOR 5 OR 10 YEARS

AND THEY'RE NOT SERIOUS AND THEY DON'T EVER INTEND

TO MAKE IT SERIOUS, AND YOU JUST KEEP

PUTTING UP WITH IT AND PUTTING UP WITH IT

BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING LONELY.

YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF TO BE WITH NOBODY

THAN SOMEBODY THAT'S GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

JOYCE: NOW, YOU SEE, I CAN JUST PULL ALL THE STOPS

OUT TONIGHT AND BE REALLY WILD BECAUSE I'M LEAVING HERE

IN A FEW MINUTES AND--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BY THE TIME I COME BACK ANYTHING I SAID

YOU DIDN'T LIKE, YOU'LL FORGIVE ME FOR IT.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND THIS SO INTERESTING.

A MAN LAYING THERE 38 YEARS, HE SAID, "ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS

ABOUT GETTING WELL?"

"THE INVALID SAID--"

NOW HERE WE COME TO WHAT THE GUY'S REAL PROBLEM WAS.

"THE INVALID SAID, SIR, I HAVE NOBODY

WHEN THE WATER IS MOVING TO PUT ME INTO THE POOL;

BUT WHILE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO IT MYSELF,

SOMEBODY ELSE ALWAYS STEPS DOWN AND GETS AHEAD OF ME."

NOW, I MEAN, GOD'S REVEALED SOME STUFF TO ME

OUT OF THIS THAT I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYBODY TEACH IT BUT ME,

BUT I BELIEVE THIS.

I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY LOOK AT THAT,

THE GUY IS SAYING--

JESUS IS SAYING, "DO YOU--ARE YOU SERIOUS

ABOUT GETTING WELL?"

AND HE'S SAYING, "WELL, JESUS, I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY TO HELP ME.

AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET IN THE POOL,

SOMEBODY ELSE ALWAYS GETS AHEAD OF ME."

I THINK IT'S LIKE A SELF-PITYING TYPE--WELL, POOR ME.

NOBODY'S MAKING IT HAPPEN FOR ME.

NOW, INSTEAD OF JESUS, MR. COMPASSION HIMSELF,

FEELING SORRY FOR THE GUY AND SAYING, "OH, YOU POOR MAN.

WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING THROUGH THAT.

NO WONDER-- I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU.

HERE, LET ME PUT YOU IN THE POOL."

"JESUS LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, GET UP!"

C'MON.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND YOU SEE THAT EXCLAMATION MARK THERE?

I THINK HE GOT LOUD ABOUT IT.

"GET UP!" AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT THAT IS

THE ONLY ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM.

GET UP, STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF,

STOP EXPECTING SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO FOR YOU

WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING FOR YOURSELF.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND I CAN SAY THAT WITH BOLDNESS

BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GOD HAD TO SAY TO ME.

"ALL RIGHT, JOYCE, YOU WERE ABUSED.

THAT WASN'T FAIR.

IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU.

IT IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE SOME OF THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE

BUT DON'T LET IT BECOME AN EXCUSE TO STAY THAT WAY."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: DON'T LET THE REASON FOR YOUR PAIN BE AN EXCUSE

TO STAY MESSED UP ALL YOUR LIFE, AMEN?

I'M GONNA SAY THAT AGAIN.

DON'T LET THE REASON FOR YOUR PAIN

BECOME AN EXCUSE TO STAY THAT WAY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

JESUS SAYS, "DO YOU REALLY WANNA GET WELL?

ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING WELL?"

I'M GONNA TELL YOU, IF YOU'VE GOT A BIG MESS

IN YOUR LIFE, GETTING WELL IS NOT GONNA BE EASY,

BUT IT'S GONNA BE MUCH BETTER THAN LAYING THERE

FOR ANOTHER 38 YEARS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY

TO COME ALONG AND DO FOR YOU WHAT ONLY YOU CAN DO

FOR YOURSELF.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND I LIKE THE REST OF THIS.

"JESUS SAID, GET UP!

PICK UP YOUR BED AND WALK!" SO HE NOT ONLY TOLD HIM

TO GET UP, HE SAID, "AND CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU MADE

WHILE YOU WERE HERE."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: SEE, SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ABOUT JUST GETTING WELL

AND GOING ON WITH YOUR NICE LITTLE LIFE.

I MEAN, I HAD SOME MESSES I'D MADE THAT I HAD TO GO BACK

AND STRAIGHTEN OUT.

SOMETIMES, THERE'S A FEW PEOPLE YOU'VE GOTTA GO BACK

AND MAKE A FEW THINGS RIGHT WITH AND THERE MIGHT BE A FEW THINGS

THAT YOU NEED TO GO BACK AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY FOR AND GET

STRAIGHTENED OUT IN YOUR LIFE.

LUKE CHAPTER 5, THE FIRST EIGHT VERSES.

NOW, DAVE AND I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE ONE TIME

AND WE BOTH PICKED OUT SOME BOOKS WE WANTED

AND, FOR SOME REASON, WHEN WE GOT IN THE CAR,

I PULLED ONE OF THE ONES THAT HE BOUGHT OUT OF THE BAG

AND THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT JUST STRUCK ME AND I KNEW

THAT I WANTED TO READ IT.

AND THE TITLE OF IT WAS "EXPERIENCING THE DEPTHS

OF JESUS CHRIST," BY MADAM JEANNE GUYON

WHO LIVED IN THE 1600S.

AND I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE TITLE ON THE FRONT

OF THE BOOK BUT I FELT THAT I WAS SUPPOSED

TO READ IT.

AND LO AND BEHOLD, NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS,

I WAS NOT ONLY STARTING TO READ THE BOOK

BUT I CAME ACROSS LUKE CHAPTER 5 IN THE BIBLE

AND IT IS TALKING ABOUT COMING OUT INTO THE DEEP

AND GETTING READY FOR A HAUL.

YOU KNOW, YOU KIND OF KNOW WHEN GOD'S TRYING TO GET

YOUR ATTENTION ON SOMETHING, DON'T YOU?

WHEN HE IS, YOU HEAR IT ON THE PULPIT,

YOU HEAR IT ON THE RADIO, YOU SEE IT ON THE TV,

YOU GET IT IN THE MAIL.

IT'S, LIKE, "OKAY, GOD, I'M NOT REALLY THAT DUMB.

FOUR CONFIRMATIONS AND I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING

TO ME," OKAY?

AND SO THIS BOOK THAT SHE WAS WRITING

WAS REALLY LIKE ONE OF MY FIRST REAL UNDERSTANDINGS

ABOUT THE FACT THAT GOD LIVES IN US.

AND I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I'D NEVER HEARD IT.

I'D BEEN IN SOME GOOD CHURCHES BUT I JUST WASN'T

REALLY GETTING IT LIKE SHE WAS BRINGING IT ACROSS,

THAT GOD LIVES IN US AND WE CAN TALK TO HIM SILENTLY.

ALL PRAYER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE VERBAL PRAYER

THAT WE PRAY OUT LOUD.

AND SHE WAS REALLY TALKING ABOUT LIVING A DEEPER LIFE

AND REALLY LEARNING HOW TO LIVE INSIDE OUT,

BEING LED BY THE SPIRIT RATHER THAN BEING LED BY OUR FLESH.

AND YOU KNOW, JESUS SAID THAT WE ARE TO BE ROOTED DEEP

IN HIS LOVE AND WE ARE TO BE

ROOTED DEEP IN HIM.

AND SO THE BIBLE TALKS A LOT ABOUT GOING A LITTLE BIT DEEPER.

AND FOR ME, THAT MEANS LEARNING TO WALK BY THE SPIRIT

RATHER THAN WALKING BY WHAT I THINK,

WHAT I WANT, AND HOW I FEEL.

WE LIVE A LOT ON THE SURFACE LEVEL.

WE LIVE A LOT BASED ON, "WELL, THIS IS WHAT I WANT

AND, GOD, THIS IS WHAT I'M ASKING YOU TO GIVE ME,"

AND WE BASE A LOT ON HOW WE FEEL AND WHAT WE THINK

AND HOW THINGS LOOK.

HOW MANY OF YOU AGREE WITH THAT?

WE JUST BASE A LOT ON THIS EXTERIOR REALM.

AND IT'S REALLY CALLED THE FLESH.

AND GOD DOESN'T WANT US TO WALK ACCORDING TO THE FLESH.

HE WANTS US TO WALK IN THE SPIRIT AND THAT MEANS

WE HAVE TO REALLY PAY CLOSE ATTENTION

TO WHAT'S IN OUR HEART AND WHAT WE FEEL LIKE

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS LEADING US TO DO AND, GUESS WHAT?

IF OUR FLESH DOESN'T HAPPEN TO AGREE,

THEN THE SPIRIT HAS TO WIN.

AND IF THE FLESH DOESN'T LIKE IT,

THEN IT JUST HAS TO SUFFER AND GET OVER IT

BECAUSE GOD NEEDS TO GET HIS WAY IF WE EVER REALLY WANNA BE HAPPY

IN OUR LIVES.

SO HAVING SAID THAT, LUKE CHAPTER 5,

THE FIRST EIGHT VERSES: "NOW IT OCCURRED THAT WHILE

THE PEOPLE PRESSED UPON JESUS TO HEAR THE MESSAGE OF GOD,

HE WAS STANDING BY THE LAKE OF GENNESARET

(THE SEA OF GALILEE).

AND HE SAW TWO BOATS DRAWN UP BY THE LAKE,

BUT THE FISHERMEN HAD GONE DOWN FROM THEM AND THEY WERE

WASHING THEIR NETS.

AND GETTING INTO ONE OF THE BOATS, [THE ONE]

THAT BELONGED TO SIMON (PETER), HE REQUESTED HIM

TO DRAW A LITTLE BIT AWAY FROM THE SHORE.

AND THEN HE SAT DOWN AND CONTINUED TO TEACH

THE CROWD [OF PEOPLE]

AND WHEN HE HAD STOPPED SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE,

HE TURNED TO SIMON (PETER) AND HE SAID,

PUT OUT INTO THE DEEP [WATER], AND LOWER YOUR NETS FOR A HAUL."

NOW, SOME OF YOU ARE WAITING FOR A HAUL OF BLESSINGS

IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU WOULD LOVE NOTHING BETTER THAN IF THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK

IN TOWN WOULD BACK UP TO YOUR DRIVEWAY AND JUST

LOAD YOU DOWN WITH BLESSINGS.

AND JESUS SAID, "IF YOU WANT THAT,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUT INTO THE DEEPER PLACES."

"GO OUT INTO THE DEEP, AND LOWER YOUR NETS FOR A HAUL.

AND SIMON (PETER) ANSWERED, MASTER, WE TOILED ALL NIGHT

[EXHAUSTINGLY] AND WE CAUGHT NOTHING [IN OUR NETS]"

SO WHAT'S HE SAYING?

"NOW, JESUS, WE'VE BEEN FISHING ALL NIGHT AND WE ARE BONE TIRED.

AND WE HAVE COME IN NOW AND WE'VE WASHED THESE NETS

AND THAT IS A BIG JOB."

AND, IN ESSENCE, PETER WAS SAYING,

"I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK, AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT."

BUT NOW, LOOK AT THE NEXT THING HE SAYS.

"BUT ON THE GROUND OF YOUR WORD--"

I LOVE THIS.

"BUT ON THE GROUND OF YOUR WORD, I WILL LOWER THE NETS [AGAIN]"

SO HE'S SAYING, "I DON'T WANT TO.

I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA AND, FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK

IT'S GONNA WORK BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO DO,

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO."

NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WHEN YOU DECIDE TO LIVE

ON THAT LEVEL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET READY

FOR A HAUL OF BLESSINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: WELL, I HOPE AND PRAY THAT THIS WEEK-LONG STUDY

OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES HAS INSPIRED YOU

TO REALLY DIG INTO GOD'S WORD AND APPLY IT TO YOUR OWN LIFE.

GOD'S WORD IS SO FULL OF POWER AND YOU'LL BE AMAZED

AT THE CHANGES YOU WILL SEE IN YOUR OWN LIFE.

TODAY WE'RE OFFERING YOU THIS 4 HOURS OF TEACHING

ON "MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES."

YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE SOME OF THEM WILL BECOME YOUR FAVORITES TOO

OR YOU MAY HAVE SOME THAT ARE YOUR FAVORITES ALREADY,

THINGS THAT HAVE REALLY BEEN LIFE-CHANGING TO YOU.

AND I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THESE FOUR TEACHINGS.

IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO PUT THESE TOGETHER.

I DID A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT WHICH ONES WERE REALLY

THE MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.

AND WE'RE OFFERING THIS TO YOU TODAY FOR YOUR GIFT

TO THE MINISTRY OF ANY AMOUNT.

WE TRUST YOU TO DO YOUR VERY BEST

AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL.

NOW IF YOU'LL STAY WITH US, I'M GONNA PRAY RIGHT AFTER THIS

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING

SICKNESS IN YOUR BODY.

THANK YOU.

ANNOUNCER: IN MORE THAN 42 YEARS OF TEACHING THE BIBLE,

JOYCE MEYER HAS EXPERIENCED THE POWER OF GOD'S WORD.

IN HER FOUR-CD SERIES, "MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES,"

AND THE ACCOMPANYING BOOKLET, JOYCE SHARES

SOME OF THE KEY SCRIPTURES THAT CHANGED HER LIFE

AND LED TO MAJOR TURNING POINTS IN HER WALK WITH GOD.

JOYCE: BIBLE SAYS IN ZECHARIAH THAT IF WE WILL

BECOME PRISONERS OF HOPE THAT GOD WILL RESTORE DOUBLE

EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE EVER LOST.

SO IF WE, AS BELIEVERS IN CHRIST,

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ARCADE GAMES at Circus Circus 🤡[Carnival MIDWAY & CIRCUS ACTS]|Roman & Auroras Childhood Adventures - Duration: 9:23.

- [Mom] Ahhh. Good job.

- [Children] Join us for Roman and Aurora's

Childhood Adventures.

- [Mom] We are at the Midway Games of Circus Circus.

Yeah.

You guys are gonna do the racing clowns?

- [Dad] Good job.

- [Dad] Good job, good job.

- [Mom] Good job Roman!

Number three and number four racing over there.

- [Dad] Good job.

- [Mom] Good job Aurora.

Here they go.

Ahhh you won!

- I won!

- [Mom] Yay! Good job.

Let me see what you got Aurora, Let me see it!

Woo that is so cool.

- I won it...

- [Mom] You won!

Woo woo (laughter)

- [Dad] You can't touch a line,

it has to be completely inside the box.

See it's no good.

- [Mom] It wasn't on the box.

- Oh! A ticket!

- [Mom] Oh you got a ticket.

You're supposed to get it in the opposite side.

Ohhhh, Roman scored.

You scored! Good job

Now you score Aurora.

Good job Aurora!

Good job!

Ahhh good job!

Ahhh good job!

Ahhh Ahhh! Good job.

Here comes the balls.

Yeah, good job; like that!

Oh! (laughter)

Oh good job.

Oh good.

You have some tickets Aurora!

Right here.

Nice job.

Okay you have to knock down four to win.

Good job Aurora.

Almost!

Good job.

Okay that's it. (laughter)

Oh good job.

Oo a nice shiny one, thank you, a fidget spinner.

- Thank you!

- You're going to play the fishing game.

You're going to have to try and get the yellow ones.

Oh!

Good job Aurora!

- I think I want this one.

- [Mom] Thank you.

Okay, so we hit it and it launches a chicken into the pot.

Like that.

And if it falls into the pot, then you win.

Okay, oh almost daddy.

Try it Aurora.

Hard, really hard.

Try it super hard.

Oh you got it!

Ohhh another one!

- [Aurora] I need to choose one.

- [Mom] Hey, she had a chicken.

She had a chicken that she didn't do.

She didn't do her chicken.

- You want me to try to do it for you?

- [Mom] Oh! Another one!

(laughter)

- [Mom] Okay Aurora, you're going to try it.

Try to get the ball into...

Oh. Almost Aurora, almost.

Spin and win!

Pull it Roman!

Press that button Roman.

- [Dad] Oh so close.

- [Electronic Voice] Thanks for playing. Try again.

- [Mom] Oh you got ten tickets Roman.

- [Dad] You got some tickets.

- [Mom] Oh they have Shopkins here.

- [Employee] Ready, on your mark, get set, go!

Go go go guys! Keep shooting.

- [Mom] Ahhh (laughter)

- [Employee] Number 13. Good job, good job buddy.

- [Mom] Good job!

Good job Roman.

Feed the tickets, yeah.

- [Dad] Let go.

- [Mom] Thank you.

- [Dad] Give one to Roman.

(background noise drowns out speaker)

- [Mom] Oh that looks good.

- Thanks for watching.

Don't forget to subscribe to

Roman and Aurora's Childhood Adventures,

bye!

- [Mom] Bye!

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Robin wants to play with Batman

Batman wakes up

Robin wants to play

Batman is running away

Robin wants to play

Batman gives Lego set to Robin

Batman is running away

Batman is going to sleep

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Robin is building Ice Cream Machine

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L'gosseux d'bois Ep 155 - Des cabarets comme cadeau de Noël - Duration: 15:05.

Hi, on The Woodpecker this week, I'm making srving trays for my christmas gifts.

My daughter wanted a serving tray, so it would be easier to bring stuff to her patio.

So I drew this.

It's a tray that I remembered from an old woodworking magazine.

Since I want two in walnut, I begin by surfacing a piece of walnut.

When three sides are flat, I use the corner pattern I drew, to mark what I need.

Then I cut it to size.

I stick my pattern on it and cut on the lines.

Humm, it's just when I'm done that I realize that this won't work because

I have nowhere to clamp it later on...

I re-draw a new pattern that I use to mark another board.

Here we can see the difference between my bad pattern and the good one.

But I still have to redo all the same cuts I did last time.

I make so many forty five degree cuts because

I want the curves to have as much straight grain as possible.

OK, now I have all four corners and with cuts like these, it will be easy to apply clamp pressure later.

But it's true, I have tons of waste wood with cuts like that.

This would be fine if I wanted a circle. But it's not what I want;

so I cut the sides of the tray.

Now that I have the wood for the sides, I need some more for the handles.

I rip another piece of walnut.

It's the right size, but too thick. So I rip it in half. Now I can cut two handles.

And while I'm at it I cut the sides.

I also cut both sides to the right length.

Now, I have all the pieces,

but to hold them together, I will use splines.

But cutting grooves with a thin kerf blade is too narrow,

so I switch to a normal size blade.

After I've switched the blade, I can mark where the kerf have to be cut.

Then I cut the first corner block.

Humm... marking where to cut, was a waste of my time. I managed to goof up, again.

So I re-cut another corner and now I cut all the grooves for all the splines;

but at the right place...

I also need to cut the sides.

Then, the handles.

One groove is done, but using the same setup would cut the second groove at the wrong place.

So I move the rip fence and cut the missing grooves.

This will be perfect.

I just need to cut the splines now. I rip them a bit thicker. Now I'm fine tuning the splines.

The last thing to do, is to rip them to width.

Now I can cut the inside curves.

But before, I sharpen my band saw blade.

After replacing it, I can cut the corners.

I finish the shape with the sander.

I have all four corners; now I need to take care of the handles.

I stick my pattern directly on the handle blank.

Next, I mark the centre of the corner's holes and drill them.

To cut the inside of the handle, I use the scroll saw.

The outside is cut with the band saw.

I finish the shape with sanders.

I have all the pieces, but before gluing them together, I need to round over the inside of the tray.

So with a roundover bit, I shape the handles.

The corners.

And the sides.

Now that it's done, I can cut a bunch of splines wider than the thickness of the sides.

I glue one side at a time.

Add splines and apply clamp pressure.

And to make sure the corners are aligned with each other,

I also clamp them to a piece of wood; just like that.

I leave that alone while the glue dries.

When the glue is dry, I can glue the handles.

It's as simple as spreading some glue, inserting the splines,

adding clamps and leaving that alone while the glue dries.

The next day, I remove the clamps, and, after a little inspection, I love it.

I think that I'll surface more wood to make more trays.

I manage to have all the pieces for one maple and another walnut tray;

on top of the oak-walnut glue up that is there.

This goes a lot faster now that I know what not to do.

Two are drying here.

After several hours, I have four frames for four trays.

But I need to cut the corners.

The corners are removed, but it's far from being smooth...

I fix that right away.

I also need to take care of the inside because of

the glue squeeze out and splines to remove.

I'm not done; I also need to be sure that the bottom is all level.

Round overs here and there are not perfect; I fix that with a rasp.

Now I can round over the exterior of the frames.

Then come the bottom's rabbets.

Now that all the trays have their round over and rabbet, I can make the final sanding.

I need to take care of the bottoms.

I begin by tracing one shape and roughly cut it.

Then, I cut it better with the band saw.

Since it's wider than the rabbet, I plane it to size.

When I'm done, I sand the corners.

This takes several tryouts but I manage to have a nice fit.

I decide to keep this and use it to trace the rest of the bottoms.

When the first one is done, I sand it right away.

Spread a bead of glue inside the rabbet and put the bottom in place.

Because of the handles, it's hard to clamp this; so I lay the tray upside down on a box

and add weight on it. Then, I can begin another bottom.

But for the rest of them, I rip the plywood to size beforehand;

this speeds up the process; a lot.

While the glue of the last tray dries, I can really finish the sanding of all the trays.

After a while, I'm done and I can apply the finish.

I begin by vacuuming all the dust.

Then I can spray the first coat of varnish.

I begin with the bottom.

Then the inside and outside.

I spray three coats like that, with a light sanding between each coat.

When the varnish is really dry, I stick four rubber feet under each tray.

When It's done, the trays are finished.

When I look at them, I'm really pleased.

And here's the reaction of some of my family members.

I had a blast making those serving trays. They were easy to make and they look great.

And on top of that, they will be useful.

Stay tuned for the next episode of The Woodpecker.

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Sign Out | Latest 2017 Telugu Short Films | D Flicks | #signout - Duration: 17:18.

Lets Upload this picture on facebook

Looks like This fellow is Jobless

Pissed

Welcome to D Flicks today we are going to Meet…

What is this madam why don't you put your phone aside for a while

Welcome to D Flicks today we are going to Meet…

Cut it cut it

Hey

Hey come lets click a selfie

I Am fed up with your craziness

Whats wrong with you

You seem to look so serious

Do you think facebook is personal dairy to upload all your personals into it

What is wrong with share your happiness and sadness that happens in your daily life on facebook

You are uploading everything that is happening with you since morning till the night, creating a drama out of your life and spending happily with pity likes and shares . do you know how stupid it looks

Do you get that every religion exclaims one thing

What is that

To care the fellow beings which facebook is implementing

By introducing us to the strangers and getting acquitted to them

Facebook is like prison what difference does that make if they are friends or strangers when the people who are doomed in the four walls are not connected to the external world

How do think you can be happy with 560 strangers

You are talking as if iam addicted to facebook like drugs and alcohol

The joy we get while sharing the happiness

And the concern they show in sadness

The strength they give through likes for the Good Deeds

How can you call all these as stupidity

Every jobless fellow does that same thing

The friends we have come once in while but these fb friends Greet us every day

It was different before fb came into my life. I hardly got 10 calls on my birthday but after fb entered I started getting 50calls and 100msgs a day isn't it a real birthday

Those are wishes you get by their FB notifications they are like artificial flowers and pan am smile

Lets do one thing. What? tomorrow the first of dec is your birthday right?

Its 11:30PM Right Now with in an Half an hour all your FB friends will get the notification about your birthday

For a change lets change your Birthday Date in the settings to 2nd of Dec

Lets Observe how many of your FB Friends Genuinely Wish you on your original birthday

It sounds exaggerating to link my Facebook friends to my birthday

But Watch out you might loose

I will prove that your fb friends are fake friends you must sign out then!

You are talking as if everything changes with just a Sign Out

I don't know if everything changes but alot about you will definitely change

Is it?

Are you happy now?

I forgot something

Where are you going

I will be back

What are you doing

I will tell you wait Make it fast

Your father has given it

Lets look at later

Are you going to work tomorrow?

No

Lets go out tomorrow In the afternoon

okay I Am staring now

At this hour?

Shall I drop till the down stairs

The cab has arrived already I am leaving

Now I will start getting the calls

Why is he calling at this hour

Happy Birthday Santosh

Thank you Daddy

Are you eating on time

Yeah

Why don't you visit us once

We don't get leaves frequently please don't irritate me

I am getting a call from my client I'll talk talk to you later

Whom are you calling

To my brother

But why now

Have you forgotten its his birthday today

Hai santosh Happy Birthday

Did some one remind you or have you seen from my FB account

You fool do I own a facebook account?

I call you every year to wish you'd always say that you're busy with your friends in cake cutting

Give it here I will talk to him once

What else wait your brother in law wants to talk to you

I don't have time right now I will talk to him some time later

He hanged the call

Hey dude Happy birthday

Its strange are you expecting a party

According to our friendship rule every year you host a party on my birthday I throw a party on your birthday why do you question strangely

I am in my office I'll call you later

Except the expected I get all other call

I have challenged her trusting you people

If she comes now she will screw me

You're not facebook friends you are all fake friends

So funny to see you

Nothing like that

How many of your friends have called you

Around 50 of them called

Is it give me that Phone

Is it necessary now

Give it here

is it needed

ok take it

Daddy, sister, Prasad

Okay will you do something

What is that ?

Go to settings change it to correct date

What is this twist again

Change it just for Fun

But you asked me to sign out what is this again

Hai santosh Happy Birthday where is the Party

Its ok but how did you remember my birthday

Theer is nothing to remember I got the notification from the facebook by the way where is the Party

What are you doing

Leave it aside how well did you remember my birthday

I don't remember my own birthday how will I remember yours I have just seen your notification

Stop the crap whats the matter it your birthday

Don't piss me tell me whats the matter useless fellow

Why are you so annoyed this time I wished little bit late but next year I will be the first one to wish you

Tell me where are we going to celebrate

Stop it

I think you're annoyed

Get lost

What you said was right

the world is not the internet what we see in midst of these four walls it's that something underneath the sky

Like you said my world will change you're true it changed a lot

To develop the relationship between people many apps such as whatsapp FB came out. the apps are developing but not the relationships

Because they are app they develop

If suppose facebook is a news paper and not an app not a single person would have used it

I wana talk to daddy once

Now

I feel like talking

Hello dad are you busy

No i was about to call your sister mean while you called me

Okay lets talk to her I will connect you on the conference call

Sister father is on conference lets talk to him

How you celebrating your birthday this year

Its all new

Why is that so

Its okay

Dad by this month end I would like to visit you

Okay then bring maya along with you

Sister its been a long time since you visited the village why don't you visit once

You stay near by I have to travel very long distance

If a fruit drops down from the tree it lands some where nearby not a kilometer away

In whatever stage we are in we should be in reachable distance to father

I will sort out with brother in law you pack your luggage

And dad how are things going in village

Okay dad take care of yourself I will see in the village

Whom are you calling again

Prasad my Friend

Hello

Yes tell me

Where are you

I am in small party

You said you'll throw a party

What party

Its my birthday today so its your turn to throw a party

Do you remember it

How can I forget

How long will you take to be here

Harry up we are all waiting

Whatsapp Message [Did he like the Gift]

Hello I am santosh's father speaking, How are doing

Yes uncle , Tell me uncle

Has the gift arrived yet which I have sent

It has arrived in the morning I'll deliver to him in the evening

By the way how is he

He is fine aren't you in touch with him

He says he is busy all the time I don't understand whats with him

Okay uncle I'll talk to him

Dude I'll talk to you later

For me

For me

how's the gift

I didn't expect this from you dad

Did you like it

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Chase: I'm so glad you're gonna be joining me for Vlogmas this year. I'm super excited!

But... Umm... There seems to be a problem.

It's not christmas'e in here how, how about we change that. *snaps*

There you go! There you have

Hey Aaron, what a beautiful... Woah [Aaron] What's up, what's up?

[Chase] Oh!

Look at this!

*Intro music*

[Chase] We need, to decorate this house, but i don't have the package for the lights yet.

Open your legs.

[Aaron] Why don't we go back to my place and do the... *squeaky noise*

[Chase] *laughs*

It's focused and then it done. Hmm [Aaron] Get some focus, focus.

[Chase] Hey, it's Vlogmas and... It's not focused whatever.

We're going to... [Aaron] *singing* Dah dah dah dah rah dah dah dah]

[Chase] You see how unfocused that is.

Hello! It works now! I'm so clear, I love this camera. I just don't like that the focus takes some time.

I have something on my face but it's like blood. I don't know what it is.

We're going to the dollar store so, we can Christmas decorate!

[Aaron] *singing* I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one tran I need.

[Chase] It's me! [Both] *laugh*

[Chase] Like, okay, we're cheating because there are Christmas decorations back there but, that, was for my Christmas cards, okay?

The Christmas cards, there.

1000, not crazy at all.

[Aaron] That's like at least 10. It's a lot. *laugh*

*chuckle*

[Chase] Thanks daddy, we're going. When Aaron got here, he was like huffin and puffin.

Cause, he was like, Mike was in the elevator. So he had to take the stairs.

Aaron doesn't take the stairs. What are you looking for? [Aaron] My phone.

[Chase] That'd be a good idea. Why is the wire tied it to your bag?

[Aaron] It's plugged to my phone! Oh my god, you're brilliant!

[Chase] I'm about to be a millennial.

We're going to the dollar store.

*singing*I don't want... *stops* Do you have your camera on you? [Aaron] Chase!

[Aaron] Do you, think we've been waiting all day for this package?

[Chase] That might be the package that has your Christmas gift in it.

[Aaron] It's heavy.

I feel like it could be both. *door slam*

[Chase] Let me look. [Aaron] Can I look?

[Aaron] Hey Chase. [Chase] Hey, hey Aaron [Aaron] What's more obnoxious then one vlogger?

[Chase] Two? [Aaron] Two!

*random noise in a random rhythm*

[Chase] This elevator, I like it's moving when... What's that? [Aaron] What?

[Chase] I'm kidding! *laughing*

[Chase] Oh my god, it feels so good that it's Vlogmas and we're outside and we're vlogging.

[AaronI love the cold air.

[Chase] Also I love that I have a tripod I don't even fuck, who looks at me now. So we are going to the dollar store.

[Aaron] I had a dream that we went to a dollar store together. [Chase] It was only just a dream. Slowly people starting to... *laugh*

*music*

[Chase] Ouhh... Oh my god, copyright infringement fuck. There's music in this. So we're just gonna Christmas shop a little bit.

We're gonna some stuff for me house and then we're gonna decorate. Yeah. (I'm so excited. Oh my god, there's new year's stuff too. Already like, we get it you vape?

Hey Aaron look at that cart, oh my god. Are you vlogging?

It's like the same thing. Look at that kart. Mmm. Look at that, look at that.

Oh my god, that's not vegan. That's not vegan. [Aaron] Your mother's not vegan. [Chase] Your mother.

[Chase] What did you find?

[Aaron] Would you like, some classic. Christmas tunes? [Chase] How much is it?

[Aaron] Casse noisette, look how terrifying it is. I don't know.

[Chase] Ah... C'est Noël, on fête. That one.

So they don't have that much stuff but I think we got a lot, right? [Aaron] You have no idea, between that and what you have at home.

[Chase] Yeah, cause, I want to decorate my walls and stuff. [Aaron] Yeah

[Chase] We'll just go do one more round just to see if there's anything else that's ugly that I can put on my walls.

Also it's very hard to vlog and not look at myself with his camera cause, I'm so used to my other camera, where I'm looking at myself all the time.

Did you know that Aaron's gay? *lauging*

[Chase] Oh, no hold on. That, no I don't want that that scares and I won't be able to sleep at night.

This, like whatever this. Casse noisette. Whatever.

Peace, hope or joy

Which ones more like white girl?

[Aaron] Joy. Joy is more basic.

That's the one. [Chase] That's the one!

Female to hohoho. Definitely, did not notice this before, here's a bunch of christmas dvds, they're all in french, oh my

god, babe in toilet? babes in toyland. Oh that's an english. Bébé. Christmas Carol, the bible! Oh my god, Aaron

[Aaron] Stop, tag yourself on that guy. [Chase] Oh my... *laughs*

[Aaron] You'll be that guy.

[Chase] Why am i whipping someone ? That's you, no,

that looks like you. I'm whipping you. [Aaron] Oh there's a person that looks like he's, like, like actually about to uh...

[Chase] Oh my god i don't want to watch this, but i feel like

I watched that in grade five and then they told us that

we had to do an assignment and check the bible i was like "it's against, my religion" they were

like, "oh okay" they believed me i didn't have to do the thing!

What is it for ? [Aaron] I don't know, some kinky shit

[Chase] Oh, mike ink. Some glitter. Oh my god."Have yourself a merry little christmas" i wish it said...

*some hysterical laughter and overall weird noises*

[Chase] ...Same. Oh shit there's so much stuff here, yes, yes! It's ugly.

I hope the cats don't eat this.

They probably will. So I just tried to get that shirt off and I couldn't get it and I wish that Aaron

was filming me because... Do exactly how i did... I did it and it like

fell, it flew.

Oh my god for your car, get that for your mom, the eyelashes and...

[Aaron] She already has it !

Do you remember how painful this shit was ?

[Chase] Oh my god, crazy carpets! we should?

[Aaron] [?] ... painful !

[Chase] Right but, we should do it, because it was so fun. I keep putting the camera like, on your dick

[Aaron] Those things are horrible

[Chase] No, the crazy carpets are amazing, and...

Okay, here's a question for everyone did you guys had this when you were younger ? Crazy carpet...

[Aaron] If you're in Québec it's called "tapis magie" [Chase] Tapis magie... Oh yeah

*at the loud shop speaker* Um can, you shut up french people, fuck

*loud as fuck french song on the speakers, people laughing*

This copyright infringement. [Aaron] Hi, my name is 23 pilots, this is my new song.

[Chase] You mean 23... 27 airplanes ? [Aaron] 27 airplanes.

*aaron mimes playing* [Chase] It's so tuned

It's vintage hunty

*dancing and huming a song*

[Aaron] I don't think you got enough christmas stuff [Chase] Nooo...

Hi! *laughs*

[Cashier] So... Christmas is coming, right ? [Chase] It is ! *laughs*

[Aaron] Daddy Claus [Chase] We got the ugliest stuff

[Cashier] No, it's not ugly! [Chase] Oh, it's ugly

[Cashier] I'll have this one [Aaron] Don't humor him

[Chase] Yeah *laughs*

My god there's glitter all over your jacket [Aaron] Great.

That's a disaster. [Chase] The [?] cost seventy six dollars when I came for halloween, when I went to decorate for halloween. I kept

all the decorations though i didn't throw them out, for next year. How, much was my bill, Aaron ?

[Aaron] Too many, it was too many. [Chase] Ninety one dollars. It's worth it though. It's for vlogmas.

Hey, we're home! [Both] Daddies.

We are in the nude. We're wearing some really cute shorts which we can't show you

because for some reason, a medium which

is what we wear is really small in these ones, so it's really tight and really taking everything.

So we bought some shirts we're gonna turn into some crop tops, and we're gonna wear them and we're, gonna decorate.

[Aaron] Imma showing them like a little close.

[Chase] A little close up.

Let's show, this. Oh,

yeah. Oh, oh

I love that ZOOM

[Chase] If i bend over you could literally see my butt crack. Demonetize me. [Aaron] I don't even need to bend

[Chase, singing] I want a lot for christmas, we're...

We're gonna listen to christmas music while we decorate so y'all gonna get some like interesting uh-uh-uh

Christmas music. Come on, the one that I showed you before. [Aaron] Some royalties free tunes coming your way

[Chase] Yeah, let's go!

*music, no other sounds*

[Chase] The tree...! Looks how fucking sad this looks!

*music*

[both singing]

*music*

So i'm on my phone, I should've brought my camera but I have to go get Zuzia's dog downstairs cause

They're here and i have to like just watch the dog and I literally... *laughs* I put my pants on so I'm not like completely naked

But i'm gonna go pick up the dog, but this is what I literally looks like

*music*

[Chase] Masza ! [Aaron] She's mine

*music*

Was that not in focus ? No !

*music*

[Aaron] Masza Claus !

[Chase] She looks... alert

*music*

[Aaron] Trans gone wild

*music*

[Chase] You like the skell ? [Aaron] I can't zoom in that fast !

[Chase] Okay, we're gonna have a zooming contest. One two three

[Chase] Can you send me that clip ?

[Aaron] It's not done yet

[both singing that famous tune i can't remember]

[Chase] I think i took a picture ! So the tour, my sweetnesses starts in my room, we have

The new podcast wall for december

Also i know this is annoying but deal with it oh this light is on. I'm alert. So we're gonna go with every little detail

So right there: mistletoe, kiss me, come here

Thank you [Aaron] Your face is so soft ! [Chase] Baby

And then, we have the cat wall here, and i had to put lights around the puss. You can

be like one of those you know, like... sexy like wheel fortune?

And the bows of course, we have the bow here given to us by Shaun and Tasha,

and we have the beautiful snowflake over here, aaron! i'm kidding [screams]

Then right behind me, we have another

Sparkly, light ease of wall, oh look at that sexy outfit though?

*aggressively zooms in*

I was looking for the zoom

What's next, what's next, this way this way this way; that's last of course so, we have this really, ugly like

Merry christmas that's crooked [Aaron] Oh my god it glows because of the blue light, it's literally [?]

[Chase] Oh my god you're right!

[Aaron] You know minnie puts (?) at night? No? [Chase] Oh my god. What does that say Aaron ?

[Aaron] Who needs Santa, I've got grandma [Chase] *screams*

[Aaron] Granny Ross. [Chase] Granny Ross. There "hohoho", we have the skell. Iconic. This like, frosty, that looks like he has a secret

It's like, hun, and then here of course. How could I miss this. This is the merry chris... merry chris ?

Merry CISMAS! What ! [Aaron] Oooh shit ! [Chase] C.I.S.

[Chase] And then the main event the.... trans Christmas tree! Holy shit look how glowy it looks!

It is pink, and blue, if the blue, whatever, light up... there you go

*Chase singing Time Of My Life*

Ask, you with your artistic eye [Aaron] Which eye ? [Chase] *screams* headphone users, beware

[Aaron] Are you going to show the ugly Santa ?

[Chase] How my goodness, how... how dare... how dare...

[Chase] Hey, Santa, do you watch me while I SLEEP ? [Aaron] What do you want for christmas?

You wanna this packs of smokes? I'm sorry *both seems to die with laughter*

[Chase] Oh my god that zoom, hello! I need to do some weights, so that all of vlogmas I can, hold this camera

[Aaron] Seriously you're gonna have one really muscular arm

[Chase] And of course there's a reef on top cause that's where we... it's not even centered, it's off-center everything is not centered.

Oh, and there's lights around the tv, and this is like... are those lights supposed to be hanged like that?

[Aaron] Iconic. Hmmm uh, I suppose so.

[Chase] Look at that ass mmm. Thank you so much for joining me on day one of vlogmas. [Aaron] Get ready.

[Chase] Get ready, yeah rive up these engines! [Aaron] You better watch out you [Chase] You better not pout!

[Aaron] What ?

[Chase] I'm telling you why i sent it... Is this not how the song goes ?

[Aaron] Oh no I thought you said something about crying...

[Chase] *singing* You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry I'm telling you... [Aaron] *starts beatboxing*

[Chase] That's not how it works.

I don't know I feel like I put everything in day 1, like I don't even know, day 2 is gonna be like...

[Aaron] It's going to be us...

Last year I kept saying all this vlog is boring I'm sorry but people really liked it because they, were like... like they

followed me. Oh and Masza's here ! [Aaron] How she, she's just waiting to be held!

[Chase] Lil' baby. [Aaron] Our daughter.

[Chase] Zuzia's daughter, it's not our dog, we don't live together, we should [Aaron] We should.

[Chase] We may or may not have a couple of sleepovers planned for december. [Aaron] A couple. [Chase] A couple.

We're a couple...... of FAGGOTS

Anyways, thank you so much for joining, I'm really excited for this year's vlogmas, I am like

I've been preparing for this for like a week. Last year it was like a spur of the moment i was like?

Oh it's the first, should I do this? I was like, "okay i'm gonna do it"

This year i'm not just jumping in hunties, I'm ready. I am ready for this

[Aaron] Nice. Last year i did one vlog, this year, I'm gonna do one a week.

[Chase] You did a couple vlogs actually [Aaron] Yeah two? I think maybe two or three.

I'm going to try and do it again. This year, one a week. [Chase] Yeah. So Aaron's going to do one a week so go follow his channel

Aaron Ansuini. That's his channel. [Aaron] Oh, bae!

[Chase] I know I've never like actually promoted you! [Aaron] I just sort of show up [Chase] You're just always in my vlogs. Go follow Aaron.

Cause he's gonna do Vlogmas one a d... week. [Aaron] Once a week yeah, like the summary of the week.

Entertaining enough. [Chase] And we may or may not have something really planned. This week.

That's gonna be really awesome. [Aaron] It's gonna be cool. [Chase] It's gonna be cool. Can't wait

Thank you so much for joining us, I had a lot of fun i'm so glad that it's decorated, I actually festive as FUCK!

And i feel so close to you guys right now

Alright if you have any suggestions on anything you'd like me to do during vlogmas, last year I got my nipple pierced!

No longer have my nipple pierced. Wrong nipple. Whatever. Long story.

[Aaron] You said close so...

[Chase] OH! let me know. Masza, Aaron and I

say thank you. [Aaron] From our family to yours. Happy holidays [Chase] From our family to yours. Have a swell and think of bee. Love you. [Both] Bye!

Just hear those sleigh bells ring a, ling ding ding ding a ling ding, ah, my ding dong ding, oh!

[Aaron] That sounds like your dick

[Chase] Oh my... [Aaron] *laughs* Wha...

[Chase] You just looks like... In the nineties

[Aaron] Yes, when you don't know what it's gonna look like

[Chase] Like in the nineties I just found a camera and I just got it developped,

that somebody's taking a picture and you didn't understand angles, this is what that picture looks

[Aaron] Like you ask someone "could you take a picture of us" "sure" and it's like fucking 12 feets of blank space

[Chase] Why? you look like Ash

[Aaron] Wow, we're all the same to you

[Chase] You know it's not that bad of a picture. I would actually post this. [Aaron] Oh I like it. It kinda looks like we actually took it, again, in the 90s.

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Instagram with Citadel event w/ eng subs - Duration: 4:57.

Finally I can ride again

*Mild cursing*

Well guys this...

...this sucks.

Well then, this time we'll just chat like this

I mentioned in the last vlog that I installed some new things on my bike

Now you've the chance to go ahead admire the changes that've been done

And since I mentioned the last vlog

I'm...a tiny bit...disappointed

Because of how little views I get

Usually I get views well above a thousand

However my last 2K sub vlog still didn't hit 900 views

Which made me a bit sad

And overshadowed my whole weekend

So in relation to that, this is what happened during that time:

*Bike parts porn*

*Oh yeah I'd tap that*

What the hell do you want?

Hello?

What's up mate?

Oh nothing much just checking some accessories porn

And I feel bad that I got so little views on my last vlog...

I feel like I should expand the channel a bit more..but how?

Well how about you make an Instagram account?

Hell no, what for? No one cares about that anyways..

Zip it dude, it's good, listen to me

For the last time:NO

Listen here If you won't do it then..

Alright,alright I'll make an account...

FFS...

He's always so aggressive...

K...it's done...

Is it any better yet?

Holy sh#t this is awesome!

I don't even have this many people following me on facebook!

Yo, why didn't you tell me to make an Instagram acc, it's godlike!

Whoa you can suck my.....

So guys now I do have Instagram

Here's the link to it

I don't know where exactly since I always point to the wrong direction

I don't know if this snow is permanent or not

Judging from the dripping I suspect it isn't

So if it isn't permanent and the roads won't be all frosty and snowy on saturday

In that case

I am going to 2017's last Citadel Event

We could call this an invitation for you guys

So if you'd like to get a sticker, spam card or just wanna meet up with me

Then do come to the citadel event

And if you will then I encourage you to follow me on either Facebook or Instagram

Because I'll most probably post updates there

About me going or not, and If I am going, where I'll be and at what time

Furthermore I recommend you rather follow me on Instagram

Because during winter there won't really be motovlogs

Apart from the equipment showcases and some smaller videos

And most probably the occasional sneak-peak images

and the smaller update pictures will be posted on facebook only on a monthly basis

However these pictures'll most probably be published on instagram right after taking them

So if you'd like to follow through the whole winter period more "tightly"

Then you should follow me on instagram rather than on facebook

That's all for today, chaps!

I'll see you guys in the next video

Or maybe at the Citadel Event

Until then, be safe on the roads

Take care of yourselves

And have a beautiful day

...as much as you can...

RE_Tour signing off, cheers!

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FESTIVE AS F*** ft. AARON (VLOGMAS DAY 1) - Duration: 17:17.

Chase: I'm so glad you're gonna be joining me for Vlogmas this year. I'm super excited!

But... Umm... There seems to be a problem.

It's not christmas'e in here how, how about we change that. *snaps*

There you go! There you have

Hey Aaron, what a beautiful... Woah [Aaron] What's up, what's up?

[Chase] Oh!

Look at this!

*Intro music*

[Chase] We need, to decorate this house, but i don't have the package for the lights yet.

Open your legs.

[Aaron] Why don't we go back to my place and do the... *squeaky noise*

[Chase] *laughs*

It's focused and then it done. Hmm [Aaron] Get some focus, focus.

[Chase] Hey, it's Vlogmas and... It's not focused whatever.

We're going to... [Aaron] *singing* Dah dah dah dah rah dah dah dah]

[Chase] You see how unfocused that is.

Hello! It works now! I'm so clear, I love this camera. I just don't like that the focus takes some time.

I have something on my face but it's like blood. I don't know what it is.

We're going to the dollar store so, we can Christmas decorate!

[Aaron] *singing* I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one tran I need.

[Chase] It's me! [Both] *laugh*

[Chase] Like, okay, we're cheating because there are Christmas decorations back there but, that, was for my Christmas cards, okay?

The Christmas cards, there.

1000, not crazy at all.

[Aaron] That's like at least 10. It's a lot. *laugh*

*chuckle*

[Chase] Thanks daddy, we're going. When Aaron got here, he was like huffin and puffin.

Cause, he was like, Mike was in the elevator. So he had to take the stairs.

Aaron doesn't take the stairs. What are you looking for? [Aaron] My phone.

[Chase] That'd be a good idea. Why is the wire tied it to your bag?

[Aaron] It's plugged to my phone! Oh my god, you're brilliant!

[Chase] I'm about to be a millennial.

We're going to the dollar store.

*singing*I don't want... *stops* Do you have your camera on you? [Aaron] Chase!

[Aaron] Do you, think we've been waiting all day for this package?

[Chase] That might be the package that has your Christmas gift in it.

[Aaron] It's heavy.

I feel like it could be both. *door slam*

[Chase] Let me look. [Aaron] Can I look?

[Aaron] Hey Chase. [Chase] Hey, hey Aaron [Aaron] What's more obnoxious then one vlogger?

[Chase] Two? [Aaron] Two!

*random noise in a random rhythm*

[Chase] This elevator, I like it's moving when... What's that? [Aaron] What?

[Chase] I'm kidding! *laughing*

[Chase] Oh my god, it feels so good that it's Vlogmas and we're outside and we're vlogging.

[AaronI love the cold air.

[Chase] Also I love that I have a tripod I don't even fuck, who looks at me now. So we are going to the dollar store.

[Aaron] I had a dream that we went to a dollar store together. [Chase] It was only just a dream. Slowly people starting to... *laugh*

*music*

[Chase] Ouhh... Oh my god, copyright infringement fuck. There's music in this. So we're just gonna Christmas shop a little bit.

We're gonna some stuff for me house and then we're gonna decorate. Yeah. (I'm so excited. Oh my god, there's new year's stuff too. Already like, we get it you vape?

Hey Aaron look at that cart, oh my god. Are you vlogging?

It's like the same thing. Look at that kart. Mmm. Look at that, look at that.

Oh my god, that's not vegan. That's not vegan. [Aaron] Your mother's not vegan. [Chase] Your mother.

[Chase] What did you find?

[Aaron] Would you like, some classic. Christmas tunes? [Chase] How much is it?

[Aaron] Casse noisette, look how terrifying it is. I don't know.

[Chase] Ah... C'est Noël, on fête. That one.

So they don't have that much stuff but I think we got a lot, right? [Aaron] You have no idea, between that and what you have at home.

[Chase] Yeah, cause, I want to decorate my walls and stuff. [Aaron] Yeah

[Chase] We'll just go do one more round just to see if there's anything else that's ugly that I can put on my walls.

Also it's very hard to vlog and not look at myself with his camera cause, I'm so used to my other camera, where I'm looking at myself all the time.

Did you know that Aaron's gay? *lauging*

[Chase] Oh, no hold on. That, no I don't want that that scares and I won't be able to sleep at night.

This, like whatever this. Casse noisette. Whatever.

Peace, hope or joy

Which ones more like white girl?

[Aaron] Joy. Joy is more basic.

That's the one. [Chase] That's the one!

Female to hohoho. Definitely, did not notice this before, here's a bunch of christmas dvds, they're all in french, oh my

god, babe in toilet? babes in toyland. Oh that's an english. Bébé. Christmas Carol, the bible! Oh my god, Aaron

[Aaron] Stop, tag yourself on that guy. [Chase] Oh my... *laughs*

[Aaron] You'll be that guy.

[Chase] Why am i whipping someone ? That's you, no,

that looks like you. I'm whipping you. [Aaron] Oh there's a person that looks like he's, like, like actually about to uh...

[Chase] Oh my god i don't want to watch this, but i feel like

I watched that in grade five and then they told us that

we had to do an assignment and check the bible i was like "it's against, my religion" they were

like, "oh okay" they believed me i didn't have to do the thing!

What is it for ? [Aaron] I don't know, some kinky shit

[Chase] Oh, mike ink. Some glitter. Oh my god."Have yourself a merry little christmas" i wish it said...

*some hysterical laughter and overall weird noises*

[Chase] ...Same. Oh shit there's so much stuff here, yes, yes! It's ugly.

I hope the cats don't eat this.

They probably will. So I just tried to get that shirt off and I couldn't get it and I wish that Aaron

was filming me because... Do exactly how i did... I did it and it like

fell, it flew.

Oh my god for your car, get that for your mom, the eyelashes and...

[Aaron] She already has it !

Do you remember how painful this shit was ?

[Chase] Oh my god, crazy carpets! we should?

[Aaron] [?] ... painful !

[Chase] Right but, we should do it, because it was so fun. I keep putting the camera like, on your dick

[Aaron] Those things are horrible

[Chase] No, the crazy carpets are amazing, and...

Okay, here's a question for everyone did you guys had this when you were younger ? Crazy carpet...

[Aaron] If you're in Québec it's called "tapis magie" [Chase] Tapis magie... Oh yeah

*at the loud shop speaker* Um can, you shut up french people, fuck

*loud as fuck french song on the speakers, people laughing*

This copyright infringement. [Aaron] Hi, my name is 23 pilots, this is my new song.

[Chase] You mean 23... 27 airplanes ? [Aaron] 27 airplanes.

*aaron mimes playing* [Chase] It's so tuned

It's vintage hunty

*dancing and huming a song*

[Aaron] I don't think you got enough christmas stuff [Chase] Nooo...

Hi! *laughs*

[Cashier] So... Christmas is coming, right ? [Chase] It is ! *laughs*

[Aaron] Daddy Claus [Chase] We got the ugliest stuff

[Cashier] No, it's not ugly! [Chase] Oh, it's ugly

[Cashier] I'll have this one [Aaron] Don't humor him

[Chase] Yeah *laughs*

My god there's glitter all over your jacket [Aaron] Great.

That's a disaster. [Chase] The [?] cost seventy six dollars when I came for halloween, when I went to decorate for halloween. I kept

all the decorations though i didn't throw them out, for next year. How, much was my bill, Aaron ?

[Aaron] Too many, it was too many. [Chase] Ninety one dollars. It's worth it though. It's for vlogmas.

Hey, we're home! [Both] Daddies.

We are in the nude. We're wearing some really cute shorts which we can't show you

because for some reason, a medium which

is what we wear is really small in these ones, so it's really tight and really taking everything.

So we bought some shirts we're gonna turn into some crop tops, and we're gonna wear them and we're, gonna decorate.

[Aaron] Imma showing them like a little close.

[Chase] A little close up.

Let's show, this. Oh,

yeah. Oh, oh

I love that ZOOM

[Chase] If i bend over you could literally see my butt crack. Demonetize me. [Aaron] I don't even need to bend

[Chase, singing] I want a lot for christmas, we're...

We're gonna listen to christmas music while we decorate so y'all gonna get some like interesting uh-uh-uh

Christmas music. Come on, the one that I showed you before. [Aaron] Some royalties free tunes coming your way

[Chase] Yeah, let's go!

*music, no other sounds*

[Chase] The tree...! Looks how fucking sad this looks!

*music*

[both singing]

*music*

So i'm on my phone, I should've brought my camera but I have to go get Zuzia's dog downstairs cause

They're here and i have to like just watch the dog and I literally... *laughs* I put my pants on so I'm not like completely naked

But i'm gonna go pick up the dog, but this is what I literally looks like

*music*

[Chase] Masza ! [Aaron] She's mine

*music*

Was that not in focus ? No !

*music*

[Aaron] Masza Claus !

[Chase] She looks... alert

*music*

[Aaron] Trans gone wild

*music*

[Chase] You like the skell ? [Aaron] I can't zoom in that fast !

[Chase] Okay, we're gonna have a zooming contest. One two three

[Chase] Can you send me that clip ?

[Aaron] It's not done yet

[both singing that famous tune i can't remember]

[Chase] I think i took a picture ! So the tour, my sweetnesses starts in my room, we have

The new podcast wall for december

Also i know this is annoying but deal with it oh this light is on. I'm alert. So we're gonna go with every little detail

So right there: mistletoe, kiss me, come here

Thank you [Aaron] Your face is so soft ! [Chase] Baby

And then, we have the cat wall here, and i had to put lights around the puss. You can

be like one of those you know, like... sexy like wheel fortune?

And the bows of course, we have the bow here given to us by Shaun and Tasha,

and we have the beautiful snowflake over here, aaron! i'm kidding [screams]

Then right behind me, we have another

Sparkly, light ease of wall, oh look at that sexy outfit though?

*aggressively zooms in*

I was looking for the zoom

What's next, what's next, this way this way this way; that's last of course so, we have this really, ugly like

Merry christmas that's crooked [Aaron] Oh my god it glows because of the blue light, it's literally [?]

[Chase] Oh my god you're right!

[Aaron] You know minnie puts (?) at night? No? [Chase] Oh my god. What does that say Aaron ?

[Aaron] Who needs Santa, I've got grandma [Chase] *screams*

[Aaron] Granny Ross. [Chase] Granny Ross. There "hohoho", we have the skell. Iconic. This like, frosty, that looks like he has a secret

It's like, hun, and then here of course. How could I miss this. This is the merry chris... merry chris ?

Merry CISMAS! What ! [Aaron] Oooh shit ! [Chase] C.I.S.

[Chase] And then the main event the.... trans Christmas tree! Holy shit look how glowy it looks!

It is pink, and blue, if the blue, whatever, light up... there you go

*Chase singing Time Of My Life*

Ask, you with your artistic eye [Aaron] Which eye ? [Chase] *screams* headphone users, beware

[Aaron] Are you going to show the ugly Santa ?

[Chase] How my goodness, how... how dare... how dare...

[Chase] Hey, Santa, do you watch me while I SLEEP ? [Aaron] What do you want for christmas?

You wanna this packs of smokes? I'm sorry *both seems to die with laughter*

[Chase] Oh my god that zoom, hello! I need to do some weights, so that all of vlogmas I can, hold this camera

[Aaron] Seriously you're gonna have one really muscular arm

[Chase] And of course there's a reef on top cause that's where we... it's not even centered, it's off-center everything is not centered.

Oh, and there's lights around the tv, and this is like... are those lights supposed to be hanged like that?

[Aaron] Iconic. Hmmm uh, I suppose so.

[Chase] Look at that ass mmm. Thank you so much for joining me on day one of vlogmas. [Aaron] Get ready.

[Chase] Get ready, yeah rive up these engines! [Aaron] You better watch out you [Chase] You better not pout!

[Aaron] What ?

[Chase] I'm telling you why i sent it... Is this not how the song goes ?

[Aaron] Oh no I thought you said something about crying...

[Chase] *singing* You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry I'm telling you... [Aaron] *starts beatboxing*

[Chase] That's not how it works.

I don't know I feel like I put everything in day 1, like I don't even know, day 2 is gonna be like...

[Aaron] It's going to be us...

Last year I kept saying all this vlog is boring I'm sorry but people really liked it because they, were like... like they

followed me. Oh and Masza's here ! [Aaron] How she, she's just waiting to be held!

[Chase] Lil' baby. [Aaron] Our daughter.

[Chase] Zuzia's daughter, it's not our dog, we don't live together, we should [Aaron] We should.

[Chase] We may or may not have a couple of sleepovers planned for december. [Aaron] A couple. [Chase] A couple.

We're a couple...... of FAGGOTS

Anyways, thank you so much for joining, I'm really excited for this year's vlogmas, I am like

I've been preparing for this for like a week. Last year it was like a spur of the moment i was like?

Oh it's the first, should I do this? I was like, "okay i'm gonna do it"

This year i'm not just jumping in hunties, I'm ready. I am ready for this

[Aaron] Nice. Last year i did one vlog, this year, I'm gonna do one a week.

[Chase] You did a couple vlogs actually [Aaron] Yeah two? I think maybe two or three.

I'm going to try and do it again. This year, one a week. [Chase] Yeah. So Aaron's going to do one a week so go follow his channel

Aaron Ansuini. That's his channel. [Aaron] Oh, bae!

[Chase] I know I've never like actually promoted you! [Aaron] I just sort of show up [Chase] You're just always in my vlogs. Go follow Aaron.

Cause he's gonna do Vlogmas one a d... week. [Aaron] Once a week yeah, like the summary of the week.

Entertaining enough. [Chase] And we may or may not have something really planned. This week.

That's gonna be really awesome. [Aaron] It's gonna be cool. [Chase] It's gonna be cool. Can't wait

Thank you so much for joining us, I had a lot of fun i'm so glad that it's decorated, I actually festive as FUCK!

And i feel so close to you guys right now

Alright if you have any suggestions on anything you'd like me to do during vlogmas, last year I got my nipple pierced!

No longer have my nipple pierced. Wrong nipple. Whatever. Long story.

[Aaron] You said close so...

[Chase] OH! let me know. Masza, Aaron and I

say thank you. [Aaron] From our family to yours. Happy holidays [Chase] From our family to yours. Have a swell and think of bee. Love you. [Both] Bye!

Just hear those sleigh bells ring a, ling ding ding ding a ling ding, ah, my ding dong ding, oh!

[Aaron] That sounds like your dick

[Chase] Oh my... [Aaron] *laughs* Wha...

[Chase] You just looks like... In the nineties

[Aaron] Yes, when you don't know what it's gonna look like

[Chase] Like in the nineties I just found a camera and I just got it developped,

that somebody's taking a picture and you didn't understand angles, this is what that picture looks

[Aaron] Like you ask someone "could you take a picture of us" "sure" and it's like fucking 12 feets of blank space

[Chase] Why? you look like Ash

[Aaron] Wow, we're all the same to you

[Chase] You know it's not that bad of a picture. I would actually post this. [Aaron] Oh I like it. It kinda looks like we actually took it, again, in the 90s.

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BREAKING NEWS Out Of South Korea… - Duration: 3:53.

BREAKING NEWS Out Of South Korea� In a show of force following North Korea�s

latest ballistic missile launch, the U.S. military flew two B-1B supersonic bombers

and two F-35 fighter jets over South Korea on Thursday.Four US F-35B fighter jets joined

two US B-1B bombers and four South Korean F-15 fighter jets in the joint US-South Korean

flyover of the Korean Peninsula, an official with the South Korean air force told CNN.

The exercise was designed to �strongly counter North Korea�s repeated ballistic missile

tests and development of nuclear weapons,� the official said.In a statement, the air

force said the US bombers flew out of Guam and four stealth fighter jets from a US Marine

Corps base in Japan.

They conducted a mock bombing drill, which simulated a surgical strike of key enemy facilities,

over the Pilsung Range in the eastern province of Gangwon.In a statement, US Pacific Command

said the flyover was a �direct response to North Korea�s intermediate range ballistic

missile launch.�

�North Korea�s actions are a threat to our allies, partners and homeland, and their

destabilizing actions will be met accordingly,� said Gen. Terrence O�Shaughnessy, commander

of Pacific Air Forces.Two U.S. nuclear-capable strategic bombers conducted a joint operation

with South Korean air force fighter jets on Thursday, two days after a North Korean missile

fired over Japan sharply raised tensions.

The drills involved two supersonic U.S. B-1B bombers, four U.S. stealth F-35B jets as well

as the South Korean fighters.

Fox News reports that such flyovers are common when animosity rises on the Korean Peninsula,

which is technically in a state of war because the 1950-53 Korean War ended with an armistice,

not a peace treaty.

North Korea on Tuesday flew a potentially nuclear-capable intermediate-range ballistic

missile over northern Japan and later called it a �meaningful prelude� to containing

the U.S. territory of Guam.

A day later, The U.S. Defense Agency announced it had shot down a medium-range ballistic

missile off the coast of Hawaii in a new test of its missile defense system at sea.

The test came after North Korea fired the missile from its capital Pyongyang that flew

over Japan before plunging into the northern Pacific Ocean, an aggressive test-flight over

the territory of a close U.S. ally that sent a clear message of defiance as Washington

and Seoul conduct war games nearby.

Thursday�s U.S. show of force followed a tweet from President Trump, suggesting he

was growing impatient with North Korea after earlier expressions of hope for a dialogue

with the communist country.

President Trump tweeted out the following message:

�The U.S. has been talking to North Korea, and paying them extortion money, for 25 years.

Talking is not the answer!�On Tuesday, Washington and its allies called for an emergency U.N.

Security Council meeting, but seemed to fall short on new ideas for stopping North Korea�s

nuclear and missile advances, which are increasingly putting the U.S. mainland within range.

�Threatening and destabilizing actions only increase the North Korean regime�s isolation

in the region and among all nations of the world,� Trump said after the North�s missile

soared almost 1,700 miles (2,700 kilometers) into the Pacific Ocean, triggering alert warnings

in northern Japan and shudders throughout Northeast Asia.

�All options are on the table.�

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Exercising Meditation - Duration: 2:30.

I do a lot of meditating on this machine.

I Love the elliptical.

It's my machine.

Hello Holly!

It's go time.

The elliiptical is my thing.

I do a lot of meditating on this machine.

My favorite meditation that I have been doing for I guess about 8 months now.

I usually imagine it and I don't describe it.

So, it's a little bit funny describing it.

So, I picture myself out on the tennis court at age 100, which my view from this elliptical,

I'm looking out a window at a tennis court, which you may be able to see in my sunglasses

actually.

I picture 100 year old Holly out on the tennis court and she looks back up at me through

this window and she says "Thank You".

Because the reason 100 year old Holly is out there on the tennis court is because I'm doing this Right Now!

So, that's my favorite meditation.

And then I say "Thank you for my desire to be here, thank you for the strength to be here.

Thank you for the health to be here. And thank you for You for being here.

Have a Zippy Vibe Day!