Hey, what's up guys, it's Big Balls here
This is gonna be my first video and it's gonna be a banger
today, I'm gonna be making a rant on the double D's and the double T's
And it's gonna be fire, let's get started... OH SHIT!!
First of all we've got the first d- David Pumyam
All I can say is that he's got a pretty pretty circular face just like
just like his balls and
They're pretty small
Second of all we've got the Little Bastard David here, and as you can see
He's wearing his gay flannel shirt like Scarce, and he's rockin' that emo haircut
And also he's got a green ring around him which is probably his... Uh his
PENIS
Wasn't not working Oh
Third of all
David is supposed to marry myTRISHA but I got a time machine
And I went to the future and I saw it David BUMYAM and Aria Grande
Now
He chose the bad wife because as you can see she's kind of bald and her hair lines like really messed up
so it's kind of bad and both of their heads are pretty big and
David's pretty fat in the future, but
Pretty happy because at least he got married
Next up we've got the other D-Dana goddamn Pumyam, SHIT, i mean JUAN
first of all
This little bastard Dana
He always says that I'm pale but
Look at him. He's so yellow like a real Asian and
his eyes are so far apart like a Mongolian and
His nose oh my god
Plum Nose in the making
And really why is he got his goddamn ski mask on
Yeah, all right next up for Dana Juan oh shoot wrong one
Look this kid
What happened to this little boy?
HE HAD COOL HAIR. HE LOOKED SWAGGY AND BALLER
younger days, but now
Now look at him. I'll get a picture
Look at this guy what has happened to him he looks like goddamn?
Isaac Newton mixed with Denzel Crocker or something and
That's no good
Next we've got the first T-Tony R Wilson, aka
Monkey I mean
American
As you can see he really likes being a hero his favorite his favorite Marvel hero spider-man
but hes a black one because he's black, get it?
He's kind of fat too like he's a very THICC
Look, when it comes to girls in my school, tony is thicker in the future, and that's no good
This is the same picture from before, but we get a close-up view of
How much of a weirdo tony is like
He's kind of deformed. He looks like a rat
No offense. And yes, I know it was meant to offend him. Oh
I
guess we're done with the first T for now, but the reason why I have the J in here is to clarify and
Spread POSITIVITY to my name
first off
This is not sixteen rolls, this is a 4
1 2 3 4 counting the nipple the boob area, that's the rolls, you bastards
Get it right
Next
This one kid named Terrence Ma says this is the face you make when you realize you'll be a virgin in the future
first of all he's a virgin so he needs to shut his ass up and second of all I
look Baller in this in this picture, and I can tell that I got a lot of girls with this picture I
Was pretty cool back in the old days, still am, but just kind of less cool. Oh
We got we got the alien motherfucker back
You've got damn weird ass teeth
You got them broken ass glasses. What the hell is wrong with the subway chair
They gotta fix that (Subway seat) JUST LIKE HOW TONY NEEDS TO FIX HIS HAIRLINE OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Last but not least
We've got this idiot
fat bastard himself 4 9
127 billion pounds
What the hell is up with his chin looking like Peter Griffin looking ass gotta have goddamn big-ass
nostrils looking like frickin
Looking like a galactic train station or something because he's just so damn big
Next in line
We're not done with the first T yet - look at this kid
he looks like he seen Jesus and it's clear that he's seen Jesus because
Because as you can see
This is what he saw that made him open his mouth so wide it's like he's choking on it
Up next
We got weenie hot jr. Looking here got us goddamn one testicle Hitler ass phone
Got three three black things over here like how he has three testicles
And don't even get me started on this dudes hair. What the hell is that. Why does he have have a goddamn
Goddamn 120 degree X angle on this motherfucker. What a kid, and what a weirdo
All right as you can see this is CLARENCE MA
His Chin's obvious so damn ugly and fat, and he's got weird elf ears
Surprisingly, he's got a big-ass nose, and here's a story
He states that I have a plum nose, well guess what?
YOU HAVE A BIGGER PLUM NOSE AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
And what hell is up with your glasses you mutant freak
Get out of this planet, before I shoot you, and kill you, and drown you in my piss
Because I will extinguish you after im done roasting the crap out of
You
Third look at this dude
Look at that chin. It's like
You can fit ten BILLION of his
Penis in here like it's so wide and don't even get me started
This dude is thicker than Elizabeth Wang
And that's saying something
BECAUSE she's pretty nice
AND JUICY AND THICK AND OH GOD AHHHHHH THAT BOOTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIGHT LEGGINGS AHHHHHHHHH
Third
Look at this boy
What the hell why can you fit
Goddamn the solar system
Texas the galaxy the whole universe and my penis inside this goddamn belly
Stomach I don't know
Why is it so damn wide and how could that happen?
Third of al--- oh that's not very appropriate......................he is just BUTT RAPING his little bro
And this is the face you make when you realize how fat you are at the future
And that's all for you folks episode 1 awesome rants by BIG balls
Up next is this little sneak peak here
Eric mother FUCKING CHUI CHIU TRAINNNN
Screw you guys..... I'm out.
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