*singing* The woooo-
-ooooo-
-oooorld~
STILL
NEEDS
Heroooes~!
*still singing* You me, and-
Ruby: *speaking* Ruby Rose.
*RWBY Chibi version of Boop instrumentals play*
*horrifying noises*
Blake: *very speedily* Huh?! (KITTY IS CONFUSED)
*horrible stretching sounds that still haunt my nightmares*
*SCREEE*
*singing* Put that thing back where it came from or so help meee~!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME YOU GUUUUYS~! *quiet bum bums in the background*
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT
CAME FROM~
Or i'll poke myself in the eeeeeye~!
*soft 'Wow' in background*
*speaking* It's uh, it's a work in progress,
It's gonna get better!
Cat dad: Blake!
*angri fox stab*
*the sounds of the FNDM Freaking out*
*shooting stars plays*
Hey Terra you wan' some?
THIS *beep* EMPTY-
(yay i already subtitled it)
(no there will not be cursing in this video I had to show this to my AV teacher remember?)
*Tracer voice* Ever get that feeling of deja-vu?
Ruby: *soft exhausted groan* (WAIFU TO THE RESCUE)
Weiss: *extremely concerned* Are you okay?!
*soft Ruby noise* (how do I subtitle this?!
Ruby: I feel like I should be asking you guys...
AHHH
Be still my BEATIN HEART
AHHH I SHIP IT SO HARD
OOOOOH
ITS SO CUTE
*MORE DISTRESSED SHIPPER NOISES*
Ruby: No I love Weiss, I would never get rid of her
*soft buzzing*
....Yang...?
(Yang.exe is loading, please wait*
Yang: YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!
Gay Thoughts: YESS WE CANN
*soft mechanical pop*
WOOO POOPOPOPOPOOOP
A MEI-zing
*several boop sound affects like wow*
BOOP
Ren: *screams in pain*
*thud* (the floor is loving Nora Valkyrie)
REN! *Metal Gear ! noise*
Awww!
Ren, talk to me!
Ren: This is bad... (real helpful there Ren I can really see you dug real deep for that piece of wisdom)
Oh
WOW
*sarcastically* What brilliant insight!
We'll break his legs!
*curious monkey boi noises*
*chuckles*
*singing* All around me
Are familiar faaaaces~
WORN
No... *music starts up in background*
*music slowly gets louder*
I'm sorry...
*singing* BATMAAAN~
BAT MAAAAAN~
*key change* BAT MAAAAN-
*different music starts to play and quickly gets louder then the BAT MAAAN'S*
Blake: *speaking* Wait- (lol no)
*singing* SPIDER MAN~
Blake: *grunts* *singing* SPIDER MAN~
Does whatever A spider can~! (look at the hole in her hand tho, EUGH)
Triffa(Ithink): I've got her.
Tai: STAHP
I coulda DROPPED
MAH'
CROUISSAN'
Hazel: Nobody needed to die today.
(Hazel: *drops the mic and leaves the prick to his own devices*)
Three Hundred And Forty Six minutes later
Nora: *screaming*
Hazel: How many more children
MUST DIE FOR YOU
Ed....ward....
ohhh my GOD
*soft laughter*
Qrow: IT IS I, EDWARD
*laughing* Right in the feels-
*deep belly laughter*
TIME TO KILL *explosions*
Oscar: We must... Get the Lamp To... Atlas...
Winter is coming
*Tracer voice* Ever get that feeling of-
*singing* DEJAVU
I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE~
*byurd sounds*
*distressed bird sounds*
It's so deep it loops right back around being stupid
Blake: *cute squeak*
*singing* YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Adam: *singing* 'Cause when push~
Comes to shove~
I wiiiiill~
Kill your friends and family~! (YOU AINT GOT THEM YEET)
To remiiind you
Of~
My~
Love~
*Orchestral Version of Numb By Linkin Park Plays*
Yang: *Omorewa shinderu*
Shady Man: ?? (NANI)
(One PUUUUUUNCH)
*majestic music with faint cheering*
Teeeeen.
WOOO HOOOHOOO
*crying in Elsa* No... No... Please, no....
No, this is terrible!
Who's gonna sign my paycheck?! (you're getting paid for this? Since when?)
Took you long enough.
*in the distance* Check down here!
Penny: You have to hide!
Ruby: *distressed Ruby noises* PENNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU DONT HAVE TO GO WITH THEM
I CAN HELP YOUUUU!
*trashcan closing* (Ruby what are you doing in my house?)
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
*echoing* All around me are familiar faces~
Slender Dan~!
*soft laughter*
*laughing* That's so weird-
Hey there little child~!
*zap*
*thud* (The floor is loving Blake Belladonna)
You know what I call that victory?
Oobleck: Shocking?!
Port: No.
Well earned.
What you said is stupid.
Vernal: Let's see what the Schnee name really means. (how 'bout you go see what the Spring Maiden name really means. OOOOOH!)
Best Girl: I'm more then a name. (YES YOU ARE MY BABY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU)
*the sounds of RWBY Fans crying out in pain*
Mercury: It's false advertising!
Hmpf, it's always about your friends, isn't it?
At least I have some!
OOOOOOOOH (git rekt bull boi)
*RIP Ghira's sweet coat*
*animal growling*
THOT
Hey dad I know you like to live your life on the free and easy
But do you think you could Do ah-
Do away with the whole
No pants(shirt) thing until after I leave?
Yeah Wally,
I know how ya' feel...
My dad doesn't wear pants either...
*urn topples*
Johntron And Blake: *simultaneously* DAD!
Yang: Bein' awesome!
Is that a hobby?
Ruby: Yeah, I think so.
Yang: I should probably aspire to do more, shouldn't I?
Ruby: Nah your fine
You're good
Weiss: So you and the curtains had some sort of... Argument?
Ruby: Ah... Yes!
Today is... *searching for answer*
Gorb Gorb! (totally not made up nooo)
The Tamiranian Festival of berating Drapery!
STUPID CURTAINS
*destruction noises*
*window crash*
*music starts to play*
Yuma: Quiet now~ Music: *singing* BAT MAAAAN~
*angri cat mom*
Doggo Guard: M'aam no! Music: BAT MAAAN~
Yuma: *screaming*
*eye of the tiger starts to play*
*singing* It's the~
Eye of the catgirl-
It's the thrill of the fight~
And the last can of tuna in the kitchen at night~
Fears the hungry~
ALWAYS WATCHING
EYEEEEEEEEE~
Of the cat-GIIIIIIRL~
*singing* It's time to bring this ship into the shoooore~
*singing* This ship is
CRASHING
Into the shoooore~
Yang: *literally exploding and probably talking about the wait for RWBY V 6* I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Could everyone just CHILL OUT
For two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?! (you do realize what show you're in right?)
*timer ticking*
Hey internet
dont mind me (oh I mind)
Just having a little float!
*my heart shattering into a million pieces*
(Cinder did you miss so bad because your depth perception is off?)
Weiss Fans:
FNDM:
Bart: Watch this 'Lis.
You can actually pinpoint the second,
When his heart rips in half!
Aaaaand... *clicker sounds*
Nnnnow! *distressed Jaune noises*
Jaune: That's amazing
*many MANY Boops*
BOOP
BOOP
Naruto-kuuun...
omigod i've just have-
-been stalking your forever
and its like i love you PLEASE NOTICE ME *beep*
It is I, Naruto
*beep* YES
Barkeep: (thats his name now) What process did you go through when designing your weapons?
Yang: I was like,
How could I fit the most,
BULLETS
On one thing that I could NOT have to take outta my purse. (Yang has a purse?)
So I was like,
Bracelets?
Close,
Gauntlets?
PERFECT!
Oscar: Do you ever look at someone and wonder-
What is going on inside their head-
*Gabe the Dog borking Careless Whisper*
*bork*
*bork x2*
*bork x3*
*bork x 4*
*bork x 5*
*bork x 6 and 7*
YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!
Gay thoughts: YES WE CAN
*singing* We'll be singin- (orilly?)
I GIT
KNOCKED DOWN~
But I get up again~
Ain't you ever gonna keep me down~
I GIT KNOCKED DOWN
I GIT KNOCKED DOWN x 2
I GIT KNOCKED DOWN x 3
But I get up again~!
You ain't ever gonna keep me down~!
Blake: Won't be needing this.
Sun: *screaming bloody murder* LITTERIIIIIING!
You've gotta be kidding me...
Hazel: *SCREAMS*
*singing* They see you as small and helpless~
There's a point where it tips there's a point where it breaks~
MAYBE REDS LIKE ROSES~
Used to feel like a fairytale~
And the triumph, will be, OUUUURS~!
We must....
Get the lamp to.... (okay but imagine if the relic was a normal standing lamp. You're welcome.)
...Atlas...
Weiss: Uhm,
That sounds incredibly dangerous!
Yang: And super awesome!
Blake: It does seem efficient.
Weiss: Well, we should put it to a vote!
Ruby: *laughing a bit* I THINK we just did.
*ding*
*buzzer sound*
Yang: I don't know what my arm's doin right now
But it's doin' somethin'!
Blake: Have you ever-
-had a dreams-
That-
That you um you had you do
you whi you could you do you wait you want you you could do so you (these are the auto sub by the way, im not subbing this mess)
You do you can you you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything
*cricket noises*
*Happi Ruby*
Yang: But, it does have some new features!
Nora: Does it?
Arm: Bzzt bzzt
*slowly* a vibraaaaaation functionnnn
Ruby: How dare you!
YANG! NO!
Nora: *singing* I'm queen of the castleee~!
I'm queen of the Castleee~!
Ren: NORAAAA!
Nora: Coming Ren~! *casually defies the laws of gravity*
Angri Cat Mom: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!
Down here salt is a way of life
Obviously the environment down here is all salt,
The ceiling is salt-
the floor is salt,
the walls are salt,
and, to an extent, the air is salt. (aka the Shipping seas)
And you breathe that in,
And you can constantly taste the salt-
Nora: Ren's Semblance was unlocked from intense stress. (yeah losing both your parents and watching your town being destroyed does that)
Ruby: And mine kicked in during training one day. (DEJAVU)
Oscar: What about you?
Yang: Well I discovered mine because I stubbed my toe one time-
Ruby: Ah, You can't lose to a girl in a skirt!
Weiss: You wear a skirt Ruby.
Ruby: WEISS YOU ARENT CHEERING LOUD ENOUGH!
So did not miss you people (yes you did shoosh)
*thud*
Voice 1: *offscreen* OWWW
OOOOWHH
Voice 2: Dan fell off the moon-
Voice 1: I JUST FELL OFF THE
*beep*ING
MOON *voice 2 laughing in background*
Ruby: MAGIKARP GO!
HIT EM WITH A SPLASH ATTACK!
It is I, Magikarp.
*Magikarp used splash*
*it did literally nothing*
Ruby: He's really goin' at it-
*laughing*
*distressed Ruby*
Ruby: *laughing* He just keeps spazzing out-
Nora: Magikarp-
MAGIKARP YOU HAD ENOUGH
Magikarp Plz-
NO- Oscar: MAGIKARP STOP!
CALM YOURSELF-
Oscar: MAGIKARP NO-
Ruby: RETURN!
MAGIKARP RETURN!
Oscar: NO MAGIKARP!
You might be powerful,
But that doesn't make you strong.
Weiss: ooooooh....
She's kicking their *beep*!
That's our girl-
YAS QUEEEEEEN!
Yang: I used to have a fear of hurdles but I got over it
*Darth Vader* NOOOOOOOOO
-OOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Admiral Ackabar: Take evasive action! *NOOOO goes on in background*
Green Group, stick close to holding sector MV-7! *NOOOOOO*
ITS A TRAP!
*explosions*
To keep moving forward...
Weiss: I hate this game of emotions we play!
Ruby: PYUUURHAAAAA!
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Adam: You're wrong Blake. (wow what a comeback)
And you can't stop us.
Blake: *mockingly* Ohh look at me, I'm Adam,
I have like a super sw33t sw0rd that does infittti plus 2 damage
and can cut fhrew anything,
Blake: *still mockingly* BECAUSE I AM SO AWESOME AND CEEEEEWL- *Angri bull boi*
Hazel: You'll die, OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!
*shhk*
RRRRRAAAAAAA-
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Saiytama: okay *still roaring*
*still roaring*
*hellish screaming*
Patrick: Can you move it along I'm all out of time cards-
*all singing* Fighting evil by moonlight~
*all singing* Winning love by daylight~
*all singing* Never running from a real fight~!
*all singing* It is the one named Sailor-
Qrow: It is I tuxedo mask- *thud*
*singing* Slowly fade away~
Remember Yesterday~
But don't let the pain slow you down~
The people that we've loved and lost~
Forever in stardust~
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